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Things not to say while your shagging

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im not being rude but can you hurry up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is it in yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i really like your wall paper where did you get it from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im not being rude but can you hurry up "

LOL shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's that in the photo's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is my bell end making your genital warts bleed.................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be quiet folks will think someone is being murdered

Yes Zoe you should blush lol

Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blooming nora someone took too long..lol

Must be a first!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i really should cut my nails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well hello sleepy head, the rohypnol must have worn off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im not being rude but can you hurry up "

i dont think it was rude at all anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont worry about the crabs, sprinkle some glitter on them and they become quite festive.....

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Im not being rude but can you hurry up

i dont think it was rude at all anyway"

I told everyone, ive never laughed so much in my life how the hell i kept a straigt face i dont know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi we are Zoe & Steve lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's your mum is she still swinging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hi mum, hi dad" lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

these chips are cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bugger!!! can we hurry this up? I've just remembered I've got a clinic appointment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats that smell?

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Wheres the remote? theres a better programme on the other side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're not as good as your sister are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you mind if I smoke

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By *imnher2Woman
over a year ago

watford

is it in yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No honestly... I can do this part better by myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see now why she dumped you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever thought about getting your bum waxed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

still here?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

zzzzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell are you really dressed as a tree

Sorry could not resist it

Steve

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Bloody hell are you really dressed as a tree

Sorry could not resist it

Steve "

And you said I was in trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you should see the shoes i brought

then i saw a top..

and then ......... lol

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"no, I don't usually get that wet, it's probably just my period starting"

"do crabs migrate?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would you mind if I sent a canary in there first....

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

[Removed by poster at 07/12/09 15:14:46]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ffs, its not even bigger when hard....

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Just pull my nightie down when youve finished...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i need to go shopping and get ......

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

If I stand on my head you can just flop it in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was only scratching my nose honest..

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

That reminds me I must get some chipolatas...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ffs, if the wind catches you down there... will howl like the channel tunnel.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only my ex could see me now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know what humping is? only your supposed to do it

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

OMG - that doesnt even touch the sides!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whaddya mean I'm good with my little finger? that's my penis!!!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Whaddya mean I'm good with my little finger? that's my penis!!!"

Another new sexy pic there Debs, yummy yummy!!!

xx

Oh sorry - things you SHOuLDNT say, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats like throwing A hotdog down an alley way"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

take your cock out and put your thumb in.....

cealing needing emulsioned....

hurry up the adverts nearly over....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whaddya mean I'm good with my little finger? that's my penis!!!"

I told you at the time, if you had thought better than to comment on my finger technique we would never have had that conversation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whaddya mean I'm good with my little finger? that's my penis!!!

I told you at the time, if you had thought better than to comment on my finger technique we would never have had that conversation. "

Ooops! slipped up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whaddya mean I'm good with my little finger? that's my penis!!!

Another new sexy pic there Debs, yummy yummy!!!

xx

Oh sorry - things you SHOuLDNT say, lol"

Thanks sexy lady mwah!

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By *pecializedMan
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

I love you.... look at the bother that causes

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By *pecializedMan
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

oh god i'm cuming, i'm coming... lets get married... arrrggghh i've cum.... fuck what have i just said.....lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Whaddya mean I'm good with my little finger? that's my penis!!!

Another new sexy pic there Debs, yummy yummy!!!

xx

Oh sorry - things you SHOuLDNT say, lol

Thanks sexy lady mwah! "

And why was your sexy cleavage not at Chams last night ma lady?????

Not that there was a shortage of cleavages i may add!!!

PHWARRRGGHHHHH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think i spotted the odd bit of cleavage too last night but did not like to look lol

Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whaddya mean I'm good with my little finger? that's my penis!!!

Another new sexy pic there Debs, yummy yummy!!!

xx

Oh sorry - things you SHOuLDNT say, lol

Thanks sexy lady mwah!

And why was your sexy cleavage not at Chams last night ma lady?????

Not that there was a shortage of cleavages i may add!!!

PHWARRRGGHHHHH"

long story babes lol xx

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By *pecializedMan
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

sre these your teeth or mine....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your brother is so much better than u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell your good at giving head ....

Take the blindfold off it's my nan .. welcome to the madhouse

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Bloody hell your good at giving head ....

Take the blindfold off it's my nan .. welcome to the madhouse "

it always is better when they take the teeth out tho!!!

Falsies are good for SOME things, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks babes... hot date next week and I need the practice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your wife eats pussy so much better than you...but then so does your mother!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Thanks babes... hot date next week and I need the practice "

All practice is good!!!!;)

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