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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

Was a household item or appliance, what would they be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dildo

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"A dildo"

Fair. Spice rack.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toaster

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Toaster"

One that doesn’t work. The fuse has blown or something.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Toaster

One that doesn’t work. The fuse has blown or something."

Electric mixer

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

A beanbag. Warm and soft, something you want to spend time settling into

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

A steam cleaner. You love having it around but you’re not quite sure what to do with it.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"A beanbag. Warm and soft, something you want to spend time settling into"

A coffee table. I'd be banging into them all the time.

LvM

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"A steam cleaner. You love having it around but you’re not quite sure what to do with it."

I just can’t

Bites lip

Freezer. Super cool

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"A steam cleaner. You love having it around but you’re not quite sure what to do with it.

I just can’t

Bites lip

Freezer. Super cool

Something decorative

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"A steam cleaner. You love having it around but you’re not quite sure what to do with it.

I just can’t

Bites lip

Freezer. Super cool

Something decorative "

Warm fleece blanket

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

An espresso maker, because I wake up every morning wanting a shot of her.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

A dining room chair. Comfy for short periods when you're ravenous

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"A dining room chair. Comfy for short periods when you're ravenous"

A radiator. Stone cold until you turn them on

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"A dining room chair. Comfy for short periods when you're ravenous"

A bed. You get in and don't want to get out

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"A dining room chair. Comfy for short periods when you're ravenous

A bed. You get in and don't want to get out"

Fluffy pillows with enough gaps in between that you think oooh this feels nice...is it wrong if I unzip in this gap?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

A tumble drier. You’d be better off keeping it outside, in the shed or something, where you can’t hear all the noise it makes.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"A tumble drier. You’d be better off keeping it outside, in the shed or something, where you can’t hear all the noise it makes."

One of those welly-boot taker offer things.

Outdoorsy but also a mid middle class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A microwave.. just as good as the oven but makes you finish in half the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bike rack, to be fair though I could park a motorbike in that cleavage hehe

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"A bike rack, to be fair though I could park a motorbike in that cleavage hehe"

Kitchen roll holder

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

My favourite mug because I wanna tea bag her.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

My favourite mug because I would stand next to him with a lob on.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

My favourite mug because I have a habit of smashing those

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

An empty mug tree

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

An umbrella stand. Gets quite a lot of use and often ends up wet.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

A refrigerator because I’d like to keep my yoghurt in her.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

A cupboard. So he can sit stationary and watch me seduce his lovely other half.

Actually I wrote this and feel pretty shitty cause that's fucking awful even as a hypothetical. Oh well I'll post it anyway

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

"A cupboard. So he can sit stationary and watch me seduce his lovely other half.

Actually I wrote this and feel pretty shitty cause that's fucking awful even as a hypothetical. Oh well I'll post it anyway

Based on that cock, he could be a garden hose

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

A fruit bowl, especially useful for storing pineapples

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

A dining table…… that I would very much like to lay…..

Except I would usually say it in a much less crude way!

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By *ddkkk91Man
over a year ago

fife

"A dining table…… that I would very much like to lay…..

Except I would usually say it in a much less crude way!

A guitar holder

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By *ylonseeker2023Man
over a year ago

Harwich

A sandwich maker.

Great for when the ladies want to have a night time munch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Washing machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Washing machine "

Omelette pan

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Melon baller.

Mrs TMN x

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By *ifewantsmore777Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Melon baller.

Mrs TMN x"

A radio

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Salt & pepper shakers

Then we could push it real good together

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Chilli sauce. A bit hot, a bit naughty, an occasional treat that might make your bum sting the next day

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

An air fryer.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

A very cosy rug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wine fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chopping board.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An iron because its smoking

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

An electric toothbrush. Small but powerful, something you want in your mouth twice a day

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

An oven , because she’s very hot and I’d like to put things in her

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"An oven , because she’s very hot and I’d like to put things in her

Shark hoover

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

A potato peeler because she’s grate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiralizer, not sure what I'd use it for but they look fun.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"A potato peeler because she’s grate."

A teas made...just what you want to wake you up in the morning

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

"A potato peeler because she’s grate."

A shower, go near them and get wet

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Shampoo and conditioner. They compliment eachother, and for best results you use both

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By *jj2012Man
over a year ago

Barry

Salt and Pepper an essential to any household

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dependable mug for a big brew

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

The big comfy recliner that everyone wants to sit on

Em x

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"The big comfy recliner that everyone wants to sit on

Em x"

Em would be a washing machine

I’d turn her on with one finger then dump my dirty load in her

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

A torch. Easy to turn on, and keeps going until it runs out of power

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"A torch. Easy to turn on, and keeps going until it runs out of power "

Hotel chocolat velvetiser. Warm, creamy, delicious

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