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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

you wanted right now, what would it be?

I’m exhausted so I’d settle for a nap.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

An extra four of five hours of daylight every day.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

A day off work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cuddle a kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For it not to be sunny. It's fucking sunny!!

For it to be colder.

For my original plans to be back on tonight.

And a maccy d's.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

A long walk on the beach with my dogs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An extra four of five hours of daylight every day."

Nooo! I like the dark evenings.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I haven't given this much thought.

A house in the centre of about two acres of land, walked garden, four en suits bedrooms, large kitchen, living room, dining room, studies x 2. Indoor pool with bifold doors all round, not tub, sauna and three large dry outbuildings. Solar power and a housekeeper and gardener. Please

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Nooo! I like the dark evenings. "

Me too! But I hate them starting while I’m still inside at work.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

^^ walled garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For my daughter to be getting the help and support she needs from ‘the system’. That would alleviate her issues, and in turn, my sanity, my wife’s sanity, and hopefully……a good nights sleep.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I haven't given this much thought.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

I’ve just had a McDonald’s breakfast so I’m happy for now. I suppose a nap would be good if I really had to choose

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For it not to be sunny. It's fucking sunny!!

For it to be colder.

For my original plans to be back on tonight.

And a maccy d's."

You should really move to Scotland it’s always cold here.

Sorry your plans got cancelled. That’s rubbish!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

The winning Euromillions ticket for the next draw

LvM

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By *agebunWoman
over a year ago

Rugby

For someone to come and tidy and clean my entire house and be non-judgemental about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For my daughter to be getting the help and support she needs from ‘the system’. That would alleviate her issues, and in turn, my sanity, my wife’s sanity, and hopefully……a good nights sleep. "

xxxxx

I can't do the heart emoji on here

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Someone else to do the dishes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A long walk on the beach with my dogs. "

That sounds nice

The last time I took our dog to the beach I thought I was going to have to jump in the water to get him back

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

You!

Can I say you? Does that count? That works right?

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
over a year ago

West Suffolk

For our grandson to be able to talk and communicate what he wants so he would no longer self harm just because he’s not understood.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I haven't given this much thought.

Are you sure that’s what you want? I’m not convinced

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By *oursweetCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Stuffed crust pizza I'd settle for right now

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

French toast, crispy streaky bacon and maple syrup.

Freshly squeezed orange juice, like you get in Spain. So sweet and refreshing.

A Lavazza Rossa filled french press, I love how the aroma gives me that mellow melting sensation and yet energises and invigorates. It reminds me of amazing sex.

The sex would be good too, but if you could wait till after breakfast... Ok I guess I'll finish later.

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

A cookie please

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"A cookie please"

You’re in luck. I’m baking some right now.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

The summer back.

And my mortgage paid off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nooo! I like the dark evenings.

Me too! But I hate them starting while I’m still inside at work."

Going to work in the dark and getting home when it’s dark is crap, I agree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hotwife from Fife

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Some good penis/sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh I’m sorry she isn’t receiving the help she needs

I hope it gets sorted for her soon

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"A cookie please

You’re in luck. I’m baking some right now."

Ohhhhh _nitter kisses for you

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Back of the bins.

A bucket of olives, a case of peroni, a hotel and some company!

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By *use and wolfCouple
over a year ago

angus

"you wanted right now, what would it be? "

My fantasy of being sprung on and tormented by 2 or 3 leather clad women and held hostage for a weekend of D/s fun.

...and World Peace...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone else to do the dishes"

I hear you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You!

Can I say you? Does that count? That works right? "

Can you wait until I’ve had my nap?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I haven't given this much thought.

Are you sure that’s what you want? I’m not convinced

I would also like someone to proof read my posts please

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I haven't given this much thought.

I'm stealing this

sack the gardener I prefer a gym's room, chefs and house keeper

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"You!

Can I say you? Does that count? That works right?

Can you wait until I’ve had my nap? "

Okay!

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

I wouldn't mind a kitten to play with.

Actual feline kitten. Or just to go somewhere where a big momma cat has just had a litter but they're the cute age not the wrinkly ballsack looking age. And I'd go 'hey there puss puss' and be smothered in kittens. And urine probably. Worth it!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I haven't given this much thought.

I'm stealing this

sack the gardener I prefer a gym's room, chefs and house keeper

You can have the next property along. Just don't be sending your people to borrow sugar from my people

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The winning Euromillions ticket for the next draw

LvM"

Remember us when you win!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I haven't given this much thought.

Are you sure that’s what you want? I’m not convinced

I would also like someone to proof read my posts please

It was all the excitement. You weren’t thinking straight

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I haven't given this much thought.

Are you sure that’s what you want? I’m not convinced

I would also like someone to proof read my posts please

It was all the excitement. You weren’t thinking straight

I so rarely am.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

A mocha from Bothams on the way home. With a coconut slice.

I'm hoping by typing this I manifest it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wouldn't mind a kitten to play with.

I’d actually love this but replace the cats with dogs and minus the being covered in urine

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Oi you!

You are meant to napping. Got me waiting around here!

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"I wouldn't mind a kitten to play with.

I’d actually love this but replace the cats with dogs and minus the being covered in urine

I don't WANT the urine Mrs shiv Christ! But they do the little fuckers. So do puppies! Small sacrifices!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To have my van finished and repaired

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"An extra four of five hours of daylight every day."

Oh this sounds good.

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By *ary69321Man
over a year ago

Newcastle upon tyne

Yeah, you didn't give that much thought lol

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By *ary69321Man
over a year ago

Newcastle upon tyne

If I wanted anything right now, it would be to have my dog back, my German Shepherd was sent to rainbow bridge on July the 20th, I miss her so much everyday ??

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

Teleport to some place warm.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I wanted anything right now, it would be to have my dog back, my German Shepherd was sent to rainbow bridge on July the 20th, I miss her so much everyday ??"

This makes me sad. Loosing a pet is heartbreaking

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By *ary69321Man
over a year ago

Newcastle upon tyne

Thank you, my first dog, she had dementia.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

The confidence of a mediocre white man

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I haven't given this much thought.

I'm stealing this

sack the gardener I prefer a gym's room, chefs and house keeper

You can have the next property along. Just don't be sending your people to borrow sugar from my people

but I'm guessing the offer of cake should be complementary neighbourly and all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man that isn't a total dickhead for a few hours

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

Another coffee, and a certain someone cuddled up to me on this sofa in this cafe so we could spend all afternoon chatting about rubbish before fucking each other senseless as the sun goes down, and then finding somewhere exquisite for dinner, and then maybe a movie, and then more sex…. Is that one thing too many?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I haven't given this much thought.

I'm stealing this

sack the gardener I prefer a gym's room, chefs and house keeper

You can have the next property along. Just don't be sending your people to borrow sugar from my people

but I'm guessing the offer of cake should be complementary neighbourly and all that

Cake will always be available along with a delicious beverage of your choice

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By *heoneandonlyEJCouple
over a year ago

Rotherham

World peace. E

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A safe a happy new year for everyone.

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By *elissa cdTV/TS
over a year ago

over the rainbow

To get rid of my manhood and become a real women

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I’d love a day where my hip worked so I could take my pooches on a long walk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The confidence of a mediocre white man"

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

A hug so tight to take all my worries away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A poo.. constipation is real.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

A big Christmas shopping trip to get it all done in one then relax the rest of Nov/Dec.

And maybe an orgasm or two.

Mrs

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Right now I'd love a walk along the coast with himself, then back home to snuggle on the sofa watching films - obviously snacks need to be involved too.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

A lady, walking into my little office with a lemon drizzle cake and then proceeding to bend over my desk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sorry I know it’s lame but a lasting peace throughout the world, to much war at the minute, we all just need to get along

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

"A big Christmas shopping trip to get it all done in one then relax the rest of Nov/Dec.

And maybe an orgasm or two.

Mrs "
an afternoon under the duvet with mrs Mocha

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Beautiful long blonde hair and actual tits

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

A day off work to go horse riding or have a relaxing day by a (warm) swimming pool.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A big Christmas shopping trip to get it all done in one then relax the rest of Nov/Dec.

And maybe an orgasm or two.

Mrs "

Thats my plan for this year. I’m fed up running around stressed still buying gifts last minute.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"A big Christmas shopping trip to get it all done in one then relax the rest of Nov/Dec.

And maybe an orgasm or two.

Mrs

Thats my plan for this year. I’m fed up running around stressed still buying gifts last minute. "

Same, we've just been out & done all the kids so I'm pleased that part is done.

Mrs

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By *IG G77Man
over a year ago

GATLEY

A regular fwb a lady that appreciates all of life's pleasures and to enjoy great sex

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Several million please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweets. No scratch that, a big bag of sweets.

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By *andy CanesWoman
over a year ago

south

Fish & chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hug or failing that....

The new BMW GS1300 in green and gold spoked rims with the optional sport package and dual sport exhaust.

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By *mall.sausageMan
over a year ago

Rochdale

Not to go to work tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A day off work to go horse riding or have a relaxing day by a (warm) swimming pool."

Do you go horse riding often? I’d love to do that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A big Christmas shopping trip to get it all done in one then relax the rest of Nov/Dec.

And maybe an orgasm or two.

Mrs

Thats my plan for this year. I’m fed up running around stressed still buying gifts last minute.

Same, we've just been out & done all the kids so I'm pleased that part is done.

Mrs "

You’re wayyyyy ahead of me

I hope you manage to get the rest sorted soon so you can chill come Christmas time.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Someone to make me a cup of tea, I really want one and can't be bothered to do it myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fish & chips

Treat yourself to a chippy tea!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A certain someone to bend me over this table and gimme a proper good shafting.

Please.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

A seat…on his face x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Someone to make me a cup of tea, I really want one and can't be bothered to do it myself

I always have the kettle on and would gladly give you one. Sorry I meant make you one

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By *ylonseeker2023Man
over a year ago

Harwich

"A certain someone to bend me over this table and gimme a proper good shafting.

Please."

Lucky 'certain someone'!

Give him a ring, I'm sure he'd oblige.

Just send me your number and address and I'll let him know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm actually alright at the minute. I don't really think having something right now would massively improve my mood. The winning lottery ticket wouldn't be so bad though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet with the Shivs ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you wanted right now, what would it be?

I’m exhausted so I’d settle for a nap. "

Beer

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By *ary69321Man
over a year ago

Newcastle upon tyne

Me too, I'm in agony with mine too, but the doctors won't give me Tramadol, I'm on bloody codine and it isn't working.

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By * kiss like morphineMan
over a year ago

The gravelly bit next to the shed

A week in a steam room and plenty of kip...in fact you them monkeys in China in the hot pool amongst the snow?...that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bucket of olives, a case of peroni, a hotel and some company! "

If you two weren’t so far away…

I’d settle for a wife who needed intimacy and who I could spoon with

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

A smooch on the sofa

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

All sweaty from a bike ride so right all I want (and indeed, need) is a nice hot shower.

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By *eesiderladd31Man
over a year ago

redcar

Probs a blowjob been months

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"A day off work to go horse riding or have a relaxing day by a (warm) swimming pool.

Do you go horse riding often? I’d love to do that! "

Sorry I missed this earlier. I don't go as often as I'd like any more. I used to go once a week but it's probably once a month or so now. We moved further away from the stables and the one locally was utterly rubbish

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

A long back massage, it's killing me after clinic today

Tinder x

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

An extra 10kg of muscle tissue

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"An extra 10kg of muscle tissue"

Don't be greedy, mate - you're doing pretty well on that front already!

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Someone to make me a cup of tea, I really want one and can't be bothered to do it myself

I always have the kettle on and would gladly give you one. Sorry I meant make you one "

what biscuits have you got?

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By *dinson1983Man
over a year ago

Wakefield

A concubine. I work away alot... they would really help

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Not to be rich, but comfortable. so can give my parents a nice peaceful life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daizy!!

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

"you wanted right now, what would it be?

I’m exhausted so I’d settle for a nap. "

You when you wake up next to me and we spoon then you push back in to me...

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