FabSwingers.com forum: Name one specific thing

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

That you got into trouble at school for

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Talking.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Blowing raspberries at the dinner ladies

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Putting my dick in the mashed potato.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never being there

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Daydreaming

Em x

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"That you got into trouble at school for "

Breaking into a secret underground military base. True story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never got into trouble

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Putting red food dye in the hot water cisterns for the showers (it was a literal blood bath) and replacing water with piss in a fire extinguisher and then using it on a rival rugby team

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"Never got into trouble

I don’t believe you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Despite the fact I was a withdrawn quiet child I got chucked of my home economics GCSE.

Mainly because my friend would never have ingredients and we'd have to cook mine together and dicked about, she also ate my food too. We both got chucked off.

I think it's the only thing I actually got away with as a kid as my mum said the teacher was crap anyway. I think that actually scared me more, that I didn't get in trouble at home. It was bloody weird and I didn't know what to make of it.

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By *ortney CocksWoman
over a year ago

Mitching

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Putting my dick in the mashed potato."

... If I knew it was going to be that kind of party!

To answer the question, cutting my hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never got into trouble

I don’t believe you"

I can't think why. My brother did all the naughty stuff. I had to set a good example to the others.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Mitching "

Is that skiving not heard your terminology

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Hospitalising the school bully.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was a good girl at school

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

OMG... where do I start?

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Nursery, putting a worm down a girls back whilst sitting on the floor whilst the teacher was reading out a story from a book

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Parking on the lawn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mocking the teacher behind their back only for them to turn around at the perfect time and catch me

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

I was very well behaved so no getting in trouble for me.

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

I think the most interesting one was losing half the cross country team in a manner that they ended up running to the next village.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stealing uniform from lost property, dressing a dummy and throwing it out a fifth floor window. I believe a teacher fainted

To be fair that was pretty mild for the school I went to.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Stealing uniform from lost property, dressing a dummy and throwing it out a fifth floor window. I believe a teacher fainted

To be fair that was pretty mild for the school I went to. "

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

Flirting

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

behind the rabbit hutches with girls ever dinner time

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By *acktopervMan
over a year ago

Stourport-On-Severn

"I think the most interesting one was losing half the cross country team in a manner that they ended up running to the next village."

Although not the same, but related to cross country. Two of us popped into a pub on a cross country run and our TD teacher was in there. We bought him a pint and to our shock, he bought each of us a pint as well. It was never mentioned in class, but it did happen several times after that event.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Being late because I forgot my lunch

Teacher - why are you so late?

Me - I forgot my lunch box so I had to go back

Teacher - you have school dinners

Me - yeah I know. I got all the way home before I remembered

Teacher - it’s 1:45

Me - I stopped for lunch

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

Selling pornographic pictures from my locker in year 8/9 got suspended but I did make about 55 pounds so was a good earner

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Talking

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By *ohntall123Man
over a year ago

Biggleswade

Lighting the Bunsen burner while the teacher was holding on to it

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Showing my knickers to the boys in the playground.

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By *ohntall123Man
over a year ago

Biggleswade

"Showing my knickers to the boys in the playground."

Hahaha

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By *ohntall123Man
over a year ago

Biggleswade

"Selling pornographic pictures from my locker in year 8/9 got suspended but I did make about 55 pounds so was a good earner "

Every cloud

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Attached a Bunsen burner to a water tap seriously good water pistol.

Then squirted the teacher in the face with it.

She didn't see the funny side.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

My mum being a teacher there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mum being a teacher there "

The list is endless…

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Mixing 2 chemicals that weren't compatible which kind of spurted up and out of a test tube.

Making duck noises in a different science class when Mr Drake turned around.

Chucking a pigs heart onto the ceiling in biology.

We all loved the science department!

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Chorley, Eng

I punched a dinner lady.

It was an accident. I was trying to punch the wee bully I was in a fight (my one and only) with and the dinner lady tried to seperate us. I was mortified.

All because in the dinner queue K said D had slept with G and I told her not to gossip and K ran off crying and told L who decided she would batter me for making K cry.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"I punched a dinner lady.

It was an accident. I was trying to punch the wee bully I was in a fight (my one and only) with and the dinner lady tried to seperate us. I was mortified.

All because in the dinner queue K said D had slept with G and I told her not to gossip and K ran off crying and told L who decided she would batter me for making K cry."

You should have made K fight number two.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Mainly not wearing the correct uniform and staring at the boys playing football rather than paying attention in class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many things

The best one was probably the time I dropped a bowl (by accident may I add) in home economics and my punishment was being scudded in the face with a wet cloth

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I got a lunchtime detention for getting too wet walking to school in the rain. She said it looked like I made no effort to stay dry.

Got him after school and told my mum. Immediately grounded for not wearing a coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Putting my dick in the mashed potato."

. Not hot I hope.

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By *ohntall123Man
over a year ago

Biggleswade

"I got a lunchtime detention for getting too wet walking to school in the rain. She said it looked like I made no effort to stay dry.

Got him after school and told my mum. Immediately grounded for not wearing a coat

Grounded not heard that in a while

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By *asha86Couple
over a year ago

walsall

Twanging a ruler on the edge of my desk

lol xT

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By *JandCMCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

Smashing a window with a hard snowball

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By *use and wolfCouple
over a year ago

angus

"Talking."

Ditto and not paying attention, but ADHD wasn't a thing back then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not turning up… or just heading home when I wasn’t interested

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I was an angel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t just do one sorry

Wearing earrings

Talking

Eating sweets

Listening to music

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

I was pretty good at school, but i was friends with some trouble makers so ocassionally got caught up in that. Thankfully I had pulled a sickie the day they got caught smoking and were suspended!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being me! My needlework teacher took a dislike to me and I spent most of a year's worth of classes in the cupboard tidying it.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Talking and back chatting

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By *allkinkynerdMan
over a year ago

Consett

Throwing scrunched up paper at a teacher to impress a girl.

Worth it.

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

Losing my virginity to the teacher,my dad was happy and got me a bike,I said thanks dad but I cant ride it as my ass is still sore

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"That you got into trouble at school for "

Smoking..and I never smoked... Its so unfair sir.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Smoking. Soooo many times. Also talking too much, always talking too much

. Haven’t changed.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"That you got into trouble at school for

Smoking..and I never smoked... Its so unfair sir. "

Yep! I was always just holding it for my mate. Soooo unfair

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Twanging a ruler on the edge of my desk

lol xT"

I'd forgotten that one. Happy days!

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By *ammymacMan
over a year ago

darlington

Forgetting PE kit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breaking a boys leg (it wasn't me - a case of mistaken identity)

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Forgetting PE kit"

In my day if you did that you had to do it in your knickers and vest! Imagine that now!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Showing my knickers to the boys in the playground."

Still doing it I see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I told a teacher to fuck off …

I wasn’t proud tbh but I got legend status for a while ..oh and a week’s detention…..

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

Turning the gas taps on in science lesson.

Then denying I'd touched them

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By *ie n MashCouple
over a year ago

Back in Malice

Rnunning a library of pornographic magazines that we hired out to other students. We charged 10p a night (back in 1979) and ploughed all the profits back into buying more stock. As I went to an all-boys school, we were making a lot of money.

I got suspended. I argued that we deserved an enterprise allowance for showing initiative.

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Along with the whole class. Bollicked and then walloped, with a slipper, for walking into the sports hall without removing shoes.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Smoking

Mrs

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By *ie n MashCouple
over a year ago

Back in Malice

[Removed by poster at 05/11/23 09:27:52]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Locking the deputy head in his office when he left keys in door he was a total bell end a 3 day suspension and on report and made to sit with him for lessons for a week was torture

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

*snickers*

I have ADHD. When I was in school it had not been diagnosed. Chaos ensued.

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By *ie n MashCouple
over a year ago

Back in Malice

"Stealing uniform from lost property, dressing a dummy and throwing it out a fifth floor window. I believe a teacher fainted

To be fair that was pretty mild for the school I went to. "

Oh, this is brilliant! I doff my cap, Sir/Madam.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Rnunning a library of pornographic magazines that we hired out to other students. We charged 10p a night (back in 1979) and ploughed all the profits back into buying more stock. As I went to an all-boys school, we were making a lot of money.

I got suspended. I argued that we deserved an enterprise allowance for showing initiative."

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Stealing uniform from lost property, dressing a dummy and throwing it out a fifth floor window. I believe a teacher fainted

To be fair that was pretty mild for the school I went to.

Oh, this is brilliant! I doff my cap, Sir/Madam."

Seconded.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saying "Good Morning Sir".

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Smoking

Swearing

Bunking off into town

Probably the thing I got in most trouble for was heating a pair of test tube holders in a Bunsen burner and then clipping them to a boys earlobe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bunking off! And talking with my bestest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bunking off! And talking with my bestest

"
teachers loathed that I was still in all the best sets but was hardly there in 5th year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bunking off! And talking with my bestest

teachers loathed that I was still in all the best sets but was hardly there in 5th year

I finished school

With good grades and hardly went in my last year.

I didn’t want to go to university, I knew what I wanted to do when I left school and trained and ran and spent days away from school exploring and climbing….

Also occasionally working in my local garage to earn extra weekend money.

I knew I was going in the army as soon as possible

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Laughing at someone elses joke in class.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"That you got into trouble at school for "

Got in trouble for being part of an “egg and flour “ attack on the neighbouring girls school on the last day of 5th form

Apparently the plan was so efficient and effective it had “my fingerprints all over it!”

No one could place me at the scene of the incident … I just said “was I at HQ or something???

And that is what I like to call “plausible deniability!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never got into trouble at school

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

I did actually once get called in to the heads office because a year 8 had dobbed me and my gf in for 'heavy petting' by the tennis courts. Fuckin snitch

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Finedon ,

Truancy.

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

I got caught climbing over the partition dividing the boys and girls toilets by the caretaker, he wouldn't take a bribe and grassed me up

I was 8 years old and learnt a lesson to not get caught

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kissing the boys

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I never got into trouble at school

Same. Yay us for being so dull.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Having ideas and vocalising them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never got into trouble at school

Same. Yay us for being so dull.

Honestly, some of these people didn't have old school Indian Dads and it shows

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Saying I’d wet myself when I hadn’t

That was an awkward conversation.

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington

More than I can remember the absolutely last thing I should have got in trouble for and they were pretty pissed about was drawing a lewd photo with accompanying words none of which I’ll repeat here as was young and stupid of a science teacher I hated and stuck it to his door, they made the mistake of pulling my mates in first to ask if I did and told one of them we’ve had his mock exams and compared the writing and he told me and by then there was just a few weeks left till the GCSEs so I just never went back to school till first exam and Nowt was done

Looking back now having learned far more ways to be annoying since being an adult I wish I knew back then so could be even more of a little twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was really late to school because I was trying to get a peacock back in the garden before it got run over on a busy road.

It was before mobile phones so couldn't call anyone. I managed in the end, but I was very late for school and they didn't believe me.

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By *icknmix500Man
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

Expelled from nursery school

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Expelled from nursery school

For hogging the wooden bricks?

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I put crocodile clips on a classmates ears during science 1 day. I was a wee shit at times

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Talking, got told I had a bad case of verbal diarrhoea, and looking out of windows daydreaming instead of listening in class.

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By *ammymacMan
over a year ago

darlington

"Forgetting PE kit

In my day if you did that you had to do it in your knickers and vest! Imagine that now!

And the boys in underpants and vest.

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By *dmundwilsonMan
over a year ago

Llandudno

Existing

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By *dmundwilsonMan
over a year ago

Llandudno

Clouds are beautiful, the lessons pointless and boring. Go0d call!

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By *oopy Lou 666Woman
over a year ago

Heaven.....………. I came down from Heaven

Fighting

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Nothing... I've a quick mind and a smart mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got suspended. I argued that we deserved an enterprise allowance for showing initiative."

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By *eekySweetheartWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Breaking the uniform rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god, the list is endless

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Skiving 16 Mondays in a row to get out of R.E . And I'd do it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hitting the pe teacher in his goolies with a discus .

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By *enis ColadaMan
over a year ago

Totnes

My last year at school,racing my DT50 around the school grounds,trying to show off,in hindsight I was probably the biggest prick at school that day

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By *oursweetCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Legging it out of school whilst being chased by the deputy head

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