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What's your horn level?

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By *annybrowneyes OP   Man
over a year ago

Paddock Wood

On a scale of colder than the underside of a penguins ball sack to even the wind brushing my genitals is giving me pre cum, what horn level are you at today?

I'm at the hiding in the banana pile at the supermarket hoping someone picks it up before deciding it isn't ripe enough stage

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m presently at the ever so slightly trembling balls stage of arousal.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

I’m at the can’t focus on anything without seeing some kind of innuendo, even in the gym, level.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On a scale of colder than the underside of a penguins ball sack to even the wind brushing my genitals is giving me pre cum, what horn level are you at today?

I'm at the hiding in the banana pile at the supermarket hoping someone picks it up before deciding it isn't ripe enough stage"

You do this so much better than I did!

I'm not telling anyone what mine is.

It's a secret.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Post blowing one magnificent load earlier I'm ok right now THOUGH someone hot is messaging me and she's a real feisty cat if you know what I'm saying.

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By *annybrowneyes OP   Man
over a year ago

Paddock Wood


"On a scale of colder than the underside of a penguins ball sack to even the wind brushing my genitals is giving me pre cum, what horn level are you at today?

I'm at the hiding in the banana pile at the supermarket hoping someone picks it up before deciding it isn't ripe enough stage

You do this so much better than I did!

I'm not telling anyone what mine is.

It's a secret."

Judging by your status, I am guessing you are at the pretending to be a cat in the tree so a fireman can carry you back down again stage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On a scale of colder than the underside of a penguins ball sack to even the wind brushing my genitals is giving me pre cum, what horn level are you at today?

I'm at the hiding in the banana pile at the supermarket hoping someone picks it up before deciding it isn't ripe enough stage

You do this so much better than I did!

I'm not telling anyone what mine is.

It's a secret.

Judging by your status, I am guessing you are at the pretending to be a cat in the tree so a fireman can carry you back down again stage?"

No just filling my box a different way and being reckless. All in the name of ing out the desperados.

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By *annybrowneyes OP   Man
over a year ago

Paddock Wood


"On a scale of colder than the underside of a penguins ball sack to even the wind brushing my genitals is giving me pre cum, what horn level are you at today?

I'm at the hiding in the banana pile at the supermarket hoping someone picks it up before deciding it isn't ripe enough stage

You do this so much better than I did!

I'm not telling anyone what mine is.

It's a secret.

Judging by your status, I am guessing you are at the pretending to be a cat in the tree so a fireman can carry you back down again stage?

No just filling my box a different way and being reckless. All in the name of ing out the desperados."

Ahh, I shall put my fireman outfit away then...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Well... I fell asleep instead of having a wank earlier... so I'd say pretty low

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None existent.

But I'm ok with that.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

You see that really high thing over there?

And the even higher thing behind it?

Imagine sticking the two of them on top of eachother, then climbing it right to the top.

I'll be the guy stood next to you......

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By *idden gemMan
over a year ago

sale

Horn level at all time high worse the Bob marley on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's on hold for the forseeable future..

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Feeling ill and shit so it’s actually remarkably low

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