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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Ladies! How much pointless frou frou and stupid word signs do you have in your house?

My kitchen walls are running out of space. "tap" "cupboard" "eat" "cherish" "nom". I want one that says "fridge" and another that says "fruit", but there's no way to do it without making the walls a bit more 3D.

Also, some people say that my sign above the toilet goes a bit far. It's cute isn't it? "if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweety and wipe the seaty".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really want to send you a pic of my loo but I can’t

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I really want to send you a pic of my loo but I can’t "

I saw a suggestion - posted in early April - of a delightful toilet with a sign above it. "Life is short, lick the bowl"

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I really want to send you a pic of my loo but I can’t "

There’s a joke here somewhere about guys and dick pics and toilets. I can’t quite put my finger on it though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really want to send you a pic of my loo but I can’t

There’s a joke here somewhere about guys and dick pics and toilets. I can’t quite put my finger on it though."

Honestly it’s beyond epic

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By *agebunWoman
over a year ago

Rugby


"Ladies! How much pointless frou frou and stupid word signs do you have in your house?

My kitchen walls are running out of space. "tap" "cupboard" "eat" "cherish" "nom". I want one that says "fridge" and another that says "fruit", but there's no way to do it without making the walls a bit more 3D.

Also, some people say that my sign above the toilet goes a bit far. It's cute isn't it? "if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweety and wipe the seaty". "

My home decor is mostly lego and plushies

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Honestly it’s beyond epic"

I’m curious, not gonna lie. My curiosity is piqued.

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Ladies! How much pointless frou frou and stupid word signs do you have in your house?

My kitchen walls are running out of space. "tap" "cupboard" "eat" "cherish" "nom". I want one that says "fridge" and another that says "fruit", but there's no way to do it without making the walls a bit more 3D.

Also, some people say that my sign above the toilet goes a bit far. It's cute isn't it? "if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweety and wipe the seaty".

My home decor is mostly lego and plushies "

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

We have a few in each room. Mostly little ornaments, candles and shit. I think if I bought a Live Laugh Love sign Lorenzo would divorce me

My favourite one is a framed print of a cat sitting in a litter tray reading a book called "How to train your human". Loos have the best decor

K

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"We have a few in each room. Mostly little ornaments, candles and shit. I think if I bought a Live Laugh Love sign Lorenzo would divorce me

My favourite one is a framed print of a cat sitting in a litter tray reading a book called "How to train your human". Loos have the best decor

K"

That's amazing

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

pro tip that'll make the boys love you

You can get sets of those little ceramic teddy bears on ebay for super cheap. Guys dig that shit. Put it all over your house. Maybe with a sign that says live laugh honey

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Last year I bought my husband a multi-photo frame with the words Live, laugh, love in the middle of it. He called me a troll I'm amazed he still talks to me

We don't have any other word signs up, it's not to either of our taste. But we've never decorated the kitchen, so we still have the previous owners wallpaper which says Bon appetit. Bon Ami. We might paint it one day.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"Ladies! How much pointless frou frou and stupid word signs do you have in your house?

My kitchen walls are running out of space. "tap" "cupboard" "eat" "cherish" "nom". I want one that says "fridge" and another that says "fruit", but there's no way to do it without making the walls a bit more 3D.

Also, some people say that my sign above the toilet goes a bit far. It's cute isn't it? "if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweety and wipe the seaty". "

I don't have any myself but I remember a redhead with a loads but that was years ago

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I think I have one sign, with words, in the kitchen. A house without a cat isn't a home, or something similar.

Never been one for inspirational quotes or anything.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

As for other stuff... It's mainly photos and artwork, by local artists. And plants... Lots of plants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a canvas above our bed with a quote on and there’s a photo frame with the lyrics of our wedding song on it.

The rest of the house is very boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an a2 sized framed print over my stairs that says holy fuckballs

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

crocheted doll toilet roll holders. yes or no?

what sign do they have? live laugh log?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really want to send you a pic of my loo but I can’t

I saw a suggestion - posted in early April - of a delightful toilet with a sign above it. "Life is short, lick the bowl""

Epic!!

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I really want to send you a pic of my loo but I can’t

I saw a suggestion - posted in early April - of a delightful toilet with a sign above it. "Life is short, lick the bowl"

Epic!! "

I sent it to a few friends and family members. My mother was Not Amused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"crocheted doll toilet roll holders. yes or no?

what sign do they have? live laugh log?"

Shit, shart, wipe

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"crocheted doll toilet roll holders. yes or no?

what sign do they have? live laugh log?

Shit, shart, wipe "

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I've too much clutter, I can't add to it with spare words around the place

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I've too much clutter, I can't add to it with spare words around the place "

But how will you know which hole to shit in and which surface to cook on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a few nude figurines about the place in black and white but I've mostly littered the place with plants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have zero frou frou.

Minimalistic is the term.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"crocheted doll toilet roll holders. yes or no?

what sign do they have? live laugh log?"

Pee, poo, put the seat down

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent


"Ladies! How much pointless frou frou and stupid word signs do you have in your house?

My kitchen walls are running out of space. "tap" "cupboard" "eat" "cherish" "nom". I want one that says "fridge" and another that says "fruit", but there's no way to do it without making the walls a bit more 3D.

Also, some people say that my sign above the toilet goes a bit far. It's cute isn't it? "if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweety and wipe the seaty". "

We don’t have anything like this in our house. We have books (mine) and plants (Ailsa’s). A few photos, and odd little stones that have all kinds of mystical healing properties that I won’t even pretend to understand, but Ailsa does. That’s about it.

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By *agebunWoman
over a year ago

Rugby

I made a friend of mine a cross stitch for their bathroom that says "Please do not summon demons in the bathroom"

I need one for my own house, and also a live laugh lurk one

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Candles. Books. These things make a house.

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