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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

Good evening everyone and welcome to the Saturday self service nocturnal edition...

There are no nocturnal hosts tonight but do still stop by and say hello to each other and tell us what you've been up to this evening....

Newbies and lurkers are very welcome...

My AI robot will be keeping an eye on things....

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Evening all. How is everyone?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

Sorry about the typo in the thread title!...

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I am not a robot.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Evening all xxx

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

Evening all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Self service?!

Wait until all the oldies come along and refuse to use it.

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

"Evening all xxx"

Evening my wicked lady, love the new avatar.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Evening Ash ...

I'm very Grumpy and actually Angry with our team today

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I am not a robot."

Ash's AI Robot says Greetings human...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Evening all xxx"

Ash's AI robot hopes you're having a wonderful birthday...

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I am not a robot.

Ash's AI Robot says Greetings human...

That’s definitely not Ash…

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Self service?!

Wait until all the oldies come along and refuse to use it.

Ash's AI robot says his owners elderly mother refuses to use self service tills in supermarkets...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening all xx and I believe there are certain special wishes due to miss Misty?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Evening Ash ...

I'm very Grumpy and actually Angry with our team today

Ash's AI robot knows nothing about football.....

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By *ohntall123Man
over a year ago

Biggleswade

"Good evening everyone and welcome to the Saturday self service nocturnal edition...

There are no nocturnal hosts tonight but do still stop by and say hello to each other and tell us what you've been up to this evening....

Newbies and lurkers are very welcome...

My AI robot will be keeping an eye on things....

Evening all very chilled evening, red wine , Beatles on bbc 2,

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Evening Ash-bot!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Unexpected item in the bagging area!

Yes it's me.

Hello Nocturnal Friends.

Hello Ash.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Evening Ash-bot!

Jx"

Ash bot says good evening Julie...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Unexpected item in the bagging area!

Yes it's me.

Hello Nocturnal Friends.

Hello Ash.

Ash bot says hello Sprocket...

Do you need any help removing unexpected item in bagging area?...

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Evening Ash and all the nocturnals.

MrAbz is dosing (my fault, he says, cos I tired him out earlier) and am finishing my wine before dragging his butt to bed.

Good days been had?

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see 4 pictures of bridges

Is that the right answer?

Hey everyone

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By *uchasGMan
over a year ago

Northwest

Hello, I think I'll help myself to a hot chocolate if that's OK...maybe a brandy slipped in for extra oomph

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Evening all xxx

Evening my wicked lady, love the new avatar. "

Thank you. I know I still owe you one xx

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Hello, I think I'll help myself to a hot chocolate if that's OK...maybe a brandy slipped in for extra oomph

Ooooh brandy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all, hope all is well with you

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Good evening all xx and I believe there are certain special wishes due to miss Misty?"

Hmmm

Have you fulfilled me yet?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

Ash bot is going for a cigarette....I mean out on patrol...

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Self service?!

Wait until all the oldies come along and refuse to use it.

I am now an oldie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Self service?!

Wait until all the oldies come along and refuse to use it.

I am now an oldie

Whaaaaatttt!!!! an oldie?

I'm extinct then! lol

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Evening all, hope everybody’s having fun self-serving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Ash, and our AI overlords.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Evening all, hope everybody’s having fun self-serving

Ash bot says good evening and asks how often do you self serve?....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Evening Ash, and our AI overlords."

Ash bot says good evening EsArKay...

Ash bots favourite movie is The Terminator...what's your favourite?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ash does your bot feel good tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi oi saveloy!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Ash does your bot feel good tonight?

Greetings super shy...

Ash bot says he might need a rub at midnight...I mean rebooting...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What will AI sex look and feel like?…id have sex with a bot as long as the Bot had a Tom

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Unexpected item in the bagging area!

Yes it's me.

Hello Nocturnal Friends.

Hello Ash.

Ash bot says hello Sprocket...

Do you need any help removing unexpected item in bagging area?..."

I think a touch of the unexpected adds to the fun tbh.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Oi oi saveloy! "

Ash bot has never heard of this before...is it a common earth Greeting?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening all xx and I believe there are certain special wishes due to miss Misty?

Hmmm

Have you fulfilled me yet?"

If only I could Misty alas I am too old

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"What will AI sex look and feel like?…id have sex with a bot as long as the Bot had a Tom

Greetings Darren...

Ash bot says he could hook you up with a female bot from his home planet but it might take her several million years to travel here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi oi saveloy!

Ash bot has never heard of this before...is it a common earth Greeting?...."

I haven't heard that for years. Not a common phrase in Wales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi oi saveloy!

Ash bot has never heard of this before...is it a common earth Greeting?...."

I have no idea Ash Bot, it’s what I learnt on my travels from the Gamma Quadrant of sector 7

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Unexpected item in the bagging area!

Yes it's me.

Hello Nocturnal Friends.

Hello Ash.

Ash bot says hello Sprocket...

Do you need any help removing unexpected item in bagging area?...

I think a touch of the unexpected adds to the fun tbh.

Ash bot likes unexpected things to happen except when he's asked to go shopping....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Oi oi saveloy!

Ash bot has never heard of this before...is it a common earth Greeting?....

I haven't heard that for years. Not a common phrase in Wales "

Ash bot would like to know what is a common greeting in Wales and if the female humans there are very friendly?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all, on the white wine here, but about to walk the hound.

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By *uchasGMan
over a year ago

Northwest

"Hello, I think I'll help myself to a hot chocolate if that's OK...maybe a brandy slipped in for extra oomph

Ooooh brandy x"

What's this about a birthday? Party?? Where's my invite

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Oi oi saveloy!

Ash bot has never heard of this before...is it a common earth Greeting?....

I have no idea Ash Bot, it’s what I learnt on my travels from the Gamma Quadrant of sector 7 "

Ash bot went there once but got deported as he didn't have the right visa...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Evening all, on the white wine here, but about to walk the hound."

Greetings hkphooey...

Ash bot would like to know is it normal to walk hounds after drinking white wine?....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

Ash bot is now leaving again to give the cat her dinner....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening all, on the white wine here, but about to walk the hound.

Greetings hkphooey...

Ash bot would like to know is it normal to walk hounds after drinking white wine?...."
i dont think its normal, but i had fallen asleep on the sofa and woke holding the glass with the dog asleep on the sofa next to me. Thought it best to give him a walk before heading to bed.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Evening all, on the white wine here, but about to walk the hound.

Greetings hkphooey...

Ash bot would like to know is it normal to walk hounds after drinking white wine?.... i dont think its normal, but i had fallen asleep on the sofa and woke holding the glass with the dog asleep on the sofa next to me. Thought it best to give him a walk before heading to bed."

Thanks for the explanation...

Ash bot would like to know what is your favourite wine?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening all, on the white wine here, but about to walk the hound.

Greetings hkphooey...

Thanks for the explanation...

Ash bot would like to know what is your favourite wine?..."

Mouton Cadet Blanc Bordeaux - Baron Philippe de Rothschild

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will bid you all goodnight as I'm keeping a close eye on pooch and its nearly medicine time.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Evening all, on the white wine here, but about to walk the hound.

Greetings hkphooey...

Thanks for the explanation...

Ash bot would like to know what is your favourite wine?...

Mouton Cadet Blanc Bordeaux - Baron Philippe de Rothschild"

Ash bot says it sounds like a very good French wine....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I will bid you all goodnight as I'm keeping a close eye on pooch and its nearly medicine time.

Ash bot hopes your pooch is feeling better and bids you both good night....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

Ash bot say we're now in the midnight hour....

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"I will bid you all goodnight as I'm keeping a close eye on pooch and its nearly medicine time.

Just glad pooch is home xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will bid you all goodnight as I'm keeping a close eye on pooch and its nearly medicine time.

Just glad pooch is home xx"

What was wrong with pooch - and happy birthday.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"I will bid you all goodnight as I'm keeping a close eye on pooch and its nearly medicine time.

Just glad pooch is home xx

What was wrong with pooch - and happy birthday."

Not my pooch - McFlirty had to take his pooch to the vet.

I love the pooches.

And thank you x

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Unexpected item in the bagging area!

Yes it's me.

Hello Nocturnal Friends.

Hello Ash.

Ash bot says hello Sprocket...

Do you need any help removing unexpected item in bagging area?...

I think a touch of the unexpected adds to the fun tbh.

Ash bot likes unexpected things to happen except when he's asked to go shopping....

Fear not Ash-bot. I shop alone.

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