FabSwingers.com forum: Your minimalist Fabucket list?

By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

I had a long list over a year ago.

It shrank to a slightly pathetic things I want to do here before I go to heaven,hell or just 6 feet under.

Please and thank you, if you can help with any of these.

1. Obviously get laid, even if it's just missionary.

(Women or a couples only. Sorry fellas, but it was meh)

2. A B.J. for completion, if number 1 aims too high.

3. You can spit it out, if number 2 is too much to ask for.

4. Few (blank?) messages from women. I've never had more than 3 unread messages in my inbox in the same time.

5. Few winks, if number for is unreasonable.

6. Few fabs on the same photo.

That way I might reach 10 Fabs on the same photo once.

7. Could you write something nice to me on the Forum, if 6 still pushing it?

8. Could you say you don't hate me, if you can't think of anything nice?

9. Tell me you were thinking about me during masturbation.

10. Says a prayer for me

Thanks if you consider helping to tick anything off.

Obviously I'm just trying to be funny.

11. Say I'm funny. You don't need to mean it.

What is on your minimalist Fabucket list?

You can copy or costumise mine, if you want.

Ladies don't show off please.

Minimalist Fabucket list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Breasts in my inbox

Ends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would pray for you but God doesn't like me so I might go up in flames

You are funny though. Good luck with the rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Dick I my I’ll just say inbox.

2. Less lists

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Get laid

The end

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"1. Breasts in my inbox

Ends."

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"1. Get laid

The end "

Reckon I could fix this one for you

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"1. Breasts in my inbox

Ends."

I’ll speak to Ailsa. This is usually in her wheelhouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Get laid

The end "

This will blow your mind.. stay with me here

You are a woman. This is cock heaven. Write a status asking for dick, and it will be delivered faster than deliveroo.

The quality might be low, granted. But its there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Get laid

The end

Reckon I could fix this one for you

Oh that was easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Get laid

The end

This will blow your mind.. stay with me here

You are a woman. This is cock heaven. Write a status asking for dick, and it will be delivered faster than deliveroo.

The quality might be low, granted. But its there "

Hmm yes maybe I should have been more specific

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"1. Dick I my I’ll just say inbox.

2. Less lists

Do you want the few guys (unsuccessfully) want my front inbox mainly?

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"I had a long list over a year ago.

It shrank to a slightly pathetic things I want to do here before I go to heaven,hell or just 6 feet under.

Please and thank you, if you can help with any of these.

1. Obviously get laid, even if it's just missionary.

(Women or a couples only. Sorry fellas, but it was meh)

2. A B.J. for completion, if number 1 aims too high.

3. You can spit it out, if number 2 is too much to ask for.

4. Few (blank?) messages from women. I've never had more than 3 unread messages in my inbox in the same time.

5. Few winks, if number for is unreasonable.

6. Few fabs on the same photo.

That way I might reach 10 Fabs on the same photo once.

7. Could you write something nice to me on the Forum, if 6 still pushing it?

8. Could you say you don't hate me, if you can't think of anything nice?

9. Tell me you were thinking about me during masturbation.

10. Says a prayer for me

Thanks if you consider helping to tick anything off.

Obviously I'm just trying to be funny.

11. Say I'm funny. You don't need to mean it.

What is on your minimalist Fabucket list?

You can copy or costumise mine, if you want.

Ladies don't show off please.

Minimalist Fabucket list.

Good evening OP. Hope this finds you well. Just fulfilling 5,6 and 7 xx

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"1. Get laid

The end

Reckon I could fix this one for you

Oh that was easy

It’s hard now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Breasts in my inbox

Ends."

There was a great post about this the other day. Had some great boobs sent to me as a result of the game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Find a club friend

2. Get laid. Maybe twice.

3. Make a thread that hits 175

4. Retire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Go to a Fab social (ideally Manchester!)

2. Have socials with the friends I've met here

That'll do, pig

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"1. Get laid

The end "

Are you too picky or have some vag disability?

I mean I'd go for it even, if I'd be NICE, tall, hung, hot...etc.

I think you are NICE.

I like you slightly less, because I wanted to be Fluffy Chicken this month. Now I needed to choose some lame name again.

***Capitals means it's the one will make women wet. Take notes guys.***

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Get laid

The end

Are you too picky or have some vag disability?

I mean I'd go for it even, if I'd be NICE, tall, hung, hot...etc.

I think you are NICE.

I like you slightly less, because I wanted to be Fluffy Chicken this month. Now I needed to choose some lame name again.

***Capitals means it's the one will make women wet. Take notes guys.***

No I’m not too picky and no I don’t have a vag disability

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"1. Find a club friend

2. Get laid. Maybe twice.

3. Make a thread that hits 175

4. Retire"

I hit 175 once, but it wasn't fun for me.

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"1. Get laid

The end

This will blow your mind.. stay with me here

You are a woman. This is cock heaven. Write a status asking for dick, and it will be delivered faster than deliveroo.

The quality might be low, granted. But its there

Hmm yes maybe I should have been more specific

You are too smart for the simple men folk around.

You just want to go to sleep?

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"I had a long list over a year ago.

It shrank to a slightly pathetic things I want to do here before I go to heaven,hell or just 6 feet under.

Please and thank you, if you can help with any of these.

1. Obviously get laid, even if it's just missionary.

(Women or a couples only. Sorry fellas, but it was meh)

2. A B.J. for completion, if number 1 aims too high.

3. You can spit it out, if number 2 is too much to ask for.

4. Few (blank?) messages from women. I've never had more than 3 unread messages in my inbox in the same time.

5. Few winks, if number for is unreasonable.

6. Few fabs on the same photo.

That way I might reach 10 Fabs on the same photo once.

7. Could you write something nice to me on the Forum, if 6 still pushing it?

8. Could you say you don't hate me, if you can't think of anything nice?

9. Tell me you were thinking about me during masturbation.

10. Says a prayer for me

Thanks if you consider helping to tick anything off.

Obviously I'm just trying to be funny.

11. Say I'm funny. You don't need to mean it.

What is on your minimalist Fabucket list?

You can copy or costumise mine, if you want.

Ladies don't show off please.

Minimalist Fabucket list.

Good evening OP. Hope this finds you well. Just fulfilling 5,6 and 7 xx"

Thanks you!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Fit man in grey joggers to make me brews whilst I’m recovering. That’s it.

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

One rolling eye already.

Should go to bed probably.

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Fit man in grey joggers to make me brews whilst I’m recovering. That’s it. "

Social worker?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Fit man in grey joggers to make me brews whilst I’m recovering. That’s it.

Social worker?"

. Nah don’t need them to speak!! Just to look pretty.

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Fit man in grey joggers to make me brews whilst I’m recovering. That’s it.

Social worker?

. Nah don’t need them to speak!! Just to look pretty."

Specify it please. What counts hot in a guy wearing trackies and making tea for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fit man in grey joggers to make me brews whilst I’m recovering. That’s it.

Social worker?

. Nah don’t need them to speak!! Just to look pretty.

Specify it please. What counts hot in a guy wearing trackies and making tea for you?"

Oh my dear child.

Grey trackies are like lingerie to some women. It's like a woman in suspenders making you a bacon sarnie

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By *ullyMan
over a year ago

Near Clacton

Some nice small boobs and delicious hard dicks in my inbox.

I don't really have a bucket list, very much take life as it comes or not. But for sure this has been a very very sexless year for me so perhaps a nice nude romp with a like minded guy, or gal?

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Fit man in grey joggers to make me brews whilst I’m recovering. That’s it.

Social worker?

. Nah don’t need them to speak!! Just to look pretty.

Specify it please. What counts hot in a guy wearing trackies and making tea for you?

Oh my dear child.

Grey trackies are like lingerie to some women. It's like a woman in suspenders making you a bacon sarnie"

I thought it's a NO for trackies, hoodies, vests.

I don't own any, because apparently it's chavy.

I do own (blue) trackies, but I wear them at home only.

I need to make some grey sweat pants photos then.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Fit man in grey joggers to make me brews whilst I’m recovering. That’s it.

Social worker?

. Nah don’t need them to speak!! Just to look pretty.

Specify it please. What counts hot in a guy wearing trackies and making tea for you?

Oh my dear child.

Grey trackies are like lingerie to some women. It's like a woman in suspenders making you a bacon sarnie

I thought it's a NO for trackies, hoodies, vests.

I don't own any, because apparently it's chavy.

I do own (blue) trackies, but I wear them at home only.

I need to make some grey sweat pants photos then. "

Grey sweatpants are like catnip to some women.

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

I put it on my Christmas list for Santa.

1. One extra inch

2. Sex with a MILF or a MWLFM

(Early 20's UNI student will do)

3. Grey Sweat pants.

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