FabSwingers.com forum: Ways to turn a man on...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell him his wiener is smaller than the last guy's.

Just for fun!

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Ask if it’s in yet.

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By *cousedave99Man
over a year ago

premier inn, fleet

Turn up naked and bring beer pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smile at him..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Accidentally make eye contact with him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Accidentally make eye contact with him. "

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Accidentally make eye contact with him. "

Yeah, that one works.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Wear 4 jumpers and bright red jogging pants. And slippers shaped like Minnie Mouse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Talk about your ex

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Send him pics with Snapchat filters

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Put the bins out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Load a dishwasher efficiently..

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The sight of you in Shell suits ladies; they render my cock harder than an RSJ

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

When I wave my empty beer can at you... you know what it means

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Breath and that's negotiable

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Tell him his cock looks sus.

LvM

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

Tell him he kisses just like his dad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The sight of you in Shell suits ladies; they render my cock harder than an RSJ

In the hot pink or the emerald green?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tell him his cock looks sus.

LvM"

Ask him if the warts have cleared up

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By *onnynclaireCouple
over a year ago

Reading

WE LIKE PIZZA!!!!!!

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

‘I guess I can work with that’

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Brush the crumbs from a packet of crisps off the settee before he lies down.

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Never lick the balls or deepthroat.

Never ask us to put it in your bum.

Definitely don't even think about buying a harness.

Inviting another woman for a threesome is an absolute insult.

We don't like the ones mentioned above.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Buy more throw pillows

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

Turn up dressed as a sexy cyber woman with nipples that dispense Jack Daniels and ….

#dontjudgeme

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Turn up dressed as a sexy cyber woman with nipples that dispense Jack Daniels and ….

#dontjudgeme"

Todger, you invented this concept, how can you get it wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't fall in love with them

. Hahaha

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"Accidentally make eye contact with him. "

It gets me everytime

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"The sight of you in Shell suits ladies; they render my cock harder than an RSJ

In the hot pink or the emerald green?

Ooo hot pink for sure and preferably also sporting a ‘Croydon Facelift’ and hoop earrings with a diameter so large that a well fed Labrador could easily jump through them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Accidentally make eye contact with him.

It gets me everytime

See!

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

This is a....what's the opposite of misogynistic thread?

I totally need to at least see you lick your lips first!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

"Turn up dressed as a sexy cyber woman with nipples that dispense Jack Daniels and ….

#dontjudgeme

Todger, you invented this concept, how can you get it wrong?

Years of practice??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The sight of you in Shell suits ladies; they render my cock harder than an RSJ

In the hot pink or the emerald green?

Ooo hot pink for sure and preferably also sporting a ‘Croydon Facelift’ and hoop earrings with a diameter so large that a well fed Labrador could easily jump through them

How did you guess my best look?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is a....what's the opposite of misogynistic thread?

I totally need to at least see you lick your lips first!"

Before I....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Turn up dressed as a sexy cyber woman with nipples that dispense Jack Daniels and ….

#dontjudgeme

Todger, you invented this concept, how can you get it wrong?

Years of practice??

confused from Croydon!

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By *G TMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Only have to bend over in front of me with a sexy thong on and I’m rock hard Lool Beautiful sight that is, never gets old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass me chocolate then leave

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pass me chocolate then leave "

Get your own choc!

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