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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If all women are mainly stuck up on here, what are all men mainly?

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Wishing they were stuck up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If all women are mainly stuck up on here, what are all men mainly? "

Easy!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Wishing they were stuck up? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not getting stuck up enough women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If all women are mainly stuck up on here, what are all men mainly?

Easy!"

Sluts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not getting stuck up enough women "

^^^^^what you have said. I take back my original comment.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Simps!

I love you because of your waistline.

I would love to take you on a cruise around the world because you have boobs and once replied to me.

That kinda thing!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Mainly less stuck up and more sticky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horny

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

After reading many of the comments on the swingers forum I am actually struggling to find the correct adjective.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Simps!

I love you because of your waistline.

I would love to take you on a cruise around the world because you have boobs and once replied to me.

That kinda thing!"

No one has offered to take me on a cruise am I doing Fab wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best mates with their curtains

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By *ife9291Man
over a year ago

fife

Lots of guys are man-hos

Also full of fluids

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Simps!

I love you because of your waistline.

I would love to take you on a cruise around the world because you have boobs and once replied to me.

That kinda thing!

No one has offered to take me on a cruise am I doing Fab wrong?"

Oh sweet child!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liars?

They will spout any old shit if they think they’ve got a chance in sticking their cock inside you.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Simps!

I love you because of your waistline.

I would love to take you on a cruise around the world because you have boobs and once replied to me.

That kinda thing!

No one has offered to take me on a cruise am I doing Fab wrong?

Oh sweet child!"

Where are these cruises going to? Before I change my whole approach to try and trigger these invites?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!


"Simps!

I love you because of your waistline.

I would love to take you on a cruise around the world because you have boobs and once replied to me.

That kinda thing!

No one has offered to take me on a cruise am I doing Fab wrong?"

My cruise ‘love missile’ destination Heaven baby!!

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Liars?

They will spout any old shit if they think they’ve got a chance in sticking their cock inside you. "

Oh shit this turned!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I wouldn't like to generalise to all or most men, but I think that there's a vocal subset on here who are frustrated and incapable of dealing with that productively.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Simps!

I love you because of your waistline.

I would love to take you on a cruise around the world because you have boobs and once replied to me.

That kinda thing!

No one has offered to take me on a cruise am I doing Fab wrong?

Oh sweet child!

Where are these cruises going to? Before I change my whole approach to try and trigger these invites? "

My ones set for a Caribbean island tour but I've still not found the right one to ask along here yet. Some have got close!

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By *ilverfox for youMan
over a year ago

Hull

Desperate !!!

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Simps!

I love you because of your waistline.

I would love to take you on a cruise around the world because you have boobs and once replied to me.

That kinda thing!

No one has offered to take me on a cruise am I doing Fab wrong?

Oh sweet child!

Where are these cruises going to? Before I change my whole approach to try and trigger these invites?

My ones set for a Caribbean island tour but I've still not found the right one to ask along here yet. Some have got close!"

I need to up my game.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Liars?

They will spout any old shit if they think they’ve got a chance in sticking their cock inside you. "

So.. you're saying there's a chance?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Liars?

They will spout any old shit if they think they’ve got a chance in sticking their cock inside you.

So.. you're saying there's a chance?

LvM"

Not you as well

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Liars?

They will spout any old shit if they think they’ve got a chance in sticking their cock inside you.

So.. you're saying there's a chance?

LvM

Not you as well "

Just a crumb of DP is all I ask

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not getting stuck up enough women "

I blame 'Shag' for that, if he had not started his monthly club to get us to sign up for not having sex, I am sure a lot of us would not be abstaining. Its like a AA but for Swingers - we have to take a vow of abstinance. I want to leave the club but Shag and his mates wont let me - send help!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not getting stuck up enough women

I blame 'Shag' for that, if he had not started his monthly club to get us to sign up for not having sex, I am sure a lot of us would not be abstaining. Its like a AA but for Swingers - we have to take a vow of abstinance. I want to leave the club but Shag and his mates wont let me - send help!"

I think I'll be joining this month, not sure if that makes your stay better or worse though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Liars?

They will spout any old shit if they think they’ve got a chance in sticking their cock inside you.

So.. you're saying there's a chance?

LvM

Not you as well

Just a crumb of DP is all I ask

LvM"

I guess it’s the least I could do to repay you for being so honest

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Liars?

They will spout any old shit if they think they’ve got a chance in sticking their cock inside you.

So.. you're saying there's a chance?

LvM

Not you as well

Just a crumb of DP is all I ask

LvM

I guess it’s the least I could do to repay you for being so honest "

Just the tip then I'll be over in a bit

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not getting stuck up enough women

I blame 'Shag' for that, if he had not started his monthly club to get us to sign up for not having sex, I am sure a lot of us would not be abstaining. Its like a AA but for Swingers - we have to take a vow of abstinance. I want to leave the club but Shag and his mates wont let me - send help!

I think I'll be joining this month, not sure if that makes your stay better or worse though."

I seriously find that hard to believe.

It will only make my stay worse, having the untouchable within reaching distance will be unbearable - I will have to go and commit Hara-kiri

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By *ady IncognitoWoman
over a year ago

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What are most men in here?

Attached, usually.

Or "Fab Single" is the other way of putting it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have the ability to read.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A


"Simps!

I love you because of your waistline.

I would love to take you on a cruise around the world because you have boobs and once replied to me.

That kinda thing!

No one has offered to take me on a cruise am I doing Fab wrong?"

I've never been on a cruise

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Simps!

I love you because of your waistline.

I would love to take you on a cruise around the world because you have boobs and once replied to me.

That kinda thing!

No one has offered to take me on a cruise am I doing Fab wrong?

I've never been on a cruise "

Neither have I and I’d like to keep it that way, thanks

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A


"Simps!

I love you because of your waistline.

I would love to take you on a cruise around the world because you have boobs and once replied to me.

That kinda thing!

No one has offered to take me on a cruise am I doing Fab wrong?

I've never been on a cruise

Neither have I and I’d like to keep it that way, thanks"

The thought of hundreds of people crammed into a tin can like sardines - filled with oodles of organised fun - floating on the ocean with nowhere to run - doesn't appeal to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Despera....erm...lovely?

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Dickheads

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Despera....erm...lovely?"

I'm surprised you didn't say pathetic to be honest. Even I almost did!

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Dickheads "

Mimi coming in strong here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Despera....erm...lovely?

I'm surprised you didn't say pathetic to be honest. Even I almost did! "

I'm being nice.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Despera....erm...lovely?

I'm surprised you didn't say pathetic to be honest. Even I almost did!

I'm being nice. "

Oh I'm not used to that but

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Despera....erm...lovely?

I'm surprised you didn't say pathetic to be honest. Even I almost did!

I'm being nice.

Oh I'm not used to that but "

I can be nice!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Didn't read the OP. What are we sticking up men?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didn't read the OP. What are we sticking up men?"

Cocks!

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria


"If all women are mainly stuck up on here, what are all men mainly? "

So many stuck up men thinking all they have to do is send a message saying “fuk now” and women will jump on their dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didn't read the OP. What are we sticking up men?"

In

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Didn't read the OP. What are we sticking up men?

Cocks! "

Yay! In!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Didn't read the OP. What are we sticking up men?

In"

Other men?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didn't read the OP. What are we sticking up men?"

Pineapples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh to be up, let alone stuck!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Didn't read the OP. What are we sticking up men?

Pineapples "

Also in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didn't read the OP. What are we sticking up men?

Pineapples "

Durian or Jack fruit in their outer cases might be more effective

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
over a year ago

West Suffolk

Arrogant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fireworks?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"If all women are mainly stuck up on here, what are all men mainly?

So many stuck up men thinking all they have to do is send a message saying “fuk now” and women will jump on their dick.

"

I at least spell Fuck properly

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Not getting stuck up enough women "

*Applause*

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