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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've been inspired to ask for peoples top tips for safe, effective, has to be home made self pleasure toys for use during masturbation or intercourse.

I like the odd jokes but I'd appreciate if we could get some fun actual tips on how to save money over buying expensive sex toys and masturbating toys.

Ps has to be safe, no glass jars or putting your winky in the back of a telly while watching Bake off. ergh...ewww xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's why I preferred the older big box TVs. These flat screens are a struggle.

As for phallic alternatives:

Plastic bottle of ABC Chilli Sauce - one of my faves on a certain porn hamster.

Mum's underarm deodorant, seemed incredibly convenient for Mum.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I'd ask your mum for permission first before you get the Henry hoover out

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By *arla SwingerWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Most of the contents of the veg drawer. Love stuffing a couple of onions up there

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Most of the contents of the veg drawer. Love stuffing a couple of onions up there "

Onion ring

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Seen some great DIY / redneck fleshlight recreations using stuff like sponges and latex gloves and the like (I imagine this being a Blue Peter project complete with sticky backed plastic..)

Also seen them fitted to reciprocating saws… fuck, I love the internet…

However, and this is first hand knowledge, the one essential ingredient for a male masturbation is a good lube and I highly recommend Albolene. It’s actually sold as a cleanser moisturiser/ makeup remover but I reckon 98% of their sales are a result of blokes using it to wank with. Amazing stuff. It’s on Amazon U.K. and the 17,800 5 star reviews are mostly blokes saying is great for the ‘other purpose’…

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Most of the contents of the veg drawer. Love stuffing a couple of onions up there "

Spring or full blown Ailsa Craig ?

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various


"Most of the contents of the veg drawer. Love stuffing a couple of onions up there

Spring or full blown Ailsa Craig ?"

Almost dropped my mug at that!

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

Bunsen burner tube

I used a kazoo with an ex partner... definitely not hot but quite funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wooden spoons have a good thwack

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