FabSwingers.com forum: Keeping ones balls smooth

By *ife Ninja OP Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Guys, I have generally kept my downstairs trimmed, otherwise it looks like an amazon rainforest. I have tried shaving diligently before, and got fed up of nicking my sack.

Tried nair cream, sensitive this week. Result. Now though my skin is dry. Anyone know of a product that is better/less drying for a spot of gardening?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Magic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get some post wax oil and slather those bad boys

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By *ife Ninja OP Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Magic"

Is this Debbie Mcghee or Paul Daniels

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By *ife Ninja OP Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Get some post wax oil and slather those bad boys "

Oh. Will look into that. Ta!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Magic

Is this Debbie Mcghee or Paul Daniels

It's a hair removal powder, Amazon.

Keeps your balls super soft....so I've heard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get some post wax oil and slather those bad boys

Oh. Will look into that. Ta!

It’s ever so good, keeps you moist for days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Climb inside a baking tray and let me baste you like a turkey.

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By *ife Ninja OP Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Magic

Is this Debbie Mcghee or Paul Daniels

It's a hair removal powder, Amazon.

Keeps your balls super soft....so I've heard. "

OK, I'll look

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By *ife Ninja OP Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Get some post wax oil and slather those bad boys

Oh. Will look into that. Ta!

It’s ever so good, keeps you moist for days!"

Roger that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Climb inside a baking tray and let me baste you like a turkey."

Well that’s a mouthful of tea I’ll never get back

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

You could pick up a laser-hair removal system. It's one of those gun-type things which fires a high burst of light to get to the root. It's not a permanent solution, but increasing the use of it makes shaving less frequent through slowing the rate of hair growth.

The wife uses it, and is a decent option. You can pick one up for about £60, if you're really that intent on keeping the love-blobs bald.

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By *ife Ninja OP Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Climb inside a baking tray and let me baste you like a turkey."

Sounds like some hot tubs I've been in

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

"Climb inside a baking tray and let me baste you like a turkey."
,,, oh eck,,

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Blow torch

Hope that helps

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By *ife Ninja OP Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"You could pick up a laser-hair removal system. It's one of those gun-type things which fires a high burst of light to get to the root. It's not a permanent solution, but increasing the use of it makes shaving less frequent through slowing the rate of hair growth.

The wife uses it, and is a decent option. You can pick one up for about £60, if you're really that intent on keeping the love-blobs bald."

OK. Interesting idea

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By *ros40Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Be brave and use a Gillette razor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a cutthroat razor.

Your balls wont be smoother, but the sense of peril is immense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually use a hair remover to start and then post removal use a combo of seudo cream (correct for spelling)

And a moisturiser cream called cavilon.

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By *ife Ninja OP Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Use a cutthroat razor.

Your balls wont be smoother, but the sense of peril is immense.

Not sure that kink is for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use a cutthroat razor.

Your balls wont be smoother, but the sense of peril is immense.

That’s up there with other things that make me shudder

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By *ife Ninja OP Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I actually use a hair remover to start and then post removal use a combo of seudo cream (correct for spelling)

And a moisturiser cream called cavilon."

Sudocrem? I've got that for the kids. Never thought of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wife uses it, and is a decent option. You can pick one up for about £60, if you're really that intent on keeping the love-blobs bald."

I might look into this.

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By *ife Ninja OP Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Use a cutthroat razor.

Your balls wont be smoother, but the sense of peril is immense.

That’s up there with other things that make me shudder

Just don't shudder with razor in hand

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon

I read that as keeping one ball shaved...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use Veet for men and it came with this moisturiser to use after showering to stop it going dry. Maybe give that a go OP?

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By *ife Ninja OP Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I read that as keeping one ball shaved...

Fred gets shaved one week, Ernie the next

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By *ife Ninja OP Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I use Veet for men and it came with this moisturiser to use after showering to stop it going dry. Maybe give that a go OP?"

It did. Didn't seem to help to be honest

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Shower, lube that shit up, and gentle razor all over a few times!

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By *rust a TradieMan
over a year ago

Staffs / Nationwide

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By *rust a TradieMan
over a year ago

Staffs / Nationwide

Old faithful gets a spruce up and shine once a week. I use L’Oréal Barber Company beard and skin oil afterwards… smooth as silk and smells good enough to eat

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By *immy PMan
over a year ago

nottingham via worksop

"Climb inside a baking tray and let me baste you like a turkey."

my type of gal.. 200 degrees and i'm in...

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By *eyondhornyMan
over a year ago

Abercynon-ish

There is a specialist range called Manscaped, they do toning moisteriser and all sorts.

My routine is never use an old razor, use shaving foam, go slow and I use Bulldog Moisteriser after. Haven't had a nick or cut since.

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By *ife Ninja OP Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Great ideas folks. Perusing the Web

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Shower, lube that shit up, and gentle razor all over a few times!"

I’m agreeing with Brucey far too often these days, but this is exactly what I was going to say. A quick razoring in the shower always works for me.

And if you feel fancy, just a bit of moisturiser afterwards.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I’m happy to come and wax them if you like.

I’ve never done it before, but it seems like it could be fun

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By *ack 500Man
over a year ago

stafford

Ain’t no razor

Going near my balls !!!!!!!!

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By *ife Ninja OP Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I’m happy to come and wax them if you like.

I’ve never done it before, but it seems like it could be fun

Pleasure and pain

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By *acksmith22Man
over a year ago

cannock

Love keeping mine nice smooth

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Ask a woman to do it and moisturise them loads

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Good quality sensitive shave gel and a good quality razor.. Nicks come from cheap or blunt razors.

Shave once a week or more if before a meet.

Moisturiser is key to stop any regrowth issues.

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By *akedMMan
over a year ago

Witney

I just shave my cock and balls when i am in the bath

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