FabSwingers.com forum: Embarressing injuries

By *eviant Knight OP Man
over a year ago

Norton

So I've just spent the night in hospital for failing to chew some food and it getting stuck in my throat.

Highly embarrassed and totally self inflicted, oops

What silly ways have you injured yourself?

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By *ink vixenCouple
over a year ago

Medway

Landed on my nuts using a shopping trolley as a makeshift step ladder.

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By *use and wolfCouple
over a year ago

angus

Riddick blade put an entry and exit hole on my inner thigh when i jumped on my bed and didn't see it

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

I’m always hurting myself. I got my finger stuck in a can pushing a sweet wrapper into it, knocked myself out tilting my chair at school, ripped through my thumb on a button on some jeans, hurt my back during a section attack when I ran into a ditch carrying full kit.

I’m forever finding bruises but no idea how I got them. Well, some of them anyway…

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By *agebunWoman
over a year ago

Rugby

I fell over while stood still wearing rollerskates - led to me breaking and dislocating my leg and needing surger

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By *eviant Knight OP Man
over a year ago

Norton

"Landed on my nuts using a shopping trolley as a makeshift step ladder. "

Bet that hurt a Lidl

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By *use and wolfCouple
over a year ago

angus

"Landed on my nuts using a shopping trolley as a makeshift step ladder. "

You win, or lose but better i hope

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By *hriscooperMan
over a year ago

Warrington

????

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By *eviant Knight OP Man
over a year ago

Norton

"Riddick blade put an entry and exit hole on my inner thigh when i jumped on my bed and didn't see it

Ooo that doesn't sound fun at all. Hope it didn't cause too much damage

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By *eviant Knight OP Man
over a year ago

Norton

"I’m always hurting myself. I got my finger stuck in a can pushing a sweet wrapper into it, knocked myself out tilting my chair at school, ripped through my thumb on a button on some jeans, hurt my back during a section attack when I ran into a ditch carrying full kit.

I’m forever finding bruises but no idea how I got them. Well, some of them anyway… "

Oh wow, you sound like calamity Jane. Stay safe from now on please

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By *aleforfun22Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

Got my dck caught in my zip on my pants had to go to hospital it was that bad i ended up being circumcised spent a few days in hospital got me a few weeks of school but the pain and embarresment was unbearable

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By *eviant Knight OP Man
over a year ago

Norton

"I fell over while stood still wearing rollerskates - led to me breaking and dislocating my leg and needing surger"

Roller skates are lethal

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By *hriscooperMan
over a year ago

Warrington

Snapped by cock banjo string twice..... Like the first time wasn't enough. I can still here the "twang" now.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Snapped by cock banjo string twice..... Like the first time wasn't enough. I can still here the "twang" now.

Christ I just crossed my legs

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By *eviant Knight OP Man
over a year ago

Norton

"Snapped by cock banjo string twice..... Like the first time wasn't enough. I can still here the "twang" now.

Oh God, how did you manage that?

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By *hriscooperMan
over a year ago

Warrington

Overly excited girlfriend slamming on to it like she'd jumped off the bloody wardrobe.

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By *eviant Knight OP Man
over a year ago

Norton

"Overly excited girlfriend slamming on to it like she'd jumped off the bloody wardrobe.

Both times?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Overly excited girlfriend slamming on to it like she'd jumped off the bloody wardrobe.

I may have re-broken an old boyfriend's ribs by being.... overly affectionate years ago.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I got run over when I was 17/18. Instead of finding the nearest crossing I thought I’d dodge two lanes of incoming traffic on one of Cardiff City Centre’s busiest roads.

I managed to dodge one lane but by then an oncoming driver was too busy yapping to his passenger and didn’t see me in time to stop his car.

I always use pedestrian crossings now!

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By *hriscooperMan
over a year ago

Warrington

2nd time was entirely my fault.. Didn't let it heal properly and things got very hot very quickly.

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By *eviant Knight OP Man
over a year ago

Norton

"Overly excited girlfriend slamming on to it like she'd jumped off the bloody wardrobe.

I may have re-broken an old boyfriend's ribs by being.... overly affectionate years ago."

Oh that's some vigorous loving to break ribs haha

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By *inky1yorksMan
over a year ago

Leeds’ish

Had a friend who had his man hood stamped on in a school rugby match (upper 6th so 18). The doctor examining him was apparently a rather nice junior lady dr. He got rather excited did the lucky fella

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