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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Another twist on my ever boring threads haha ...

Simply post you are in and let another fabber explain what they would like to do on a first date with you ...

On this one you get 5 WORDS ONLY to describe what you'd like your first social with said forumite that has posted in this thread ..

Newbies come play please and let's get some connections made ...

Let's do this

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

In.

This could be interesting.....

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

In

Mrs TMN x

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

I'm in - Boo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In.

This could be interesting..... "

Push his wagon into cows

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Grumpy - Custard starter main and dessert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure

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By *ondgirl 1000Woman
over a year ago

crowthorne

Ok I’m in

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"In

Mrs TMN x"

Bukkake blowbang for us both

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By *orthernDeviantMan
over a year ago

bolton

I'm in

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"In.

This could be interesting..... "

Get potassium levels tested immediately

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Grumpy - Custard starter main and dessert "

If you serve it naked

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Oh I’m in. This is fun

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"In.

This could be interesting.....

Push his wagon into cows "

Paint her entire house pink.

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By *agebunWoman
over a year ago

Rugby

I'm in - will be entertaining while waiting for the glue to dry on my project

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"In.

This could be interesting.....

Get potassium levels tested immediately "

Dress as Madonna and spank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In.

This could be interesting.....

Push his wagon into cows

Paint her entire house pink."

Make him paint it naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I’m in. This is fun "

Organise next years birthday social

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another twist on my ever boring threads haha ...

Simply post you are in and let another fabber explain what they would like to do on a first date with you ...

On this one you get 5 WORDS ONLY to describe what you'd like your first social with said forumite that has posted in this thread ..

Newbies come play please and let's get some connections made ...

Let's do this "

Bum him up the bum

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

In for the hell, and because I can again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on, I’m in

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"In.

This could be interesting.....

Push his wagon into cows

Paint her entire house pink.

Make him paint it naked "

Sorry. Was that meant to put me off???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In for the hell, and because I can again"

Take her out for dinner

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Another twist on my ever boring threads haha ...

Simply post you are in and let another fabber explain what they would like to do on a first date with you ...

On this one you get 5 WORDS ONLY to describe what you'd like your first social with said forumite that has posted in this thread ..

Newbies come play please and let's get some connections made ...

Let's do this

Bum him up the bum "

What the actual fucking fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another twist on my ever boring threads haha ...

Simply post you are in and let another fabber explain what they would like to do on a first date with you ...

On this one you get 5 WORDS ONLY to describe what you'd like your first social with said forumite that has posted in this thread ..

Newbies come play please and let's get some connections made ...

Let's do this

Bum him up the bum

What the actual fucking fuck "

Don’t be a sore loser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In for the hell, and because I can again"

Let’s have lots of drinks

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"In for the hell, and because I can again

Take her out for dinner "

Yum!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m definitely in…

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Oh I’m in. This is fun

Organise next years birthday social "

At a pre social, social

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By *edtabCouple
over a year ago

Sexville Birmingham

I'm in

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

In for the distraction

MrsAbz

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm in... but my brain is a bit mushy today so I may not be genius...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"In for the hell, and because I can again

Let’s have lots of drinks "

Hope you can handle a 6ft2 d*unk in heels

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Count me in

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"I'm in - Boo "

But her lots of Malibu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in I think.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I'm in - Boo "

Motor boat her tits…. Again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In for the distraction

MrsAbz "

Buy her lots of peas

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I'm in I think."

Have cocktails and party time

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"In for the hell, and because I can again

Take her out for dinner "

A fluffy wasp-free picnic.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

I'm in!

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By *JtheTomMan
over a year ago

London

I'm in

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"I'm in... but my brain is a bit mushy today so I may not be genius..."

Watch movies in our pj's.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"In for the hell, and because I can again

Let’s have lots of drinks "

A pair of Rammstein tickets.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"I'm in - Boo

Motor boat her tits…. Again"

You never leave them alone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I’m definitely in…"

A time-warp dance marathon!

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I like the idea I’m in

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"I'm in I think."

A cuppa tea

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

I'm in.

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"In for the distraction

MrsAbz

Buy her lots of peas "

Brings baked camembert and wine to accompany peas

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like the idea I’m in "

Discover each others tattoos, closely.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"I'm in I think.

Have cocktails and party time "

Yep I’m in

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By *agebunWoman
over a year ago

Rugby


"I'm in - Boo "

Go for coffee and cake

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By *tudentForFunMan
over a year ago

Craigavon

In x

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"I'm in... but my brain is a bit mushy today so I may not be genius..."

Take you somewhere posh to enjoy a 5 star meal

MrsAbz

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I’m definitely in…

A time-warp dance marathon!"

Deal! With umpteen cock-tails

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"In.

This could be interesting.....

Get potassium levels tested immediately

Dress as Madonna and spank."

Oohh kinky!! In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in. "

Book shopping, cake, and PSL.

(Yes I’m classing PSL as one word ok!)

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I’m definitely in…

A time-warp dance marathon!

Deal! With umpteen cock-tails "

A cocktail between each dance

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"In for the distraction

MrsAbz "

Jager, tequila, carry her home

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I'm in... but my brain is a bit mushy today so I may not be genius...

Take you somewhere posh to enjoy a 5 star meal

MrsAbz "

That's 10 words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In

Mrs TMN x"

Twist her nipples (not hard)

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"I’m in"

Steal his pack of minstrels

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"In.

This could be interesting.....

Push his wagon into cows "

Watch the walking dead series

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"I'm in - Boo "

Fright night social

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

In

Fluffy C

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"In for the distraction

MrsAbz

Jager, tequila, carry her home"

Black candles, velvet chairs, absinthe.

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By *pstanding CitizenMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

In for a Sunday evening

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I'm in - Boo

Fright night social "

3 Words .. Disqualified

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Grumps

Give his head a wobble…

Because rules are made to be broken

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"In for the distraction

MrsAbz

Jager, tequila, carry her home"

Make it past midnight

MrsAbz

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"I'm in - Boo

Fright night social

3 Words .. Disqualified "

But I only needed 3

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

I am in .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am in ."

Watch a movie with him

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

[Removed by poster at 05/11/23 21:24:35]

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.


"I am in .

Watch a movie with him "

That sounds good to me and with some haribos too

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I am in ."

Meet in a Haribo negligé

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Grumps

Give his head a wobble…

Because rules are made to be broken "

Not on my threads woman

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"I am in ."

Watch Big Brother with him!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

In for a giggle

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

In....

Tinder x

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Grumps

Give his head a wobble…

Because rules are made to be broken

Not on my threads woman "

Absofuckinglutely they are…

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By *isqueRogueMan
over a year ago

London

I’m in

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Grumps

Give his head a wobble…

Because rules are made to be broken

Not on my threads woman

Absofuckinglutely they are… "

Sorry, my brain is sleepy. Counting to 5 is hard! I shall toddle my butt to bed.

MrsAbz

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Grumps

Give his head a wobble…

Because rules are made to be broken

Not on my threads woman

Absofuckinglutely they are… "

ffs

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I love this. Already snort laughed at some. Off to go read more!

J

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

In for sure xx

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"I'm in - Boo

Fright night social "

What you talking about ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How perfect....

Ready for my first social. Dm if interested, I'm in Chester but can drive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"In

Mrs TMN x"

Make and do a plan!

J

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Grumpy

Ears Falling Old Naps Custard

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Sure "

Drink rum in goth dresses.

J

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I love this. Already snort laughed at some. Off to go read more!

J"

Night at a karaoke bar.

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

In for a giggle or three..

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Grumpy

Ears Falling Old Naps Custard"

Nothing wrong with my ears

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By *agebunWoman
over a year ago

Rugby


"Another twist on my ever boring threads haha ...

Simply post you are in and let another fabber explain what they would like to do on a first date with you ...

On this one you get 5 WORDS ONLY to describe what you'd like your first social with said forumite that has posted in this thread ..

Newbies come play please and let's get some connections made ...

Let's do this "

Sprinkle glitter and run away

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Grumpy

Ears Falling Old Naps Custard

Nothing wrong with my ears "

Nothing stops them dancing away

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"In for a giggle or three.. "

Go shopping for frozen sausages!

J

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

I’ll play if anyone interested

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

I'll have anyone who fancies a boogie at Bongos Bingo Bonanza and a couple of shandies.

Might even stretch to a kebab

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I'll have anyone who fancies a boogie at Bongos Bingo Bonanza and a couple of shandies.

Might even stretch to a kebab"

In as an in thing!

J

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax


"In for a giggle or three..

Go shopping for frozen sausages!

J"

Lol...once was definitely enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds fun, I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll have anyone who fancies a boogie at Bongos Bingo Bonanza and a couple of shandies.

Might even stretch to a kebab"

Massive mixed naan special please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll have anyone who fancies a boogie at Bongos Bingo Bonanza and a couple of shandies.

Might even stretch to a kebab

In as an in thing!

J"

Drink laugh eat who knows

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.


"I am in .

Watch Big Brother with him! "

That sounds good to me and yes, watching the big brother is fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"I'll have anyone who fancies a boogie at Bongos Bingo Bonanza and a couple of shandies.

Might even stretch to a kebab

Massive mixed naan special please. "

Pinch his mixed nann special

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I'll have anyone who fancies a boogie at Bongos Bingo Bonanza and a couple of shandies.

Might even stretch to a kebab

Massive mixed naan special please.

Pinch his mixed nann special "

Chilli sauce and garlic mayo...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets do this

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Grumps

Give his head a wobble…

Because rules are made to be broken "

Littlebird

Sit her on the bar!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Grumps

Give his head a wobble…

Because rules are made to be broken

Not on my threads woman

Absofuckinglutely they are… "

Dancing with Bert and Ernie!

J

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"I'll have anyone who fancies a boogie at Bongos Bingo Bonanza and a couple of shandies.

Might even stretch to a kebab

In as an in thing!

J"

Let's go!

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"I'll have anyone who fancies a boogie at Bongos Bingo Bonanza and a couple of shandies.

Might even stretch to a kebab

Massive mixed naan special please.

Pinch his mixed nann special "

I shall get you an extra large kebab with chips, Daizy just leave the poor man's fingers intact

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"I'll have anyone who fancies a boogie at Bongos Bingo Bonanza and a couple of shandies.

Might even stretch to a kebab

Massive mixed naan special please.

Pinch his mixed nann special

Chilli sauce and garlic mayo..."

What meat do you want?? Lamb, chicken or mixed???

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I'll have anyone who fancies a boogie at Bongos Bingo Bonanza and a couple of shandies.

Might even stretch to a kebab

Massive mixed naan special please.

Pinch his mixed nann special

Chilli sauce and garlic mayo...

What meat do you want?? Lamb, chicken or mixed???"

Lamb, chicken and lady.....

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"I'll have anyone who fancies a boogie at Bongos Bingo Bonanza and a couple of shandies.

Might even stretch to a kebab

Massive mixed naan special please.

Pinch his mixed nann special

I shall get you an extra large kebab with chips, Daizy just leave the poor man's fingers intact "

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"I'll have anyone who fancies a boogie at Bongos Bingo Bonanza and a couple of shandies.

Might even stretch to a kebab

Massive mixed naan special please.

Pinch his mixed nann special

Chilli sauce and garlic mayo...

What meat do you want?? Lamb, chicken or mixed???

Lamb, chicken and lady..... "

Eh??? Hecky heck! let me finish me shandy at least! I'll need another kebab at this rate!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I'll have anyone who fancies a boogie at Bongos Bingo Bonanza and a couple of shandies.

Might even stretch to a kebab

Massive mixed naan special please.

Pinch his mixed nann special

Chilli sauce and garlic mayo...

What meat do you want?? Lamb, chicken or mixed???

Lamb, chicken and lady.....

Eh??? Hecky heck! let me finish me shandy at least! I'll need another kebab at this rate! "

A sign of a good orgasm is a woman dropping her kebab.

*allegedly

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"I'll have anyone who fancies a boogie at Bongos Bingo Bonanza and a couple of shandies.

Might even stretch to a kebab

Massive mixed naan special please.

Pinch his mixed nann special

Chilli sauce and garlic mayo...

What meat do you want?? Lamb, chicken or mixed???

Lamb, chicken and lady.....

Eh??? Hecky heck! let me finish me shandy at least! I'll need another kebab at this rate!

A sign of a good orgasm is a woman dropping her kebab.

*allegedly "

Oh behave!! (See what I did there) You'll have me sweating like a Nun in a cucumber field with that smooth talk Mr

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I'll have anyone who fancies a boogie at Bongos Bingo Bonanza and a couple of shandies.

Might even stretch to a kebab

Massive mixed naan special please.

Pinch his mixed nann special

Chilli sauce and garlic mayo...

What meat do you want?? Lamb, chicken or mixed???

Lamb, chicken and lady.....

Eh??? Hecky heck! let me finish me shandy at least! I'll need another kebab at this rate!

A sign of a good orgasm is a woman dropping her kebab.

*allegedly

Oh behave!! (See what I did there) You'll have me sweating like a Nun in a cucumber field with that smooth talk Mr "

Uncanny!

There's a thread on cucumbers in this very lounge at the mo....

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"I'll have anyone who fancies a boogie at Bongos Bingo Bonanza and a couple of shandies.

Might even stretch to a kebab

Massive mixed naan special please.

Pinch his mixed nann special

Chilli sauce and garlic mayo...

What meat do you want?? Lamb, chicken or mixed???

Lamb, chicken and lady.....

Eh??? Hecky heck! let me finish me shandy at least! I'll need another kebab at this rate!

A sign of a good orgasm is a woman dropping her kebab.

*allegedly

Oh behave!! (See what I did there) You'll have me sweating like a Nun in a cucumber field with that smooth talk Mr

Uncanny!

There's a thread on cucumbers in this very lounge at the mo.... "

I saw that! I asked if the cucumber was a vegetable or a fruit. That membersome sneaky multi purpose wannabe sex toy...It has many guises it seems

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I'll have anyone who fancies a boogie at Bongos Bingo Bonanza and a couple of shandies.

Might even stretch to a kebab

Massive mixed naan special please.

Pinch his mixed nann special

Chilli sauce and garlic mayo...

What meat do you want?? Lamb, chicken or mixed???

Lamb, chicken and lady.....

Eh??? Hecky heck! let me finish me shandy at least! I'll need another kebab at this rate!

A sign of a good orgasm is a woman dropping her kebab.

*allegedly

Oh behave!! (See what I did there) You'll have me sweating like a Nun in a cucumber field with that smooth talk Mr

Uncanny!

There's a thread on cucumbers in this very lounge at the mo....

I saw that! I asked if the cucumber was a vegetable or a fruit. That membersome sneaky multi purpose wannabe sex toy...It has many guises it seems "

Botanically they're a fruit.

In culinary terms they're a vegetable.

I don't think it affects their status as dildos either way though......

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH


"I'm in - Boo "

Snog suck squeeze bang blow

In BTW

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Count us in x

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

In.. wide awake..

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By *ady IncognitoWoman
over a year ago

.

In!

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Count us in x "
slowly unzip that pvc dress.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In xx

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"I'm in - Boo

Snog suck squeeze bang blow

In BTW"

Show me his big truck!

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By *actcjcCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

In x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In x"

Sit in an arm chair and watch them have sex and pleasure each other to start...

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

But late but count us in.

Mrs

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"I'm in.

Book shopping, cake, and PSL.

(Yes I’m classing PSL as one word ok!) "

Oh this sounds perfect!

Treat yo'self day, snuggles, laughter.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

In...

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By *ainbows_can_be_metal_tooCouple
over a year ago

Darlington

We are in

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Oh go on, I’m in "

Go for cocktails and dancing

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

In if not too late

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

In - I need a laugh on this fine Monday morning…

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"I love this. Already snort laughed at some. Off to go read more!

J"

Talk planners in the jacuzzi

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"In - I need a laugh on this fine Monday morning…"

Dinner , drinks , flirting and more

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By *uru.maddyMan
over a year ago

Barnstaple

I’m in please

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"I’m in please"

Anything you like !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi....I'm in please....This sounds like a fun game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In..."

You, me, Metallica gig, drinks?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"In - I need a laugh on this fine Monday morning…"

How about a beautiful romantic McDonald's followed by a sneaky snog around the back.

Mrs

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

In.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"In...

You, me, Metallica gig, drinks? "

Hell yeah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn’t mind a Monday date. I’m in

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Wouldn’t mind a Monday date. I’m in"

Go get some more tattoos

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"In - I need a laugh on this fine Monday morning…

How about a beautiful romantic McDonald's followed by a sneaky snog around the back.

Mrs "

Sold. Can we have McFlurries?

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley


"I’m definitely in…"

Littlebird

Cinema, snogging, sneaky fingering

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley


"I'm in!"

Daizy

Nice walk, afternoon tea, cuddles

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley


"Oh I’m in. This is fun "

Misty Peaks

Whitby goth festival, double room

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley


"In - I need a laugh on this fine Monday morning…

How about a beautiful romantic McDonald's followed by a sneaky snog around the back.

Mrs "

Knights

Brewery taps, pints and bar snacks

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By *uru.maddyMan
over a year ago

Barnstaple

[Removed by poster at 06/11/23 09:18:11]

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By *uru.maddyMan
over a year ago

Barnstaple


"In - I need a laugh on this fine Monday morning…

How about a beautiful romantic McDonald's followed by a sneaky snog around the back.

Mrs

Knights

Brewery taps, pints and bar snacks "

Jesus Stanley, you are going to be skint after all these dates. Leave some for the rest of us lol

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

In

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In

"

Drinks cake kiss more drinks

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Let’s go

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Okie dokie where we going?

Em x

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Killarney, because it’s a long way to Tip

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"In

"

Afternoon tea. Classy, classical, chilled.

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

In

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"I'm in!"

Day old cold pizza, yes?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Still in lol though looks like I'm gathering dust on the shel

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By *arla SwingerWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

In

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By *miler007Man
over a year ago

Sandbach

In Lets have a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chat, flirt, kiss, naked, slow sex

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