FabSwingers.com forum: Things not to say while your shagging

By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im not being rude but can you hurry up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is it in yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i really like your wall paper where did you get it from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im not being rude but can you hurry up

LOL shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's that in the photo's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is my bell end making your genital warts bleed.................

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Be quiet folks will think someone is being murdered

Yes Zoe you should blush lol

Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blooming nora someone took too long..lol

Must be a first!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i really should cut my nails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well hello sleepy head, the rohypnol must have worn off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im not being rude but can you hurry up

i dont think it was rude at all anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont worry about the crabs, sprinkle some glitter on them and they become quite festive.....

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Im not being rude but can you hurry up

i dont think it was rude at all anyway

I told everyone, ive never laughed so much in my life how the hell i kept a straigt face i dont know

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Hi we are Zoe & Steve lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's your mum is she still swinging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hi mum, hi dad" lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

these chips are cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bugger!!! can we hurry this up? I've just remembered I've got a clinic appointment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats that smell?

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Wheres the remote? theres a better programme on the other side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're not as good as your sister are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you mind if I smoke

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By *imnher2Woman
over a year ago

watford

is it in yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No honestly... I can do this part better by myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see now why she dumped you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever thought about getting your bum waxed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

still here?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

zzzzzzzzzzz

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Bloody hell are you really dressed as a tree

Sorry could not resist it

Steve

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Bloody hell are you really dressed as a tree

Sorry could not resist it

Steve

And you said I was in trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you should see the shoes i brought

then i saw a top..

and then ......... lol

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"no, I don't usually get that wet, it's probably just my period starting"

"do crabs migrate?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would you mind if I sent a canary in there first....

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ffs, its not even bigger when hard....

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Just pull my nightie down when youve finished...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i need to go shopping and get ......

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

If I stand on my head you can just flop it in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was only scratching my nose honest..

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

That reminds me I must get some chipolatas...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ffs, if the wind catches you down there... will howl like the channel tunnel.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only my ex could see me now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know what humping is? only your supposed to do it

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

OMG - that doesnt even touch the sides!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whaddya mean I'm good with my little finger? that's my penis!!!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Whaddya mean I'm good with my little finger? that's my penis!!!"

Another new sexy pic there Debs, yummy yummy!!!

Oh sorry - things you SHOuLDNT say, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats like throwing A hotdog down an alley way"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

take your cock out and put your thumb in.....

cealing needing emulsioned....

hurry up the adverts nearly over....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whaddya mean I'm good with my little finger? that's my penis!!!"

I told you at the time, if you had thought better than to comment on my finger technique we would never have had that conversation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whaddya mean I'm good with my little finger? that's my penis!!!

I told you at the time, if you had thought better than to comment on my finger technique we would never have had that conversation.

Ooops! slipped up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whaddya mean I'm good with my little finger? that's my penis!!!

Another new sexy pic there Debs, yummy yummy!!!

Oh sorry - things you SHOuLDNT say, lol"

Thanks sexy lady mwah!

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By *pecializedMan
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

I love you.... look at the bother that causes

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By *pecializedMan
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

oh god i'm cuming, i'm coming... lets get married... arrrggghh i've cum.... fuck what have i just said.....lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Whaddya mean I'm good with my little finger? that's my penis!!!

Another new sexy pic there Debs, yummy yummy!!!

Oh sorry - things you SHOuLDNT say, lol

Thanks sexy lady mwah!

And why was your sexy cleavage not at Chams last night ma lady?????

Not that there was a shortage of cleavages i may add!!!

PHWARRRGGHHHHH

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

think i spotted the odd bit of cleavage too last night but did not like to look lol

Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whaddya mean I'm good with my little finger? that's my penis!!!

Another new sexy pic there Debs, yummy yummy!!!

Oh sorry - things you SHOuLDNT say, lol

Thanks sexy lady mwah!

And why was your sexy cleavage not at Chams last night ma lady?????

Not that there was a shortage of cleavages i may add!!!

PHWARRRGGHHHHH"

long story babes lol xx

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By *pecializedMan
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

sre these your teeth or mine....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your brother is so much better than u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell your good at giving head ....

Take the blindfold off it's my nan .. welcome to the madhouse

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Bloody hell your good at giving head ....

Take the blindfold off it's my nan .. welcome to the madhouse

it always is better when they take the teeth out tho!!!

Falsies are good for SOME things, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks babes... hot date next week and I need the practice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your wife eats pussy so much better than you...but then so does your mother!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Thanks babes... hot date next week and I need the practice

All practice is good!!!!;)

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