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By *he Silver Fux OP   Man
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

…get a pot of Albolene to wank with.. fucking amazing stuff.

You can thank me and buy me a pint… if you ever leave the house again…

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Me?

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By *he Silver Fux OP   Man
over a year ago

Uttoxeter


"Me?"

You too Willy Idol, you fucking legend.

In the midnight hour you’ll apply more, more, more…

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Will windolene work too?

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Me?

You too Willy Idol, you fucking legend.

In the midnight hour you’ll apply more, more, more…"

Does it leave a bitter taste?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Mineral oil?

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By *he Silver Fux OP   Man
over a year ago

Uttoxeter


"Will windolene work too?"

No

the foreskin will squeak

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"Me?

You too Willy Idol, you fucking legend.

In the midnight hour you’ll apply more, more, more…

Does it leave a bitter taste?"

It doesn't matter unless you can blow yourself.

OP suggested it for wanking (Alone?).

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By *he Silver Fux OP   Man
over a year ago

Uttoxeter


"Me?

You too Willy Idol, you fucking legend.

In the midnight hour you’ll apply more, more, more…

Does it leave a bitter taste?"

No, it won’t make your lip curl, odourless and flavour free… think less viscous Vaseline…

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By *he Silver Fux OP   Man
over a year ago

Uttoxeter


"Me?

You too Willy Idol, you fucking legend.

In the midnight hour you’ll apply more, more, more…

Does it leave a bitter taste?

It doesn't matter unless you can blow yourself.

OP suggested it for wanking (Alone?)."

A partner using this in a hand-over-hand motion on your disco stick will possibly make your head explode. Masturbation need not be a solitary affair

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"Me?

You too Willy Idol, you fucking legend.

In the midnight hour you’ll apply more, more, more…

Does it leave a bitter taste?

It doesn't matter unless you can blow yourself.

OP suggested it for wanking (Alone?).

A partner using this in a hand-over-hand motion on your disco stick will possibly make your head explode. Masturbation need not be a solitary affair"

Now that sounds better like that.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Me?

You too Willy Idol, you fucking legend.

In the midnight hour you’ll apply more, more, more…

Does it leave a bitter taste?

It doesn't matter unless you can blow yourself.

OP suggested it for wanking (Alone?).

A partner using this in a hand-over-hand motion on your disco stick will possibly make your head explode. Masturbation need not be a solitary affair

Now that sounds better like that.

"

The cradle of love

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Will windolene work too?

No

the foreskin will squeak "

I haven’t got a foreskin…

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"Me?

You too Willy Idol, you fucking legend.

In the midnight hour you’ll apply more, more, more…

Does it leave a bitter taste?

It doesn't matter unless you can blow yourself.

OP suggested it for wanking (Alone?).

A partner using this in a hand-over-hand motion on your disco stick will possibly make your head explode. Masturbation need not be a solitary affair

Now that sounds better like that.

The cradle of love"

Nope!

I'm Wanking with myself and no "White Wedding" in the near future.

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By *he Silver Fux OP   Man
over a year ago

Uttoxeter


"Will windolene work too?

No

the foreskin will squeak

I haven’t got a foreskin… "

Ms Peaks - I hesitate to suggest you try this product on your delicious nether lips, maybe a definite ‘vag approved, safe for internal use’ product might be right up your alley.. phnaar

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Me?

You too Willy Idol, you fucking legend.

In the midnight hour you’ll apply more, more, more…

Does it leave a bitter taste?

It doesn't matter unless you can blow yourself.

OP suggested it for wanking (Alone?).

A partner using this in a hand-over-hand motion on your disco stick will possibly make your head explode. Masturbation need not be a solitary affair

Now that sounds better like that.

The cradle of love

Nope!

I'm Wanking with myself and no "White Wedding" in the near future.

"

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