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By *ady4lady OP Woman
over a year ago

liverpool

syringe. Just read thread about ear infection, and I have a total phobia about anyone inserting anything into my ear ( keep it clean!). I suffer with my hearing sometimes but wont let doctor near me.

Does anyone else have irrational phobias?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No ear sex for you then!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"syringe. Just read thread about ear infection, and I have a total phobia about anyone inserting anything into my ear ( keep it clean!). I suffer with my hearing sometimes but wont let doctor near me.

Does anyone else have irrational phobias?"
flip flops, they bring me out in a cold sweat just looking at someone wearing them, crocs and uggs have the same effect.

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By *ady4lady OP Woman
over a year ago

liverpool

"No ear sex for you then!

I could make an exception for you..... i believe yours would fit nicely.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

not a phobia but i dont like the sound of people brushing their teeth, even on tv.....gives me the willies

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Heights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to have both ears syringed years ago with an electric thingy. Just as well she had done one before the thingy fell off in 2nd ear cos otherwise would only have had one done

I can't stand balloons they freak me out big time

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Strap ons give me the willies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No ear sex for you then!

I could make an exception for you..... i believe yours would fit nicely.

I promise to be gentle with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strap ons give me the willies

Whistles while quietly putting strap on back in draw

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By *ady4lady OP Woman
over a year ago

liverpool

"No ear sex for you then!

I could make an exception for you..... i believe yours would fit nicely.

I promise to be gentle with it.

I only practice safe sex so you must promise to wear a wax jacket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines probably a common phobia, I'm shit scared of clowns

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By *ady4lady OP Woman
over a year ago

liverpool

So if I arrived at a club wearing a clown costume, brushing my teeth and carrying a bunch of balloons, Id be a very lonely girl lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No ear sex for you then!

I could make an exception for you..... i believe yours would fit nicely.

I promise to be gentle with it.

I only practice safe sex so you must promise to wear a wax jacket

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Big Monte and my partner in crime Not so little Cristo are always impeccably presented and always suited and booted for action.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So if I arrived at a club wearing a clown costume, brushing my teeth and carrying a bunch of balloons, Id be a very lonely girl lol "

yep

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Strap ons give me the willies

Whistles while quietly putting strap on back in draw

Locking the drawer and flushing the key down the loo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So if I arrived at a club wearing a clown costume, brushing my teeth and carrying a bunch of balloons, Id be a very lonely girl lol "

id probably already ran a mile lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Mines probably a common phobia, I'm shit scared of clowns

Me too. Especially the ones with massive pockets. A man could get lost in there

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Mines probably a common phobia, I'm shit scared of clowns

Me too. Especially the ones with massive pockets. A man could get lost in there "
bad man!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Mushrooms - what the hell are they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strap ons give me the willies

Whistles while quietly putting strap on back in draw

Locking the drawer and flushing the key down the loo

Hey you can't do that I want me rabbit

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By *ady4lady OP Woman
over a year ago

liverpool

Fairies umbrellas. Thats what mushrooms are. Or fairy stools ( the ones you sit on, not the other ones eek )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines probably a common phobia, I'm shit scared of clowns

Me too. Especially the ones with massive pockets. A man could get lost in there "

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Fairies umbrellas. Thats what mushrooms are. Or fairy stools ( the ones you sit on, not the other ones eek )"
fairy poo?

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By *ady4lady OP Woman
over a year ago

liverpool

"Fairies umbrellas. Thats what mushrooms are. Or fairy stools ( the ones you sit on, not the other ones eek )fairy poo?

Possibly, now I know why some dont like them.

Strange shaped poo tho !

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Strap ons give me the willies

Whistles while quietly putting strap on back in draw

Locking the drawer and flushing the key down the loo

Hey you can't do that I want me rabbit

It's under the bed where you chucked it the last time. Don't forget to wipe his ears

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Velvet. I can't touch it

it makes my teeth itch!!

Glitter...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Fairies umbrellas. Thats what mushrooms are. Or fairy stools ( the ones you sit on, not the other ones eek )fairy poo?

Possibly, now I know why some dont like them.

Strange shaped poo tho !"
id always imagined fairy poo would look like vermicelli....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Fairies umbrellas. Thats what mushrooms are. Or fairy stools ( the ones you sit on, not the other ones eek )"

People eat fairy stools

Yucky.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Fairies umbrellas. Thats what mushrooms are. Or fairy stools ( the ones you sit on, not the other ones eek )

People eat fairy stools

Yucky."
now i feel ill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Velvet. I can't touch it

it makes my teeth itch!!

Glitter...

You saying that made me think of Cotten wool, peaches and the old paper packet of sherbet fountain. Just writing them has made my hands go all funny and not in a good way

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Fairies umbrellas. Thats what mushrooms are. Or fairy stools ( the ones you sit on, not the other ones eek )fairy poo?

Possibly, now I know why some dont like them.

Strange shaped poo tho !"

Do you know that shape of a fairy anus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ppl or babies chewing clothes made from wool.. that goes right through me!

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By *ady4lady OP Woman
over a year ago

liverpool

Strange, coconut makes my teeth itch. Cant explain what I mean but it does.

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By *ady4lady OP Woman
over a year ago

liverpool

"Fairies umbrellas. Thats what mushrooms are. Or fairy stools ( the ones you sit on, not the other ones eek )fairy poo?

Possibly, now I know why some dont like them.

Strange shaped poo tho !

Do you know that shape of a fairy anus?"

Mushroom shaped i guess

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

vicers and churches cant stand them. strange i no but heyho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

False eyes, stems from when I wad a student nurse, and had to perform last offices to a patient. He had two, put first in,.then the second one, first one fell out,.put that back in the second one fell out,.went on like that, got me so frustrated, now I try to avoid them at all cost.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

1)Goths on skateboards

2)Old ladies with umbrellas

3)Jedward

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By *anyoufeelmeMan
over a year ago

near you

"Velvet. I can't touch it

it makes my teeth itch!!

Glitter...

Gary Glitter ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't call them irrational, I have a fear of needles and had it since I was a child

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an irrational fear of multi storey car parks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polystyrene,can't stand the sound or the feel of it,it makes my teeth itch.

If i get a parcel or buy something with it on i have to wait for someone else to unpack it whilst im not in the room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So if I arrived at a club wearing a clown costume, brushing my teeth and carrying a bunch of balloons, Id be a very lonely girl lol "

Hahaha love scouse humour lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Touching polystyrene tiles makes me shudder.

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Pigs lol

I work with animals and stuff that would scary a lot of people

But pigs for me are what nightmares are made of

D x

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Scare even lol

D x

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