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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

What are the status update fails for you, on others' profiles?

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Constant updates like balls need emptying now/need to cum /meet.

Also anyone being derogatory about others on a status or constantly saying how crap fab is, that they're leaving & never do.

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

Typos. I never do that.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

I have 8 million messages because I'm so popular form an orderly que

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Brb just milking my goat

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Folk moaning about fab or other fabbers. Even if we've met and got on previously, it's a hard no. Mrs TMN's cave of wonders is now sealed shut.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

The hundreds of status updates every night asking for drug Deliveroos.

“420 guys?”

“Anyone bring snow?”

“Who’s got P?”

Bores the tits off me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s gross when people put statuses with words like “drain” “dump” “empty” “unload” “hole”… things like that.

It reminds me of sewage makes me feel sick

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Brb just milking my goat "

I’d be okay with that one.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Constant updates like balls need emptying now/need to cum /meet.

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THIS. RIGHT. HERE.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst ones for me it need to dumb my load or wanting to eat pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worst ones for me it need to dumb my load or wanting to eat pussy "

*dump

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Who wants to meet Hubby and send pics to me?"

"Please fab our pics/Thanks for the fabs" (give us more!)

"Got full balls, need help" (ever the romantic)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just had on my status ....

Cancelled again, FFS.

Real cringe, brought the desperate out en masse. Block list is a lot bloody bigger.

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By *exySwitches203Couple
over a year ago

Felixstowe

‘Bored and horny, anyone chatting?’

Puts us off and when people put up ‘who is free for a fuck or ‘free after 11pm who fancies a quicky?’ At 9pm.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

“Does anyone in this site actually meet”?

(Yes. Just not moany, cock filled profile idiots like you)

I think I had a side order of bitch with my tea this morning

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It's a slippery slope...

"Bored"

"Need a hole"

"Why be on here, if not fucking?"

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"The hundreds of status updates every night asking for drug Deliveroos.

“420 guys?”

“Anyone bring snow?”

“Who’s got P?”

Bores the tits off me."

Yep... White party is a new one I've seen

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Anyone who is bored

Anyone who wants unloading/emptying

Anyone looking for a dirty slut

Anyone staying in a hotel

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

Vaguebooking/ Status tennis/ Rants

Appeals for subs donations

Stuff about “Mother Nature”.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have 8 million messages because I'm so popular form an orderly que"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Just saw (fab username) in town/bus station/asda etc”

Bit stalkery to then make it your status.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't believe we haven't had the "New profile, if you remember me please verify"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the wanting to lick pussy, or need blowing right now - those kind of updates turn my stomach tbh.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

You see this one quite a bit.

"Female user name", get in touch, I can't message you.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"“Just saw (fab username) in town/bus station/asda etc”

Bit stalkery to then make it your status. "

A ‘bit’? No, a LOT.

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

One lass was on holiday and was using the status update to say nasty things about other holidaymakers one was calling a lass a dog and other about how a bloke chose to dress

As other said moaning/calling about other members

Any that do multiple a day regardless of the content

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
51 weeks ago

Southampton

My status updates don't want to save... no I'm not naming people, yes I've raised an issue... any suggestions people??

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By *rRiosMan
51 weeks ago

dublin


"My status updates don't want to save... no I'm not naming people, yes I've raised an issue... any suggestions people??"
Log out and log back in? Someone messaged me earlier and said they couldn’t reply+quote on the forums. Could be a glitch in the matrix…

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
51 weeks ago

Southampton


"My status updates don't want to save... no I'm not naming people, yes I've raised an issue... any suggestions people??Log out and log back in? Someone messaged me earlier and said they couldn’t reply+quote on the forums. Could be a glitch in the matrix… "

I've tried that several times but I shall log out and see what occurs in the morning....thanks morpheus

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By *naswingdressWoman
51 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Several years ago there was a guy who posted several times a day - something like, my wife and I are getting back together soon, come get me while I'm still available.

For about six weeks.

I've seen worse, but that was novel and

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By *rRiosMan
51 weeks ago

dublin


"Several years ago there was a guy who posted several times a day - something like, my wife and I are getting back together soon, come get me while I'm still available.

For about six weeks.

I've seen worse, but that was novel and "

I imagine he was inundated!

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
51 weeks ago

Belfast

'Any fairy dust on the go'

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By *eroLondonMan
51 weeks ago

Covent Garden

My favourite status updates were from —

Full English With Tea. I miss him.

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
51 weeks ago

Central

Judging by what most people update with and the pet hates here, I'm guessing that 99% of updates are fails

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

"in such a hotel....any one around"....

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By *he ass man 666Man
51 weeks ago

paradise city

Should just pay a tramp to go knock on the hotel door , “ suprise “ lol

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By *he ass man 666Man
51 weeks ago

paradise city

Is it snowing in (insert place )

Site support run out , anyone want to treat me to another

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

"wanna meet.... anything anywhere right now"

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By *r_PinkMan
51 weeks ago

london stratford

I think I shat the bed,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, AGAIN!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Message me again, I’ve had to bulk delete too many messages.

I mean Wtf? Have you heard yourself??

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