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By *obilebottom OP   Man
over a year ago

All over

He is getting ready now as he has a lot to do so is looking for your requests. He is not accepting letters this year, just posts on here. One thing only that will be you perfect xmas present to find under your tree on xmas morning.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Can I have an air fryer please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d quite like my name back please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to order:

33,848 wank socks, 1 for each man.

2,595 knickers, 1 for each TV/TS.

6,937 pineapplea, 1 for each couple.

238 xmas jumpers, 1 for each woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d quite like my name back please "

What was it?

Happy birthday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d quite like my name back please

What was it?

Happy birthday! "

Thank you! it was fluffy chicken and someone pinched it

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

A buyer for my house please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d quite like my name back please "

This ^^^

And it's your Birthday today??

Happy Birthday xx

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"I’d quite like my name back please

What was it?

Happy birthday!

Thank you! it was fluffy chicken and someone pinched it "

Everywhere I go you're slagging me off. The name was available, leave it be.

Happy birthday though x

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Motorbike leathers please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new book.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
over a year ago

All over


"I’d quite like my name back please

What was it?

Happy birthday!

Thank you! it was fluffy chicken and someone pinched it "

Change it to The-real-fluffy-chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d quite like my name back please

This ^^^

And it's your Birthday today??

Happy Birthday xx "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d quite like my name back please

What was it?

Happy birthday!

Thank you! it was fluffy chicken and someone pinched it

Everywhere I go you're slagging me off. The name was available, leave it be.

Happy birthday though x"

You’re enjoying the dick pics tho aren’t you

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley


"Can I have an air fryer please"

Go for a Ninja Foodie

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley


"Motorbike leathers please. "

To take off Mistypeaks motorbike leathers

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Peace on earth and goodwill to all men.

Nah fuck that I will have a scalextric and a selection box please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New running trainers please, specifically trail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man that actually likes me.

Or some new boots.

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By *allkinkynerdMan
over a year ago

Consett

Lego Home Alone house pls and thank you

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Can I have an air fryer please

Go for a Ninja Foodie "

^^this santa^^

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"A man that actually likes me.

Or some new boots.

"

Be happy with some boots x

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

I am an old man with a white beard, anyone want to help me empty my sac?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"He is getting ready now as he has a lot to do so is looking for your requests. He is not accepting letters this year, just posts on here. One thing only that will be you perfect xmas present to find under your tree on xmas morning. "
He'll be lucky to find a tree lol or a chimney for that matter I'll be in the canaries sunning it

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
over a year ago

All over


"He is getting ready now as he has a lot to do so is looking for your requests. He is not accepting letters this year, just posts on here. One thing only that will be you perfect xmas present to find under your tree on xmas morning. He'll be lucky to find a tree lol or a chimney for that matter I'll be in the canaries sunning it "

He does not like bragging but he is a generous guy so he will be dropping a bottle of suncream and some extra sangria for you on his way

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"He is getting ready now as he has a lot to do so is looking for your requests. He is not accepting letters this year, just posts on here. One thing only that will be you perfect xmas present to find under your tree on xmas morning. He'll be lucky to find a tree lol or a chimney for that matter I'll be in the canaries sunning it

He does not like bragging but he is a generous guy so he will be dropping a bottle of suncream and some extra sangria for you on his way "

Really he'll have to come early then I'm leaving on the 10th

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
over a year ago

All over


"He is getting ready now as he has a lot to do so is looking for your requests. He is not accepting letters this year, just posts on here. One thing only that will be you perfect xmas present to find under your tree on xmas morning. He'll be lucky to find a tree lol or a chimney for that matter I'll be in the canaries sunning it

He does not like bragging but he is a generous guy so he will be dropping a bottle of suncream and some extra sangria for you on his way Really he'll have to come early then I'm leaving on the 10th "

Well better early than never as they say, or fo they?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
over a year ago

All over

Anymore before he sets off. It's a long journey

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Santa comes just once a year but, when he does, he can fill a stocking.

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