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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You walk into a pub toilets and there are 3 urinals no one else in the toilets at thst time.

Which one ya using choosing left middle right ?

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Left

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Hold it and head home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never understood the whole urinal thing. Why don’t they just have cubicals like the women’s toilets? Am I missing something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Left but mostly go into a cubicle if there's one available

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By *yeSureMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Furthest away from door lol

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Depends where the door is.

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

Middle because it’s symmetrical and works with my noisy brain. I almost immediately regret it because I will then be joined by over sharers to the left and right who insist on talking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I avoid the urinals, too many times I've ended up next to someone who's eaten asparagus! Grim!

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall


"I’ve never understood the whole urinal thing. Why don’t they just have cubicals like the women’s toilets? Am I missing something? "

I’m guessing urinals a quicker. It’s probably why we always have to queue for the ladies in busy bars yet the fellas are just in and out on a few seconds or so.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

The one furthest from the door

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By *onnyABCMan
over a year ago

Phuket

Middle cos I’m proud of my big cock

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Probably left or right, but not if either is really close to the hand dryer so the there's no room to move when someone is behind you drying their hands.

(But small mercies that they have bothered to wash their hands!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve never understood the whole urinal thing. Why don’t they just have cubicals like the women’s toilets? Am I missing something? "

It's easier to wank each other off at a urinal.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"I’ve never understood the whole urinal thing. Why don’t they just have cubicals like the women’s toilets? Am I missing something?

It's easier to wank each other off at a urinal."

Yeah, but cubicals needed for glory holes so swings and roundabouts...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve never understood the whole urinal thing. Why don’t they just have cubicals like the women’s toilets? Am I missing something?

I’m guessing urinals a quicker. It’s probably why we always have to queue for the ladies in busy bars yet the fellas are just in and out on a few seconds or so."

I just find it odd that they are expected to stand beside complete strangers with their bits out, but I guess that makes sense.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I’ve never understood the whole urinal thing. Why don’t they just have cubicals like the women’s toilets? Am I missing something?

I’m guessing urinals a quicker. It’s probably why we always have to queue for the ladies in busy bars yet the fellas are just in and out on a few seconds or so.

I just find it odd that they are expected to stand beside complete strangers with their bits out, but I guess that makes sense. "

It's because we can stand.

I mean.....I've seen women do it before.....but Jesus, their aim was awful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always left- never the middle!

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield


"I's easier to wank each other off at a urinal."

You never mentioned this was an option!

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

On the right close to the wall because the cubicle normally to the left under fire regulations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends how many beers you've had lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I's easier to wank each other off at a urinal.

You never mentioned this was an option!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve never understood the whole urinal thing. Why don’t they just have cubicals like the women’s toilets? Am I missing something?

It's easier to wank each other off at a urinal.

Yeah, but cubicals needed for glory holes so swings and roundabouts..."

Fair point well made sir. And you can sit. Win win.

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By *cotty_01ukMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Choose anyone, it's where all the big nobs hang out

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

The furthest 1 from the door

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By *use and wolfCouple
over a year ago

angus


"You walk into a pub toilets and there are 3 urinals no one else in the toilets at thst time.

Which one ya using choosing left middle right ?"

Depends how i feel, in a hurry, the closest. For devilment i might pull a checkmate and use the middle, otherwise, being considerate of others, the farthest away, leaving the closest to the door for anyone else who might need while i am draining the lizard.

Yup, ADHD thoughts at 5am...

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By *alleysBoiMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

Middle everytime for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right In the middle. It makes left & right uncomfortable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Left or right. Never a cubicle for just a wee when the urinals are free.

I always leave a space where possible to the next person as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve never understood the whole urinal thing. Why don’t they just have cubicals like the women’s toilets? Am I missing something? "

Yes, they are quicker to use and take up less space so you can have a number of them in the space you'd have a few cubicles.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"You walk into a pub toilets and there are 3 urinals no one else in the toilets at thst time.

Which one ya using choosing left middle right ?"

the one against the wall

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