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By *inky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich

***Support group***

Don't forget to be???

NICE, NICEr or the NICEst!

NICE ones get all the action with the NICE ones.

Not NICE to be not NICE.

NICE to be NICE.

If you think you are NICE, then think again.

You probably didn't reach you maximum NICEness level just yet.

That's the reason you are UNFUCKABLE.

***Under Fab average villy is the reason?

No, just not NICE enough.

***Not really handsome is the issue?

No, just not NICE enough.

***You think you are unpopular or boring?

No, just not NICE enough.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

You ok hun?

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I'm very fuckable but I'm too nice for these reprobates.

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By *inky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"You ok hun?"

I'm great,thanks.

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By *inky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"I'm very fuckable but I'm too nice for these reprobates."

Too nice can be a reason too?

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A


"I'm very fuckable but I'm too nice for these reprobates.

Too nice can be a reason too?

"

I'll let you in on a secret. No one really has sex here. For real, it's all just a sick joke. The whole site is just two guys in a basement multiboxing in Hereford.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I'm extremely nice, but I've not had a proper full blown knee trembling shag this century. And that's when I'm nice!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm the nicest.

SO nice I'm noice!

But I'm not shagging.

So wah!

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Lol.

I'll join.

Being mostly unfuckable and all...

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

I'm about as fuckable as a dead Norwegian Blue, it seems.

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

I'm so nice they named a biscuit after me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice isn't fuckable.

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By *inky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"Nice isn't fuckable."

NICE is also subjective.

What is NICE?

Don't hurt me, no more.

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By *inky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"I'm very fuckable but I'm too nice for these reprobates.

Too nice can be a reason too?

I'll let you in on a secret. No one really has sex here. For real, it's all just a sick joke. The whole site is just two guys in a basement multiboxing in Hereford."

That would explain a lot of things.

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By *inky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"I'm extremely nice, but I've not had a proper full blown knee trembling shag this century. And that's when I'm nice!"

Trust me, it's nothing.

I've done a thread about it.

Turned out to be light weight with my 4 years celibacy.

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By *inky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"I'm the nicest.

SO nice I'm noice!

But I'm not shagging.

So wah!"

Maybe being too NICE?

They might think you are a saint, then you become untouchable.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I'm not actually that nice. I'm wild. I'm dangerous. I'm like a lion that hasn't eaten for a week! Nice guys finish last. I want to rip your clothes off, and throw you on the bed!!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I'm not unfuckable, I'm just a shit shag

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By *inky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"Lol.

I'll join.

Being mostly unfuckable and all...

"

Because you ignored that guy for 24 years.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"I'm not actually that nice. I'm wild. I'm dangerous. I'm like a lion that hasn't eaten for a week! Nice guys finish last. I want to rip your clothes off, and throw you on the bed!! "

Overarm or underarm?

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

I’m nice,

SO nice

That I blind them with my awe-inducing niceness.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"I'm not actually that nice. I'm wild. I'm dangerous. I'm like a lion that hasn't eaten for a week! Nice guys finish last. I want to rip your clothes off, and throw you on the bed!!

Overarm or underarm?"

Depends how hungry I am

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By *inky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"I'm not actually that nice. I'm wild. I'm dangerous. I'm like a lion that hasn't eaten for a week! Nice guys finish last. I want to rip your clothes off, and throw you on the bed!!

Overarm or underarm?"

Grab her little Willy

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal


"I'm not unfuckable, I'm just a shit shag"

Same here...

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

Im an incredible shag and a total bastard and im knee deep in the clunge all the time - i have a ticketing system now so that no clunge is left unplunged… it’s like an ecstasy guarantee…. *

*The ecstasy is mine not yours…. Please see ‘total bastard’ above

I haven’t had a decent shag now for 35 minutes…. One sec…… neeeeext!!!

Be back in a bit….

** please note some or all of the above may be exaggerated for dramatic effect ( or just a load if porkies because I was bored!!)

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Im an incredible shag and a total bastard and im knee deep in the clunge all the time - i have a ticketing system now so that no clunge is left unplunged… it’s like an ecstasy guarantee…. *

*The ecstasy is mine not yours…. Please see ‘total bastard’ above

I haven’t had a decent shag now for 35 minutes…. One sec…… neeeeext!!!

Be back in a bit….

** please note some or all of the above may be exaggerated for dramatic effect ( or just a load if porkies because I was bored!!) "

Only nice guys leave disclaimers

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood


"Im an incredible shag and a total bastard and im knee deep in the clunge all the time - i have a ticketing system now so that no clunge is left unplunged… it’s like an ecstasy guarantee…. *

*The ecstasy is mine not yours…. Please see ‘total bastard’ above

I haven’t had a decent shag now for 35 minutes…. One sec…… neeeeext!!!

Be back in a bit….

** please note some or all of the above may be exaggerated for dramatic effect ( or just a load if porkies because I was bored!!)

Only nice guys leave disclaimers "

Dammit… i had a niceness leak… there must be pants for that !!!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Im an incredible shag and a total bastard and im knee deep in the clunge all the time - i have a ticketing system now so that no clunge is left unplunged… it’s like an ecstasy guarantee…. *

*The ecstasy is mine not yours…. Please see ‘total bastard’ above

I haven’t had a decent shag now for 35 minutes…. One sec…… neeeeext!!!

Be back in a bit….

** please note some or all of the above may be exaggerated for dramatic effect ( or just a load if porkies because I was bored!!)

Only nice guys leave disclaimers

Dammit… i had a niceness leak… there must be pants for that !!! "

A period pad should do the trick

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By *inky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"Im an incredible shag and a total bastard and im knee deep in the clunge all the time - i have a ticketing system now so that no clunge is left unplunged… it’s like an ecstasy guarantee…. *

*The ecstasy is mine not yours…. Please see ‘total bastard’ above

I haven’t had a decent shag now for 35 minutes…. One sec…… neeeeext!!!

Be back in a bit….

** please note some or all of the above may be exaggerated for dramatic effect ( or just a load if porkies because I was bored!!) "

Secretly I'm NICE with almost 3 legs.

I just got overwhelmed with too much attention.

Now I pretend to be just an ugly knob doing annoying threads for the 15 seconds fame.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood


"Im an incredible shag and a total bastard and im knee deep in the clunge all the time - i have a ticketing system now so that no clunge is left unplunged… it’s like an ecstasy guarantee…. *

*The ecstasy is mine not yours…. Please see ‘total bastard’ above

I haven’t had a decent shag now for 35 minutes…. One sec…… neeeeext!!!

Be back in a bit….

** please note some or all of the above may be exaggerated for dramatic effect ( or just a load if porkies because I was bored!!)

Secretly I'm NICE with almost 3 legs.

I just got overwhelmed with too much attention.

Now I pretend to be just an ugly knob doing annoying threads for the 15 seconds fame.

"

Hang on…. That’s my job!!! apart from having to pretend to be an ugly knob.. got that covered!!

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Nice thread OP, FAF?

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By *inky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"Nice thread OP, FAF?

"

Thanks.

Not sure about NICE or funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m nice

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By *inky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"I’m nice "

Of course you are.

Mmm bop bop bop

Mmm bop bop bop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m nice

Of course you are.

Mmm bop bop bop

Mmm bop bop bop

"

Do Bob na an na an na see

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By *inky Chef OP   Man
over a year ago

Norwich


"I’m nice

Of course you are.

Mmm bop bop bop

Mmm bop bop bop

Do Bob na an na an na see "

Not really my tone range.

I'm more like:

"Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m nice

Of course you are.

Mmm bop bop bop

Mmm bop bop bop

Do Bob na an na an na see

Not really my tone range.

I'm more like:

"Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"

"

Crash test dummies

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