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"I'm very fuckable but I'm too nice for these reprobates." Too nice can be a reason too? | |||
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"I'm very fuckable but I'm too nice for these reprobates. Too nice can be a reason too? " I'll let you in on a secret. No one really has sex here. For real, it's all just a sick joke. The whole site is just two guys in a basement multiboxing in Hereford. | |||
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"Nice isn't fuckable." NICE is also subjective. What is NICE? Don't hurt me, no more. | |||
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"I'm very fuckable but I'm too nice for these reprobates. Too nice can be a reason too? I'll let you in on a secret. No one really has sex here. For real, it's all just a sick joke. The whole site is just two guys in a basement multiboxing in Hereford." That would explain a lot of things. | |||
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"I'm extremely nice, but I've not had a proper full blown knee trembling shag this century. And that's when I'm nice!" Trust me, it's nothing. I've done a thread about it. Turned out to be light weight with my 4 years celibacy. | |||
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"I'm the nicest. SO nice I'm noice! But I'm not shagging. So wah!" Maybe being too NICE? They might think you are a saint, then you become untouchable. | |||
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"Lol. I'll join. Being mostly unfuckable and all... " Because you ignored that guy for 24 years. | |||
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"I'm not actually that nice. I'm wild. I'm dangerous. I'm like a lion that hasn't eaten for a week! Nice guys finish last. I want to rip your clothes off, and throw you on the bed!! " Overarm or underarm? | |||
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"I'm not actually that nice. I'm wild. I'm dangerous. I'm like a lion that hasn't eaten for a week! Nice guys finish last. I want to rip your clothes off, and throw you on the bed!! Overarm or underarm?" Depends how hungry I am | |||
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"I'm not actually that nice. I'm wild. I'm dangerous. I'm like a lion that hasn't eaten for a week! Nice guys finish last. I want to rip your clothes off, and throw you on the bed!! Overarm or underarm?" Grab her little Willy | |||
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"I'm not unfuckable, I'm just a shit shag" Same here... | |||
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"Im an incredible shag and a total bastard and im knee deep in the clunge all the time - i have a ticketing system now so that no clunge is left unplunged… it’s like an ecstasy guarantee…. * *The ecstasy is mine not yours…. Please see ‘total bastard’ above I haven’t had a decent shag now for 35 minutes…. One sec…… neeeeext!!! Be back in a bit…. ** please note some or all of the above may be exaggerated for dramatic effect ( or just a load if porkies because I was bored!!) " Only nice guys leave disclaimers | |||
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"Im an incredible shag and a total bastard and im knee deep in the clunge all the time - i have a ticketing system now so that no clunge is left unplunged… it’s like an ecstasy guarantee…. * *The ecstasy is mine not yours…. Please see ‘total bastard’ above I haven’t had a decent shag now for 35 minutes…. One sec…… neeeeext!!! Be back in a bit…. ** please note some or all of the above may be exaggerated for dramatic effect ( or just a load if porkies because I was bored!!) Only nice guys leave disclaimers " Dammit… i had a niceness leak… there must be pants for that !!! | |||
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"Im an incredible shag and a total bastard and im knee deep in the clunge all the time - i have a ticketing system now so that no clunge is left unplunged… it’s like an ecstasy guarantee…. * *The ecstasy is mine not yours…. Please see ‘total bastard’ above I haven’t had a decent shag now for 35 minutes…. One sec…… neeeeext!!! Be back in a bit…. ** please note some or all of the above may be exaggerated for dramatic effect ( or just a load if porkies because I was bored!!) Only nice guys leave disclaimers Dammit… i had a niceness leak… there must be pants for that !!! " A period pad should do the trick | |||
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"Im an incredible shag and a total bastard and im knee deep in the clunge all the time - i have a ticketing system now so that no clunge is left unplunged… it’s like an ecstasy guarantee…. * *The ecstasy is mine not yours…. Please see ‘total bastard’ above I haven’t had a decent shag now for 35 minutes…. One sec…… neeeeext!!! Be back in a bit…. ** please note some or all of the above may be exaggerated for dramatic effect ( or just a load if porkies because I was bored!!) " Secretly I'm NICE with almost 3 legs. I just got overwhelmed with too much attention. Now I pretend to be just an ugly knob doing annoying threads for the 15 seconds fame. | |||
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"Im an incredible shag and a total bastard and im knee deep in the clunge all the time - i have a ticketing system now so that no clunge is left unplunged… it’s like an ecstasy guarantee…. * *The ecstasy is mine not yours…. Please see ‘total bastard’ above I haven’t had a decent shag now for 35 minutes…. One sec…… neeeeext!!! Be back in a bit…. ** please note some or all of the above may be exaggerated for dramatic effect ( or just a load if porkies because I was bored!!) Secretly I'm NICE with almost 3 legs. I just got overwhelmed with too much attention. Now I pretend to be just an ugly knob doing annoying threads for the 15 seconds fame. " Hang on…. That’s my job!!! apart from having to pretend to be an ugly knob.. got that covered!! | |||
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"Nice thread OP, FAF? " Thanks. Not sure about NICE or funny. | |||
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"I’m nice " Of course you are. Mmm bop bop bop Mmm bop bop bop | |||
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"I’m nice Of course you are. Mmm bop bop bop Mmm bop bop bop " Do Bob na an na an na see | |||
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"I’m nice Of course you are. Mmm bop bop bop Mmm bop bop bop Do Bob na an na an na see " Not really my tone range. I'm more like: "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" | |||
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