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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

...the last flirty text you sent?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

about 8 years ago

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"about 8 years ago"

And what was it?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Somebody said that they don't like tequila but they are open to a sambuca.

I responded with "good, good. Are you open to some snuggles too?"

They are not

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Do flirty gifs count?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I said “Yeah, that’s going to need to be wipe-clean …”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried to compliment their eyes. Turns out they aren’t the colour I thought they were.

I’m taking a break

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"I tried to compliment their eyes. Turns out they aren’t the colour I thought they were.

I’m taking a break

Well that must have been awkward!

I'd have hated to be you...

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

I offered helpful ways for someone to feel less ill. I think it was well received.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tried to compliment their eyes. Turns out they aren’t the colour I thought they were.

I’m taking a break

Well that must have been awkward!

I'd have hated to be you..."

It was touch and go for a while but I saved it in the end!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"about 8 years ago

And what was it?

i cant honestly remember

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"I tried to compliment their eyes. Turns out they aren’t the colour I thought they were.

I’m taking a break

Hazel by any chance? They're very protective I find.

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"Do flirty gifs count?"

Depends which one it was

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Happening right now. Talking to a colleague I brushed teeth with once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tried to compliment their eyes. Turns out they aren’t the colour I thought they were.

I’m taking a break

Hazel by any chance? They're very protective I find."

They were green, I thought they were blue. I was embarrassed. He was understanding of my blindness

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"Happening right now. Talking to a colleague I brushed teeth with once

Sounds mint!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...the last flirty text you sent?"

Embarrassingly it was in a bar - exchanged numbers and messaged straight away with “save my name as Dora as I want to explore ya”

Surprisingly it worked and got a taxi back together 5 minutes later - and I did (explore her)

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"...the last flirty text you sent?

Embarrassingly it was in a bar - exchanged numbers and messaged straight away with “save my name as Dora as I want to explore ya”

Surprisingly it worked and got a taxi back together 5 minutes later - and I did (explore her)

I quite like that one. I might use it one day

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"...the last flirty text you sent?

Embarrassingly it was in a bar - exchanged numbers and messaged straight away with “save my name as Dora as I want to explore ya”

Surprisingly it worked and got a taxi back together 5 minutes later - and I did (explore her)

Well played sir!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Good evening, my name's Pinnochio. Sit on my face, and I'll happily to tell you a few lies'

Didn't go over too well.

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By *agebunWoman
over a year ago

Rugby

"...the last flirty text you sent?"

I'm letting this count because it's funny with no context - a picture of the amazon listing for "Conquered by Clippy" - yes, that's right, someone wrote erotica about the annoying Microsoft paperclip

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"'Good evening, my name's Pinnochio. Sit on my face, and I'll happily to tell you a few lies'

Didn't go over too well. "

I can't believe that didn't work

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"...the last flirty text you sent?

I'm letting this count because it's funny with no context - a picture of the amazon listing for "Conquered by Clippy" - yes, that's right, someone wrote erotica about the annoying Microsoft paperclip"

Was it Tony or Guy?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

To the Mr saying I'd like to orgasm over his face.

It worked and I did.

Mrs

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

What's for dinner?

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"To the Mr saying I'd like to orgasm over his face.

It worked and I did.

Mrs "

Did you utilise his nose?

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By *andy CanesWoman
over a year ago

south

I’m outside

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"I’m outside

You still there? The doors open x

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By *andy CanesWoman
over a year ago

south

"I’m outside

You still there? The doors open x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couple of weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...the last flirty text you sent?

what the actual?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple of hours ago.

Simply said “get ya knickers off, I’ll be home in an hour”

No dry November for me.

Get in!

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By *use and wolfCouple
over a year ago

angus

28th of October, "Can i have lube please?"

Our flirting is a bit different

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

"...the last flirty text you sent?"

Last night to my partner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I was punning about my bush

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