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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
over a year ago

Nowhere

I have had a genius idea…. Im going to be a fab agony uncle - every Friday PM - send todger your problems and he will give you the advice you need to get through it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have had a genius idea…. Im going to be a fab agony uncle - every Friday PM - send todger your problems and he will give you the advice you need to get through it!!! "

Well you have to adjust your inbox setting dude.

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
over a year ago

Nowhere


"I have had a genius idea…. Im going to be a fab agony uncle - every Friday PM - send todger your problems and he will give you the advice you need to get through it!!!

Well you have to adjust your inbox setting dude."

Sorry for the confusion - send the problems here and I can then share the problem and the advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have had a genius idea…. Im going to be a fab agony uncle - every Friday PM - send todger your problems and he will give you the advice you need to get through it!!!

Well you have to adjust your inbox setting dude.

Sorry for the confusion - send the problems here and I can then share the problem and the advice "

Far too cringe to pubically announce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have had a genius idea…. Im going to be a fab agony uncle - every Friday PM - send todger your problems and he will give you the advice you need to get through it!!!

Well you have to adjust your inbox setting dude.

Sorry for the confusion - send the problems here and I can then share the problem and the advice "

I'm not getting any meets todger, why?

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Uncle Todger, I have this uncontrollable urge to open legs and lick a clitoris when I'm in an open gangbang area in a club. Is there something wrong with me?

(Mr)

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
over a year ago

Nowhere


"I have had a genius idea…. Im going to be a fab agony uncle - every Friday PM - send todger your problems and he will give you the advice you need to get through it!!!

Well you have to adjust your inbox setting dude.

Sorry for the confusion - send the problems here and I can then share the problem and the advice

Far too cringe to pubically announce.

"

I think the fact that you typed pubically instead of publicly suggests there is an issue with maintaining an erection… so I’ll give you some advice - depending on the type of erection you may want to seek a professional structural engineer or building surveyor to have a look at it - they will be able to advise on Maintenance of your erection and the associated costs of employing a specialist!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have had a genius idea…. Im going to be a fab agony uncle - every Friday PM - send todger your problems and he will give you the advice you need to get through it!!!

Well you have to adjust your inbox setting dude.

Sorry for the confusion - send the problems here and I can then share the problem and the advice

Far too cringe to pubically announce.

"

Fuck it here we go.

I made a thread a while ago about this so let's call this a continuation of that thread.

I have a work friend and we really get.on and things started getting flirty and then sexting. I learnt she is into rough sex and BDSM which is something that makes me a little uncomfortable as it is something I have not been involved in before.

Last week she was giving me a lift to work and said let's jump in to the backseat. I was thinking it was going to a kiss and a hug thing. So she stopped on a dark country road that is rarely used by anyone apart from farmers. We jumped into the back seat and she took of her legging and pants and straddled me. I was shocked by this at first and it took me a couple of minutes to get in to it...

1) Cold leather seats on your balls is uncomfortable

2) I was.worried about getting caught

3) As mentioned above I was.taken by surprise

Anyway after this encounter we both decided it would be best going back to being just friends. I lied about this. I have feelings for her.

How do I put myself back into the way we were as friends? I struggle being around her and feeling slightly hurt, what can I do to help myself? And lastly, have been foolish here?

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
over a year ago

Nowhere


"I have had a genius idea…. Im going to be a fab agony uncle - every Friday PM - send todger your problems and he will give you the advice you need to get through it!!!

Well you have to adjust your inbox setting dude.

Sorry for the confusion - send the problems here and I can then share the problem and the advice

I'm not getting any meets todger, why? "

Well this is a common one for Uncle Todge now in many cases its because the guy is physically repugnant to other human beings and also has the personality of a brick - i think in your case we can discount both of those reasons- and you may find that its purely because the women on here get 100’s of messages every day and simply don’t have time to read them all so its a case of making it stand out from The crowd - perseverance is key and accept no reply can be a reply…. Good luck and let me know how you get on

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
over a year ago

Nowhere


"Uncle Todger, I have this uncontrollable urge to open legs and lick a clitoris when I'm in an open gangbang area in a club. Is there something wrong with me?

(Mr)"

If you can give me the name of this club & some dates I think this is better dealt with in

Person!!

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
over a year ago

Nowhere


"I have had a genius idea…. Im going to be a fab agony uncle - every Friday PM - send todger your problems and he will give you the advice you need to get through it!!!

Well you have to adjust your inbox setting dude.

Sorry for the confusion - send the problems here and I can then share the problem and the advice

Far too cringe to pubically announce.

Fuck it here we go.

I made a thread a while ago about this so let's call this a continuation of that thread.

I have a work friend and we really get.on and things started getting flirty and then sexting. I learnt she is into rough sex and BDSM which is something that makes me a little uncomfortable as it is something I have not been involved in before.

Last week she was giving me a lift to work and said let's jump in to the backseat. I was thinking it was going to a kiss and a hug thing. So she stopped on a dark country road that is rarely used by anyone apart from farmers. We jumped into the back seat and she took of her legging and pants and straddled me. I was shocked by this at first and it took me a couple of minutes to get in to it...

1) Cold leather seats on your balls is uncomfortable

2) I was.worried about getting caught

3) As mentioned above I was.taken by surprise

Anyway after this encounter we both decided it would be best going back to being just friends. I lied about this. I have feelings for her.

How do I put myself back into the way we were as friends? I struggle being around her and feeling slightly hurt, what can I do to help myself? And lastly, have been foolish here?

"

I think you’ve been very sensible actually - her car and the seats were leather so much less of an issue to clean… I do think you may have been tricked by this co worker to satisfy her animal desires when she had no intention of marrying you!! She sounds like an absolute bounder and you should steer clear - alternatively see if she fancies a do- over after 1/2 bottle if gin at the xmas party and get her to photocopy her arse fir when she changes her mind again

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
over a year ago

Nowhere

We need more dilemmas!

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"We need more dilemmas! "

Its not Friday tho Uncle Todger.

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
over a year ago

Nowhere


"We need more dilemmas!

Its not Friday tho Uncle Todger."

This is a very well made point… quite obviously those cocktails at breakfast on Friday were stronger than I thought….

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