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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London

But I've got the va va voom for taking pics again! Winter artistic flair if you will.

What sexy pics can I add to showcase the sexy or have you seen enough?

Also a general one for lads I guess to get inspiration from. Alot of men's profiles are pretty shit out there I gotta say!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

A dick pic

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why change anything, you’ve been doing so well with what you have now right?

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Do you have a nice nose? Maybe a half face pic?

MrsAbz

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

Use mirrors. They’re great! x

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Hmmm what are the things women like?

Men in white shirts

Arms folded (maybe holding a belt)

Jeans open at the top revealing man stuff (with hand slipping underneath for added woman boners)

Man in suit

Man in shower or Man out of shower with towel)

The potential of penis

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A dick pic

LvM"

Pass me yours

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Why change anything, you’ve been doing so well with what you have now right? "

Do you say good job buddy to firemen that make the fire even worse?!

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Use mirrors. They’re great! x"

Over rated imo!

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Do you have a nice nose? Maybe a half face pic?

MrsAbz "

A BIG nose

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By *agebunWoman
over a year ago

Rugby


"But I've got the va va voom for taking pics again! Winter artistic flair if you will.

What sexy pics can I add to showcase the sexy or have you seen enough?

Also a general one for lads I guess to get inspiration from. Alot of men's profiles are pretty shit out there I gotta say!"

Nice shirt with the sleeves rolled up

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Hmmm what are the things women like?

Men in white shirts

Arms folded (maybe holding a belt)

Jeans open at the top revealing man stuff (with hand slipping underneath for added woman boners)

Man in suit

Man in shower or Man out of shower with towel)

The potential of penis "

Yes to all of the above!

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Do you have a nice nose? Maybe a half face pic?

MrsAbz

A BIG nose "

Then it'll deffo go down well with the women. You know I've heard they do some nefarious things using noses... not me obviously as I absolutely would not be involved in such rudeness

MrsAbz

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hmmm what are the things women like?

Men in white shirts

Arms folded (maybe holding a belt)

Jeans open at the top revealing man stuff (with hand slipping underneath for added woman boners)

Man in suit

Man in shower or Man out of shower with towel)

The potential of penis

Yes to all of the above! "

You've seen my profile right?!

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Do you have a nice nose? Maybe a half face pic?

MrsAbz

A BIG nose

Then it'll deffo go down well with the women. You know I've heard they do some nefarious things using noses... not me obviously as I absolutely would not be involved in such rudeness

MrsAbz "

You mean the nose clit thread I made earlier?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

A moody black & white pic of you wearing a cowboy hat with a hint of face and lots of chest, maybe wearing jeans

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A moody black & white pic of you wearing a cowboy hat with a hint of face and lots of chest, maybe wearing jeans "

If I ever do that, you owe me a date!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"A moody black & white pic of you wearing a cowboy hat with a hint of face and lots of chest, maybe wearing jeans "

Yes! With one foot resting against the wall!

J

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"A dick pic

LvM

Pass me yours "

I'll stick it to the bathroom wall for you

LvM

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Arse

Just cheeks. No bending over

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"Hmmm what are the things women like?

Men in white shirts

Arms folded (maybe holding a belt)

Jeans open at the top revealing man stuff (with hand slipping underneath for added woman boners)

Man in suit

Man in shower or Man out of shower with towel)

The potential of penis

Yes to all of the above!

You've seen my profile right?!"

I have now and there's a few on my list you could do

Do you own a belt and jeans?

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Arse

Just cheeks. No bending over "

I have a great bum but some things are remaining private

And I can't get the fucking angle

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hmmm what are the things women like?

Men in white shirts

Arms folded (maybe holding a belt)

Jeans open at the top revealing man stuff (with hand slipping underneath for added woman boners)

Man in suit

Man in shower or Man out of shower with towel)

The potential of penis

Yes to all of the above!

You've seen my profile right?!

I have now and there's a few on my list you could do

Do you own a belt and jeans? "

I own both! I do not however have 3 hands!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hmmm what are the things women like?

Men in white shirts

Arms folded (maybe holding a belt)

Jeans open at the top revealing man stuff (with hand slipping underneath for added woman boners)

Man in suit

Man in shower or Man out of shower with towel)

The potential of penis

Yes to all of the above!

You've seen my profile right?!

I have now and there's a few on my list you could do

Do you own a belt and jeans?

I own both! I do not however have 3 hands!"

Selfie mode. Timer. Sorted.

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Action shots (no, not those ones)

Ones where you’re taking your shirt off, undoing a belt, unzipping your jeans, soaping yourself up in the shower etc…..

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"A moody black & white pic of you wearing a cowboy hat with a hint of face and lots of chest, maybe wearing jeans

If I ever do that, you owe me a date!"

OK but you have to wear said hat

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"Hmmm what are the things women like?

Men in white shirts

Arms folded (maybe holding a belt)

Jeans open at the top revealing man stuff (with hand slipping underneath for added woman boners)

Man in suit

Man in shower or Man out of shower with towel)

The potential of penis

Yes to all of the above!

You've seen my profile right?!

I have now and there's a few on my list you could do

Do you own a belt and jeans?

I own both! I do not however have 3 hands!"

Ah yes... but Jeans and Belts can be combined, like Power Rangers joining together to be even more powerful

Think of the lady boners (and I'm not talking about ladies like me)

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

This is unusual bruce

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A moody black & white pic of you wearing a cowboy hat with a hint of face and lots of chest, maybe wearing jeans

If I ever do that, you owe me a date!

OK but you have to wear said hat "

Throughout the whole evening? It might fall off!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"A moody black & white pic of you wearing a cowboy hat with a hint of face and lots of chest, maybe wearing jeans

Yes! With one foot resting against the wall!

J"

With cowboy boots on (must be dirty )

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hmmm what are the things women like?

Men in white shirts

Arms folded (maybe holding a belt)

Jeans open at the top revealing man stuff (with hand slipping underneath for added woman boners)

Man in suit

Man in shower or Man out of shower with towel)

The potential of penis

Yes to all of the above!

You've seen my profile right?!

I have now and there's a few on my list you could do

Do you own a belt and jeans?

I own both! I do not however have 3 hands!

Ah yes... but Jeans and Belts can be combined, like Power Rangers joining together to be even more powerful

Think of the lady boners (and I'm not talking about ladies like me)"

So a selfie in which one hand will be occupied but the other in a jeans and belt? That I can do...but really?

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
over a year ago

south coast IOW


"Hmmm what are the things women like?

Men in white shirts

Arms folded (maybe holding a belt)

Jeans open at the top revealing man stuff (with hand slipping underneath for added woman boners)

Man in suit

Man in shower or Man out of shower with towel)

The potential of penis "

Yes please to all of the above. Particularly suit, shirt, belt.

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A moody black & white pic of you wearing a cowboy hat with a hint of face and lots of chest, maybe wearing jeans

Yes! With one foot resting against the wall!

J

With cowboy boots on (must be dirty )"

Naked with hat and dirty boots. Right you now owe me a blowjob!

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Do you have a nice nose? Maybe a half face pic?

MrsAbz

A BIG nose

Then it'll deffo go down well with the women. You know I've heard they do some nefarious things using noses... not me obviously as I absolutely would not be involved in such rudeness

MrsAbz

You mean the nose clit thread I made earlier? "

Yep, it'll be all the rage. VLN (very large nose) is gonna start appearing in all the profiles soon. Get yourself ahead of the crowd and show off what you've got on offer

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmm what are the things women like?

Men in white shirts

Arms folded (maybe holding a belt)

Jeans open at the top revealing man stuff (with hand slipping underneath for added woman boners)

Man in suit

Man in shower or Man out of shower with towel)

The potential of penis

Yes to all of the above!

You've seen my profile right?!

I have now and there's a few on my list you could do

Do you own a belt and jeans?

I own both! I do not however have 3 hands!"

3 legs?

Get creative Brucey

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Do you have a nice nose? Maybe a half face pic?

MrsAbz

A BIG nose

Then it'll deffo go down well with the women. You know I've heard they do some nefarious things using noses... not me obviously as I absolutely would not be involved in such rudeness

MrsAbz

You mean the nose clit thread I made earlier?

Yep, it'll be all the rage. VLN (very large nose) is gonna start appearing in all the profiles soon. Get yourself ahead of the crowd and show off what you've got on offer

MrsAbz "

Message me for first dibs on seeing it

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Hmmm what are the things women like?

Men in white shirts

Arms folded (maybe holding a belt)

Jeans open at the top revealing man stuff (with hand slipping underneath for added woman boners)

Man in suit

Man in shower or Man out of shower with towel)

The potential of penis

Yes to all of the above!

You've seen my profile right?!"

I have indeed and some of the above suggestions could definitely be added for maximum brownie points

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"Hmmm what are the things women like?

Men in white shirts

Arms folded (maybe holding a belt)

Jeans open at the top revealing man stuff (with hand slipping underneath for added woman boners)

Man in suit

Man in shower or Man out of shower with towel)

The potential of penis

Yes to all of the above!

You've seen my profile right?!

I have now and there's a few on my list you could do

Do you own a belt and jeans?

I own both! I do not however have 3 hands!

Ah yes... but Jeans and Belts can be combined, like Power Rangers joining together to be even more powerful

Think of the lady boners (and I'm not talking about ladies like me)

So a selfie in which one hand will be occupied but the other in a jeans and belt? That I can do...but really? "

No, you thread the belt through the "belt loops" on your jeans

Make sure to leave the jeans unzipped and the belt open just enough to start showing the women your Big Brucey Boner

Then proceed to slip your hand down your jeans

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hmmm what are the things women like?

Men in white shirts

Arms folded (maybe holding a belt)

Jeans open at the top revealing man stuff (with hand slipping underneath for added woman boners)

Man in suit

Man in shower or Man out of shower with towel)

The potential of penis

Yes to all of the above!

You've seen my profile right?!

I have now and there's a few on my list you could do

Do you own a belt and jeans?

I own both! I do not however have 3 hands!

Ah yes... but Jeans and Belts can be combined, like Power Rangers joining together to be even more powerful

Think of the lady boners (and I'm not talking about ladies like me)

So a selfie in which one hand will be occupied but the other in a jeans and belt? That I can do...but really?

No, you thread the belt through the "belt loops" on your jeans

Make sure to leave the jeans unzipped and the belt open just enough to start showing the women your Big Brucey Boner

Then proceed to slip your hand down your jeans

"

Big brucey boner

Damn it why did I change my username already!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Arse

Just cheeks. No bending over "

Timer, Brucey. It’s easy. If I can do it. You can do it.

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hmmm what are the things women like?

Men in white shirts

Arms folded (maybe holding a belt)

Jeans open at the top revealing man stuff (with hand slipping underneath for added woman boners)

Man in suit

Man in shower or Man out of shower with towel)

The potential of penis

Yes to all of the above!

You've seen my profile right?!

I have indeed and some of the above suggestions could definitely be added for maximum brownie points "

You owe me a game of twister as it is!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Don't pander to them brucey.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"A moody black & white pic of you wearing a cowboy hat with a hint of face and lots of chest, maybe wearing jeans

Yes! With one foot resting against the wall!

J

With cowboy boots on (must be dirty )"

Hot diggity damn.

J

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

May I suggest an artistic and entirely tasteful photo of you holding aloft a copy of the King James Bible above your head in one hand and a Subway footlong in the other…..whilst stark bollock naked…..atop a mountain…..as a lightning bolt strikes nearby….

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Don't pander to them brucey. "

A panda! Excellent idea Kai!

J

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"Don't pander to them brucey.

A panda! Excellent idea Kai!

J"

I was going to say "if you are going to pander to them, just wear a god damn panda suit"

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"May I suggest an artistic and entirely tasteful photo of you holding aloft a copy of the King James Bible above your head in one hand and a Subway footlong in the other…..whilst stark bollock naked…..atop a mountain…..as a lightning bolt strikes nearby….

"

This Brucey you'll be on page one of hot pics with this in no time!

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"May I suggest an artistic and entirely tasteful photo of you holding aloft a copy of the King James Bible above your head in one hand and a Subway footlong in the other…..whilst stark bollock naked…..atop a mountain…..as a lightning bolt strikes nearby….

"

Oh fuck now this guy's a creative

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Doing the housework... Hoovering/washing up... In a pinny and a thong .

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Doing the housework... Hoovering/washing up... In a pinny and a thong ."

Mimi I love our new relationship honestly I do...but no...

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

After a dick in the rain shot the only way is downhill

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Fairy lights in the shower!

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Fairy lights in the shower! "

I really wanna see that and I know you do to!

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Fairy lights in the shower! "

The plug in variety??

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Doing the housework... Hoovering/washing up... In a pinny and a thong .

Mimi I love our new relationship honestly I do...but no... "

Sacked

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Fairy lights in the shower!

The plug in variety?? "

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Use mirrors. They’re great! x"

I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"Use mirrors. They’re great! x

I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed"

You really are going to have to stop all this stealing!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"A moody black & white pic of you wearing a cowboy hat with a hint of face and lots of chest, maybe wearing jeans

Yes! With one foot resting against the wall!

J

With cowboy boots on (must be dirty )

Naked with hat and dirty boots. Right you now owe me a blowjob!"

Your mum will go mad if you get mud up the walls

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Use mirrors. They’re great! x

I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed

You really are going to have to stop all this stealing!"

Have a day off Daizy

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"Use mirrors. They’re great! x

I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed

You really are going to have to stop all this stealing!

Have a day off Daizy"

Sorry, too soon?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another vote for a panda suit

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Use mirrors. They’re great! x

I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed

You really are going to have to stop all this stealing!

Have a day off Daizy

Sorry, too soon?!"

I taught her a valuable lesson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Use mirrors. They’re great! x

I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed

You really are going to have to stop all this stealing!

Have a day off Daizy

Sorry, too soon?!

I taught her a valuable lesson "

Yeah, you’re a grade a knob

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent


"Use mirrors. They’re great! x

I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed

You really are going to have to stop all this stealing!"

It’s cool, I pinched the idea as well Although, the one I saw didn’t have Ailsa riding cowgirl in the reflection x

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"Use mirrors. They’re great! x

I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed

You really are going to have to stop all this stealing!

It’s cool, I pinched the idea as well Although, the one I saw didn’t have Ailsa riding cowgirl in the reflection x"

I like it one of the best pics I've seen on here

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth


"A moody black & white pic of you wearing a cowboy hat with a hint of face and lots of chest, maybe wearing jeans "

I've lost my cowboy hat

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Use mirrors. They’re great! x

I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed

You really are going to have to stop all this stealing!

It’s cool, I pinched the idea as well Although, the one I saw didn’t have Ailsa riding cowgirl in the reflection x

I like it one of the best pics I've seen on here "

Seconded!!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Use mirrors. They’re great! x

I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed

You really are going to have to stop all this stealing!

It’s cool, I pinched the idea as well Although, the one I saw didn’t have Ailsa riding cowgirl in the reflection x"

It might not have the same effect with me wanking in the pic

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent


"Use mirrors. They’re great! x

I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed

You really are going to have to stop all this stealing!

It’s cool, I pinched the idea as well Although, the one I saw didn’t have Ailsa riding cowgirl in the reflection x

It might not have the same effect with me wanking in the pic "

Hey you never know. Pop round and I’ll set up the mirror

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent


"Use mirrors. They’re great! x

I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed

You really are going to have to stop all this stealing!

It’s cool, I pinched the idea as well Although, the one I saw didn’t have Ailsa riding cowgirl in the reflection x

I like it one of the best pics I've seen on here

Seconded!! "

Thank you both

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Use mirrors. They’re great! x

I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed

You really are going to have to stop all this stealing!

It’s cool, I pinched the idea as well Although, the one I saw didn’t have Ailsa riding cowgirl in the reflection x

It might not have the same effect with me wanking in the pic

Hey you never know. Pop round and I’ll set up the mirror "

Will Ailsa be there?

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent


"Use mirrors. They’re great! x

I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed

You really are going to have to stop all this stealing!

It’s cool, I pinched the idea as well Although, the one I saw didn’t have Ailsa riding cowgirl in the reflection x

It might not have the same effect with me wanking in the pic

Hey you never know. Pop round and I’ll set up the mirror

Will Ailsa be there?"

Probably. Pyjamas, fluffy slippers, and writing incomprehensible stuff for the 5 year long project she only has two years left to finish… the wank will likely be the highlight of your evening. She will offer you tea and cake afterwards though, for a job well done

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
over a year ago

Leamington Spa


"Hmmm what are the things women like?

Men in white shirts

Arms folded (maybe holding a belt)

Jeans open at the top revealing man stuff (with hand slipping underneath for added woman boners)

Man in suit

Man in shower or Man out of shower with towel)

The potential of penis "

I like trousers open amd the V... The lines heading down to the groin... Yummm

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Use mirrors. They’re great! x

I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed

You really are going to have to stop all this stealing!

It’s cool, I pinched the idea as well Although, the one I saw didn’t have Ailsa riding cowgirl in the reflection x

It might not have the same effect with me wanking in the pic

Hey you never know. Pop round and I’ll set up the mirror

Will Ailsa be there?

Probably. Pyjamas, fluffy slippers, and writing incomprehensible stuff for the 5 year long project she only has two years left to finish… the wank will likely be the highlight of your evening. She will offer you tea and cake afterwards though, for a job well done "

Well that doesn't sound too bad

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London

I'm still curious as to what this elusive trait I have Ailsa might like is!

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent


"Use mirrors. They’re great! x

I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed

You really are going to have to stop all this stealing!

It’s cool, I pinched the idea as well Although, the one I saw didn’t have Ailsa riding cowgirl in the reflection x

It might not have the same effect with me wanking in the pic

Hey you never know. Pop round and I’ll set up the mirror

Will Ailsa be there?

Probably. Pyjamas, fluffy slippers, and writing incomprehensible stuff for the 5 year long project she only has two years left to finish… the wank will likely be the highlight of your evening. She will offer you tea and cake afterwards though, for a job well done

Well that doesn't sound too bad "

Wait until you’ve tried the cakes

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Use mirrors. They’re great! x

I will probably steal your profile pic idea at some point when I can be arsed

You really are going to have to stop all this stealing!

It’s cool, I pinched the idea as well Although, the one I saw didn’t have Ailsa riding cowgirl in the reflection x

It might not have the same effect with me wanking in the pic

Hey you never know. Pop round and I’ll set up the mirror

Will Ailsa be there?

Probably. Pyjamas, fluffy slippers, and writing incomprehensible stuff for the 5 year long project she only has two years left to finish… the wank will likely be the highlight of your evening. She will offer you tea and cake afterwards though, for a job well done

Well that doesn't sound too bad

Wait until you’ve tried the cakes "

Don't get me involved in your domestics. Tell her yourself

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Latest snap up!

Next challenge!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Latest snap up!

Next challenge!"

Considered using the timer on your phone?

DM me Brucey.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"A moody black & white pic of you wearing a cowboy hat with a hint of face and lots of chest, maybe wearing jeans

Yes! With one foot resting against the wall!

J"

We made this happen! My horn level just increased exponentially.

J

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By *ongandharderMan
over a year ago

Rotherham


"But I've got the va va voom for taking pics again! Winter artistic flair if you will.

What sexy pics can I add to showcase the sexy or have you seen enough?

Also a general one for lads I guess to get inspiration from. Alot of men's profiles are pretty shit out there I gotta say!"

I have done smartly dressed pic it seems to have been viewed/*fabbed a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A moody black & white pic of you wearing a cowboy hat with a hint of face and lots of chest, maybe wearing jeans

Yes! With one foot resting against the wall!

J

We made this happen! My horn level just increased exponentially.

J"

Wait, who has this pic?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"A moody black & white pic of you wearing a cowboy hat with a hint of face and lots of chest, maybe wearing jeans

Yes! With one foot resting against the wall!

J

We made this happen! My horn level just increased exponentially.

J

Wait, who has this pic?"

We do. Our new profile pic. I have the real thing here.

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A moody black & white pic of you wearing a cowboy hat with a hint of face and lots of chest, maybe wearing jeans

Yes! With one foot resting against the wall!

J

We made this happen! My horn level just increased exponentially.

J

Wait, who has this pic?

We do. Our new profile pic. I have the real thing here.

J"

I'll just scratch observant off my CV....

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"A moody black & white pic of you wearing a cowboy hat with a hint of face and lots of chest, maybe wearing jeans

Yes! With one foot resting against the wall!

J

We made this happen! My horn level just increased exponentially.

J

Wait, who has this pic?

We do. Our new profile pic. I have the real thing here.

J"

Oh I need to upload the black and white version.

J

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"[Removed by poster at 08/11/23 20:43:04]"

I’ll try again…

You kissing a very beautiful penis whilst simultaneously stroking your own erection.

Chicks are very horny for guys that are comfortable with their sexuality.

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