FabSwingers.com forum: Painful or scary sexcidents

By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

No, it's not about your first anal experience...

Any unexpected accident caused by bad judgment, broken furniture, faulty sex toy...etc.

For example:

I received a BJ from a woman who just took the minty chewing gum out of her mouth.

Kind of ruined the experience...

My bed broke when my ex was doing a hardcore deep throating.

I guess I'm lucky I'm not hung.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Nothing of particular bad note here I’m pleased to report; Grazed knees from carpet burns and an occasional nipple in the eye but that’s about it

….touch wood! (Of the tree variety)

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Nothing of particular bad note here I’m pleased to report; Grazed knees from carpet burns and an occasional nipple in the eye but that’s about it

….touch wood! (Of the tree variety) "

Nipple in the eye is not that bad as I can recall.

I pulled out from a B.J. early and I slapped the lady in the eye accidentally.

She was holding her hand on that eye for a minute.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Burnt my helmet on a large portable gas fire, just finished having the sex had put on a dressing gown and leaned over the fire to turn it off knob fell out and landed on the metal and "sizzle"

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Burnt my helmet on a large portable gas fire, just finished having the sex had put on a dressing gown and leaned over the fire to turn it off knob fell out and landed on the metal and "sizzle"

Ouch.

Do you have a scar?

Do chicks dig that kind scars?

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By *iFunMale_southMan
over a year ago

Reading

Another bj story. Ex gf tried to give me a bj with champagne in her mouth. Very painful.

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By *arley QuimWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Fell off a bed during the act after drinking too much.

Had a guy slide out of me, misjudge re-entering correctly. The force applied brought tears to both of our eyes for a second.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I broke my ex's banjo skin (too tight apparently

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He proceeded to wank over my arse, blood and jizz everywhere it was minging.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a joke dipped my cock in my wife’s cup of tea

It wasn’t a joke then

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Ended up in A & E at NYE after the sex swing fell off the door and C landed on her back.

Was fine in the afternoon and then she started feeling dizzy in the evening.

We spent our first NYE together apart as it was Covid and I wasn’t allowed in the waiting room.

I watched through the window as fireworks went off and C started passing out

All was fine in the end - no internal injuries and by 2 in the morning we were on the way home

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Ended up in A & E at NYE after the sex swing fell off the door and C landed on her back.

Was fine in the afternoon and then she started feeling dizzy in the evening.

We spent our first NYE together apart as it was Covid and I wasn’t allowed in the waiting room.

I watched through the window as fireworks went off and C started passing out

All was fine in the end - no internal injuries and by 2 in the morning we were on the way home

I guess it took for a while to laugh about it?

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By *wannafreakyouMan
over a year ago

london

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"[Removed by poster at 06/11/23 17:53:48]"

I didn't mean that kind of accidents.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fell off the bed after a wild wand play with the lady of the couple, but we all laughed!

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"I fell off the bed after a wild wand play with the lady of the couple, but we all laughed! "

How does a "wild wand play" looks like in a threesome?

Swinging it or passing it to each other in a hurry?

Does it need to stimulate everyone in the same time?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"No, it's not about your first anal experience...

Any unexpected accident caused by bad judgment, broken furniture, faulty sex toy...etc.

For example:

I received a BJ from a woman who just took the minty chewing gum out of her mouth.

Kind of ruined the experience...

My bed broke when my ex was doing a hardcore deep throating.

I guess I'm lucky I'm not hung.

She could have stuck it on your balls for later.

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Rubber sheets, spilt lube, enthusiastic shagging, he slid off bed, hurt his shoulder and kicked me in the face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fell off the bed after a wild wand play with the lady of the couple, but we all laughed!

How does a "wild wand play" looks like in a threesome?

Swinging it or passing it to each other in a hurry?

Does it need to stimulate everyone in the same time?"

It was a wand I had never tried before and I orgasmed very hard which makes it 'wild'

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"No, it's not about your first anal experience...

Any unexpected accident caused by bad judgment, broken furniture, faulty sex toy...etc.

For example:

I received a BJ from a woman who just took the minty chewing gum out of her mouth.

Kind of ruined the experience...

My bed broke when my ex was doing a hardcore deep throating.

I guess I'm lucky I'm not hung.

She could have stuck it on your balls for later."

It would have ended up in her mouth again.

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"I fell off the bed after a wild wand play with the lady of the couple, but we all laughed!

How does a "wild wand play" looks like in a threesome?

Swinging it or passing it to each other in a hurry?

Does it need to stimulate everyone in the same time?

It was a wand I had never tried before and I orgasmed very hard which makes it 'wild'

That sounds even a better story like that.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I love these kind of stories

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"I love these kind of stories

Do you have any to share?

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By *ong-legged-divaTV/TS
over a year ago

Fleetwood

I had major surgery following a torn muscle, which became herniated. And all from having my legs behind my head.

17 external staples, God knows how many internal stitches as they had to stitch a wire mesh into my groin, one hell of a scar.

On the plus side, he was a really good fuck!

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"I had major surgery following a torn muscle, which became herniated. And all from having my legs behind my head.

17 external staples, God knows how many internal stitches as they had to stitch a wire mesh into my groin, one hell of a scar.

On the plus side, he was a really good fuck!

I guess it involved wheelchair or canes as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another bj story. Ex gf tried to give me a bj with champagne in her mouth. Very painful. "

Found this out a few days ago.

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I broke my ex's banjo skin (too tight apparently

)

He proceeded to wank over my arse, blood and jizz everywhere it was minging.

Mrs "

Omg I had similar experience with an ex, he'd been pierced but taken it out and let it close up.

We must have been a bit rough and the scar opened up. It was like a scene from a horror movie. Blood everywhere!

MrsAbz

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"Ended up in A & E at NYE after the sex swing fell off the door and C landed on her back.

Was fine in the afternoon and then she started feeling dizzy in the evening.

We spent our first NYE together apart as it was Covid and I wasn’t allowed in the waiting room.

I watched through the window as fireworks went off and C started passing out

All was fine in the end - no internal injuries and by 2 in the morning we were on the way home

I guess it took for a while to laugh about it?"

Once we knew everything was fine we started seeing the funny side.

When friends/family asked what we done for NYE we just said we had a quiet one at home

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

I was at a new GFs house and she brought out a vibrator that we put to good use. A few minutes in, she grabbed my hand in quite some discomfort, yanking it out of her.

The batteries were leaking and gave her a mild burn internally.

Ouch.

Gbat

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By *hunky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"I was at a new GFs house and she brought out a vibrator that we put to good use. A few minutes in, she grabbed my hand in quite some discomfort, yanking it out of her.

The batteries were leaking and gave her a mild burn internally.

Ouch.

Gbat "

Always check the batteries.

You are in a nice place though.

Love Alicante and probably they have the best airport I've have ever been.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

First time we had sex in a car (mine), just at the critical moment, his banjo string snapped and we had blood and cum everywhere. No tissues, obviously! He'd left stuff at my Dad's house so we had to go back there, him bleeding into his keks and then because we had no idea what had happened, I dropped him at A&E. Apparently much sniggering by the docs and he then had to go back to uni by train, still all gummed up. On the ginger walk back to the residence, he bumped into my brother, on his way home from a night out (somewhat tipsy) and who detained him with some d*unken small talk. Poor him! And it still, nearly 20yrs later, gives him gip occasionally.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"I love these kind of stories

Do you have any to share?"

Not really, just carpet burns.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Me and My Girl were wrestling as we do. Both of us a strong and we're not small people. We don't hold back any punches and she is very competitive. She is no walk over. Once I got on top of her but she managed to get a foot underneath me and booted me off her. My side hit the edge of the bed. I went to get straight back up and then dropped like a sack of spuds. It was like all the life and energy had drained from my body. I didn't know what was happening, I was shutting down and it was scary. Over the next 30 mins or so slowly recovered. Now I know what a kidney blow feels like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friends gf stuck a daisy down his japs eye and the hairs on the stem stopped the daisy from coming out, I had to take him A&E and the split his bell end to get it out.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

My butt swallowing my light up flashing butt plug whilst having vigorous doggie position sex! With a guy on our first sex meet! I laugh when I think about it now but was scary at the time! X

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By *ose manMan
over a year ago

kells

Butt plug slipped inside me ..

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By *ose manMan
over a year ago

kells

Butt plug slipped inside me ..

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By *use and wolfCouple
over a year ago

angus

That time the chastity cage wouldn't unlock, a steel one too.

It was just stiff and actually unlocked, hence why we had an issue,first time trying it

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

This one time when we were having sex and I asked LVM to pass me my wand. He opened my bedside table and got hit by a springy wire cat toy right in his eye

He had a painful scratch on if for a few days and accused me of booby trapping my sex toys.

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By *ullyMan
over a year ago

Near Clacton

Not myself but the worst thing I read was in a medical book of unusual sex related "accidents". A chap put his manhood in the suction end of a vacuum cleaner, one of the on the floor cylinder ones, but the fan was immediately inside the case. Reducing P Enis instantly to a stub. Apparently he fainted woke in a pool of blood and called 911 and the fire people were first on the scene.

Surgery was not an option to restore.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

The banjo string found the H note once that was nippy and scary, but stepping out the back of a van backwards thinking the ground was closer with my shorts round my knees was a new level of “Oh shit!”

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By *use and wolfCouple
over a year ago

angus

"Butt plug slipped inside me ..

i can top that. Anal and Eurethral were hard limits. Mistress got buttplugs from our gf when we were 3, i got a Eurethral sound as a joke from an ex friend who is sub and loved how scared it got me when i saw it.

Well Mistress was using them to scare me and the butt plug slipped. The Eurethral wand slipped later the same day.

Not limits anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had the weld on a metal bed frame brake mid fuck but thats it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butt plug slipped inside me ..

twice?

you didnt learn your lesson after the forst time did you?

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By *ose manMan
over a year ago

kells

No Mr

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

6 stitches… top of my head…. Split open by a stray boot whilst pleasuring orally a lady

She was mortified….

I was grinning like a loon!!!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Butt plug slipped inside me ..

This is the episode of “24 hrs in A&E” I been waiting for……

Rushed into hospital, light bulb stuck in arse!! Claims to have accidentally slipped!!!

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By *ose manMan
over a year ago

kells

Screw in bulb was it ..

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