FabSwingers.com forum: If you could raise

By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

An army of geese.

Would you use them for good, or evil?

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Evil.

Or, as I’m so stuck up, to reply to my messages for me.

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By *denvents2Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

So much evil

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By *agebunWoman
over a year ago

Rugby

"An army of geese.

Would you use them for good, or evil?

Neither, I'd use them for chaos. HONK!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Eggs mainly

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

For good, I would use them to sprinkle glitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Intimidation purposes

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I’d teach them to sing and dance in my musical production… geese lightning.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Evil.

Or, as I’m so stuck up, to reply to my messages for me. "

That would be thoughtful to the men though so would actually be pretty sweet and opposite to evil. You're a terrible villain!

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"I’d teach them to sing and dance in my musical production… geese lightning."

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"For good, I would use them to sprinkle glitter"

Not bake cookies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d teach them to sing and dance in my musical production… geese lightning."

Brilliant

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I’d teach them to sing and dance in my musical production… geese lightning."

Hopefully with less sexual assault

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"Evil.

Or, as I’m so stuck up, to reply to my messages for me.

That would be thoughtful to the men though so would actually be pretty sweet and opposite to evil. You're a terrible villain!"

Every coin has its opposite side.

They’ll do shifts. Half responding to messages. Half out stealing sweets from kids and biting OAPs.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Evil.

Or, as I’m so stuck up, to reply to my messages for me.

That would be thoughtful to the men though so would actually be pretty sweet and opposite to evil. You're a terrible villain!

Every coin has its opposite side.

They’ll do shifts. Half responding to messages. Half out stealing sweets from kids and biting OAPs. "

Ok yeah thats pretty terrible to be fair

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Doesn't matter what I choose. Geese quite naturally sit in the Chaotic Evil category, and no amount of training will change that

LvM

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

I like geese so I wouldn't want to turn them evil, swans tho are inherently evil, an army of swans you could do some damage with.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I like geese so I wouldn't want to turn them evil, swans tho are inherently evil, an army of swans you could do some damage with."

Imagine the number of arms you could hold hostage with that many swans

LvM

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By *use and wolfCouple
over a year ago

angus

"An army of geese.

Would you use them for good, or evil?

Well Geese are evil by nature, no choice really

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"I like geese so I wouldn't want to turn them evil, swans tho are inherently evil, an army of swans you could do some damage with.

Imagine the number of arms you could hold hostage with that many swans

LvM"

No arm would be safe!

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By *inchyorksMan
over a year ago

huddersfield

They already are evil! Bloody things, worse than dogs round the yard!!!!

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I like geese so I wouldn't want to turn them evil, swans tho are inherently evil, an army of swans you could do some damage with."

Swans are pretty chill, you do know geese are fucking devil spawn right?!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I would not use my army of geese for evil. Mischief though, definitely.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"I like geese so I wouldn't want to turn them evil, swans tho are inherently evil, an army of swans you could do some damage with.

Swans are pretty chill, you do know geese are fucking devil spawn right?!"

Geese are fine with me, swans on the other hand hate me for some reason, I have been chased and attacked by sawns in different parts of the UK, so I know its not just the local swans that have a vendetta against me!

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I like geese so I wouldn't want to turn them evil, swans tho are inherently evil, an army of swans you could do some damage with.

Swans are pretty chill, you do know geese are fucking devil spawn right?!

I'm kinda concerned geese like you. Are you like Damien? Female evil in carnate?

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"I like geese so I wouldn't want to turn them evil, swans tho are inherently evil, an army of swans you could do some damage with.

Swans are pretty chill, you do know geese are fucking devil spawn right?!

I'm kinda concerned geese like you. Are you like Damien? Female evil in carnate? "

Well, when she was expecting me my mum was going to name me Damien if I had been a boy!

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I like geese so I wouldn't want to turn them evil, swans tho are inherently evil, an army of swans you could do some damage with.

Swans are pretty chill, you do know geese are fucking devil spawn right?!

I'm kinda concerned geese like you. Are you like Damien? Female evil in carnate?

Well, when she was expecting me my mum was going to name me Damien if I had been a boy!

Seriously. I don't know what it says about me now that I rate you here.

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

Can they be used for good? Evil little fuckers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the evil

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Geese are Naturally Born Evil there's no good in them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can they be used for good? Evil little fuckers!"

I was just thinking this

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By *inacolada3Couple
over a year ago

kettering

Do you mean a gaggle of geese ?

I would just eat them ! X

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