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"Grilled cheese sandwich "Why that and not cheese on toast? J | |||
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"She whisper growls in my ears “fuck me now!” " That works! J | |||
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"Is the husband wanking in the background? This can be a bit off-putting " Mine wouldn't be. Other husband experiences may vary. J | |||
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"Has to be passionate kissing get the fluids going lots of body contact " You had me until fluids! J | |||
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"Is the husband wanking in the background? This can be a bit off-putting Mine wouldn't be. Other husband experiences may vary. J" Okay, let me have a think | |||
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"The wife sitting on my face and demanding I give her a good licking as she caresses my cock" Who's wife? | |||
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"Damn. I didn't correct the you're "Pahahaha. Of course yours has more comments already! This is the true sexism of fab people! Open your eyes! | |||
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"I guess it depends on the moment but ideally it would start with a kiss. A slow, passionate kiss. My hand running through their hair as my other hand begins to wander down their back, pulling them in closer as the kissing starts to become more passionate. The sort of kiss that sends tingles down your spine, adrenalin pumping through your veins. My hands wandering all over your body as slowly begin to undress them, before making our way over to the bed. I'd then like to kiss every inch of their silk skin, working my way up from the bottom up. Teasing them a little as I get to the groin area, before continuing my way up. I like to lay on top of them so they can feel my cock beginning to swell with excitement, as I continue to kiss their perky tits. Hands wandering all over as I then begin to gently nibble on their neck and earlobes. My hands would then glide gently down towards their groin as I slowly start to tease the cliterous, as it begins to swell, I can fell them getting wetter and wetter before I slide one finger..." Hello fake fluffy, mills and boon want their PR statement back  | |||
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"I guess it depends on the moment but ideally it would start with a kiss. A slow, passionate kiss. My hand running through their hair as my other hand begins to wander down their back, pulling them in closer as the kissing starts to become more passionate. The sort of kiss that sends tingles down your spine, adrenalin pumping through your veins. My hands wandering all over your body as slowly begin to undress them, before making our way over to the bed. I'd then like to kiss every inch of their silk skin, working my way up from the bottom up. Teasing them a little as I get to the groin area, before continuing my way up. I like to lay on top of them so they can feel my cock beginning to swell with excitement, as I continue to kiss their perky tits. Hands wandering all over as I then begin to gently nibble on their neck and earlobes. My hands would then glide gently down towards their groin as I slowly start to tease the cliterous, as it begins to swell, I can fell them getting wetter and wetter before I slide one finger... Hello fake fluffy, mills and boon want their PR statement back "Had to Google Mills and Boon. You know I don't read books without pictures | |||
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"Grilled cheese sandwich
Why that and not cheese on toast?
J"Cheese on toast is 1 slice of bread and cheese on top. Boring! Grilled cheese sandwich is a cheese toastie, but Grilled Cheese Sandwich is just better to say. | |||
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"Grilled cheese sandwich "Now this has made me laugh. Once upon a time Mr had a grilled cheese sandwich brought in by a guy whilst he was getting a blow job from his wife. Apparently it was slightly off-putting
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"Grilled cheese sandwich
Why that and not cheese on toast?
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Cheese on toast is 1 slice of bread and cheese on top. Boring!
Grilled cheese sandwich is a cheese toastie, but Grilled Cheese Sandwich is just better to say. "Add some lea and Perrin's in that bad boy and oooosh now I'm moist | |||
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"The klaxon sounds. A quiet hush descends over the Colosseum. The Emperor, usually a portrait of composure, raises his arms for attention and notes a slight shake in his hands. At his signal, the portcullis rises. Dark clouds gather as the rumble of thirsty feet shake the very walls of the arena, rushing into the light. And there, at the centre of the ring, I dip my whole-ass hand in a bowl of lube and slap it on my dong. It begins again. "In | |||
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"Has to be passionate kissing get the fluids going lots of body contact You had me until fluids! J" Beer wine vodka | |||
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"The klaxon sounds. A quiet hush descends over the Colosseum. The Emperor, usually a portrait of composure, raises his arms for attention and notes a slight shake in his hands. At his signal, the portcullis rises. Dark clouds gather as the rumble of thirsty feet shake the very walls of the arena, rushing into the light. And there, at the centre of the ring, I dip my whole-ass hand in a bowl of lube and slap it on my dong. It begins again. "Are you not entertained?! | |||
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"The klaxon sounds. A quiet hush descends over the Colosseum. The Emperor, usually a portrait of composure, raises his arms for attention and notes a slight shake in his hands. At his signal, the portcullis rises. Dark clouds gather as the rumble of thirsty feet shake the very walls of the arena, rushing into the light. And there, at the centre of the ring, I dip my whole-ass hand in a bowl of lube and slap it on my dong. It begins again.
Are you not entertained?!"Can we use brucey as the warm up entertainment | |||
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"The klaxon sounds. A quiet hush descends over the Colosseum. The Emperor, usually a portrait of composure, raises his arms for attention and notes a slight shake in his hands. At his signal, the portcullis rises. Dark clouds gather as the rumble of thirsty feet shake the very walls of the arena, rushing into the light. And there, at the centre of the ring, I dip my whole-ass hand in a bowl of lube and slap it on my dong. It begins again.
Are you not entertained?!
Can we use brucey as the warm up entertainment "Gurl I ain't no warm up! I'm the dessert! | |||
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"Grilled cheese sandwich
Why that and not cheese on toast?
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Cheese on toast is 1 slice of bread and cheese on top. Boring!
Grilled cheese sandwich is a cheese toastie, but Grilled Cheese Sandwich is just better to say. "Duly noted  an entree of cheese toasty lol | |||
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"The klaxon sounds. A quiet hush descends over the Colosseum. The Emperor, usually a portrait of composure, raises his arms for attention and notes a slight shake in his hands. At his signal, the portcullis rises. Dark clouds gather as the rumble of thirsty feet shake the very walls of the arena, rushing into the light. And there, at the centre of the ring, I dip my whole-ass hand in a bowl of lube and slap it on my dong. It begins again. ". I don’t know about the women of the thread, but that even turned me on.  | |||
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"It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this? It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss... But seriously, I'd love for it to start with a kiss, deep and passionate with hands wandering, slowly undoing clothes, kissing down their neck and back up to their lips as they stroke my cock through my boxers but I'm also happy going with the flow and seeing what happens "Also in  | |||
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"Step 1: Spam the same opening message to what ever amount of women are online irrelevant of their preferences, distances, likes or wants… Step 2: ??? Step 3: “The Sex” "Surely it never gets past step 1. | |||
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"It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this? It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss... But seriously, I'd love for it to start with a kiss, deep and passionate with hands wandering, slowly undoing clothes, kissing down their neck and back up to their lips as they stroke my cock through my boxers but I'm also happy going with the flow and seeing what happens " gets my vote | |||
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"Step 1: Spam the same opening message to what ever amount of women are online irrelevant of their preferences, distances, likes or wants… Step 2: ??? Step 3: “The Sex”
Surely it never gets past step 1."Unless step 2 is to be constantly ignored and cry wank myself too sleep then you are probably correct
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"Of sex for you ideally? Would it start with a kiss? Are you eager to kiss down their bodies quite soon? Do you just go straight in for the grab down there? How in an ideal love make would you have the foreplay? Your welcome in advance men lovers! J" It starts in the flirty conversation, slight touches and strategically placed hands… moves to kissing… moves to more sexual foreplay… 5 seconds later it’s over and I’m claiming that’s never happened before! | |||
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"Men have a preference? Please... "Yes! But when you only pay for 30 minutes you don't have time to fuck about | |||
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"Step 1: Spam the same opening message to what ever amount of women are online irrelevant of their preferences, distances, likes or wants… Step 2: ??? Step 3: “The Sex” "If you had mentioned the initial unsolicited dick pic to start off then you’ve got it bang on mate. | |||
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"Men have a preference? Please... "Haha I knew this was you, even from reading a response to it I knew it was yours  | |||
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"Step 1: Spam the same opening message to what ever amount of women are online irrelevant of their preferences, distances, likes or wants… Step 2: ??? Step 3: “The Sex”
If you had mentioned the initial unsolicited dick pic to start off then you’ve got it bang on mate."Frick! I knew I missed a step. Bonus points for sky remote/lynx can in said pic! Like shooting fish in a barrel | |||
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"I guess it depends on the moment but ideally it would start with a kiss. A slow, passionate kiss. My hand running through their hair as my other hand begins to wander down their back, pulling them in closer as the kissing starts to become more passionate. The sort of kiss that sends tingles down your spine, adrenalin pumping through your veins. My hands wandering all over your body as slowly begin to undress them, before making our way over to the bed. I'd then like to kiss every inch of their silk skin, working my way up from the bottom up. Teasing them a little as I get to the groin area, before continuing my way up. I like to lay on top of them so they can feel my cock beginning to swell with excitement, as I continue to kiss their perky tits. Hands wandering all over as I then begin to gently nibble on their neck and earlobes. My hands would then glide gently down towards their groin as I slowly start to tease the cliterous, as it begins to swell, I can fell them getting wetter and wetter before I slide one finger..." Yeah, I was with you until perky.
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"I'll dance. For me it's flirty chat, saying I really want to kiss them (you judge but it works!) and then gently kissing them before getting passionate fast, hand around back of neck, little pull of the hair, and then depending on what dynamic we are doing...the hand moves "That'll do Bruce, that'll do. J | |||
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"Grilled cheese sandwich
Why that and not cheese on toast?
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Cheese on toast is 1 slice of bread and cheese on top. Boring!
Grilled cheese sandwich is a cheese toastie, but Grilled Cheese Sandwich is just better to say. "Hard disagree. A cheese toastie is easier to hold due to the bread each side but cheese on toast is equally tasty. J | |||
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"The klaxon sounds. A quiet hush descends over the Colosseum. The Emperor, usually a portrait of composure, raises his arms for attention and notes a slight shake in his hands. At his signal, the portcullis rises. Dark clouds gather as the rumble of thirsty feet shake the very walls of the arena, rushing into the light. And there, at the centre of the ring, I dip my whole-ass hand in a bowl of lube and slap it on my dong. It begins again. "Winner. J | |||
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"Coffee, cake, eye contact, light flirting and good conversation x" Bingo.
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