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"A dick pic LvM" Pass me yours | |||
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"Why change anything, you’ve been doing so well with what you have now right? " Do you say good job buddy to firemen that make the fire even worse?! | |||
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"Use mirrors. They’re great! x" Over rated imo! | |||
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"Do you have a nice nose? Maybe a half face pic? MrsAbz " A BIG nose | |||
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"But I've got the va va voom for taking pics again! Winter artistic flair if you will. What sexy pics can I add to showcase the sexy or have you seen enough? Also a general one for lads I guess to get inspiration from. Alot of men's profiles are pretty shit out there I gotta say!" Nice shirt with the sleeves rolled up | |||
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"Hmmm what are the things women like? Men in white shirts Arms folded (maybe holding a belt) Jeans open at the top revealing man stuff (with hand slipping underneath for added woman boners) Man in suit Man in shower or Man out of shower with towel) The potential of penis " Yes to all of the above! | |||
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"Do you have a nice nose? Maybe a half face pic? MrsAbz A BIG nose " Then it'll deffo go down well with the women. You know I've heard they do some nefarious things using noses... not me obviously as I absolutely would not be involved in such rudeness MrsAbz | |||
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"Hmmm what are the things women like? Men in white shirts Arms folded (maybe holding a belt) Jeans open at the top revealing man stuff (with hand slipping underneath for added woman boners) Man in suit Man in shower or Man out of shower with towel) The potential of penis Yes to all of the above! " You've seen my profile right?! | |||
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"Do you have a nice nose? Maybe a half face pic? MrsAbz A BIG nose Then it'll deffo go down well with the women. You know I've heard they do some nefarious things using noses... not me obviously as I absolutely would not be involved in such rudeness MrsAbz " You mean the nose clit thread I made earlier? | |||
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"A moody black & white pic of you wearing a cowboy hat with a hint of face and lots of chest, maybe wearing jeans " If I ever do that, you owe me a date! | |||
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"A moody black & white pic of you wearing a cowboy hat with a hint of face and lots of chest, maybe wearing jeans " Yes! With one foot resting against the wall! J | |||
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"A dick pic LvM Pass me yours " I'll stick it to the bathroom wall for you LvM | |||
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"Hmmm what are the things women like? Men in white shirts Arms folded (maybe holding a belt) Jeans open at the top revealing man stuff (with hand slipping underneath for added woman boners) Man in suit Man in shower or Man out of shower with towel) The potential of penis Yes to all of the above! You've seen my profile right?!" I have now and there's a few on my list you could do Do you own a belt and jeans? | |||
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"Arse Just cheeks. No bending over " I have a great bum but some things are remaining private And I can't get the fucking angle | |||
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"Hmmm what are the things women like? Men in white shirts Arms folded (maybe holding a belt) Jeans open at the top revealing man stuff (with hand slipping underneath for added woman boners) Man in suit Man in shower or Man out of shower with towel) The potential of penis Yes to all of the above! You've seen my profile right?! I have now and there's a few on my list you could do Do you own a belt and jeans? " I own both! I do not however have 3 hands! | |||
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"Hmmm what are the things women like? Men in white shirts Arms folded (maybe holding a belt) Jeans open at the top revealing man stuff (with hand slipping underneath for added woman boners) Man in suit Man in shower or Man out of shower with towel) The potential of penis Yes to all of the above! You've seen my profile right?! I have now and there's a few on my list you could do Do you own a belt and jeans? I own both! I do not however have 3 hands!" Selfie mode. Timer. Sorted. J | |||
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"A moody black & white pic of you wearing a cowboy hat with a hint of face and lots of chest, maybe wearing jeans If I ever do that, you owe me a date!" OK but you have to wear said hat | |||
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"Hmmm what are the things women like? Men in white shirts Arms folded (maybe holding a belt) Jeans open at the top revealing man stuff (with hand slipping underneath for added woman boners) Man in suit Man in shower or Man out of shower with towel) The potential of penis Yes to all of the above! You've seen my profile right?! I have now and there's a few on my list you could do Do you own a belt and jeans? I own both! I do not however have 3 hands!" Ah yes... but Jeans and Belts can be combined, like Power Rangers joining together to be even more powerful Think of the lady boners (and I'm not talking about ladies like me) | |||
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"A moody black & white pic of you wearing a cowboy hat with a hint of face and lots of chest, maybe wearing jeans If I ever do that, you owe me a date! OK but you have to wear said hat " Throughout the whole evening? It might fall off! | |||
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"A moody black & white pic of you wearing a cowboy hat with a hint of face and lots of chest, maybe wearing jeans Yes! With one foot resting against the wall! J" With cowboy boots on (must be dirty ) | |||
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"Hmmm what are the things women like? Men in white shirts Arms folded (maybe holding a belt) Jeans open at the top revealing man stuff (with hand slipping underneath for added woman boners) Man in suit Man in shower or Man out of shower with towel) The potential of penis Yes to all of the above! You've seen my profile right?! I have now and there's a few on my list you could do Do you own a belt and jeans? I own both! I do not however have 3 hands! Ah yes... but Jeans and Belts can be combined, like Power Rangers joining together to be even more powerful Think of the lady boners (and I'm not talking about ladies like me)" So a selfie in which one hand will be occupied but the other in a jeans and belt? That I can do...but really? | |||
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"Hmmm what are the things women like? Men in white shirts Arms folded (maybe holding a belt) Jeans open at the top revealing man stuff (with hand slipping underneath for added woman boners) Man in suit Man in shower or Man out of shower with towel) The potential of penis " Yes please to all of the above. Particularly suit, shirt, belt. | |||
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"A moody black & white pic of you wearing a cowboy hat with a hint of face and lots of chest, maybe wearing jeans Yes! With one foot resting against the wall! J With cowboy boots on (must be dirty )" Naked with hat and dirty boots. Right you now owe me a blowjob! | |||
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"Do you have a nice nose? Maybe a half face pic? MrsAbz A BIG nose Then it'll deffo go down well with the women. You know I've heard they do some nefarious things using noses... not me obviously as I absolutely would not be involved in such rudeness MrsAbz You mean the nose clit thread I made earlier? " Yep, it'll be all the rage. VLN (very large nose) is gonna start appearing in all the profiles soon. Get yourself ahead of the crowd and show off what you've got on offer MrsAbz | |||
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"Do you have a nice nose? Maybe a half face pic? MrsAbz A BIG nose Then it'll deffo go down well with the women. You know I've heard they do some nefarious things using noses... not me obviously as I absolutely would not be involved in such rudeness MrsAbz You mean the nose clit thread I made earlier? Yep, it'll be all the rage. VLN (very large nose) is gonna start appearing in all the profiles soon. Get yourself ahead of the crowd and show off what you've got on offer MrsAbz " Message me for first dibs on seeing it | |||
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"Hmmm what are the things women like? Men in white shirts Arms folded (maybe holding a belt) Jeans open at the top revealing man stuff (with hand slipping underneath for added woman boners) Man in suit Man in shower or Man out of shower with towel) The potential of penis Yes to all of the above! You've seen my profile right?!" I have indeed and some of the above suggestions could definitely be added for maximum brownie points | |||
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"Hmmm what are the things women like? Men in white shirts Arms folded (maybe holding a belt) Jeans open at the top revealing man stuff (with hand slipping underneath for added woman boners) Man in suit Man in shower or Man out of shower with towel) The potential of penis Yes to all of the above! You've seen my profile right?! I have now and there's a few on my list you could do Do you own a belt and jeans? I own both! I do not however have 3 hands! Ah yes... but Jeans and Belts can be combined, like Power Rangers joining together to be even more powerful Think of the lady boners (and I'm not talking about ladies like me) So a selfie in which one hand will be occupied but the other in a jeans and belt? That I can do...but really? " No, you thread the belt through the "belt loops" on your jeans Make sure to leave the jeans unzipped and the belt open just enough to start showing the women your Big Brucey Boner Then proceed to slip your hand down your jeans | |||
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"Hmmm what are the things women like? Men in white shirts Arms folded (maybe holding a belt) Jeans open at the top revealing man stuff (with hand slipping underneath for added woman boners) Man in suit Man in shower or Man out of shower with towel) The potential of penis Yes to all of the above! You've seen my profile right?! I have now and there's a few on my list you could do Do you own a belt and jeans? I own both! I do not however have 3 hands! Ah yes... but Jeans and Belts can be combined, like Power Rangers joining together to be even more powerful Think of the lady boners (and I'm not talking about ladies like me) So a selfie in which one hand will be occupied but the other in a jeans and belt? That I can do...but really? No, you thread the belt through the "belt loops" on your jeans Make sure to leave the jeans unzipped and the belt open just enough to start showing the women your Big Brucey Boner Then proceed to slip your hand down your jeans " Big brucey boner Damn it why did I change my username already! | |||
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"Arse Just cheeks. No bending over " Timer, Brucey. It’s easy. If I can do it. You can do it. | |||
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"Hmmm what are the things women like? Men in white shirts Arms folded (maybe holding a belt) Jeans open at the top revealing man stuff (with hand slipping underneath for added woman boners) Man in suit Man in shower or Man out of shower with towel) The potential of penis Yes to all of the above! You've seen my profile right?! I have indeed and some of the above suggestions could definitely be added for maximum brownie points " You owe me a game of twister as it is! | |||
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"A moody black & white pic of you wearing a cowboy hat with a hint of face and lots of chest, maybe wearing jeans Yes! With one foot resting against the wall! J With cowboy boots on (must be dirty )" Hot diggity damn. J | |||
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"Don't pander to them brucey. " A panda! Excellent idea Kai! J | |||
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"Don't pander to them brucey. A panda! Excellent idea Kai! J" I was going to say "if you are going to pander to them, just wear a god damn panda suit" | |||
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"May I suggest an artistic and entirely tasteful photo of you holding aloft a copy of the King James Bible above your head in one hand and a Subway footlong in the other…..whilst stark bollock naked…..atop a mountain…..as a lightning bolt strikes nearby…. " This Brucey you'll be on page one of hot pics with this in no time! | |||
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"May I suggest an artistic and entirely tasteful photo of you holding aloft a copy of the King James Bible above your head in one hand and a Subway footlong in the other…..whilst stark bollock naked…..atop a mountain…..as a lightning bolt strikes nearby…. " Oh fuck now this guy's a creative | |||
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"Doing the housework... Hoovering/washing up... In a pinny and a thong ." Mimi I love our new relationship honestly I do...but no... | |||
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"Fairy lights in the shower! " I really wanna see that and I know you do to! | |||
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"Fairy lights in the shower! " The plug in variety?? | |||
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"Doing the housework... Hoovering/washing up... In a pinny and a thong . Mimi I love our new relationship honestly I do...but no... " Sacked | |||
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"Fairy lights in the shower! The plug in variety?? " | |||
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"Use mirrors. They’re great! x" I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed | |||
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"Use mirrors. They’re great! x I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed" You really are going to have to stop all this stealing! | |||
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"A moody black & white pic of you wearing a cowboy hat with a hint of face and lots of chest, maybe wearing jeans Yes! With one foot resting against the wall! J With cowboy boots on (must be dirty ) Naked with hat and dirty boots. Right you now owe me a blowjob!" Your mum will go mad if you get mud up the walls | |||
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"Use mirrors. They’re great! x I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed You really are going to have to stop all this stealing!" Have a day off Daizy | |||
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"Use mirrors. They’re great! x I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed You really are going to have to stop all this stealing! Have a day off Daizy" Sorry, too soon?! | |||
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"Use mirrors. They’re great! x I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed You really are going to have to stop all this stealing! Have a day off Daizy Sorry, too soon?!" I taught her a valuable lesson | |||
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"Use mirrors. They’re great! x I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed You really are going to have to stop all this stealing! Have a day off Daizy Sorry, too soon?! I taught her a valuable lesson " Yeah, you’re a grade a knob | |||
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"Use mirrors. They’re great! x I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed You really are going to have to stop all this stealing!" It’s cool, I pinched the idea as well Although, the one I saw didn’t have Ailsa riding cowgirl in the reflection x | |||
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"Use mirrors. They’re great! x I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed You really are going to have to stop all this stealing! It’s cool, I pinched the idea as well Although, the one I saw didn’t have Ailsa riding cowgirl in the reflection x" I like it one of the best pics I've seen on here | |||
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"A moody black & white pic of you wearing a cowboy hat with a hint of face and lots of chest, maybe wearing jeans " I've lost my cowboy hat | |||
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"Use mirrors. They’re great! x I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed You really are going to have to stop all this stealing! It’s cool, I pinched the idea as well Although, the one I saw didn’t have Ailsa riding cowgirl in the reflection x I like it one of the best pics I've seen on here " Seconded!! | |||
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"Use mirrors. They’re great! x I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed You really are going to have to stop all this stealing! It’s cool, I pinched the idea as well Although, the one I saw didn’t have Ailsa riding cowgirl in the reflection x" It might not have the same effect with me wanking in the pic | |||
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"Use mirrors. They’re great! x I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed You really are going to have to stop all this stealing! It’s cool, I pinched the idea as well Although, the one I saw didn’t have Ailsa riding cowgirl in the reflection x It might not have the same effect with me wanking in the pic " Hey you never know. Pop round and I’ll set up the mirror | |||
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"Use mirrors. They’re great! x I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed You really are going to have to stop all this stealing! It’s cool, I pinched the idea as well Although, the one I saw didn’t have Ailsa riding cowgirl in the reflection x I like it one of the best pics I've seen on here Seconded!! " Thank you both | |||
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"Use mirrors. They’re great! x I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed You really are going to have to stop all this stealing! It’s cool, I pinched the idea as well Although, the one I saw didn’t have Ailsa riding cowgirl in the reflection x It might not have the same effect with me wanking in the pic Hey you never know. Pop round and I’ll set up the mirror " Will Ailsa be there? | |||
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"Use mirrors. They’re great! x I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed You really are going to have to stop all this stealing! It’s cool, I pinched the idea as well Although, the one I saw didn’t have Ailsa riding cowgirl in the reflection x It might not have the same effect with me wanking in the pic Hey you never know. Pop round and I’ll set up the mirror Will Ailsa be there?" Probably. Pyjamas, fluffy slippers, and writing incomprehensible stuff for the 5 year long project she only has two years left to finish… the wank will likely be the highlight of your evening. She will offer you tea and cake afterwards though, for a job well done | |||
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"Hmmm what are the things women like? Men in white shirts Arms folded (maybe holding a belt) Jeans open at the top revealing man stuff (with hand slipping underneath for added woman boners) Man in suit Man in shower or Man out of shower with towel) The potential of penis " I like trousers open amd the V... The lines heading down to the groin... Yummm | |||
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"Use mirrors. They’re great! x I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed You really are going to have to stop all this stealing! It’s cool, I pinched the idea as well Although, the one I saw didn’t have Ailsa riding cowgirl in the reflection x It might not have the same effect with me wanking in the pic Hey you never know. Pop round and I’ll set up the mirror Will Ailsa be there? Probably. Pyjamas, fluffy slippers, and writing incomprehensible stuff for the 5 year long project she only has two years left to finish… the wank will likely be the highlight of your evening. She will offer you tea and cake afterwards though, for a job well done " Well that doesn't sound too bad | |||
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"Use mirrors. They’re great! x I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed You really are going to have to stop all this stealing! It’s cool, I pinched the idea as well Although, the one I saw didn’t have Ailsa riding cowgirl in the reflection x It might not have the same effect with me wanking in the pic Hey you never know. Pop round and I’ll set up the mirror Will Ailsa be there? Probably. Pyjamas, fluffy slippers, and writing incomprehensible stuff for the 5 year long project she only has two years left to finish… the wank will likely be the highlight of your evening. She will offer you tea and cake afterwards though, for a job well done Well that doesn't sound too bad " Wait until you’ve tried the cakes | |||
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"Use mirrors. They’re great! x I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed You really are going to have to stop all this stealing! It’s cool, I pinched the idea as well Although, the one I saw didn’t have Ailsa riding cowgirl in the reflection x It might not have the same effect with me wanking in the pic Hey you never know. Pop round and I’ll set up the mirror Will Ailsa be there? Probably. Pyjamas, fluffy slippers, and writing incomprehensible stuff for the 5 year long project she only has two years left to finish… the wank will likely be the highlight of your evening. She will offer you tea and cake afterwards though, for a job well done Well that doesn't sound too bad Wait until you’ve tried the cakes " Don't get me involved in your domestics. Tell her yourself | |||
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"Latest snap up! Next challenge!" Considered using the timer on your phone? DM me Brucey. | |||
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"A moody black & white pic of you wearing a cowboy hat with a hint of face and lots of chest, maybe wearing jeans Yes! With one foot resting against the wall! J" We made this happen! My horn level just increased exponentially. J | |||
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"But I've got the va va voom for taking pics again! Winter artistic flair if you will. What sexy pics can I add to showcase the sexy or have you seen enough? Also a general one for lads I guess to get inspiration from. Alot of men's profiles are pretty shit out there I gotta say!" I have done smartly dressed pic it seems to have been viewed/*fabbed a lot | |||
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"A moody black & white pic of you wearing a cowboy hat with a hint of face and lots of chest, maybe wearing jeans Yes! With one foot resting against the wall! J We made this happen! My horn level just increased exponentially. J" Wait, who has this pic? | |||
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"A moody black & white pic of you wearing a cowboy hat with a hint of face and lots of chest, maybe wearing jeans Yes! With one foot resting against the wall! J We made this happen! My horn level just increased exponentially. J Wait, who has this pic?" We do. Our new profile pic. I have the real thing here. J | |||
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"A moody black & white pic of you wearing a cowboy hat with a hint of face and lots of chest, maybe wearing jeans Yes! With one foot resting against the wall! J We made this happen! My horn level just increased exponentially. J Wait, who has this pic? We do. Our new profile pic. I have the real thing here. J" I'll just scratch observant off my CV.... | |||
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"A moody black & white pic of you wearing a cowboy hat with a hint of face and lots of chest, maybe wearing jeans Yes! With one foot resting against the wall! J We made this happen! My horn level just increased exponentially. J Wait, who has this pic? We do. Our new profile pic. I have the real thing here. J" Oh I need to upload the black and white version. J | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 08/11/23 20:43:04]" I’ll try again… You kissing a very beautiful penis whilst simultaneously stroking your own erection. Chicks are very horny for guys that are comfortable with their sexuality. | |||
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