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"I once gave a guy a sparkler on bonfire night. He looked like a dick and tasted like an asshole too. "Was “sparkler” code for “special man hugs”? | |||
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"I once gave a guy a sparkler on bonfire night. He looked like a dick and tasted like an asshole too.
Was “sparkler” code for “special man hugs”? "If it was for me, it was for you too, and we'll never tell  | |||
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"I once gave a guy a sparkler on bonfire night. He looked like a dick and tasted like an asshole too.
Was “sparkler” code for “special man hugs”?
If it was for me, it was for you too, and we'll never tell "It was special sweetie. But next time put the sparkler in my hand ok? | |||
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"In keeping my word on another thread I dug up Guy Fawkes, to give him a sparkler… Glow: hola Guy Fucks Guy: Fawkes actually Glow: yeah sorry…fab y’know..anyhoo ..this is about you. They burn your effigy every year. Guy: bit harsh. Nice bonfire though Glow: (mumbles) Guy: what ARE you eating? Glow: hotdog. Looks like dick tastes likes asshole. Sparkler? " Do you think he’d be disappointed that the govt still hasn’t been blown up? | |||
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"In keeping my word on another thread I dug up Guy Fawkes, to give him a sparkler… Glow: hola Guy Fucks Guy: Fawkes actually Glow: yeah sorry…fab y’know..anyhoo ..this is about you. They burn your effigy every year. Guy: bit harsh. Nice bonfire though Glow: (mumbles) Guy: what ARE you eating? Glow: hotdog. Looks like dick tastes likes asshole. Sparkler? Do you think he’d be disappointed that the govt still hasn’t been blown up?" Glow: so…Gary.. Guy: it’s Guy. You’re such a prick. Glow: hmmm 400 years hadn’t mellowed you my man. So, how do you feel about the fact the government still hadn’t been blown. Up. I mean blown up. Guy: can I go now? | |||
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"In keeping my word on another thread I dug up Guy Fawkes, to give him a sparkler… Glow: hola Guy Fucks Guy: Fawkes actually Glow: yeah sorry…fab y’know..anyhoo ..this is about you. They burn your effigy every year. Guy: bit harsh. Nice bonfire though Glow: (mumbles) Guy: what ARE you eating? Glow: hotdog. Looks like dick tastes likes asshole. Sparkler? Do you think he’d be disappointed that the govt still hasn’t been blown up? Glow: so…Gary.. Guy: it’s Guy. You’re such a prick. Glow: hmmm 400 years hadn’t mellowed you my man. So, how do you feel about the fact the government still hadn’t been blown. Up. I mean blown up. Guy: can I go now? " He’s still salty then. I expected as much | |||
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"In keeping my word on another thread I dug up Guy Fawkes, to give him a sparkler… Glow: hola Guy Fucks Guy: Fawkes actually Glow: yeah sorry…fab y’know..anyhoo ..this is about you. They burn your effigy every year. Guy: bit harsh. Nice bonfire though Glow: (mumbles) Guy: what ARE you eating? Glow: hotdog. Looks like dick tastes likes asshole. Sparkler? Do you think he’d be disappointed that the govt still hasn’t been blown up? Glow: so…Gary.. Guy: it’s Guy. You’re such a prick. Glow: hmmm 400 years hadn’t mellowed you my man. So, how do you feel about the fact the government still hadn’t been blown. Up. I mean blown up. Guy: can I go now? He’s still salty then. I expected as much " But not crispy | |||
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"In keeping my word on another thread I dug up Guy Fawkes, to give him a sparkler… Glow: hola Guy Fucks Guy: Fawkes actually Glow: yeah sorry…fab y’know..anyhoo ..this is about you. They burn your effigy every year. Guy: bit harsh. Nice bonfire though Glow: (mumbles) Guy: what ARE you eating? Glow: hotdog. Looks like dick tastes likes asshole. Sparkler? Do you think he’d be disappointed that the govt still hasn’t been blown up? Glow: so…Gary.. Guy: it’s Guy. You’re such a prick. Glow: hmmm 400 years hadn’t mellowed you my man. So, how do you feel about the fact the government still hadn’t been blown. Up. I mean blown up. Guy: can I go now? He’s still salty then. I expected as much But not crispy " He would have been if he’d succeeded  | |||
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"In keeping my word on another thread I dug up Guy Fawkes, to give him a sparkler… Glow: hola Guy Fucks Guy: Fawkes actually Glow: yeah sorry…fab y’know..anyhoo ..this is about you. They burn your effigy every year. Guy: bit harsh. Nice bonfire though Glow: (mumbles) Guy: what ARE you eating? Glow: hotdog. Looks like dick tastes likes asshole. Sparkler? Do you think he’d be disappointed that the govt still hasn’t been blown up? Glow: so…Gary.. Guy: it’s Guy. You’re such a prick. Glow: hmmm 400 years hadn’t mellowed you my man. So, how do you feel about the fact the government still hadn’t been blown. Up. I mean blown up. Guy: can I go now? He’s still salty then. I expected as much But not crispy He would have been if he’d succeeded "Think that would’ve been confetti…
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"In keeping my word on another thread I dug up Guy Fawkes, to give him a sparkler… Glow: hola Guy Fucks Guy: Fawkes actually Glow: yeah sorry…fab y’know..anyhoo ..this is about you. They burn your effigy every year. Guy: bit harsh. Nice bonfire though Glow: (mumbles) Guy: what ARE you eating? Glow: hotdog. Looks like dick tastes likes asshole. Sparkler? Do you think he’d be disappointed that the govt still hasn’t been blown up? Glow: so…Gary.. Guy: it’s Guy. You’re such a prick. Glow: hmmm 400 years hadn’t mellowed you my man. So, how do you feel about the fact the government still hadn’t been blown. Up. I mean blown up. Guy: can I go now? He’s still salty then. I expected as much But not crispy " A bit flacid, huh? | |||
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"In keeping my word on another thread I dug up Guy Fawkes, to give him a sparkler… Glow: hola Guy Fucks Guy: Fawkes actually Glow: yeah sorry…fab y’know..anyhoo ..this is about you. They burn your effigy every year. Guy: bit harsh. Nice bonfire though Glow: (mumbles) Guy: what ARE you eating? Glow: hotdog. Looks like dick tastes likes asshole. Sparkler? Do you think he’d be disappointed that the govt still hasn’t been blown up? Glow: so…Gary.. Guy: it’s Guy. You’re such a prick. Glow: hmmm 400 years hadn’t mellowed you my man. So, how do you feel about the fact the government still hadn’t been blown. Up. I mean blown up. Guy: can I go now? He’s still salty then. I expected as much But not crispy " Can you ask him to have another go? Pretty please with bells on....  | |||
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"In keeping my word on another thread I dug up Guy Fawkes, to give him a sparkler… Glow: hola Guy Fucks Guy: Fawkes actually Glow: yeah sorry…fab y’know..anyhoo ..this is about you. They burn your effigy every year. Guy: bit harsh. Nice bonfire though Glow: (mumbles) Guy: what ARE you eating? Glow: hotdog. Looks like dick tastes likes asshole. Sparkler? Do you think he’d be disappointed that the govt still hasn’t been blown up? Glow: so…Gary.. Guy: it’s Guy. You’re such a prick. Glow: hmmm 400 years hadn’t mellowed you my man. So, how do you feel about the fact the government still hadn’t been blown. Up. I mean blown up. Guy: can I go now? He’s still salty then. I expected as much But not crispy Can you ask him to have another go? Pretty please with bells on.... "Glow: Guy Guy: you got my name right. Glow: lucky guess. I wrote it on my hand but now it says Guyyyyffgh. Guy: I ha- Glow: yes yes sweetie I need you to blow up parliament. I’ll give you ALL my Tesco club card points, a pile of 5% off No 7 vouchers and this rubbery thing I got from the middle aisle in Lidl. It’s got a usb socket but no idea what it is. Deal? Guy: you do it. Glow: no not give the place a makeover with nee cushions, not GLOW it up BLO- Guy: where’s my sparkler? | |||
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