FabSwingers.com forum: My mate fancies you ... Friday edition

By *JtheTom OP Man
over a year ago

London

Hi all

Just a little Friday fun. Send messages to random strangers telling them you fancy other random strangers!

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

HAPPY FRIDAY FABBING! XX

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

In, as it's a day off....

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m in, it’s only been a few days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is always fun. I’m in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a little bit to spread some lurve and filth

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

In and happy to be a carrier pigeon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye go on then I’ll have a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in… but I can’t play postie unfortunately

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

In, and I can be postman Pat for a while too Xx

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

I’m in and happy to be postie too.

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By *agebunWoman
over a year ago

Rugby

Go on then, happy to share some good stuff

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’m in again.

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By *ax19862002Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I'm in xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And we’re off… Zombie Chicken, a charming fella writes:

Please tell zombie chicken. That she is stunning and i would never tire of exploring her body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And we’re off… Zombie Chicken, a charming fella writes:

Please tell zombie chicken. That she is stunning and i would never tire of exploring her body"

Ooh err!

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By *agebunWoman
over a year ago

Rugby

Just had a pigeon arrive in my mailbox asking for the following message to be shared:

"Tell Racy Rocket that I’ve been looking at her profile pic and I’ve decided that I’d like to dive right down her cleavage and stay there for the rest of the day."

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

In for a little bit.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

My beautiful friend says…

Please could you tell Ailsa George that they are both sweethearts

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'll be in... this postie is meant to be working so may be a little slow though. Do bear with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a bit

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

Oh here is one for a lucky lucky man from my very beautiful friend.

Please could you tell Norwegian wood I wanna play trains with him

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

Incoming…

Could you please tell Zombie Chick that I think she is fab fabbing fabulous!

We second this too Xx

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By *ddkkk91Man
over a year ago

fife

Sounds gooood

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"My beautiful friend says…

Please could you tell Ailsa George that they are both sweethearts "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had a pigeon arrive in my mailbox asking for the following message to be shared:

"Tell Racy Rocket that I’ve been looking at her profile pic and I’ve decided that I’d like to dive right down her cleavage and stay there for the rest of the day.""

That's the shallow end.. all good divers need the deep end though

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Another beautiful friend says

Could you please tell AilsaGeorge that their photos are lush

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By *agebunWoman
over a year ago

Rugby

A lovely person has asked me to share that they think Crimson_Rose is a stunner

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Incoming message….

Tell that Zombie she’ll always be Fluffy to me. And I’d like to feel her all over.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Sagebun! My delightful and glamorous friend says you have the cutest smile …

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

A rather dashing chap asked me to say

Please ask Knitter to bring those gorgeous lips of hers over here and plant kisses all over my body. I need her.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'll try to postie efficiently

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

I’m in again….. said me, to no one, ever !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh here is one for a lucky lucky man from my very beautiful friend.

Please could you tell Norwegian wood I wanna play trains with him

Do I need to ask which tunnel to enter

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By *_b.184Man
over a year ago

somewhere

I wouldn't mind playing

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"A rather dashing chap asked me to say

Please ask Knitter to bring those gorgeous lips of hers over here and plant kisses all over my body. I need her."

**puckers up**

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

In and happy to play postie

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

I’m in and can be postie with the mostie

Disclaimer - I don’t have the mostie

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By *agebunWoman
over a year ago

Rugby

"Just had a pigeon arrive in my mailbox asking for the following message to be shared:

"Tell Racy Rocket that I’ve been looking at her profile pic and I’ve decided that I’d like to dive right down her cleavage and stay there for the rest of the day."

That's the shallow end.. all good divers need the deep end though

The pigeon is back - "Please tell Racy Rocket she can deep-end on me."

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Oh go on then

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By *agebunWoman
over a year ago

Rugby

"Sagebun! My delightful and glamorous friend says you have the cutest smile …"

Aww, thank you whoever that was

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

One for Tea!

A certain luscious lady would like me to pass this on.

Could you please tell _ea monkey

That I think he has great Abs

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

In!

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

Yo Kaitonel,

This absolutely delicious lass has said she wants to rub herself all over you pube face!

What an offer!

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I have a very hot and sexy hotlist member wanting to say

Please could you tell obi if his wagon hits a cow I’ll keep him warm and dry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Incoming message….

Tell that Zombie she’ll always be Fluffy to me. And I’d like to feel her all over.

This is so cute!

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

One for that Tatt's but no tiddy!

A real ass on this forum has perhaps suggested she would like to use you like a colouring book.

Did anyone actually ever finish those?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Zombie chicken

This fella wants to say

That I’d love to catch up ver a coffee and talk about travels

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

One for Racy Rocket from a mystery gentleman

I would treat your tits like an elderly relative in hospital. Loving and tender

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

In and out, shaking it all about

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My sexbomb of a mate has this missive for a hottie...

Tell Misty I miss her.

(And her delicious nipples.)

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Oooo fun! In!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

From My very sexy, mate wants you to know

Please could you tell chunky bugga I wanna ride his thighs like a derby donkey

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Hello I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kaitonel!

A cheeky chappy says

Could you tell Kai that if he had any form of vagina whatsoever I would attach on my snorkel and dive into that while Planet Earth music played

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"A lovely person has asked me to share that they think Crimson_Rose is a stunner

thank you!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I have a very sexy mate that wants to say

Hey gorgeous...

Please tell Tea to change his bloody profile picture

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By *rancois Du BoisMan
over a year ago

Down the back of the sofa.

I’m in!

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

"From My very sexy, mate wants you to know

Please could you tell chunky bugga I wanna ride his thighs like a derby donkey"

Hop on my sexy little jockey

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

In and happy to be postie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in!

This could be bad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CR darling,

To Crimson_Rose... I have a perfect spot to put your asset at.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And CR again!

Can you tell Crimson I noticed she's going Libs tonight. Tell her I'd like to meet her in the jacuzzi. Bring a snorkel

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

As it's Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One for Racy Rocket from a mystery gentleman

I would treat your tits like an elderly relative in hospital. Loving and tender

let's see your walking stick.

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
over a year ago

Beverley

I'll play if anyone needs a messenger

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Another message for the glorious Kai

Please tell Kai he’ll always be my little black raincloud

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

In for a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incoming..

Tell petite woman that I think she’s seriously beautiful and thinks she sound way to posh for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long legged blonde!

Can you tell Long-legged Blonde I'd like to butter her muffin

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Another message for the glorious Kai

Please tell Kai he’ll always be my little black raincloud

Thanks, Pooh!

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"And CR again!

Can you tell Crimson I noticed she's going Libs tonight. Tell her I'd like to meet her in the jacuzzi. Bring a snorkel"

Snorkel, packed.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"CR darling,

To Crimson_Rose... I have a perfect spot to put your asset at."

I’m interested, tell me more!

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
over a year ago

Beverley

This little hottie has a message for Shrek

"you don't need a paper bag"

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

One for Petite Woman ..this absolute hunk of a man says that he will happily detour on his commute and you two should make concrete plans.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Im in - maximum of 3 hot birds at a time !!

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

"Long legged blonde!

Can you tell Long-legged Blonde I'd like to butter her muffin"

Will you be using salted or unsalted butter?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

When you almost message somebody to be postie but the message is for them!

that was close

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"When you almost message somebody to be postie but the message is for them!

that was close"

Now that would have been hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please can you tell Tea monkey he is a gorgeous person inside and out and I’m so lad to have met him! X

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

I have a message from a rather tasty lady

Please could you tell RTG he’d make a road trip worthwhile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you almost message somebody to be postie but the message is for them!

that was close"

Oh I do that deliberately

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"When you almost message somebody to be postie but the message is for them!

that was close"

Hey its ok - but i have friend zoned you - remember??

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Excellent. I missed the last few of these. Time for some smut peddling

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By *beeMan
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm in happy to send too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PW!

Could you please tell PW that I always enjoyed our conversations, and I hope one day we’ll talk again

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By *rancois Du BoisMan
over a year ago

Down the back of the sofa.

For crimson rose!

CR I’d love to meet up and explore her peaks and valleys!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Travelling_Wilbury this absolutely stunning lady wants to know if you want to play trampolines on a few beds with her x?

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

A message for Petite from a gorgeous gent,

PW, you are stunning and actually really funny

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I have a message from a rather tasty lady

Please could you tell RTG he’d make a road trip worthwhile

Oh, I enthusiastically recommend the occasional road trip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a bit

Happy to be postie

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

My beautiful friends say

Could you please inform Mr Sprout that it's tubby custard time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long legged blonde!

Hi could you let Long legged blonde know, I'm a long time admirer, and she never fails to excite me and love playing over her pics!!!!

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By *ddkkk91Man
over a year ago

fife

Some cracking posts

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Kaitonel, my gorgeous friend says

could you tell Kai I think he's got the prettiest cock on fab.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

As postie, my sack is bulging and needs to be emptied …

My ruggedly handsome mate would like to say something to Zombie Chicken:

“Tell her I’d love to take her up a mountain and make coffee as the sun rises.”

One of my sexy favourites says:

“Please tell bb184 his bed looks very inviting

”

My chiselled naked buddy says:

“MrsShiv, still waiting to feel these amazing lips on me.”

And finally, from a big-hearted hottie:

“To everyone in the thread - you're all a bunch of wonderful cuties.”

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
over a year ago

Beverley

"Travelling_Wilbury this absolutely stunning lady wants to know if you want to play trampolines on a few beds with her x?"

As long as it's not on the 22nd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As postie, my sack is bulging and needs to be emptied …

My ruggedly handsome mate would like to say something to Zombie Chicken:

“Tell her I’d love to take her up a mountain and make coffee as the sun rises.”"

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

"Long legged blonde!

Hi could you let Long legged blonde know, I'm a long time admirer, and she never fails to excite me and love playing over her pics!!!!"

Wow, thank you.

Curious to know who

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for Crimson Rose…

Hi could you let crimson rose know,

I love seeing that beautiful profile pic on my hotlist, I'd like to say I just stvwant to kiss it, but want to do so much much more!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PW my mate has a message for you…

Can you tell PW I want to oil up her perfect breasts and use them like a slip and slide for my cock

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"Message for Crimson Rose…

Hi could you let crimson rose know,

I love seeing that beautiful profile pic on my hotlist, I'd like to say I just stvwant to kiss it, but want to do so much much more!!!!"

Oh I’m intrigued!!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Hold the press! I’ve another message from another mate.

“Can you tell zombie chick I want her to hop on my throbbing wood and ride me like a space hopper?”

I can. And I just did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy you all.

Now……who’s first?

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"My beautiful friends say

Could you please inform Mr Sprout that it's tubby custard time!"

Someone is getting lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi all,

Happy to deliver messages for folk

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My rather desirable mate wants to pass on to the gorgeous Mrs Shiv that she can have a sleepy voice whenever she wants. She only need ask

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By *JtheTom OP Man
over a year ago

London

Well well Obi Haive aren't you lucky. My beautiful mate wants me to let you know she finds your pictures very entertaining

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

One for Kai

Please tell Kai I think he's got the prettiest cock on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hold the press! I’ve another message from another mate.

“Can you tell zombie chick I want her to hop on my throbbing wood and ride me like a space hopper?”

I can. And I just did."

Haha in!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

My pal with the movie star good looks has a message for Norwegian Wood:

“I’d quite like a good cuddle, a film and a road trip.”

Isn’t that just *so* delightfully wholesome?

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By *agebunWoman
over a year ago

Rugby

"I fancy you all.

Now……who’s first?

I don't think that's quite the point of this post

But, I agree, there are a ton of gorgeous people in this thread *fans self*

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By *JtheTom OP Man
over a year ago

London

STOP THE PRESS! MESSAGE TO ALL THE GENTS ON THIS THREAD FROM MY STUNNING FEMALE FRIEND.

"You are not thanked enough for making an effort, compliment us females, showing us your tightie whities or what ever other colour, and loads of other things.

you are appreciated"

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Another sexy mate has this one for me to send...

Please can you pass on to Molly swallows is like to make her acquaintance! X

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Apologies, I was driving and wasn’t expecting any missives to find my inbox. Alas, a friend sent me this as I was on the road;

Could you please tell

Zombie chicken that I think she looks stunning and I’d love to meet up and see how things go. And that 170 miles is nothing

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By *ddkkk91Man
over a year ago

fife

"STOP THE PRESS! MESSAGE TO ALL THE GENTS ON THIS THREAD FROM MY STUNNING FEMALE FRIEND.

"You are not thanked enough for making an effort, compliment us females, showing us your tightie whities or what ever other colour, and loads of other things.

you are appreciated"

Thats kind

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very sexy old friend (as in for a long time, not that they’re old. I mean, they’re old but not *that* old) sent me this:

Could you please tell ThatHungIrishman that he wears a suit well

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By *mall.sausageMan
over a year ago

Rochdale

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By *ddkkk91Man
over a year ago

fife

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I'm really late to be in and working so can't be postie. But I'd love to come back later and read some smut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kai, my gorgeous mate has asked me to pass on this message for you.

Kaitonel

You have a gorgeous cock

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

Incoming from a rather dashing gent

Please can you tell Long Legged Blonde that the only thing about her I don’t like is that she’ll fab my pics but won’t let me message her. Apart from that, she looks bloody perfect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apologies, I was driving and wasn’t expecting any missives to find my inbox. Alas, a friend sent me this as I was on the road;

Could you please tell

Zombie chicken that I think she looks stunning and I’d love to meet up and see how things go. And that 170 miles is nothing"

Ooh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My rather desirable mate wants to pass on to the gorgeous Mrs Shiv that she can have a sleepy voice whenever she wants. She only need ask"

Noted

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I have a very sexy mate that wants to say

Hey gorgeous...

Please tell Tea to change his bloody profile picture "

No.

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

"STOP THE PRESS! MESSAGE TO ALL THE GENTS ON THIS THREAD FROM MY STUNNING FEMALE FRIEND.

"You are not thanked enough for making an effort, compliment us females, showing us your tightie whities or what ever other colour, and loads of other things.

you are appreciated"

Love this! Thank you kind soul whoever you are

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"STOP THE PRESS! MESSAGE TO ALL THE GENTS ON THIS THREAD FROM MY STUNNING FEMALE FRIEND.

"You are not thanked enough for making an effort, compliment us females, showing us your tightie whities or what ever other colour, and loads of other things.

you are appreciated"

This is kind

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Please can you tell Tea monkey he is a gorgeous person inside and out and I’m so lad to have met him! X"

Aw shucks!

*goes off to see who I’ve actually met and see who I now owe money to*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for Ling-leggedblond….

I'd be more then happy to keep you toasty warm on your trip up North in Feb.

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

"Another sexy mate has this one for me to send...

Please can you pass on to Molly swallows is like to make her acquaintance! X"

Mystery poster…. Reveal yourself! (In Paddy McGuinness voice)

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Poooooooooooosh! This dashing fellow would like to say

Posh that her glorious bottom and my under appreciated penis should have a meet soon!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Kai, my gorgeous mate has asked me to pass on this message for you.

Kaitonel

You have a gorgeous cock"

Well my cock is getting lots of messages at least!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh from someone gorgeous....

Could you let Obi know that I still want a shot of that cowboy hat

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Long Legged Blonde my handsome friend says…

Could you please tell Long-leggedblonde that her pics are very distracting and that she should consider relocating to Glasgow?

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Yoo hoo, Mrs Shiv….

My incredibly sexy mate says he thinks you are hot as f**k and dreams of you riding him

Go for it cowgirl, bring your lasso!

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

"Incoming from a rather dashing gent

Please can you tell Long Legged Blonde that the only thing about her I don’t like is that she’ll fab my pics but won’t let me message her. Apart from that, she looks bloody perfect. "

Shhhh about the fabs please.

Message filters, they get in the way.

Maybe ask one of the lovely posties to past on a private message to me,

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

"Long Legged Blonde my handsome friend says…

Could you please tell Long-leggedblonde that her pics are very distracting and that she should consider relocating to Glasgow?"

It's cold in Glasgow, so will need lots of snuggles on the sofa.

Have you got hot water bottles also?

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

"Message for Ling-leggedblond….

I'd be more then happy to keep you toasty warm on your trip up North in Feb."

Oh, who's this?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One for my sexypants mate...

Please tell Julie that I love her underwear collection and it would look great on my bedroom floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yoo hoo, Mrs Shiv….

My incredibly sexy mate says he thinks you are hot as f**k and dreams of you riding him

Go for it cowgirl, bring your lasso! "

I’m blushing now

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By *rancois Du BoisMan
over a year ago

Down the back of the sofa.

Can you tell Posh that her glorious bottom and my under appreciated penis should have a meet soon!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My sexy mate says...

Please let TodgerMoore know that it's high time I smothered him in peanut butter and nibbled his nuts

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can you tell Posh that her glorious bottom and my under appreciated penis should have a meet soon!"

Good lord! Do I have to separate it from the rest of me?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"One for my sexypants mate...

Please tell Julie that I love her underwear collection and it would look great on my bedroom floor"

All of it? Feel free to let me know how big your bedroom is via DM. Glad I caught this one at the end of my lunch break. See you later Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My pal with the movie star good looks has a message for Norwegian Wood:

“I’d quite like a good cuddle, a film and a road trip.”

Isn’t that just *so* delightfully wholesome?"

Isn’t it just and I do love a night in, I’ll supply the wine and treats if they choose the movie

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

Message for Molly Swallows

This person says you have the prettiest looking lips, stunning derrière and incredible legs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message for Ling-leggedblond….

I'd be more then happy to keep you toasty warm on your trip up North in Feb.

Oh, who's this?"

THIS one wasn’t actually me but I’ve just put my name down for Leeds and it definitely gets cold in Feb. Pack your thermals. Or come find me for a warming up

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

Racy Rocket

A very discerning fabber thinks you look absolutely amazing ….. on your knees….. and that is exactly how you should greet him WHEN you meet.

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

Incoming

Please tell Wonko that every time I see a googly eye I think of his penis. It's quite distracting.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Mr John Wick!

My absolutely bloody gorgeous pal says she’s hoping for a glitter penis for Christmas …

(Her emoji, not mine.)

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Apologies for the delay...

Could you please tell zombie chicken

That I’d love to play trains as long as she in control of the train

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

And another message for the gorgeous PW

Her pictures are gorgeous and make me ache for her delicious body....sordid filthy activities behind closed doors especially included ??

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Thank you for my messages.

Interested to know who sent them,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PW!

Could you please tell PW that I always enjoyed our conversations, and I hope one day we’ll talk again"

I think I know who this is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Incoming..

Tell petite woman that I think she’s seriously beautiful and thinks she sound way to posh for him

Think I know this one too.

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By *rancois Du BoisMan
over a year ago

Down the back of the sofa.

From a lovely lady!

That HungIrishman guy....

I'd like to christen his new bed and see if his cock will disappear in me instead of watching the TV slide away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Late for this one. Early for the next thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message for Ling-leggedblond….

I'd be more then happy to keep you toasty warm on your trip up North in Feb.

Oh, who's this?"

Twas I. Hello there A

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By *ddkkk91Man
over a year ago

fife

Still in and can be a postie

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By *agebunWoman
over a year ago

Rugby

"I'm back! "

Hi back, I'm Sage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I’m walking in loudly to quietly walk out

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

I'm in

Em x

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By *ddkkk91Man
over a year ago

fife

Message to Long-leggedblond from very dapper looli gentleman :

Beautiful women who comes across as very kind and friendly shame about the distance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seducing em!

Presumably this’ll make sense!

(Just all the motor noises starting up splattering oil everywhere)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From a lovely lady!

That HungIrishman guy....

I'd like to christen his new bed and see if his cock will disappear in me instead of watching the TV slide away."

I demand a PM immediately to discuss the science behind this

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Obi you sexy beast... my mate says bring the hat and a lasso

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

"Message for Ling-leggedblond….

I'd be more then happy to keep you toasty warm on your trip up North in Feb.

Oh, who's this?

Twas I. Hello there A"

Thank you. Are you going to the social?

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

"Message to Long-leggedblond from very dapper looli gentleman :

Beautiful women who comes across as very kind and friendly shame about the distance"

Thank you.

Distance, what's a few miles between fibbers

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Seducing em!

Presumably this’ll make sense!

(Just all the motor noises starting up splattering oil everywhere)"

No but also yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw we’re nearly done

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