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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

Have you used someone's nose for clitoral stimulation before?

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Yes

Em x

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

We can tell y’know. When you’re wriggling to get the angle just right.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

No. Do I need to try this?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

"No. Do I need to try this? "

Yes - on me - you saucy minx!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this where having a big nose comes in handy?

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Yes

Em x"

I love how delightfully simple but perfect your replies are.

Hot and efficient

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

As the great poet Cardicus the B once said: "Put this pussy right in yo' face. Swipe your nose like a credit card"

LvM

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"We can tell y’know. When you’re wriggling to get the angle just right."

A shocking statement. No wriggling here.

I would never ever just use someone’s body parts for my own gratification…

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Is this where having a big nose comes in handy?

Me too nose high five!

Wait that's weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some just have big noses. It gets in the way, I can’t help it

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"No. Do I need to try this?

Yes - on me - you saucy minx!!

But noses don’t have that flicky move that a tongue has.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"As the great poet Cardicus the B once said: "Put this pussy right in yo' face. Swipe your nose like a credit card"

LvM"

She did indeed. One that doesn't go through the first time I imagine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"As the great poet Cardicus the B once said: "Put this pussy right in yo' face. Swipe your nose like a credit card"

LvM"

Was that before or after she raided the janitor’s cupboard for a mop?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"As the great poet Cardicus the B once said: "Put this pussy right in yo' face. Swipe your nose like a credit card"

LvM

She did indeed. One that doesn't go through the first time I imagine."

She must really like those shoes, because she *will not* stop swiping...

LvM

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

"As the great poet Cardicus the B once said: "Put this pussy right in yo' face. Swipe your nose like a credit card"

LvM"

A famous poet of the Roman Empire Cardicus but has recently been shown to have plagiarised much of Shakespeares work… saw that on Wikipedia - fabulous resource for facts!!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"But noses don’t have that flicky move that a tongue has. "

The tongue tends to be busily flicking a little lower down at this point.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Yes

Em x

I love how delightfully simple but perfect your replies are.

Hot and efficient

As efficient as using someone's nose for stimulation while they are preoccupied

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"As efficient as using someone's nose for stimulation while they are preoccupied

You can use my nose if I can use your tonsils?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"You can use my nose if I can use your tonsils?

And *that* my friends, is the worst chat-up line I’ve ever delivered.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"As efficient as using someone's nose for stimulation while they are preoccupied

You can use my nose if I can use your tonsils?

At the same time or?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Have you used someone's nose for clitoral stimulation before?"

Yes I have and it blew my mind

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Is this where having a big nose comes in handy?

Most definitely

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By *agebunWoman
over a year ago

Rugby

"You can use my nose if I can use your tonsils?

And *that* my friends, is the worst chat-up line I’ve ever delivered.

It made me laugh though, so you've cheered up at least one person's Monday morning!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"At the same time or?"

I wasn’t thinking at the same time. But hey, I’m open to suggestions.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"At the same time or?

I wasn’t thinking at the same time. But hey, I’m open to suggestions."

Good it doesn't have the same effect at that angle

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

"No. Do I need to try this?

Yes - on me - you saucy minx!!

But noses don’t have that flicky move that a tongue has. "

I have bad hayfever…. Hold on … for the ride of your life!!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"No. Do I need to try this?

Yes - on me - you saucy minx!!

But noses don’t have that flicky move that a tongue has.

I have bad hayfever…. Hold on … for the ride of your life!!

That reminds me of a scene from Preaching to the Perverted

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

"No. Do I need to try this?

Yes - on me - you saucy minx!!

But noses don’t have that flicky move that a tongue has.

I have bad hayfever…. Hold on … for the ride of your life!!

That reminds me of a scene from Preaching to the Perverted

I have to come to yours if only for your dvd collection

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"But noses don’t have that flicky move that a tongue has.

The tongue tends to be busily flicking a little lower down at this point."

But I want it on my clit! *stamps foot*

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"As the great poet Cardicus the B once said: "Put this pussy right in yo' face. Swipe your nose like a credit card"

LvM

She did indeed. One that doesn't go through the first time I imagine.

She must really like those shoes, because she *will not* stop swiping...

LvM"

Genuine lol

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"No. Do I need to try this?

Yes - on me - you saucy minx!!

But noses don’t have that flicky move that a tongue has.

I have bad hayfever…. Hold on … for the ride of your life!!

That reminds me of a scene from Preaching to the Perverted

I have to come to yours if only for your dvd collection

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Oh ,it’s a lovely place to be

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Yes

Em x

I love how delightfully simple but perfect your replies are.

Hot and efficient

As efficient as using someone's nose for stimulation while they are preoccupied

Mine would get in the way anyway to be fair

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

Nope

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"But I want it on my clit! *stamps foot*"

Wait, is this you flirting?

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"But I want it on my clit! *stamps foot*

Wait, is this you flirting? "

Oh no, my flirting is so much more awkward than that

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various

"But I want it on my clit! *stamps foot*

Wait, is this you flirting?

Oh no, my flirting is so much more awkward than that "

I quite like the clarity of your statement of needs. Flirting via clues hidden in library books and under specific tins of soup gets a bit tiring. What, may I ask, are you wearing on your feet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Er no

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By *andy CanesWoman
over a year ago

south

"Have you used someone's nose for clitoral stimulation before?"

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By *herry delightWoman
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

Wiggle wiggle

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Yep.

Mrs

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Those that nose... Know

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Those that nose... Know

Or those that know...nose

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"But I want it on my clit! *stamps foot*

Wait, is this you flirting?

Oh no, my flirting is so much more awkward than that "

You were doing it so well though!

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Have you used someone's nose for clitoral stimulation before?

Is that a cheeky yes I hear....

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Er no

Come here lady

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By *-YourPleasureMan
over a year ago

sourhdowns

Well if your going to sit on my face you might as well bloke all my air holes

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"But I want it on my clit! *stamps foot*

Wait, is this you flirting?

Oh no, my flirting is so much more awkward than that

You were doing it so well though!"

You’ll know if I’m flirting because I don’t be doing it well.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

If God you a big nose, embrace it. It's another string to your bow

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"If God you a big nose, embrace it. It's another string to your bow"

Gave you*

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Those that nose... Know

Or those that know...nose "

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"We can tell y’know. When you’re wriggling to get the angle just right."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Er no

Come here lady"

Er no

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Um. Perhaps.

I mean, of course I have

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trick is to smear your fanny with pepper, the sneezing is what adds that wow factor.

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various

"Trick is to smear your fanny with pepper, the sneezing is what adds that wow factor."

Do not use chilli powder.

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

A lad on a bodybuilding forum claimed women loved his enormous shneck for this very reason

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