FabSwingers.com forum: Bruce is soon to be gone...

By *lamdaddy OP Man
over a year ago

London

I'm sorry to say it everyone. Hold those tears. It's been emotional.

But I'm going to change my username as soon as it allows me too. God damn it Knights. Fucking Bruce is a horrendous username.

So I'm gonna change it to a new one but I want GOOD ideas here people. I'll probably ignore them all but I want one that will sound cool and get me laid. Go.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"I'm sorry to say it everyone. Hold those tears. It's been emotional.

But I'm going to change my username as soon as it allows me too. God damn it Knights. Fucking Bruce is a horrendous username.

So I'm gonna change it to a new one but I want GOOD ideas here people. I'll probably ignore them all but I want one that will sound cool and get me laid. Go."

Bruce wants the juice

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

How about 'I am Bruce'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d go with first pet name and colour of your underwear. Like 90’s porn star name chooser style.

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Essex

Brucey Boners

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Laid"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brucenator

Brucemeister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about 'I am Bruce'"

That's very good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/11/23 17:53:54]

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

Bruce Almighty?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

A cuddly toy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a Bruce loose aboot this hoose

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

How about :

CoolandLaid?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I'm sorry to say it everyone. Hold those tears. It's been emotional.

But I'm going to change my username as soon as it allows me too. God damn it Knights. Fucking Bruce is a horrendous username.

So I'm gonna change it to a new one but I want GOOD ideas here people. I'll probably ignore them all but I want one that will sound cool and get me laid. Go."

Bruce almighty

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"There's a Bruce loose aboot this hoose"

Hahaha we have a winner!

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Bruce almighty.

Bruce the great and powerful.

Bruces juce

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Bruce Horndog And The Clunge

Possibly too old a band reference.

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
over a year ago

London

Guys did no one read the part where I said Bruce will be gone.

I'm getting rid of the Bruce!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Wayne Bruce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about Wonko’s understudy

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

IsItANippleHairOrJustThePhoto

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"IsItANippleHairOrJustThePhoto

It's just the photo!

Of the nipple hair!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

What colour are your eyes?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"What colour are your eyes?

I like your thinking!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Wayne Bruce"

Haha very good Robin

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"What colour are your eyes?

Hazel

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

It's fucking Bruce

Raven's pegee

Bruce's hole is a goal

It's Brucey time

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"What colour are your eyes?

Hazel "

With a hint of blue, yes.......

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

You get nothing for a pair

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

HazleNuts

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"What colour are your eyes?

Hazel

With a hint of blue, yes.......

But if he steals that then Fluffy won't get her name back and might leave. And then I'd have to kick your arse.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

FFS_not_him_again

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

Fire Exit.

Then everywhere you go you will see your name up in lights

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Guys did no one read the part where I said Bruce will be gone.

I'm getting rid of the Bruce!

Is this like twitter and X? You do realise nobody is ever going to call you anything but Bruce.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"What colour are your eyes?

Hazel

With a hint of blue, yes.......

Oh! Ha ha ha ha

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

The_Cat_Daddy

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By *isterMushroomMan
over a year ago

Warrington

Loose Bruce?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What colour are your eyes?

Hazel "

You have your new name already - Hazel will get you a lot of cock too!

Alternatively you could go with 'TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsBruce'

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By *isterMushroomMan
over a year ago

Warrington

Maybe not Bruce Dickinson

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Brucey Boners"

. This is the best one

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Father_of_cats

You'd have to get another cat

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"What colour are your eyes?

Hazel

With a hint of blue, yes.......

But if he steals that then Fluffy won't get her name back and might leave. And then I'd have to kick your arse.

Ah bugger. Good point well made. Back to the sldrawing board.

How about G'day Bruce ?

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By *isterMushroomMan
over a year ago

Warrington

"What colour are your eyes?

Hazel

With a hint of blue, yes.......

But if he steals that then Fluffy won't get her name back and might leave. And then I'd have to kick your arse.

Ah bugger. Good point well made. Back to the sldrawing board.

How about G'day Bruce ?"

Strewth Bruce!

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

Unlos with no picture?

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"Guys did no one read the part where I said Bruce will be gone.

I'm getting rid of the Bruce!

I did, actually! But I guess you didn’t like my idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything without Brucey in it

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

How about Jag ?

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Spruce Bruce?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DicktasticDerek

GorgeousGary

BallsyBrian

KinkyKevin

MotherfuckingMartin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about Jag ?

Woah!

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

My_names_Bruce

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Anything without Brucey in it"

Again. Nobody that knows him will call him anything but that. It's no longer just a name

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Anything without Brucey in it

Again. Nobody that knows him will call him anything but that. It's no longer just a name "

BrandnameBrucey

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Anything without Brucey in it"

Agreed, it's settled:

We shall call him... Vagina.

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Dephalus?

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

‘I’m Batman!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SuckitBaby

DeepthroatDave (this could get you the wrong kind of attention)

Bruce_man

I can only do dark female names im afraid.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

How about.....There's a Bruce Loose Aboot This Hoose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything without Brucey in it

Agreed, it's settled:

We shall call him... Vagina.

Vag for short.

Or Gina.

It works.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Anything without Brucey in it

Agreed, it's settled:

We shall call him... Vagina.

Didn't someone suggest 'Cavernous Vag' the other day on a thread....

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Butt man

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Bend_it_like_Bruce

Bent_dick_like_Bruce

Bend_over_like_Bruce

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

" I'mathreadstarterfuckingthreadstarter "

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Anything_butt_Bruce

Bruce_Bigilo_London_Gigilo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bruce Bigelow, Londons Gigolo.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Bruce Bigelow, Londons Gigolo."

Beat you to it ROFL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bruce Bigelow, Londons Gigolo.

Beat you to it ROFL

Yeah yeah smarty pants

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Brucey MacBruceface

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Brucey MacBruceface"

Suggested with crowd voting in mind!

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By *issBehavexxxWoman
over a year ago

essex

Don’t call me Bruce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bruce the moose

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Bryce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roastie chicken

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
over a year ago

London

See, I'm still seeing alot of Bruce here and this is said problem...

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"What colour are your eyes?

Don't give him any ideas! Hopefully brown

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Dave coaches

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I'll be getting rid of Fluffy Chicken in the next few weeks if you want that

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By *w214Couple
over a year ago

Wirral

Effin bruce.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Nobody puts brucey in the corner

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By *w214Couple
over a year ago

Wirral

The artist formerly known as bruce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The profile formerly known as Bruce?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

E-Curb... Or have I got this all backwards?

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'll be getting rid of Fluffy Chicken in the next few weeks if you want that"

Sold!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Bruce 33: just like the 80's aftershave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try Fiona seems to rhyme

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

It's_not_my_name

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"I'll be getting rid of Fluffy Chicken in the next few weeks if you want that

Sold!"

Perfect, I'll drop you a message when I'm getting rid

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Say_my_name_bitch

And then we all say Brucey

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Say_my_name_bitch

And then we all say Brucey"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say_my_name_bitch

And then we all say Brucey"

Like cheerleaders?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t care what you call yourself, you’ll always be brucey to me

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Have you though about "xXAssBlaster69x420BlazeItXx"? Just a suggestion

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be getting rid of Fluffy Chicken in the next few weeks if you want that"

Excuse me, you’ll be giving it back to me on Sunday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shitting Steve?

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By *utterfly64Woman
over a year ago

Raynes Park

Brucey Bonus (or Boner’s)

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"I'll be getting rid of Fluffy Chicken in the next few weeks if you want that

Excuse me, you’ll be giving it back to me on Sunday!"

Too late, I've promised it Bruce now

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Bruce 33: just like the 80's aftershave."

Splash on him all over?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Brucesters minions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys did no one read the part where I said Bruce will be gone.

I'm getting rid of the Bruce!

I don't think just being called 'Fucking' will work..?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Arthur Dent

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Best profile on Fab

... draws folk in on you in droves

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Bruce Fill Us

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Bruscilla_queen_of_the_dessert

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Brucey Bonus

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Cosmo the Cookie Monster.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Cocknocker

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Fancy_A_Knobbing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ll have gone to all that trouble for everyone to still call you brucey

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"You’ll have gone to all that trouble for everyone to still call you brucey

I’m probably still going to call him Brucey.

Unless he changes his name to Puppydog.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Gotta be one of the most original look at me thread's in a while.

Chapeau OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yecurB.

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Freeeedom oh hang on that was Wallis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loveaspud

Bestprofileonfab

Not just the average bruce

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

no oozing without Brucing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about 'I am Bruce'

That's very good!

I was Bruce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you not left yet?

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Essex

How about, just for Xmas..

Bruce’ll Sprout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brucifer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about, just for Xmas..

Bruce’ll Sprout"

This is good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be getting rid of Fluffy Chicken in the next few weeks if you want that

Excuse me, you’ll be giving it back to me on Sunday!

Too late, I've promised it Bruce now"

You promised it me first

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
over a year ago

London

This is one of my most popular threads ever and it's total fucking nonsense

I'm learning here!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

How come everybody changing their name .

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Easy.

It'sNotTopHats

Mrs TMN x

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"How about, just for Xmas..

Bruce’ll Sprout"

Genius

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Golden_Ritchever_Puppy

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Golden_Ritchever_Puppy"

Oh I wouldn't have fought so hard for your attention if I knew you were gonna be like this

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"How come everybody changing their name ."

Tis the season and all that Bolognese

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Bucking Fruce

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Just change it to OP…

Because let’s face is 90% of the time - you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clucking truce

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By *w214Couple
over a year ago

Wirral

There used to be a single male profile on here called slaghammer, now that was ballsey.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"How about, just for Xmas..

Bruce’ll Sprout"

Love it

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Just change it to OP…

Because let’s face is 90% of the time - you are

The best shout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trucking suze

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By *andy BarSteward73Man
over a year ago

Sandwell

BuckingFruce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ducking loose

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Bruce&Raven4Ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RectumRomeo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brucey spunks

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Brucey spunks "

Spanky!

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Bruce&Raven4Ever

Bruce&RavenUpATree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bruce&Raven4Ever

We're getting matching tattoos of that.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Golden_Ritchever_Puppy

Oh I wouldn't have fought so hard for your attention if I knew you were gonna be like this

Regretting it now are we?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Bruce&Raven4Ever

They need to fuck first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bruce&Raven4Ever

Bruce&RavenUpATree"

K I s s I n g

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Bruce&Raven4Ever

Bruce&RavenUpATree

K I s s I n g "

She'd probably push him out the tree to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bruce&Raven4Ever

We're getting matching tattoos of that. "

Crossed out every 2 weeks with a name change?

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By *lamdaddy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Bruce&Raven4Ever

Hahahaha jesus.

Raven I thought we played it cool here?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Chilly-Mattress

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By *ady IncognitoWoman
over a year ago

Given your potato facts in your profile, what about Spud-U-Like?

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

"I'm sorry to say it everyone. Hold those tears. It's been emotional.

But I'm going to change my username as soon as it allows me too. God damn it Knights. Fucking Bruce is a horrendous username."

Rimming Jimmy

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

Rimming Jimmy"

Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuckitty-fuck.

The OP's username made me think of Bruce Forsythe and I was thinking of another 80's TV presenter whose' name could be, ermmm, you know.

Anyway, I was thinking of Jimmy Tarbuck, not *that* Jimmy. It was too late to delete the bastard post...

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By *use and wolfCouple
over a year ago

angus

Strewth Bruce don't go!

Well you can if you like, nobody should tell you what to do, unless you're sub like me lol.

Safe travels, whatever you do

From a pair of randoms lol

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Fucking Bruce - I didn't make you chang it

Maybe Bruce is loose around your hoose

Mrs

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Will it get your dick wet?

Hmmm. Unlikely. Obviously that's where your winning personality comes in to play.

Stick with some variant of Brucey. It's you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bruce Forsooth

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Moose

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Bruce Almighty?"

oh please change it to this

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Bruce willy

Brucybrunette

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Bruce Gobbelsarse

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By *oublesixesMan
over a year ago

Corby

Brucey mcBruceface

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Bruce vain

Batmans alter ego actually does have a song about him!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Spruce Bingstein

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BruceSimp

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Benditlikebruce

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Keep it. It’s amusing.

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
over a year ago

West Suffolk

"I'm sorry to say it everyone. Hold those tears. It's been emotional.

But I'm going to change my username as soon as it allows me too. God damn it Knights. Fucking Bruce is a horrendous username.

So I'm gonna change it to a new one but I want GOOD ideas here people. I'll probably ignore them all but I want one that will sound cool and get me laid. Go."

How about “not fucking Bruce”

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Crack on mate... Youre dragging it out a bit now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crack on mate... Youre dragging it out a bit now. "

It's almost over and Brucie will be no more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kevin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2ndHarold

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

As denny line sang...

We've already said "goodbye"

Since you gotta go, oh you'd better

Go now, go now,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spruce Bingstein "

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"As denny line sang...

We've already said "goodbye"

Since you gotta go, oh you'd better

Go now, go now,"

*laine... Fucking autocorrect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FuckingPotato

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bruce Forsooth "

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

LivingRentFreeInAllYourHeads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crack on mate... Youre dragging it out a bit now.

It's almost over and Brucie will be no more.

Don't get my hopes up.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Fin

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