FabSwingers.com forum: What do you want from Santa?

By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

You can ask anything.

No, I'm not Santa, but I could be.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Nothing if i want something i buy it im done waiting for make believe things to give me what i want if i want something il take it

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

For him to stop breaking in my house and eating my mince pies.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pegged

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

We have eachother that's more than anyone could ever want..

But a nice new porsche wouldn't go amiss..

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

Rum.

And an outrageously expensive wide angle lens that I have no commercial use for whatsoever.

Thanks… I’ve been a good boy. Pinky swear x

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

I need his clothes, his boots and his motorcycle.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I’d like Christmas to start in December not November 2nd

If he can do that for me I’ll warm his Willy

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By *ady SuzieXXXWoman
over a year ago

Chichester

Empty his sacs!

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Pegged "

Pegged and a new mug?

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"For him to stop breaking in my house and eating my mince pies.

The mr "

You need to downsize your chimney.

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Empty his sacs!

You should list it as a roleplay / kink in your bio.

Santa custom is easily sorted I guess.

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various

A middle aged woman, no kids, a sense of humor, a library and a love of cum.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"Empty his sacs!

*Digs out Santa costume and looks at AA Route planner*

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

A clean driving licence please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A red head as I’m a red head virgin

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Leo sona Cruse, I so want to see if it can be used for edging.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

A sea kayak please oh and a roof rack to put it on

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

A nice lingere set I've had my eye on and some fluffy PJ's

I'm easily pleased.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More houseplants please Santa!

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

A buyer for my house.

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"A nice lingere set I've had my eye on and some fluffy PJ's

I'm easily pleased.

Mrs "

I guess you will get want you want then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More houseplants please Santa! "

And a new lens for my Fuji...

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By *edHeelsCplCouple
over a year ago

Kenilworth

Gal Gabot

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Two or three hot FWB please Santa, preferably in the same time, but I doubt I’ve been THAT good this year

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

Err... I didn't say I'm Santa, but I'll email him this thread.

So he can have a clue about preferences.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1531043. A male sex robot, as described there but 2023, not in 20 years time

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

A new body. This one really hurts.

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I need his clothes, his boots and his motorcycle."

He'll be back ....

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I’ll take a pain free year please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An end.

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1531043. A male sex robot, as described there but 2023, not in 20 years time "

There's a suggestion there already made by Santa.

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By *lasgowMassageMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Peace on earth and goodwill to all m.....

Nah fuck it

A bi mmf

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"Peace on earth and goodwill to all m.....

Nah fuck it

A bi mmf

That’s the spirit!

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By *lasgowMassageMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Peace on earth and goodwill to all m.....

Nah fuck it

A bi mmf

That’s the spirit!

I'll ask for peace on earth next Xmas

Promise

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By *G TMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"Empty his sacs!

Lmaooo

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

For this cold and chest infection to clear up.

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"A new body. This one really hurts."

Nope.

He can't do that, unless you have a good reason.

He needs to do business with God.

They are not the best friends.

***Just joking! I don't want to go to hell

***

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"For this cold and chest infection to clear up."

That should clear up before Christmas.

Done!

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

"For this cold and chest infection to clear up.

That should clear up before Christmas.

Done!

Had it a month already. I wouldnt be too sure.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Take your pick

Honda Africa twin

KWA Kriss Vector gas blowback

Vitus CR road bike

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Peace on earth and goodwill to all m.....

Nah fuck it

A bi mmf

Why don't you wish them turn bi?

X: "Oh, I like your rocket."

Y: "Your gun is quite sexy too "

Z: " Oh, Vlad your are so macho when riding horses without a shirt."

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Take your pick

Honda Africa twin

KWA Kriss Vector gas blowback

Vitus CR road bike"

He rides and donates Harleys only.

Sorry!

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"For this cold and chest infection to clear up.

That should clear up before Christmas.

Done!

Had it a month already. I wouldnt be too sure."

He said you can punish him, if you are still ill.

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"An end. "

Nothing last forever.

Done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A heart of stone should do it.

Failing that, a VW camper so I can run away

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"A heart of stone should do it.

Failing that, a VW camper so I can run away

I have a heart of stone, but it comes with a dark soul.

Be careful what you wish for.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Sleep for a week.

A jacuzzi (but not a manky shared one).

A holiday.

Perhaps all three could be rolled into a luxury gift wrapped package?!

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

A nice Christmas dinner...

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Sleep for a week.

A jacuzzi (but not a manky shared one).

A holiday.

Perhaps all three could be rolled into a luxury gift wrapped package?!

Actually yours is probably the most realistic wish.

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon

Narrowed it down to either World Peace or a Bell Tent.

Bell Tent please

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Sleep for a week.

A jacuzzi (but not a manky shared one).

A holiday.

Perhaps all three could be rolled into a luxury gift wrapped package?!

Actually yours is probably the most realistic wish."

The unrealistic bit is "gift must be available for use without any children or other associated hangers-on." Just me and him. Do THAT, Santa!!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Got what I wanted a new sub

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

"Sleep for a week.

A jacuzzi (but not a manky shared one).

A holiday.

Perhaps all three could be rolled into a luxury gift wrapped package?!

Actually yours is probably the most realistic wish.

The unrealistic bit is "gift must be available for use without any children or other associated hangers-on." Just me and him. Do THAT, Santa!! "

...if only you could cook the dinner

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"A nice Christmas dinner...

I cook it for you, if you invite some Portuguese birds.

Preferably not from Sintra.

I know 4 of them from there.

1 of them is 90% sure a swinger.

1 of them has some fire.

1 of them had some smoke.

1 of them doesn't care much about sex.

1 of the above is my ex.

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By *ylonseeker2023Man
over a year ago

Harwich

"Pegged "

Visions of Santa's going at it !!!

Made me chuckle!

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Sleep for a week.

A jacuzzi (but not a manky shared one).

A holiday.

Perhaps all three could be rolled into a luxury gift wrapped package?!

Actually yours is probably the most realistic wish.

The unrealistic bit is "gift must be available for use without any children or other associated hangers-on." Just me and him. Do THAT, Santa!! "

I'll pass it to Santa.

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

"A nice Christmas dinner...

I cook it for you, if you invite some Portuguese birds.

Preferably not from Sintra.

I know 4 of them from there.

1 of them is 90% sure a swinger.

1 of them has some fire.

1 of them had some smoke.

1 of them doesn't care much about sex.

1 of the above is my ex."

Its a Christmas recipe disaster

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By *ullyMan
over a year ago

Near Clacton

For me a little gay cruise on a on nice small ship somewhere warm. That would make up for the holiday/s I have never had, well I went fishing overnight once.

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Got what I wanted a new sub"

Is that really that hard?

I could send 3 in your way.

Unless you want a woman.

Then get in the back of the que please.

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"A nice Christmas dinner...

I cook it for you, if you invite some Portuguese birds.

Preferably not from Sintra.

I know 4 of them from there.

1 of them is 90% sure a swinger.

1 of them has some fire.

1 of them had some smoke.

1 of them doesn't care much about sex.

1 of the above is my ex.

Its a Christmas recipe disaster

Actually no.

I have a good relationship with all of them.

Nothing sexual obviously.

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"For me a little gay cruise on a on nice small ship somewhere warm. That would make up for the holiday/s I have never had, well I went fishing overnight once."

Just take a guy fishing then.

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By *ylonseeker2023Man
over a year ago

Harwich

I would like to hang up a pair of seamed stockings or tights and wake up to find Santa had filled the nylons with a leggy lady who was also a little intellectual, genuinely liked wearing them and also took a shine to me, not only because I liked the idea of buying her various shoes she might like bur because she genuinely wanted me as a person!

Surely not asking much am I?!!

C'mon Santa, let this be a Christmas to remember!!

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Some money for plastics once I lose the rest of my excess weight!

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

Stand corrected...lol... Enjoy xx

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"I would like to hang up a pair of seamed stockings or tights and wake up to find Santa had filled the nylons with a leggy lady who was also a little intellectual, genuinely liked wearing them and also took a shine to me, not only because I liked the idea of buying her various shoes she might like bur because she genuinely wanted me as a person!

Surely not asking much am I?!!

C'mon Santa, let this be a Christmas to remember!! "

Somewhere deep inside everybody wants that at some point of their life.

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

Easy life ,more money ,deal or no deal lol

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By *ylonseeker2023Man
over a year ago

Harwich

"A heart of stone should do it.

Failing that, a VW camper so I can run away

Get a camper van. Much better.

But don't run away, stay with us !!

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Some money for plastics once I lose the rest of my excess weight! "

So cash?

Do you want it in 1£ coins or 5,10,20£ notes?

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"Some money for plastics once I lose the rest of my excess weight!

So cash?

Do you want it in 1£ coins or 5,10,20£ notes?"

It's gonna be pretty expensive (and possibly extensive), so I'll take the £20s, thanks!

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Easy life ,more money ,deal or no deal lol"

Money doesn't make you happy,

but I'd rather cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.

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By *ootnootboopCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

Lego. Always Lego. All the Lego!

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Some money for plastics once I lose the rest of my excess weight!

So cash?

Do you want it in 1£ coins or 5,10,20£ notes?

It's gonna be pretty expensive (and possibly extensive), so I'll take the £20s, thanks!"

No worries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss Santa.

Leave her under the tree.

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By *olongerNewtothis1212Man
over a year ago

Bangor

The.balls to go for social on here lol

Or lotsa money it probably won't make me happy but I'll definitely be a better class of miserable lol

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

Still a good dinner... U asked...

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

A ji Chang wook 2024 calendar

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By *otSoPetiteMortWoman
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

2 tickets for a long weekend to Italy. x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Leo sona Cruse, I so want to see if it can be used for edging."

Yes it can be but you have to be very quick to remove it. Definitely get it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^ Her

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"A ji Chang wook 2024 calendar "

Is it that easy to please you?

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

To come down my chimney for a start will be nice as he seems to be making a detour every year

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"^ Her

She's on Santa's list since last Christmas.

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By *otlips322020Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I’d like a male fuck doll so I can ride it’s xx cock every time I’m horny please Santa ha ha ha

X x.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

A big breasted play date

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"A big breasted play date

Merry Christmas

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

"A big breasted play date

Merry Christmas

What colour wrapping do you come in

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"A big breasted play date

Merry Christmas

What colour wrapping do you come in

There’s a big selection…. The choice is yours. No tinsel though - that stuff itches

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"A big breasted play date

Play what?

Board games?

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

"A big breasted play date

Play what?

Board games?

play a game called pulling Libby's cracker for a big surprise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fuck, with a woman.

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"A fuck, with a woman. "

Sorry, ran out.

You might have TV, CD, Gay man, bi man, bi curious man, Fab straight, straightish, mostly straight, desperate straight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fuck, with a woman.

Sorry, ran out.

You might have TV, CD, Gay man, bi man, bi curious man, Fab straight, straightish, mostly straight, desperate straight."

And the reason why i specifically mentioned. Else, do i have to ask!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to go over his knee

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"I'd like to go over his knee

That can be arranged.

Ho ho ho

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

"A ji Chang wook 2024 calendar

Is it that easy to please you?"

Thats a pretty hard to come by item

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

A sex swing. I’ve asked for the last 15 years straight but I must’ve been too naughty

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"A sex swing. I’ve asked for the last 15 years straight but I must’ve been too naughty

Santa misunderstood you.

" Sex, swing, naughty."

Santa gave you your Fab account.

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

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