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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Just went to make a snack, sat back down in my computer chair and the back gave way. Wouldn't mind but the bloody shops aren't open for another 6 hrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear.. I'm not laughing honest !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So its now a stool .......... improvise

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"So its now a stool .......... improvise "

Ahh, now there's a thought. I could wire it up to an electric motor and place a goldfish bowl on the seat hence ending my quest for a reversing goldfish

*rummages through shed for tools & electric motor*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 25/02/13 02:56:53]"

u should have tidied the shed u wouldnt need to rummage lol

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

That's on my to do list for this week, can hardly get in there never mind about rummage

Alternative use for chair (now stool) is a take on spin the bottle, only using a greedy girl, the pump up and down mechanism still works

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"That's on my to do list for this week, can hardly get in there never mind about rummage

Alternative use for chair (now stool) is a take on spin the bottle, only using a greedy girl, the pump up and down mechanism still works "

Ffs go back to the goldfish option.

The chair(now a stool)may not provide the greedy girl with the satisfaction she craves,unsatisfied she may seek alternative modes of gratification.

Then your only hope is,that you've carelessly left that pump action insecticide gun between you and her.

The alternatives are to horrible to contemplate.

Besides those fish have been waiting millions of years,for your reversing fish thingy.

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

That might have to wait as I'm crap at throwing ping pong balls into empty bowls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That might have to wait as I'm crap at throwing ping pong balls into empty bowls "

Ask the greedy girl to fire them in for you....

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Hmmm, I like your thinking, are there any Thai girls on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmm, I like your thinking, are there any Thai girls on here "

There's a few who like to be Thaid up....

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Then I'd need an Indian to do the rope trick, damn this is getting more complicated by the minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Then I'd need an Indian to do the rope trick, damn this is getting more complicated by the minute "

Might be useful to ask a postgrad from Sydney Uni for help with that one....

Just be careful she won't expect you to Maori her.....

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Genius using the Indians rope,tie the greedy girl to the remainder of the chair(now stool).this will open a clear path between you and the bowl,thus enabling your new antipodean bride to bring the bowl to you,negating any need to throw the ping pong balls.

Remember,be careful,one wrong move,and you could be left with a reversing greedy girl,an antipodean bride in a bowl,and a lustful fish tied to a chair(now stool),good luck.

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

could use the Indian's rope to lasso

the fish, thus negating the need for ping pong balls and bowls. The antipodean bride was a lesbian and ran off with the greedy girl

What am I supposed to do with an Indian, a piece of rope, a fish and a chair(now stool)

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

Minxie is watching this thread "DID SHE" touch it???

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Doh! At least it didn't break you as well

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Minxie is watching this thread "DID SHE" touch it???

"

The thought did cross my mind

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


" could use the Indian's rope to lasso

the fish, thus negating the need for ping pong balls and bowls. The antipodean bride was a lesbian and ran off with the greedy girl

What am I supposed to do with an Indian, a piece of rope, a fish and a chair(now stool) "

we can only hope the antipodean bride,and the greedy girl, keep in touch,through the medium of cam mmmmmm,oops sorry i digress,back to the reversing fish dilemma.

all is not lost,you could borrow the indians knife,and use it to cut a small peice from the Rope,making it the Pope.sit him on the chair(now stool),whilst he performs the miracle of metamorphis,transforming the fish,from female,to male,thus the creation of the worlds first reversing fish.

plus with the pope in attendance,you now have enough reversing fish,to feed two and a half thousand people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..... And to entertain the two and a half thousand people as they eat.... They could watch the Indian lesbian, in the shower, washing the smell of fish off, with a pope on a rope.....

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"..... And to entertain the two and a half thousand people as they eat.... They could watch the Indian lesbian, in the shower, washing the smell of fish off, with a pope on a rope....."

there is no downside euro.

who's got the vinegar.

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Salt & vinegar were provided on my chip thread last week

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