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Does the sight of a person standing on a ladder render you giddy with sexual arousal?
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"Did the porno fry your brain?  " It did 
Even worse, I didn’t receive any royalties whatsoever for my sterling oral/filmmaking work 
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"They are godsends for lifting a man up, so that I don't have to get down on my knees, to give a blowjob " Now that is a particularly ingenious usage of a ladder if ever I’ve heard of one  | |||
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"Did the porno fry your brain?
It did
Even worse, I didn’t receive any royalties whatsoever for my sterling oral/filmmaking work
"You and everyone else in the Film Actors Guild. I bleed for ya Hopefully those Union folks will whip the studios until they bleed, and all those huge percentages of non-existent profits will be pinging into your account any second now… annnnny second… now! | |||
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"Like you Sensual, I love a ladder. Currently own 6 various ladder ranging from fibreglass to aluminium. I've got A frames, 5 rungs, 6 rungs and my personal favourite, the 7 rung fibreglass stepladder in racing yellow "That’s the spirit 
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"Ooh I can do this one quite well! I’ve got the following: A three part extension ladder useful for getting to the tops of stairwells or first floor exterior windows or double height ceilings. It also transforms into a step ladder. If that wasn’t amazing enough, you can change the length of one side of the step ladder setup so you can use it on stairs! Second offering is a two part ladder, each part is detachable so you can either extend it or have it just one level. The fancy bit of this ladder is it comes with a detachable platform! This makes an amazing table to put all my stuff on or a stand to get into high places and move around on. Third offering is another 3 piece extendable one but it’s far too heavy so I keep it behind my shed. Finally, and by far my most used ladder style friend, a little two step hop up with a platform "I….I am suddenly rendered as erect as a telegraph pole and throbbing at your delicious descriptions  | |||
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"As a slightly weird aside, I can run up and down a ladder right to the top quite happily if I’m inside. Outside I get halfway up and panic "Snap!  what is that about? I can climb a tree higher than my house, and not feel worried. Put a ladder against said house, and I’m nervous as all hell when I have to clean out a gutter. | |||
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"As a slightly weird aside, I can run up and down a ladder right to the top quite happily if I’m inside. Outside I get halfway up and panic "Try being at the top of an A frame when the feet slide back 2 inch | |||
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"Ooh I can do this one quite well! I’ve got the following: A three part extension ladder useful for getting to the tops of stairwells or first floor exterior windows or double height ceilings. It also transforms into a step ladder. If that wasn’t amazing enough, you can change the length of one side of the step ladder setup so you can use it on stairs! Second offering is a two part ladder, each part is detachable so you can either extend it or have it just one level. The fancy bit of this ladder is it comes with a detachable platform! This makes an amazing table to put all my stuff on or a stand to get into high places and move around on. Third offering is another 3 piece extendable one but it’s far too heavy so I keep it behind my shed. Finally, and by far my most used ladder style friend, a little two step hop up with a platform
I….I am suddenly rendered as erect as a telegraph pole and throbbing at your delicious descriptions "Oh and my old faithful stepladder! Pretty sure it’s pinched, either from mother or step father. It’s covered in years of paint splats but I can stand on the very top cross bar and get into the loft  | |||
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"As a slightly weird aside, I can run up and down a ladder right to the top quite happily if I’m inside. Outside I get halfway up and panic
Snap! what is that about? I can climb a tree higher than my house, and not feel worried. Put a ladder against said house, and I’m nervous as all hell when I have to clean out a gutter. "Think it’s because when you’re inside or up a tree you’ve a good chance of grabbing something on the way down but side of a house? You’re fucked | |||
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"They’re amazing inventions ain’t they? I like ladders. Do you like ladders? How many ladders do you own and what type/s are they e.g Step ladders, roofing ladders etc. Indeed, which is your favourite type of ladder? Perhaps you presently have a ladder in your tights? Unfortunately I’m afraid of heights but even so, randomly propping my ladder against the outside of my house and standing on the bottom rung whilst pretending to perform some form of structural maintenance makes me feel as manly as all hell
Does the sight of a person standing on a ladder render you giddy with sexual arousal?
Good folks: Let’s hear it for ladders; please discuss "I think you need to post a photo so I can answer this honestly. | |||
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"Like you Sensual, I love a ladder. Currently own 6 various ladder ranging from fibreglass to aluminium. I've got A frames, 5 rungs, 6 rungs and my personal favourite, the 7 rung fibreglass stepladder in racing yellow
That’s the spirit
We should set up a ladder appreciation society "Step Ladder Appreciation Group | |||
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"As a slightly weird aside, I can run up and down a ladder right to the top quite happily if I’m inside. Outside I get halfway up and panic
Try being at the top of an A frame when the feet slide back 2 inch"Try being at the top of an a frame with a sign on the door saying ‘knock before entering’ and some useless fat twonk slams the door open into your ladder and you and your paint kettle get air | |||
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"Did the porno fry your brain?
It did
Even worse, I didn’t receive any royalties whatsoever for my sterling oral/filmmaking work
You and everyone else in the Film Actors Guild. I bleed for ya Hopefully those Union folks will whip the studios until they bleed, and all those huge percentages of non-existent profits will be pinging into your account any second now… annnnny second… now! " Fingers crossed - I’ll certainly need a bigger budget for my next porno venture. My vision involves pyrotechnics, green screen technology, the London Philharmonic orchestra and a large assortment of dildos in various sizes…..
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"As a slightly weird aside, I can run up and down a ladder right to the top quite happily if I’m inside. Outside I get halfway up and panic
Try being at the top of an A frame when the feet slide back 2 inch
Try being at the top of an a frame with a sign on the door saying ‘knock before entering’ and some useless fat twonk slams the door open into your ladder and you and your paint kettle get air "Been there Fluffy, minus the paint | |||
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"Did the porno fry your brain?
It did
Even worse, I didn’t receive any royalties whatsoever for my sterling oral/filmmaking work
"It's early days yet, SL! I've not had the pleasure of viewing it yet but I'm sure it will go viral!! | |||
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"Did the porno fry your brain?
It did
Even worse, I didn’t receive any royalties whatsoever for my sterling oral/filmmaking work
You and everyone else in the Film Actors Guild. I bleed for ya Hopefully those Union folks will whip the studios until they bleed, and all those huge percentages of non-existent profits will be pinging into your account any second now… annnnny second… now!
Fingers crossed - I’ll certainly need a bigger budget for my next porno venture. My vision involves pyrotechnics, green screen technology, the London Philharmonic orchestra and a large assortment of dildos in various sizes…..
It’s going to be amazing! "Ooh what about a sponsorship deal from Bad Dragon for the public joy of seeing one shoved up Brucey's backdoor  | |||
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"They’re amazing inventions ain’t they? I like ladders. Do you like ladders? How many ladders do you own and what type/s are they e.g Step ladders, roofing ladders etc. Indeed, which is your favourite type of ladder? Perhaps you presently have a ladder in your tights? Unfortunately I’m afraid of heights but even so, randomly propping my ladder against the outside of my house and standing on the bottom rung whilst pretending to perform some form of structural maintenance makes me feel as manly as all hell
Does the sight of a person standing on a ladder render you giddy with sexual arousal?
Good folks: Let’s hear it for ladders; please discuss
I think you need to post a photo so I can answer this honestly." You’ll behold a blurry pic of a distinctly terrified looking guy clinging for dear life to the rungs whilst trying desperately to take a selfie.
And all this death defying action about two feet above the ground | |||
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"Did the porno fry your brain?
It did
Even worse, I didn’t receive any royalties whatsoever for my sterling oral/filmmaking work
You and everyone else in the Film Actors Guild. I bleed for ya Hopefully those Union folks will whip the studios until they bleed, and all those huge percentages of non-existent profits will be pinging into your account any second now… annnnny second… now!
Fingers crossed - I’ll certainly need a bigger budget for my next porno venture. My vision involves pyrotechnics, green screen technology, the London Philharmonic orchestra and a large assortment of dildos in various sizes…..
It’s going to be amazing!
Ooh what about a sponsorship deal from Bad Dragon for the public joy of seeing one shoved up Brucey's backdoor "I’m quietly confident that I can tempt Brucey back for the sequel. If not, I’m going to have to recast though
There’s lots of lovely chaps on here who will doubtless want to star in my film…..won’t they? | |||
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"They’re amazing inventions ain’t they? I like ladders. Do you like ladders? How many ladders do you own and what type/s are they e.g Step ladders, roofing ladders etc. Indeed, which is your favourite type of ladder? Perhaps you presently have a ladder in your tights? Unfortunately I’m afraid of heights but even so, randomly propping my ladder against the outside of my house and standing on the bottom rung whilst pretending to perform some form of structural maintenance makes me feel as manly as all hell
Does the sight of a person standing on a ladder render you giddy with sexual arousal?
Good folks: Let’s hear it for ladders; please discuss
I think you need to post a photo so I can answer this honestly.
You’ll behold a blurry pic of a distinctly terrified looking guy clinging for dear life to the rungs whilst trying desperately to take a selfie.
And all this death defying action about two feet above the ground " | |||
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"Did the porno fry your brain?
It did
Even worse, I didn’t receive any royalties whatsoever for my sterling oral/filmmaking work
You and everyone else in the Film Actors Guild. I bleed for ya Hopefully those Union folks will whip the studios until they bleed, and all those huge percentages of non-existent profits will be pinging into your account any second now… annnnny second… now!
Fingers crossed - I’ll certainly need a bigger budget for my next porno venture. My vision involves pyrotechnics, green screen technology, the London Philharmonic orchestra and a large assortment of dildos in various sizes…..
It’s going to be amazing!
Ooh what about a sponsorship deal from Bad Dragon for the public joy of seeing one shoved up Brucey's backdoor
I’m quietly confident that I can tempt Brucey back for the sequel.
If not, I’m going to have to recast though
There’s lots of lovely chaps on here who will doubtless want to star in my film…..won’t they? "I'm certain of it! | |||
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"They’re amazing inventions ain’t they? I like ladders. Do you like ladders? How many ladders do you own and what type/s are they e.g Step ladders, roofing ladders etc. Indeed, which is your favourite type of ladder? Perhaps you presently have a ladder in your tights? Unfortunately I’m afraid of heights but even so, randomly propping my ladder against the outside of my house and standing on the bottom rung whilst pretending to perform some form of structural maintenance makes me feel as manly as all hell
Does the sight of a person standing on a ladder render you giddy with sexual arousal?
Good folks: Let’s hear it for ladders; please discuss "Younger a skirting board ladder lol.. | |||
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"Ooh I can do this one quite well! I’ve got the following: A three part extension ladder useful for getting to the tops of stairwells or first floor exterior windows or double height ceilings. It also transforms into a step ladder. If that wasn’t amazing enough, you can change the length of one side of the step ladder setup so you can use it on stairs! Second offering is a two part ladder, each part is detachable so you can either extend it or have it just one level. The fancy bit of this ladder is it comes with a detachable platform! This makes an amazing table to put all my stuff on or a stand to get into high places and move around on. Third offering is another 3 piece extendable one but it’s far too heavy so I keep it behind my shed. Finally, and by far my most used ladder style friend, a little two step hop up with a platform "Fluffy...... I think I've just found my female twin!!!! I don't suppose you've got a skirting board ladder I could borrow for my vertically challenged buddy would you??? | |||
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"They’re amazing inventions ain’t they? I like ladders. Do you like ladders? How many ladders do you own and what type/s are they e.g Step ladders, roofing ladders etc. Indeed, which is your favourite type of ladder? Perhaps you presently have a ladder in your tights? Unfortunately I’m afraid of heights but even so, randomly propping my ladder against the outside of my house and standing on the bottom rung whilst pretending to perform some form of structural maintenance makes me feel as manly as all hell
Does the sight of a person standing on a ladder render you giddy with sexual arousal?
Good folks: Let’s hear it for ladders; please discuss "I don't like ladders. Fucking things happen just when you least expect it and leave a draughty hole. I like my tights to be ladder free! | |||
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"I've got a step ladder I never knew my real ladder. "Underrated | |||
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"Ooh I can do this one quite well! I’ve got the following: A three part extension ladder useful for getting to the tops of stairwells or first floor exterior windows or double height ceilings. It also transforms into a step ladder. If that wasn’t amazing enough, you can change the length of one side of the step ladder setup so you can use it on stairs! Second offering is a two part ladder, each part is detachable so you can either extend it or have it just one level. The fancy bit of this ladder is it comes with a detachable platform! This makes an amazing table to put all my stuff on or a stand to get into high places and move around on. Third offering is another 3 piece extendable one but it’s far too heavy so I keep it behind my shed. Finally, and by far my most used ladder style friend, a little two step hop up with a platform
Fluffy......
I think I've just found my female twin!!!!
I don't suppose you've got a skirting board ladder I could borrow for my vertically challenged buddy would you??? "I don’t lend my tools out after the recent loss of my favourite Phillips screwdriver | |||
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"Oh my goodness, have you seen those tripod landscaping ladders?? Alas, I only have a set of regular 7 rung stepladders. My ladder aspirations are currently unmet
Nell"You'll climb higher and get closer to your ladder related goals, Nell  | |||
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