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Those dicks that BEND

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London

I never knew these were such a thing until....well here actually. Even porn I hadn't noticed it.

How about them huh! Guys how do you feel about yours if you have one? Ladies, is it better?!

Mines as straight as they come!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. No no no. Please don’t be jabbing either of my kidneys from the inside

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By *use and wolfCouple
over a year ago

angus

i assumed they were all designed to curve up the way to hit the right area

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"i assumed they were all designed to curve up the way to hit the right area "

Designed by our lord and maker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've met a few guys with this and yes it's better

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

There is a disease called Peyronie's, which can result in a very bendy penis. I went out with someone who had this. It worked just fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i assumed they were all designed to curve up the way to hit the right area "

Oh hang on I thought he meant sideways

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I've met a few guys with this and yes it's better "

Booo. I mean good for them I guess (deflates balloon)

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"There is a disease called Peyronie's, which can result in a very bendy penis. I went out with someone who had this. It worked just fine. "

I had my first O from penetration with someone who had this.

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
over a year ago

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It’s definitely a better experience it hits the spot

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By *use and wolfCouple
over a year ago

angus


"i assumed they were all designed to curve up the way to hit the right area

Designed by our lord and maker?"

Dunno about lord lol.

But it certainly wasn't me, not sure i would pick a grower over a show-er

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London

This thread is now known as why the fuck did I make this?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is now known as why the fuck did I make this?! "

Are we talking sideways or upwards?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An upwards curve is exquisitely good. The Spot that can be hit is just gorgeous. And it doesn't matter which way it curves because you can adjust the position to hit the spot. A man with a curved cock can hit the G-spot and will make a woman moan in sheer pleasure.

The straight ones can have a harder job.

I'll take an upwards curve over a straight one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is now known as why the fuck did I make this?!

Are we talking sideways or upwards? "

What if it's a droopy bend, better for oral?

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"There is a disease called Peyronie's, which can result in a very bendy penis. I went out with someone who had this. It worked just fine.

I had my first O from penetration with someone who had this. "

Oh lucky you. I didn't!! It obviously wasn't bendy enough to hit my spot!

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"This thread is now known as why the fuck did I make this?!

Are we talking sideways or upwards? "

I don't give a shit anymore, whatever feels more ammmmazzing. Go to town with it. Me and my ruler cock are gonna just sit and drink to better times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is now known as why the fuck did I make this?!

Are we talking sideways or upwards?

What if it's a droopy bend, better for oral?"

Too many options

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK, so we need a study. We nominate Fluffy as the test subject.

We need....

A leftie, rightie, uppy, downy and straighty. All will receive 26 second of oral and 6 vaginal thrusts.

All must be 6.5 inches and 5 girth.

To apply please send your cock pictures to Bruce.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"An upwards curve is exquisitely good. The Spot that can be hit is just gorgeous."

Well hello. Fancy seeing you here.

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By *ose manMan
over a year ago

kells

Love a curvy 1 in my bum.. Bit tricky to suck tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK, so we need a study. We nominate Fluffy as the test subject.

We need....

A leftie, rightie, uppy, downy and straighty. All will receive 26 second of oral and 6 vaginal thrusts.

All must be 6.5 inches and 5 girth.

To apply please send your cock pictures to Bruce. "

In

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"OK, so we need a study. We nominate Fluffy as the test subject.

We need....

A leftie, rightie, uppy, downy and straighty. All will receive 26 second of oral and 6 vaginal thrusts.

All must be 6.5 inches and 5 girth.

To apply please send your cock pictures to Bruce.

In "

We won't get any applicants fluffy!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Little upward curve is quite nice although I'm not really arsed.

Mrs

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By *hriscooperMan
over a year ago

Warrington

My has an upwards curve and I get told quite often after sex that they don't know what it was but it just "fits" perfectly. More to do with the curve and that i know where to aim for with it

Bendy boner and good hips, and you leave lots of smiley. Faces.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

It's not the most important variable, but it is rather good actually.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Aesthetically i prefer then straight and straight are easier to suck.

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By *_jayxxMan
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Mine curves upwards and it bends to the left when it's hard.

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By *G TMan
over a year ago

birmingham

I was thinking exactly the same thing earlier Lool

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By *a1970Man
over a year ago

East cork

This is very complicated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good point straight to the point

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this thread has cheered me up. Maybe I should state my curve on my profile haha

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I do love a cock with a curve in it

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

It’s not the size of the rod, it’s the angle of the dangle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bend is caused by whatever hand had/has been wanking it (right or left); contouring through time to the relevant shape and the more wanking that person has done and the bigger the falice; the more bend ze poiness will have.

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Mine is twisted to the right, but straight as an arrow.

So technically it feels like I put one leg up, when I'm actually standing on the floor behind you.

Plus more special stuff, but I won't tell that in public.

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

Mrs sofa love my bendy boaby as she calls it,

Think that’s why she said yes

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

It depends on which way it bends. My Goldilocks cock bends upwards. It's the only cock that has ever made me orgasm from penetration. It makes blow jobs a bit more challenging than a straight one though.

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By *cottishguy033Man
over a year ago

fife

My’s has a hell of a curve when hard the tip bends in towards my belly. Been told it’s awesome for hitting the spot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slight curve for the win!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Better I'm not sure. Different a little bit. I like a bit of a curve upwards. I was going to go in to graphic detail as to why but it's early.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My partner has one that curves slightly up and not just because he's my partner but it's the best one I've had, it hits the spot just right

Miss S x

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By *incloudukMan
over a year ago

Medway

It is strange but it happens . Mine just stays straight

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By *_jayxxMan
over a year ago

Stourbridge


"The bend is caused by whatever hand had/has been wanking it (right or left); contouring through time to the relevant shape and the more wanking that person has done and the bigger the falice; the more bend ze poiness will have."

Well, I'm right handed. I use my right hand to masturbate and my cock bends to the left. So that's not necessarily true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The bend is caused by whatever hand had/has been wanking it (right or left); contouring through time to the relevant shape and the more wanking that person has done and the bigger the falice; the more bend ze poiness will have.

Well, I'm right handed. I use my right hand to masturbate and my cock bends to the left. So that's not necessarily true "

Same… right handed and bends left

Nothing to do with masturbating as it bent left regardless. Yes women do love it when it touches their sides

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Something else to add to my list of demands...

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Fuck my spirit level like tool!

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