FabSwingers.com forum: And so it begins.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Did you spot it?

I did.

Did you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wot?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Spot what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Poppy?

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

No. Missed it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No. Missed it"

Well you would.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Poppy? "

Nope

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Christmas?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Christmas?"

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Rapture?

About time if so.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"No. Missed it

Well you would."

Fill me in later x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely outrageous stuff. The bare-faced temerity of it!

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

Does it start with the letter ‘F’?

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Can't miss what you can't see.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

The Purge!!!!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I did warn you all I'm a shit shag!

Blink and you will miss it.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Alien invasion?!

I bloody knew it and have been telling everyone of this impending event for years!

I’m off to my specially constructed bunker now; Farewell everyone; I’ll keep my fingers crossed for you all that the aliens will use good quality lube in conjunction with the rectal probes on you all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Alien invasion?!

I bloody knew it and have been telling everyone of this impending event for years!

Take me with you!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I did warn you all I'm a shit shag!

Blink and you will miss it. "

I had something in my eye. I had to blink.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Absolutely outrageous stuff. The bare-faced temerity of it!"

I totally agree.

I'm a bit miffed at it that's for sure.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Huh(confused)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alien invasion?!

I bloody knew it and have been telling everyone of this impending event for years!

That’s NEXT year, if you believe the conspiracy theories!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Alien invasion?!

I bloody knew it and have been telling everyone of this impending event for years!

Take me with you!!! "

Of course

Bu the way, I hope you like corned beef, spam and baked beans? I’ve stocked up with two years worth of it down here.

(fingers crossed we manage not to blow ourselves up with the resulting flatulence)

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By *os19Man
over a year ago

Edmonton

I think it was a line in the film The Mummy

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"Did you spot it?

I did.

Did you?"

Wham! or Slade?

Gbat

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Alien invasion?!

I bloody knew it and have been telling everyone of this impending event for years!

That’s NEXT year, if you believe the conspiracy theories!

Oh….I’ve just locked myself and PW in and it’s a timer lock that can’t be opened until 2025….

Shhhh….don’t tell her….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cat got out didn't it?

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By *abulousAvaWoman
over a year ago

Dainty Town

"Did you spot it?

I did.

Did you?"

Definitely

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By *ohnSwingsSurreyMan
over a year ago

Horley

Bin Day?

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

If it's the John Lewis Christmas ad hype? Then yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't unsee it now.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Ahhh was it a disgusting picture??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The cat got out didn't it?"

Close!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Alien invasion?!

I bloody knew it and have been telling everyone of this impending event for years!

That’s NEXT year, if you believe the conspiracy theories!

Oh….I’ve just locked myself and PW in and it’s a timer lock that can’t be opened until 2025….

Shhhh….don’t tell her….

I won't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The cat got out didn't it?

Close!"

It was dead?

Jesus christ.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The cat got out didn't it?

Close!

It was dead?

Jesus christ.

Was for a bit then someone resurrected it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The cat got out didn't it?

Close!"

You got a kitten / or a hamster?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you spot it?

I did.

Did you?"

I was allowed off the naughty step?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The cat got out didn't it?

Close!

You got a kitten / or a hamster? "

I got a hamster months ago but it's nothing to do with that.

Hamster is cute though.

And it doesn't try putting it's trash in my box.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"The cat got out didn't it?

Close!

You got a kitten / or a hamster?

I got a hamster months ago but it's nothing to do with that.

Hamster is cute though.

And it doesn't try putting it's trash in my box."

What did you call it?

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Did you spot it?

I did.

Did you?

I was allowed off the naughty step?"

Shhhhhh.... You'll be back on it!

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Never.

I have Background-extra Syndrome.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

¿Qué?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this going to be like the guess the price of fish and chips thread?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this going to be like the guess the price of fish and chips thread?

No, much worse

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Cmon PW you're capable of better threads than this!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Is this going to be like the guess the price of fish and chips thread?

No, much worse"

How can it be worse than never knowing how much a chip supper is in South Wales?!

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
over a year ago

Maidstone

"Cmon PW you're capable of better threads than this!"

Where's the evidence!?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Is this like the cat thread? I remember seeing that then forgot about it. Was that resolved?

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Cmon PW you're capable of better threads than this!

Where's the evidence!?"

Shots fired!!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

The endless stirring of a risotto?

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
over a year ago

Maidstone

"The endless stirring of a risotto?"

Who's got time for that!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this like the cat thread? I remember seeing that then forgot about it. Was that resolved?"

The cat moved house.

It's possibly zombified.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh, it's the start of your new life with your username

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Ooooh, it's the start of your new life with your username

It wasn't! At the time it wasn't!

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
over a year ago

Maidstone

"Ooooh, it's the start of your new life with your username

It wasn't! At the time it wasn't! "

He's in the know

Love the forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And so it begins...

The reign of the Goddess.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

My inside voice says your new name, “a wank.”

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Was it the milk tray man? I don't want to miss him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this going to be like the guess the price of fish and chips thread?

No, much worse

How can it be worse than never knowing how much a chip supper is in South Wales?! "

Oh you did you not see my thread with all the numbers in it a good while back?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

When did you change your username OP?

I’ve been off grid spoon whittling

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Is this going to be like the guess the price of fish and chips thread?

No, much worse

How can it be worse than never knowing how much a chip supper is in South Wales?!

Oh you did you not see my thread with all the numbers in it a good while back?"

I did not. Presumably I was engrossed in perusing the Just Eat app, for "market research"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When did you change your username OP?

I’ve been off grid spoon whittling

Halfway through the thread

Can I come off grid with you next time please?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"When did you change your username OP?

I’ve been off grid spoon whittling

Halfway through the thread

Can I come off grid with you next time please?"

Of course you can

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I spotted it after this thread. It was only a matter of time I suppose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I spotted it after this thread. It was only a matter of time I suppose.

I still don't know.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

The OP must be new. An interesting name, a Greek deity, a personification of incarceration and slåvery....

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I spotted it after this thread. It was only a matter of time I suppose.

What is it? Baffled.com

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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago

Chipping Norton

"The OP must be new. An interesting name, a Greek deity, a personification of incarceration and slåvery...."

Pfft. The head of all the Fates. Yet overpowered by Eros.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this going to be like the guess the price of fish and chips thread?

Omg I'm still traumatised from that

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Is this going to be like the guess the price of fish and chips thread?

Omg I'm still traumatised from that

. We never did find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this going to be like the guess the price of fish and chips thread?

Omg I'm still traumatised from that

. We never did find out

The dozy git couldn't remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The OP must be new. An interesting name, a Greek deity, a personification of incarceration and slåvery...."

She spent some time choosing it - I think you missed the thread

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Well all I can say is if I can’t spot it, it must be really really insignificant.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Well all I can say is if I can’t spot it, it must be really really insignificant."

Damn. I was hoping you would tell me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start of the next drama?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 days later and I'm still trying to work it out

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"5 days later and I'm still trying to work it out

I think that's the point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5 days later and I'm still trying to work it out

I think that's the point"

I'm not that smart or brave lol I'm out.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

The shadow propaganda on the news?

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
over a year ago

Maidstone

"5 days later and I'm still trying to work it out

Do you really care?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5 days later and I'm still trying to work it out

Isn't it the Xmas run?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got it!!

Well, somebody told me but still.

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
over a year ago

Maidstone

"I got it!!

Well, somebody told me but still. "

Oh god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5 days later and I'm still trying to work it out

Do you really care?"

Yes I do if what I've posted has insulted someone and I'm unaware.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"5 days later and I'm still trying to work it out

Do you really care?

Yes I do if what I've posted has insulted someone and I'm unaware. "

I don't think you insulted anyone at all.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"The OP must be new. An interesting name, a Greek deity, a personification of incarceration and slåvery....

She spent some time choosing it - I think you missed the thread

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I took an extended break from Fab. I missed hundreds of threads.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"The OP must be new. An interesting name, a Greek deity, a personification of incarceration and slåvery....

She spent some time choosing it - I think you missed the thread

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I took an extended break from Fab. I missed hundreds of threads."

Glad you're back old chap, place is not the same without you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The OP must be new. An interesting name, a Greek deity, a personification of incarceration and slåvery....

She spent some time choosing it - I think you missed the thread

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I took an extended break from Fab. I missed hundreds of threads."

You took 2 weeks off...

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By *elliflousCouple
over a year ago

North West.

Right.,....so, does anyone want a brew?

And some cake?

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Right.,....so, does anyone want a brew?

And some cake? "

Are we talking about your Mrs's cake?

Is it mrs's?

May affect my answer

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By *elliflousCouple
over a year ago

North West.

God no, she has serious cake based issues. Nobody deserves that.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"The OP must be new. An interesting name, a Greek deity, a personification of incarceration and slåvery....

She spent some time choosing it - I think you missed the thread

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I took an extended break from Fab. I missed hundreds of threads.

You took 2 weeks off..."

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And I missed your irascible irreverence with all my heart.

#SheWasCountingTheDays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right.,....so, does anyone want a brew?

And some cake? "

Dunno about cake, but I’ll have some of her muff………….ins.

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By *ylonseeker2023Man
over a year ago

Harwich

"Alien invasion?!

I bloody knew it and have been telling everyone of this impending event for years!

Hoping they fuck like maniacs!

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By *ylonseeker2023Man
over a year ago

Harwich

"The endless stirring of a risotto?

Who's got time for that!?"

The cat has. They lie about on sofas, get up and torment my dog that they know is uncapabable of chasing as it's on the lead - then only to return and lie on the sofa.

Might as well stir some risotto

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