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 An article from Forbes of all places, popped up in my suggestions, and describe the act as "the act of deceiving others by using fake photos of one’s genitalia".
Now I suppose that could apply to all genders as well. So I'm interested to know if you've ever fallen victim to a cock/clunge-fish and what happened? 
LvM
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"……… I'm just dealing the hand I've been dealt )"Sounds like my sex life for the past 2 years | |||
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"I have suffered the disappointment of a very different sized cock turning up than the one that I was expecting and looking forward to! "Expecting a Whopper and got the junior version?
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"As our post on filters.. Seen some fucking hilarious Photoshop efforts on here! From a difficult to edit angle reasonably endowed, from a square on picture, it's down to his knees!!! "Wait a second, I have the perfect picture for this thread...
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"I have suffered the disappointment of a very different sized cock turning up than the one that I was expecting and looking forward to!
Expecting a Whopper and got the junior version?
LvM"Very much! He suffered for his deceit with some heavy sarcasm.  | |||
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"But wait, it's not what you think... Actually, it's exactly what you think it is An article from Forbes of all places, popped up in my suggestions, and describe the act as "the act of deceiving others by using fake photos of one’s genitalia".
Now I suppose that could apply to all genders as well. So I'm interested to know if you've ever fallen victim to a cock/clunge-fish and what happened?
LvM
(Sorrynotsorry for the cock-centric posts today, I know it's not Wednesday. I'm just dealing the hand I've been dealt )"The angle of dangle when they take a cock pic can make it look massive when it's only a tiddler. We met a bi guy who looked to have a decent average size cock. But once he stripped and we got down to oral it was only four and a half inches when hard. But to be fair his finger and oral game was top notch and he had me gushing and squirting in no time. But he was a bit small to hit the right spots. But size is not everything if if they bring their A game on other area's. Mrs | |||
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"But wait, it's not what you think... Actually, it's exactly what you think it is An article from Forbes of all places, popped up in my suggestions, and describe the act as "the act of deceiving others by using fake photos of one’s genitalia".
Now I suppose that could apply to all genders as well. So I'm interested to know if you've ever fallen victim to a cock/clunge-fish and what happened?
LvM
(Sorrynotsorry for the cock-centric posts today, I know it's not Wednesday. I'm just dealing the hand I've been dealt )
The angle of dangle when they take a cock pic can make it look massive when it's only a tiddler. We met a bi guy who looked to have a decent average size cock. But once he stripped and we got down to oral it was only four and a half inches when hard. But to be fair his finger and oral game was top notch and he had me gushing and squirting in no time. But he was a bit small to hit the right spots. But size is not everything if if they bring their A game on other area's.
Mrs"Been there! I was able to deepthroat for once though.. | |||
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"As our post on filters.. Seen some fucking hilarious Photoshop efforts on here! From a difficult to edit angle reasonably endowed, from a square on picture, it's down to his knees!!!
Wait a second, I have the perfect picture for this thread...
LvM"That looks like the fake that I fell for! | |||
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photoshopped my cock onto yourself I see | |||
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"As our post on filters.. Seen some fucking hilarious Photoshop efforts on here! From a difficult to edit angle reasonably endowed, from a square on picture, it's down to his knees!!!
Wait a second, I have the perfect picture for this thread...
LvM
That looks like the fake that I fell for! "It wasn't me, honest 
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"I have suffered the disappointment of a very different sized cock turning up than the one that I was expecting and looking forward to! "Should have had a live vid first | |||
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"Been there! I was able to deepthroat for once though.. "There’s always a silver lining if you know where to look! | |||
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"Your profile picture is sus." Don't hate me because it's beautiful 
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"Your profile picture is sus. Don't hate me because it's beautiful
LvM"Please send it to me in the post. | |||
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"Your profile picture is sus. Don't hate me because it's beautiful
LvM
Please send it to me in the post."I'll even do a tribute for you, I'm nice like that 
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"As our post on filters.. Seen some fucking hilarious Photoshop efforts on here! From a difficult to edit angle reasonably endowed, from a square on picture, it's down to his knees!!!
Wait a second, I have the perfect picture for this thread...
LvM
That looks like the fake that I fell for!
It wasn't me, honest
LvM". You bad boy! | |||
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"I have suffered the disappointment of a very different sized cock turning up than the one that I was expecting and looking forward to! "I very much had a same a few times, and it is very very disappointing when you expect a 8 icnh cock and you are facing a 2 inch one at best  . let just say i was not impressed, also the fact they kept saying suck my big cock made me chuckle everytime . in the end just turned around and say you need to go now . was funny as hell for sure. | |||
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"Your profile picture is sus. Don't hate me because it's beautiful
LvM
Please send it to me in the post.
I'll even do a tribute for you, I'm nice like that
LvM"Oh you saucy devil. 
Send your tribute in the post... I want to open the parcel and smell stale spunk.
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"I just dont get why people would do this. I've never understood photoshooting pictures at all. Best case, some size queen replies to you. Then what? Then what people!" Dissatisfaction!? Although there's the other descriptive technique of recycling pictures from years ago we've noticed. | |||
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"Your profile picture is sus. Don't hate me because it's beautiful
LvM
Please send it to me in the post.
I'll even do a tribute for you, I'm nice like that
LvM
Oh you saucy devil.
Send your tribute in the post... I want to open the parcel and smell stale spunk. "Scratch and sniff 
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"Your profile picture is sus. Don't hate me because it's beautiful
LvM"Agreed!!! Such a shame she's straight.. Mrs | |||
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"I have suffered the disappointment of a very different sized cock turning up than the one that I was expecting and looking forward to!
I very much had a same a few times, and it is very very disappointing when you expect a 8 icnh cock and you are facing a 2 inch one at best . let just say i was not impressed, also the fact they kept saying suck my big cock made me chuckle everytime . in the end just turned around and say you need to go now . was funny as hell for sure."It might have been the same guy!  | |||
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"Your profile picture is sus. Don't hate me because it's beautiful
LvM"I saw the thumbnail of your profile picture before I read your post and thought woah! Instantly felt sorry for you. I'm not sure why people do it because I assume most people would end the meet but I guess it's worth the chance for some. | |||
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"But wait, it's not what you think... Actually, it's exactly what you think it is An article from Forbes of all places, popped up in my suggestions, and describe the act as "the act of deceiving others by using fake photos of one’s genitalia".
Now I suppose that could apply to all genders as well. So I'm interested to know if you've ever fallen victim to a cock/clunge-fish and what happened?
LvM
(Sorrynotsorry for the cock-centric posts today, I know it's not Wednesday. I'm just dealing the hand I've been dealt )
The angle of dangle when they take a cock pic can make it look massive when it's only a tiddler. We met a bi guy who looked to have a decent average size cock. But once he stripped and we got down to oral it was only four and a half inches when hard. But to be fair his finger and oral game was top notch and he had me gushing and squirting in no time. But he was a bit small to hit the right spots. But size is not everything if if they bring their A game on other area's.
Mrs
Been there! I was able to deepthroat for once though.. "Yeah same here. I have a bad gag reflex but I was able to take his entire length in to my mouth as we 69'd | |||
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"The pic looked average but the real thing was massive. Not good at all. "Oooh interesting, talk about under-selling yourself
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"I had a photographer FB who taught me all the tricks to look out for. I can spot a cock fish a mile off" *scrambles to hide dick pics* LvM | |||
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"I have suffered the disappointment of a very different sized cock turning up than the one that I was expecting and looking forward to! "Sorry to hear of your trauma as described above | |||
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It looked girthy in the photo he sent. It was a slug in reality. | |||
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"I had a photographer FB who taught me all the tricks to look out for. I can spot a cock fish a mile off *scrambles to hide dick pics* LvM" Oh I can see you have it all going on Mr LvM | |||
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 . The same with anyone using false pics, they have to be rejected as a potential partner. You've salivated at the delicious prospect and get an insult to your eager welcome | |||
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"I have suffered the disappointment of a very different sized cock turning up than the one that I was expecting and looking forward to! "Maybe it was cold | |||
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"Question though, how do we prove we’re not cockfishing?" Smack 'em in the face with it
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"Lot's of cock shaming going on in this thread." Well maybe the cocks should have been more truthful... | |||
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"Lot's of cock shaming going on in this thread. Well maybe the cocks should have been more truthful..." Exactly. I'm not blessed with a whopper and I've made sure there is a pic of it on our profile so people know what I'll bring along to any potential meets. That said, I'll make up for it in other ways (I'll bring a nice Malbec or something) | |||
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"As our post on filters.. Seen some fucking hilarious Photoshop efforts on here! From a difficult to edit angle reasonably endowed, from a square on picture, it's down to his knees!!!
Wait a second, I have the perfect picture for this thread...
LvM"Haha yes I did look | |||
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"The pic looked average but the real thing was massive. Not good at all. "that is a rare one, and i would be a very happy girl for sure | |||
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"Question though, how do we prove we’re not cockfishing? Smack 'em in the face with it
LvM"A winning formula | |||
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"well its small but all mine lol "Totes. Most guys here share a cock. | |||
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