FabSwingers.com forum: What’s happening

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Where you are?

I can offer you a naked mechanic, a naked carpenter and a naked painter (not me

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A weather warning for those playing in sussex and Kent

A profile with 170, yes that’s one hundred and seventy, dic pics. I looked at them all for research purposes

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Where you are?

I can offer you a naked mechanic, a naked carpenter and a naked painter (not me

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A weather warning for those playing in sussex and Kent

A profile with 170, yes that’s one hundred and seventy, dic pics. I looked at them all for research purposes

Why are my updates always so boring!

Its not fair

MrsAbz

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By *JtheTomMan
over a year ago

London

The same dick? How may angles and good lighting positions do you need?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The same dick? How may angles and good lighting positions do you need? "

Um 170 seems to be a good number

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

some bird flicking her bean all day it seems

usual guys needing to cum on face.get pussy to destroy

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By *JtheTomMan
over a year ago

London

I guess I know how I'll be spending my evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where you are?

I can offer you a naked mechanic, a naked carpenter and a naked painter (not me

)

A weather warning for those playing in sussex and Kent

A profile with 170, yes that’s one hundred and seventy, dic pics. I looked at them all for research purposes

Why are my updates always so boring!

Its not fair

MrsAbz "

Change your location a bit

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Someone didnt get a veri after a meet

And the most amazing tongue toy i have seen in ages.

Plus boobs pics. I mean boobs are just great.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

A tv who says her knickers are very wet after the weekend.

A man who has put a pic of his penis in an pumpkin and wrote a status about it.

A woman who is absolutely gagging for it apparently.

Em x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"some bird flicking her bean all day it seems

usual guys needing to cum on face.get pussy to destroy "

Surely no one does it all day

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Um. Pretty much sweet fuck all apparently.

Lots of people looked at my profile, the usual need to empty my balls style statuses, the usual suspect has recreated his account after deleting the old one for the 634th time.

Oh, and one new local gent has a hot as fuck moustache going on

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"some bird flicking her bean all day it seems

usual guys needing to cum on face.get pussy to destroy

Surely no one does it all day

Some of us do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone didnt get a veri after a meet

And the most amazing tongue toy i have seen in ages.

Plus boobs pics. I mean boobs are just great."

Ooh what’s the tongue toy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A tv who says her knickers are very wet after the weekend.

A man who has put a pic of his penis in an pumpkin and wrote a status about it.

A woman who is absolutely gagging for it apparently.

Em x"

Oh that poor pumpkin

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"some bird flicking her bean all day it seems

usual guys needing to cum on face.get pussy to destroy

Surely no one does it all day

Some of us do

Does it no get sore?

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Where you are?

I can offer you a naked mechanic, a naked carpenter and a naked painter (not me

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A weather warning for those playing in sussex and Kent

A profile with 170, yes that’s one hundred and seventy, dic pics. I looked at them all for research purposes

I wonder if thats the same profile I saw? He had 175 dick pics, they were taken from different angles, in different rooms at different times of the day and night and in different locations. I was very impressed by his dedication tbh, and I looked at them all.

All thats going on where I am is a man is looking to fuck someone over his motorbike.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh the drama going on here today

Jeremy Kyle stuff"

Spill

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

At home watching the remake of Halloween before I head out to a gig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a man with a massive cock treating us to every angle.

I'm half tempted to see if I could actually take it just for experimental purposes. But I can't be bothered.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where you are?

I can offer you a naked mechanic, a naked carpenter and a naked painter (not me

)

A weather warning for those playing in sussex and Kent

A profile with 170, yes that’s one hundred and seventy, dic pics. I looked at them all for research purposes

All thats going on where I am is a man is looking to fuck someone over his motorbike."

Ah this guy was pretty much the same angle in all and in different places in the same room

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Oh the drama going on here today

Jeremy Kyle stuff

Fighting over a man, that may or may not exist.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

"some bird flicking her bean all day it seems

usual guys needing to cum on face.get pussy to destroy

Surely no one does it all day

Some of us do

you are a hero

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

"There's a man with a massive cock treating us to every angle.

I'm half tempted to see if I could actually take it just for experimental purposes. But I can't be bothered. "

you know its probably just good selfies right

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"At home watching the remake of Halloween before I head out to a gig"

Did they no say which gig?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"some bird flicking her bean all day it seems

usual guys needing to cum on face.get pussy to destroy

Surely no one does it all day

Some of us do

Does it no get sore? "

When you're a masochist that doesn't become a problem

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a man with a massive cock treating us to every angle.

I'm half tempted to see if I could actually take it just for experimental purposes. But I can't be bothered. "

How massive we talking

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

"A tv who says her knickers are very wet after the weekend.

A man who has put a pic of his penis in an pumpkin and wrote a status about it.

A woman who is absolutely gagging for it apparently.

Em x

Oh that poor pumpkin

tbh I put my flesh light into a pumpkin to fuck for a porn video update

. it appears it was all the rage this halloween

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My local updates has a "Fluffy Chicken" very close by asking for a club meet this Friday!

Doesn't have a bad set of thighs on them either!

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

It’s all very quiet here - a November squat challenge is the highlight today.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My local updates has a "Fluffy Chicken" very close by asking for a club meet this Friday!

Doesn't have a bad set of thighs on them either! "

Yeah well we don’t talk about the fake

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

Someone's apologising they can't reply to all the messages as she's had over 300 today. (Lots of guys attracted to a silhouette profile with no pics,or..........*sniffs the air)

A few going unlos because of all the dick pics.

One "genuine woman"(ahemcough) looking for 3 bisexual women for an orgy.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"At home watching the remake of Halloween before I head out to a gig

Did they no say which gig?"

Im off to see punk rock factory

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Where you are?

I can offer you a naked mechanic, a naked carpenter and a naked painter (not me

)

A weather warning for those playing in sussex and Kent

A profile with 170, yes that’s one hundred and seventy, dic pics. I looked at them all for research purposes

All thats going on where I am is a man is looking to fuck someone over his motorbike.

Ah this guy was pretty much the same angle in all and in different places in the same room

Not the same then, the one I saw has a very well travelled dick judging by all the different locations he took pics of it in!

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

I didn't have an erection today except the morning wood.

I think my penis is depressed and lonely.

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

Well I have a lady sucking a cock. I’m not sure if she’s sucked it raw or it has the early signs of frostbite.

A new member who isn’t playing until after the 13th (I presume she’s superstitious).

And another newbie who wants a social so she can pick a playmate. She doesn’t elaborate on whether it’s like a police line up but that’s the image I got.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Somebody has written to somebody else asking them to stay away from their man. The somebody else has published the message on their profile. Then the somebody else has written to the original somebody asking who the chuff they are

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone's apologising they can't reply to all the messages as she's had over 300 today. (Lots of guys attracted to a silhouette profile with no pics,or..........*sniffs the air)

A few going unlos because of all the dick pics.

One "genuine woman"(ahemcough) looking for 3 bisexual women for an orgy."

Tell her to copy and paste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Somebody has written to somebody else asking them to stay away from their man. The somebody else has published the message on their profile. Then the somebody else has written to the original somebody asking who the chuff they are"

Awesome!! Keep us updated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where you are?

I can offer you a naked mechanic, a naked carpenter and a naked painter (not me

)

A weather warning for those playing in sussex and Kent

A profile with 170, yes that’s one hundred and seventy, dic pics. I looked at them all for research purposes

Oooh gusty.. Stormy.. Wet.. Just blew in to Folkestone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I have a lady sucking a cock. I’m not sure if she’s sucked it raw or it has the early signs of frostbite.

A new member who isn’t playing until after the 13th (I presume she’s superstitious).

And another newbie who wants a social so she can pick a playmate. She doesn’t elaborate on whether it’s like a police line up but that’s the image I got. "

Police lineup sounds amazing

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

"Well I have a lady sucking a cock. I’m not sure if she’s sucked it raw or it has the early signs of frostbite.

A new member who isn’t playing until after the 13th (I presume she’s superstitious).

And another newbie who wants a social so she can pick a playmate. She doesn’t elaborate on whether it’s like a police line up but that’s the image I got.

Police lineup sounds amazing

And I was thinking frostbite cock would have been the stand out point

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

I could use a mechanic but would prefer one with clothes if possible

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I have a lady sucking a cock. I’m not sure if she’s sucked it raw or it has the early signs of frostbite.

A new member who isn’t playing until after the 13th (I presume she’s superstitious).

And another newbie who wants a social so she can pick a playmate. She doesn’t elaborate on whether it’s like a police line up but that’s the image I got.

Police lineup sounds amazing

And I was thinking frostbite cock would have been the stand out point

Ooh no, I like the thought of 7 men lined up with their todgers out being inspected by a lady

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

"Well I have a lady sucking a cock. I’m not sure if she’s sucked it raw or it has the early signs of frostbite.

A new member who isn’t playing until after the 13th (I presume she’s superstitious).

And another newbie who wants a social so she can pick a playmate. She doesn’t elaborate on whether it’s like a police line up but that’s the image I got.

Police lineup sounds amazing

And I was thinking frostbite cock would have been the stand out point

Ooh no, I like the thought of 7 men lined up with their todgers out being inspected by a lady

Number 4, take a step back, you’ll have someone’s eye out with that thing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I have a lady sucking a cock. I’m not sure if she’s sucked it raw or it has the early signs of frostbite.

A new member who isn’t playing until after the 13th (I presume she’s superstitious).

And another newbie who wants a social so she can pick a playmate. She doesn’t elaborate on whether it’s like a police line up but that’s the image I got.

Police lineup sounds amazing

And I was thinking frostbite cock would have been the stand out point

Ooh no, I like the thought of 7 men lined up with their todgers out being inspected by a lady

Number 4, take a step back, you’ll have someone’s eye out with that thing! "

All I’ll say is I’m glad fab hasn’t got 3d capabilities or I really would lose an eye

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

"Well I have a lady sucking a cock. I’m not sure if she’s sucked it raw or it has the early signs of frostbite.

A new member who isn’t playing until after the 13th (I presume she’s superstitious).

And another newbie who wants a social so she can pick a playmate. She doesn’t elaborate on whether it’s like a police line up but that’s the image I got.

Police lineup sounds amazing

And I was thinking frostbite cock would have been the stand out point

Ooh no, I like the thought of 7 men lined up with their todgers out being inspected by a lady

Number 4, take a step back, you’ll have someone’s eye out with that thing!

All I’ll say is I’m glad fab hasn’t got 3d capabilities or I really would lose an eye

Blimey, that would be horrific. It’s bad enough in 2d to be honest.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

I just got home. Long day *sigh. A little anxious our rickety cottage is going to get blown away or flooded

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"Someone's apologising they can't reply to all the messages as she's had over 300 today. (Lots of guys attracted to a silhouette profile with no pics,or..........*sniffs the air)

A few going unlos because of all the dick pics.

One "genuine woman"(ahemcough) looking for 3 bisexual women for an orgy.

Tell her to copy and paste

It's the "her" part that I'm not entirely convinced about.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

A dildo.

The same photo that gets posted every day.

And someone who needs a favour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone's apologising they can't reply to all the messages as she's had over 300 today. (Lots of guys attracted to a silhouette profile with no pics,or..........*sniffs the air)

A few going unlos because of all the dick pics.

One "genuine woman"(ahemcough) looking for 3 bisexual women for an orgy.

Tell her to copy and paste

It's the "her" part that I'm not entirely convinced about.

Well you said she, I’m going on your judgment

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

Rather wet and windy here - but then I'm not a million miles away from you OP, just the other side of the Thames

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"some bird flicking her bean all day it seems

usual guys needing to cum on face.get pussy to destroy "

It wasn’t me.. just to be clear I didn’t photograph it

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Local updates is a place I dare not tread, it makes me want cuddles off my mummy.

The mr

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By *ainbows_can_be_metal_tooCouple
over a year ago

Darlington

Where I am?

Club updates.

Someone clearly using code to request illigal substances.

Made the mistake of popping into the chat rooms and seeing cams of 15 men just throttling their poor penis'.

And a fake profile contacted us because she's really "horby"

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

There's a woman offering hotel sex sessions

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