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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What spoils a good porn film for you??

Personally…..TV blasting out in the background. Socks on and condoms Just ruins the fantasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it’s the ones where the women are definitely not enjoying it an making the unrealistic yaaaaahs an oh baby’ yea yes more more …

The bad acting basically

I get a lot of pleasure seeing I am pleasing the recipient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I used to watch straight porn I'd always be annoyed when I heard the guy moan or talk, like bro, you're just there to be the penis, nothing more.

Now I just watch femboy porn and no longer have that problem. Modern problems require modern solutions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some porn you can see they have no chemistry at all it is merely going through the motions of what looks good.

I like porn even if they're good fakers ha where it looks like they are enjoying it, they like what is happening and how the scene is unfolding.

I usually prefer kink for that reason.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

So many things... CBA with a plot/build up.... Just get down to it. Socks on. A guy throat fucking and then going straight to penetration - have some consideration for your partner. Fake orgasm. Dull, lacklustre fucking.... I could go on all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely over enthusiastic moaning - it's like the canned laughter of Japanese porn.

And the opposite, where you can clearly see she didn't wanna be there and needed the cash.

Also extreme degradation. Not my kink.

And the last of the 3 P's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The sex "

Clearly a connoisseur of the plotline.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

It's just unrealistic so the whole thing.

Mrs

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Most things, I'm definitely more for erotica or homemade stuff.

I like seeing genuine connections. Where someone isn't being folded like a pretzel because it looks good, changing position every couple of minutes. I don't like the male gaze that seems to trickle down to even lesbian porn. I don't want to watch two women who aren't really into each other putting on a show because it'll get dicks hard and pay their wages. Does zero for me.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Bad over acting for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The talking or overacting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When plumber shoots his load into a big titted housewife but still doesn't fix the leak under the sink , could be a worn isolation valve

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By *ts_Business_TimeCouple
over a year ago

Berkshire

Obviously fake orgasm noises

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

The fake yells

Stupid amount of make up

That gurgling sound when she’s giving a blow job

When there’s no chemistry

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

Socks definitely. Also POV angle. I prefer the third person view

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Spitting.

Heels digging into a pleather sofa - very distracting.

Overly gobby women.

Shite storylines.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"What spoils a good porn film for you??

Personally…..TV blasting out in the background. Socks on and condoms Just ruins the fantasy"

I have never got why people record sexy videos when all you can hear in the background is Phil Mitchell telling someone if they want to go outside. Or Bradley Walsh.

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By *ainbows_can_be_metal_tooCouple
over a year ago

Darlington

Over the top comedy.

Burning angel, even though tons of the vids are fantastic some of the attempts at comedy are really cringy

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

When you type in 'Milf Dwarf Porn' and

'Blow White and the 7 Dwarves' comes on. You press play to see little people crawl all over a red hot milf. There is something deeply unsettling so you press pause and see there are only 6 dwarves.

Clearly not Happy.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

The worst is when they stand or have sex on a pool table. No, not the baize please!

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By *ake_or_deathMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"What spoils a good porn film for you??

Personally…..TV blasting out in the background. Socks on and condoms Just ruins the fantasy"

When it's just bashing away and the woman looks in pain rather than in pleasure.

I like the performers to look like they're enjoying themselves, to smile and laugh and, yes, talk to each other like human beings. Foreplay and actually looking like they're trying to give each other pleasure rather than just fucking.

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

During a gang bang scene they are keep showing the faces instead of the action.

Who cares?

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By *ave05Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford Essex

"When plumber shoots his load into a big titted housewife but still doesn't fix the leak under the sink , could be a worn isolation valve "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A poor cumshot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you type in 'Milf Dwarf Porn' and

'Blow White and the 7 Dwarves' comes on. You press play to see little people crawl all over a red hot milf. There is something deeply unsettling so you press pause and see there are only 6 dwarves.

Clearly not Happy."

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

The bow chica wow wow music, instantly find something else if that’s involved

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"The bow chica wow wow music, instantly find something else if that’s involved "

Hahaha described so perfectly. Then the 'wyow wyow wyow' from Shaft kicks right in.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"The bow chica wow wow music, instantly find something else if that’s involved

Hahaha described so perfectly. Then the 'wyow wyow wyow' from Shaft kicks right in."

Followed by an eyeroll and “Next”!

Also if any party involved sounds like a dogs squeaky toy

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