FabSwingers.com forum: Shit MC

By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

I just got told I would make a shit MC which by the way, is like telling me I can fuck who I like on fab. It's just not true.

But would you make a good MC you filthy, dirty, horny organisms?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d probably be shit

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’d be a posh MC.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one would understand what I was saying

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"No one would understand what I was saying

I don't know people did buy tickets to see Billy Connelly live...

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I know the answer to this already, I would make a decent MC…. 25 years ago.

These days I might not be so lyrically inclined.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Maybe. But I'd hate it. Too much noise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one would understand what I was saying

I don't know people did buy tickets to see Billy Connelly live..."

Stop it!

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I know the answer to this already, I would make a decent MC…. 25 years ago.

These days I might not be so lyrically inclined."

Is that how you seduced Henriette? Cause that's romantic as shit. You know what I don't care anymore that's how you did it.

She was in the club a hot young thang looking up at one bellend of an MC and somehow that night, maybe it was because she was the only single one, she fell for your charms.

It's beautiful!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

The good old days styles

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"I know the answer to this already, I would make a decent MC…. 25 years ago.

These days I might not be so lyrically inclined.

Is that how you seduced Henriette? Cause that's romantic as shit. You know what I don't care anymore that's how you did it.

She was in the club a hot young thang looking up at one bellend of an MC and somehow that night, maybe it was because she was the only single one, she fell for your charms.

It's beautiful!

It’s like you were there with us.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Nah, I'd be shite at it. I can't be bothered filling the gaps if I don't have anything to say and dead air is no good to anybody.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I know the answer to this already, I would make a decent MC…. 25 years ago.

These days I might not be so lyrically inclined.

Is that how you seduced Henriette? Cause that's romantic as shit. You know what I don't care anymore that's how you did it.

She was in the club a hot young thang looking up at one bellend of an MC and somehow that night, maybe it was because she was the only single one, she fell for your charms.

It's beautiful!

It’s like you were there with us."

I fucking wish. Though maybe if I had been, I would have now been Mr Fratelli. How's that for some freaky Friday on Frusday?!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"The good old days styles "

Indubitably, sequentially, astronomically...

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I think of the MC in Cabaret, especially the sexy Alan Cumming in the stage show

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

EMCEE is a permissible Wordle word. It caught me out the first time they used it.

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon

Maybe I've watched too much Sons of Anarchy but I thought we might be talking about setting up a bike gang.

Disappointing

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I'd be shit, I'm too soft spoken and I hate public speaking so yeah - shit.

Mrs

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Have you seen MC Hammersmith, Brucey?

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wheres Hardly? He's the best MC.. think Eminem meets made in Chelsea.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I know the answer to this already, I would make a decent MC…. 25 years ago.

These days I might not be so lyrically inclined.

Is that how you seduced Henriette? Cause that's romantic as shit. You know what I don't care anymore that's how you did it.

She was in the club a hot young thang looking up at one bellend of an MC and somehow that night, maybe it was because she was the only single one, she fell for your charms.

It's beautiful!

It’s like you were there with us.

I fucking wish. Though maybe if I had been, I would have now been Mr Fratelli. How's that for some freaky Friday on Frusday?!"

I would be very concerned if 19 year old Henriette was into 8 year old Bruce. Also what would you be doing at the club at that age?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo yo yo it’s J to the Wick on the M I C,

Spitting weak ass venom, looking like Ice T.

No………I’d be shit at it, as the above suggests

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