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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Out of the bag?

If so why? I need a really good reason.

Disclaimer no actual cats were put in any bags or harmed in the making of this thread.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

A little more context might be useful with this one x

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

But it could be both alive and dead whilst in the bag - let it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Schrödinger's cat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out of the bag?

If so why? I need a really good reason.

Disclaimer no actual cats were put in any bags or harmed in the making of this thread."

Yes !

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Weigh it up. What will happen if you do? Will it cause harm or upset? Will it be funny? Will it be appreciated?

In some cases it’s best to leave the cat well alone. In others it need to be teased out, played with and set free.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

What kind of cat?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Spill the beans!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Schrödinger's cat?

"

Or fabshwingers pussy

It's both wet and dry, until you stick your finger in and find out

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"Schrödinger's cat?

"

He's in a box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don’t do it now. That might will scratch you eyes out when you do eventually let it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Schrödinger's cat?

He's in a box"

Maybe he moved? Times are hard.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Yes, do it. I'm here for the drama, oh wait... Drama isn't your thing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Schrödinger's cat?

"

No that's a box

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Schrödinger's cat?

Or fabshwingers pussy

It's both wet and dry, until you stick your finger in and find out "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Schrödinger's cat?

No that's a box "

Like I said he could of moved!!!

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"Schrödinger's cat?

He's in a box

Maybe he moved? Times are hard."

True... One of those Lidl bags for life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I say it would be appreciated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, do it. I'm here for the drama, oh wait... Drama isn't your thing. "

Ah everyone loves the drama. Until they don't love the drama.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do now, think later . Words I live by

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

What would Schrödingers penis be? Hard and soft?

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent


"Yes, do it. I'm here for the drama, oh wait... Drama isn't your thing.

Ah everyone loves the drama. Until they don't love the drama. "

Everyone loves somebody else’s drama x

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"Yes, do it. I'm here for the drama, oh wait... Drama isn't your thing.

Ah everyone loves the drama. Until they don't love the drama. "

Always easier when it's someone else's

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"What would Schrödingers penis be? Hard and soft?"

Well that's just a semi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Schrödinger's cat?

No that's a box

Like I said he could of moved!!!"

That cat could have, but what about the poison and radioactive stuff.

It's not Schrödinger's cat then is it really?

But how did the cat get out of the box to move, that's the question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Schrödinger's cat?

No that's a box

Like I said he could of moved!!!

That cat could have, but what about the poison and radioactive stuff.

It's not Schrödinger's cat then is it really?

But how did the cat get out of the box to move, that's the question."

Nobody saw, so nobody knows. Did he even move? Maybe he has a bag, a bag for a cat in a bag.

Unless you open it....the cats both in the bag and the box.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent


"Schrödinger's cat?

No that's a box

Like I said he could of moved!!!

That cat could have, but what about the poison and radioactive stuff.

It's not Schrödinger's cat then is it really?

But how did the cat get out of the box to move, that's the question."

It only matters if he was seen moving. Otherwise he could still be in the box… or not.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"Schrödinger's cat?

No that's a box

Like I said he could of moved!!!

That cat could have, but what about the poison and radioactive stuff.

It's not Schrödinger's cat then is it really?

But how did the cat get out of the box to move, that's the question.

It only matters if he was seen moving. Otherwise he could still be in the box… or not. "

Is there even a cat at all?

There's definitely a penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Schrödinger's cat?

No that's a box

Like I said he could of moved!!!

That cat could have, but what about the poison and radioactive stuff.

It's not Schrödinger's cat then is it really?

But how did the cat get out of the box to move, that's the question.

It only matters if he was seen moving. Otherwise he could still be in the box… or not.

Is there even a cat at all?

There's definitely a penis"

In the cat?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the bags split tbh

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent


"Schrödinger's cat?

No that's a box

Like I said he could of moved!!!

That cat could have, but what about the poison and radioactive stuff.

It's not Schrödinger's cat then is it really?

But how did the cat get out of the box to move, that's the question.

It only matters if he was seen moving. Otherwise he could still be in the box… or not.

Is there even a cat at all?

There's definitely a penis"

Yes there is definitely a penis

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"Schrödinger's cat?

No that's a box

Like I said he could of moved!!!

That cat could have, but what about the poison and radioactive stuff.

It's not Schrödinger's cat then is it really?

But how did the cat get out of the box to move, that's the question.

It only matters if he was seen moving. Otherwise he could still be in the box… or not.

Is there even a cat at all?

There's definitely a penis

In the cat?! "

I hope not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the bags split tbh

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent


"Schrödinger's cat?

No that's a box

Like I said he could of moved!!!

That cat could have, but what about the poison and radioactive stuff.

It's not Schrödinger's cat then is it really?

But how did the cat get out of the box to move, that's the question.

It only matters if he was seen moving. Otherwise he could still be in the box… or not.

Is there even a cat at all?

There's definitely a penis

In the cat?! "

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By *revaunanceCouple
over a year ago

Exeter


"Spill the beans! "

Please do not spill beans on cats!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Schrödinger's cat?

No that's a box

Like I said he could of moved!!!

That cat could have, but what about the poison and radioactive stuff.

It's not Schrödinger's cat then is it really?

But how did the cat get out of the box to move, that's the question.

It only matters if he was seen moving. Otherwise he could still be in the box… or not.

Is there even a cat at all?

There's definitely a penis

In the cat?!

"

How did it get to this?

I looked away for like 2 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Schrödinger's cat?

No that's a box

Like I said he could of moved!!!

That cat could have, but what about the poison and radioactive stuff.

It's not Schrödinger's cat then is it really?

But how did the cat get out of the box to move, that's the question.

It only matters if he was seen moving. Otherwise he could still be in the box… or not.

Is there even a cat at all?

There's definitely a penis

In the cat?!

How did it get to this?

I looked away for like 2 minutes "

So did the cat.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent


"Schrödinger's cat?

No that's a box

Like I said he could of moved!!!

That cat could have, but what about the poison and radioactive stuff.

It's not Schrödinger's cat then is it really?

But how did the cat get out of the box to move, that's the question.

It only matters if he was seen moving. Otherwise he could still be in the box… or not.

Is there even a cat at all?

There's definitely a penis

In the cat?!

How did it get to this?

I looked away for like 2 minutes "

you should know better by now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Schrödinger's cat?

No that's a box

Like I said he could of moved!!!

That cat could have, but what about the poison and radioactive stuff.

It's not Schrödinger's cat then is it really?

But how did the cat get out of the box to move, that's the question.

Nobody saw, so nobody knows. Did he even move? Maybe he has a bag, a bag for a cat in a bag.

Unless you open it....the cats both in the bag and the box.

"

Sometimes you really remind me of someone else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apologies OP.

I shall leave your thread be now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Schrödinger's cat?

No that's a box

Like I said he could of moved!!!

That cat could have, but what about the poison and radioactive stuff.

It's not Schrödinger's cat then is it really?

But how did the cat get out of the box to move, that's the question.

It only matters if he was seen moving. Otherwise he could still be in the box… or not.

Is there even a cat at all?

There's definitely a penis

In the cat?!

How did it get to this?

I looked away for like 2 minutes

you should know better by now "

Who me? I have no idea what you're talking about?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apologies OP.

I shall leave your thread be now. "

Well thanks chick.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Spill the beans!

Please do not spill beans on cats!"

Cats spill beans. They see that tin, knock it right over. They don't give a fuck.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Let the cat out of the bag but put the bunny back in the box.

J

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Let the cat out of the bag but put the bunny back in the box.

J"

Who's bunny? Back in the box after it's been boiled or before?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My puss went out about the same time as this thread started...

Is he the cat ?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Let the cat out of the bag but put the bunny back in the box.

J

Who's bunny? Back in the box after it's been boiled or before?"

What sort of monster boils a toy bunny?

J

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"Spill the beans!

Please do not spill beans on cats!

Cats spill beans. They see that tin, knock it right over. They don't give a fuck. "

True

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Out of the bag?

If so why? I need a really good reason.

Disclaimer no actual cats were put in any bags or harmed in the making of this thread."

No. No need to open any bags. Leave the cat where it is. It's sleeping.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My puss went out about the same time as this thread started...

Is he the cat ? "

We don't know if the cat is male or female.

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

Point of order: if we knew why you put the hypothetical cat in the bag in the first place we’d be in a better position to answer definitively. Is the cat homicidal?

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By *annybrowneyesMan
over a year ago

Paddock Wood

Did the cat give consent to go into the bag in the first place? Is it happy in said bag?

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Well that depends on where you want to get to..?

There's cats and then there's deranged bagpusseses

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Release the Kraken!

Oh…it was just a cat?

Oh well….release it any way

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"Spill the beans!

Please do not spill beans on cats!

Cats spill beans. They see that tin, knock it right over. They don't give a fuck. "

Cats have toe beans

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"Well that depends on where you want to get to..?

There's cats and then there's deranged bagpusseses

"

Don't call me deranged!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let it out, then log off and let the drama unfold. Come back to it to see if the cat is is alive or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

This thread is more insanity than I've ever caused.

We need raven back in here.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"This thread is more insanity than I've ever caused.

We need raven back in here."

It's all a bit crazy random tonight

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"This thread is more insanity than I've ever caused.

We need raven back in here.

It's all a bit crazy random tonight"

I'm loving the galmance between you both to be honest.

Probably sexually let's face it.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A


"Well that depends on where you want to get to..?

There's cats and then there's deranged bagpusseses

Don't call me deranged!"

Don't you want to come to the TeA pArTy ?

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

I'm both amused and confused at the same time

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think it’s out tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a lot happier being out

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