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By *JtheTom OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Last group got too big. Round two. Happy to be postie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll postie for a bit

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll join in for this one. Also happy to be messenger pigeon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay hi I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in as well if anyone need me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh this could be fun. I’m happy to be a courier also.

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Evening all

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm around

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By *JtheTom OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Hey _aitonel you are one lucky guy because my gorgeous mate wants me to tell you they "will go full cream if that’s what it takes"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Zombie chicken!!

A handsome gentleman says,

"I may have taken a shine to a certain chicken with a Halloween twist "

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

It's me, your ever reliable postie.

J

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By *igDickSubMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Can someone explain the rules please?

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By *JtheTom OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Can someone explain the rules please? "

So, roll up, roll up... and send messages to random strangers telling them you fancy other random strangers!

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch, and don't forget meeee

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Hey _aitonel you are one lucky guy because my gorgeous mate wants me to tell you they "will go full cream if that’s what it takes" "

Ooft! Cream

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By *igDickSubMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Can someone explain the rules please?

So, roll up, roll up... and send messages to random strangers telling them you fancy other random strangers!

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch, and don't forget meeee"

Thanks for the info. Happy to be messenger

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By *iz78Woman
over a year ago

wirral

In again x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

Well it is hump day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Zombie chicken!!

A handsome gentleman says,

"I may have taken a shine to a certain chicken with a Halloween twist ""

Ooh

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Kaitonel, this sexy mate of mine just sent me a message for you. Blimey.

Can you please tell Kai that I have visions of getting hot, sweaty and passionate with him.

It's giving me a strange feeling in my [redacted]

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By *igDickSubMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Kinkyconnections my mate says if you're looking for a guy for some kinky fun then he would love to get to know you guys

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Yo MJtheTom, listen up! My sexy mate has plans for you and they're ooft.

Please could you tell mjtom I’d love to put him on my bedroom wall and ogle him

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

So folks, this thread doesn't work if you don't send messages. Don't fancy someone? Tell them something nice anyway.

"You don't make my bits twitch but Great Odin's Raven that's a mighty fine bellend..."

"Good gracious, your bosoms remind me of freshly risen baps"

J

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Go on then, I’m in

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Kaitonel, this sexy mate of mine just sent me a message for you. Blimey.

Can you please tell Kai that I have visions of getting hot, sweaty and passionate with him.

It's giving me a strange feeling in my [redacted] "

Oh! Tell me more

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"So folks, this thread doesn't work if you don't send messages. Don't fancy someone? Tell them something nice anyway.

"You don't make my bits twitch but Great Odin's Raven that's a mighty fine bellend..."

"Good gracious, your bosoms remind me of freshly risen baps"

J"

Yes, sorry! Distracted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SeducingEm!

A very attractive young man says:

Can you please tell seducingEm that she reminds me of the love of my life, the one who got away. And it was only a VERY close inspection of one of her videos that proved it wasn’t her. And even then, I’m still not convinced haha

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Wonko, I'm so glad you're in because my sexy mate says...

Can you tell Wonko that I bet there's a really big heart behind all that front

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonko, I'm so glad you're in because my sexy mate says...

Can you tell Wonko that I bet there's a really big heart behind all that front "

It's smaller than the grinches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonko, I'm so glad you're in because my sexy mate says...

Can you tell Wonko that I bet there's a really big heart behind all that front

It's smaller than the grinches "

Oh the lies!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh why not

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

My mate, whom is not the cookie monster would like me to tell

Cookie that I still have our little star! And she still shines as brightly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"SeducingEm!

A very attractive young man says:

Can you please tell seducingEm that she reminds me of the love of my life, the one who got away. And it was only a VERY close inspection of one of her videos that proved it wasn’t her. And even then, I’m still not convinced haha"

Oh wow I'm pretty sure I don't have an ex in this thread so it's definitely not me don't look too close though

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Reanimated clucky one - my sexy mate wants you to know...

Could you please tell zombie chicken that is the most intriguing 1 public photo profile I've seen. Stunning, classy, yet leaving the mind wandering x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"SeducingEm!

A very attractive young man says:

Can you please tell seducingEm that she reminds me of the love of my life, the one who got away. And it was only a VERY close inspection of one of her videos that proved it wasn’t her. And even then, I’m still not convinced haha

Oh wow I'm pretty sure I don't have an ex in this thread so it's definitely not me don't look too close though "

I hope it’s not you. The thought that she got married would kill me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonko, I'm so glad you're in because my sexy mate says...

Can you tell Wonko that I bet there's a really big heart behind all that front

It's smaller than the grinches

Oh the lies!!"

Nope

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Julie! Julie! This one might be for you, Julie!

Please tell Julie she looks beautiful in red

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over a year ago


"SeducingEm!

A very attractive young man says:

Can you please tell seducingEm that she reminds me of the love of my life, the one who got away. And it was only a VERY close inspection of one of her videos that proved it wasn’t her. And even then, I’m still not convinced haha

Oh wow I'm pretty sure I don't have an ex in this thread so it's definitely not me don't look too close though

I hope it’s not you. The thought that she got married would kill me "

I'd remember if you were my ex

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Hello. Count me in please.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Julie! Julie! This one might be for you, Julie!

Please tell Julie she looks beautiful in red "

For me? Shucks. Thank you Kai's mate

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a while and happy to be postie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out

I can't handle the interest

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"My mate, whom is not the cookie monster would like me to tell

Cookie that I still have our little star! And she still shines as brightly "

Awwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"SeducingEm!

A very attractive young man says:

Can you please tell seducingEm that she reminds me of the love of my life, the one who got away. And it was only a VERY close inspection of one of her videos that proved it wasn’t her. And even then, I’m still not convinced haha

Oh wow I'm pretty sure I don't have an ex in this thread so it's definitely not me don't look too close though

I hope it’s not you. The thought that she got married would kill me

I'd remember if you were my ex "

You big flirt

The Apple in one of your pics was triggering too. Honestly, I still think you’re Jess but just won’t admit it haha

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Rosie, here's a message to rev your engine...

Please could you tell RTG I would very much enjoy removing all his clothes and giving him an MOT

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

**twirls in** happy to pass on messages

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

And another one for you RTG! My sexy mate is counting down...

Can you please tell RTG I’m coming for kisses in sixteen days time

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I’m in for round 2 it’s normally my better round anyways

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

For Fluffy - the real one, currently zombiefied...

Could you please tell Fluffy that I think she is utterly awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Zombie chicken!!

A handsome gentleman says,

"I may have taken a shine to a certain chicken with a Halloween twist "

Ooh "

Wonder who this handsome gentleman is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reanimated clucky one - my sexy mate wants you to know...

Could you please tell zombie chicken that is the most intriguing 1 public photo profile I've seen. Stunning, classy, yet leaving the mind wandering x"

Ooh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For Fluffy - the real one, currently zombiefied...

Could you please tell Fluffy that I think she is utterly awesome "

That’s very kind!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

My super sexy mate says for me to tell

TheShivs that the Mrs is stunning and I enjoy their contributions to the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kaitonel

My beauty of a friend says you have pretty eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GhoulieAndBeef (sorry I gave up at the end the autocorrect was too much) I have a message for you from my gorgeous mate!

Could you please tell GhoulieAndBeeEEeef that I love their pictures and they are great in the forums

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"GhoulieAndBeef (sorry I gave up at the end the autocorrect was too much) I have a message for you from my gorgeous mate!

Could you please tell GhoulieAndBeeEEeef that I love their pictures and they are great in the forums"

Thank you Mrs Shiv's mate! And yeah, I'm so glad we can log in with an email address

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Knitter,this one's for you from my beautiful friend.

Please can you tell Knitter that I have a matching T-Rex costume - we should go twirling and throwing glitter together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My super sexy mate says for me to tell

TheShivs that the Mrs is stunning and I enjoy their contributions to the forums"

Oh thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"SeducingEm!

A very attractive young man says:

Can you please tell seducingEm that she reminds me of the love of my life, the one who got away. And it was only a VERY close inspection of one of her videos that proved it wasn’t her. And even then, I’m still not convinced haha

Oh wow I'm pretty sure I don't have an ex in this thread so it's definitely not me don't look too close though

I hope it’s not you. The thought that she got married would kill me

I'd remember if you were my ex

You big flirt

The Apple in one of your pics was triggering too. Honestly, I still think you’re Jess but just won’t admit it haha"

I'm happy (or sad I'm not sure ) to report that I'm not Jess Mr Irishman

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

In

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Hey Knitter,this one's for you from my beautiful friend.

Please can you tell Knitter that I have a matching T-Rex costume - we should go twirling and throwing glitter together "

That sounds awesome I'm tots in

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Knitter, my charming mate has a message for you...

Can you please tell Knitter that she has my heart (and libido) tied up in knots following all her twirling. I want to catch her and stop her spinning long enough to lose myself in those lips. I’ll even take the associated glitter hit and wear it with pride.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Mrs Shiv, one for you from my sexy mate...

Mrs Shiv, your lips are amazing... would you kindly please use them on me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in. me and the puss sat on my lap are happy to forward any such mail as needed

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Knitter, my charming mate has a message for you...

Can you please tell Knitter that she has my heart (and libido) tied up in knots following all her twirling. I want to catch her and stop her spinning long enough to lose myself in those lips. I’ll even take the associated glitter hit and wear it with pride."

**Stops twirling and puckers up**

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Please could you tell RTG I would very much enjoy removing all his clothes and giving him an MOT "

My nuts are tightening at the thought.

.


"Can you please tell RTG I’m coming for kisses in sixteen days time "

… And it’s been such a long time coming. I promise not to disappoint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One for Fluffy…I mean Zombie Chicken. My handsome mate has asked me to pass on this message.

Tell the real Fluffy Chicken to please stand up, please stand up, please stand up … and then bend over for me. Reeeeally slowly. So I can enjoy every second of that view.

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
over a year ago

honeysuckle lane

In maze well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mrs Shiv, one for you from my sexy mate...

Mrs Shiv, your lips are amazing... would you kindly please use them on me?"

Where would you like me to start?…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for seducingEm!

My friend says:

Can you please be postie for me and tell Em that I’m so glad to see her back. And her front. And I’d like to see her up close and personal ASAP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One for Fluffy…I mean Zombie Chicken. My handsome mate has asked me to pass on this message.

Tell the real Fluffy Chicken to please stand up, please stand up, please stand up … and then bend over for me. Reeeeally slowly. So I can enjoy every second of that view."

Ooh er! I am now standing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in please - Boo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a bit x

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I have a very hot and sexy mate that’s want to say

Could you please tell Seducing_Em that her photos are quite lovely

I agree

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By *actcjcCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

In please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tasty this one's for you from a gorgeous lady.

Could you please tell Tasty tatsy that I like his ink

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By *ath_ladMan
over a year ago

Bath

In please

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"Tasty this one's for you from a gorgeous lady.

Could you please tell Tasty tatsy that I like his ink"

I don’t mind if she tells me herself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for seducingEm!

My friend says:

Can you please be postie for me and tell Em that I’m so glad to see her back. And her front. And I’d like to see her up close and personal ASAP."

Thank you friend of chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a very hot and sexy mate that’s want to say

Could you please tell Seducing_Em that her photos are quite lovely

I agree "

Thanks very much,both of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jactcjc

A very sexy little blonde friend of mine says you’re both gorgeous and she would love to be the cherry in your cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Popping in

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Tryingitout, my sexy mates want to try you out...

Please tell Tryingitout19 that he needs to get his ass off the webcams and start meeting in person! Mrs has had her eye on him for a while and still no profile update to say he's meeting

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"I have a very hot and sexy mate that’s want to say

Could you please tell Seducing_Em that her photos are quite lovely

I agree

Thanks very much,both of you "

Could you also tell seducing em that I would like to be seducing em

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Oh I nearly missed this one. My sexy mate says...

Tell Ifyoudareto that I'd happily sit my puss on his lap. But the puppies will be in his face.

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By *actcjcCouple
over a year ago

Swansea


"Jactcjc

A very sexy little blonde friend of mine says you’re both gorgeous and she would love to be the cherry in your cake. "

Sounds very tempting!

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales


"Tryingitout, my sexy mates want to try you out...

Please tell Tryingitout19 that he needs to get his ass off the webcams and start meeting in person! Mrs has had her eye on him for a while and still no profile update to say he's meeting "

Hopefully some good news on the house front impending so I’ll have to start the housewarming party invite list

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By *onnycMan
over a year ago

Doncaster

I'm in

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By *igDickSubMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Love this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rather fab lady has asked me to forward on this message ..

"Could you please tell Boo she has a fantastic bottom".

*i'm off to check on the bottom of boo to confirm brb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A rather fab lady has asked me to forward on this message ..

"Could you please tell Boo she has a fantastic bottom".

*i'm off to check on the bottom of boo to confirm brb"

I have checked the bottom of boo...yep its fab

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Boo! A message from my sexy mate...

Would you please tell Boo that there’s a fake Scot who’d like his lips tingled again.

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By *JtheTom OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Yo MJtheTom, listen up! My sexy mate has plans for you and they're ooft.

Please could you tell mjtom I’d love to put him on my bedroom wall and ogle him "

Thank you to your friend

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'll try to be a bit more focused now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In. And for postie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boo! A message from my sexy mate...

Would you please tell Boo that there’s a fake Scot who’d like his lips tingled again."

I wonder who this is...

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

This could be a very interesting revelation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I nearly missed this one. My sexy mate says...

Tell Ifyoudareto that I'd happily sit my puss on his lap. But the puppies will be in his face. "

I like puppies as well as pussies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A rather fab lady has asked me to forward on this message ..

"Could you please tell Boo she has a fantastic bottom".

*i'm off to check on the bottom of boo to confirm brb"

Come spank it, I don't mind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Melrose.. my friend, who I’d do terrible things to myself, has asked me to pass on a message…

Can you please tell Melrose I thinks she's beautiful.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I have a very hot mate of mine and he wants to say

Tell Mrs Asbbd that I would follow that fabulous arse absolutely anywhere

He knows a good bum when he sees it I can tell you that much

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

A really, really hot friend of mine wants me to share this:

“Could you please tell _igdicksub he’s very attractive and just what I need on a Wednesday ”

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By *igDickSubMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Well thank you, I did have to check as I thought it was Thursday. Guess I'm just wishing too much for the weekend

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Boo! Stop perving and listen up for a minute. My rugged and sexy mate says:

Please tell boo that I’m eating patiently for that tea social, you know the tea social (wink wink)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey RTG, my gorgeous mate wants to tell you that they your gentlemanly wit and general good spirit in the forum!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Hey RTG, my gorgeous mate wants to tell you that they your gentlemanly wit and general good spirit in the forum!"

Awww. Shucks.

.

I have a message too, from a real hot piece of ass for MJtheTom:

I don't usually go for the younger guy, but you can swing my legs upon your shoulders any day

Phew. Steamy stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Demi.......

DEMIDEMI

Your up

A very lovely looking lady says:

Could you please tell demidemi she is a stunner!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

This quite the busy post round.

This one’s coming from a total hottie, who I really want to get naked with myself.

“Can you please tell RTG I have a massive crush on him ”

Hey, hold on a minute …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Demi.......

DEMIDEMI

Your up

A very lovely looking lady says:

Could you please tell demidemi she is a stunner! "

Ooh thank you, I’m blushing

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Finished work for the night, new snaps taken....I'm in and happy to be postman pat.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

I’m in - very happy to be postie.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Finished work for the night, new snaps taken....I'm in and happy to be postman pat. "

You appear to have become confused as to which head to wear the hat on. Come here and I'll demonstrate... cowgirl style.

I couldn't be arsed to wait for a mate... soz

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By *JtheTom OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hey RTG, my gorgeous mate wants to tell you that they your gentlemanly wit and general good spirit in the forum!

Awww. Shucks.

.

I have a message too, from a real hot piece of ass for MJtheTom:

I don't usually go for the younger guy, but you can swing my legs upon your shoulders any day

Phew. Steamy stuff."

Wow that's got me all hot under the collar

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I have to drop out as postie now. I’ll keep the shorts on for a while though …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Melrose.. my friend, who I’d do terrible things to myself, has asked me to pass on a message…

Can you please tell Melrose I thinks she's beautiful.

"

Awwwwww thank you

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

No point me joining in lol

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

Shout out to the beautiful Crimson Rose my rather well endowed friend would like to say

Can you please tell Crimson Rose she’s ludicrously sexy and I’m hoping she’s going to Purple Mamba for jazz and blues night next week.

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By *igDickSubMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Finished work for the night, new snaps taken....I'm in and happy to be postman pat.

You appear to have become confused as to which head to wear the hat on. Come here and I'll demonstrate... cowgirl style.

I couldn't be arsed to wait for a mate... soz "

Now that is how you arrive in style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a very hot mate of mine and he wants to say

Tell Mrs Asbbd that I would follow that fabulous arse absolutely anywhere

He knows a good bum when he sees it I can tell you that much "

Tell them thank you so much x

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

First message via me incoming!!

"Could you please tell Crimson Rose that she is all kinds of glittery lovelness"

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Shout out to the beautiful Crimson Rose my rather well endowed friend would like to say

Can you please tell Crimson Rose she’s ludicrously sexy and I’m hoping she’s going to Purple Mamba for jazz and blues night next week."

Well I’m not no

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Finished work for the night, new snaps taken....I'm in and happy to be postman pat.

You appear to have become confused as to which head to wear the hat on. Come here and I'll demonstrate... cowgirl style.

I couldn't be arsed to wait for a mate... soz "

You're so impatient.......

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"First message via me incoming!!

"Could you please tell Crimson Rose that she is all kinds of glittery lovelness""

I’ll have to knit some thoughts together to work out this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to play too! First day here in Forum

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"I want to play too! First day here in Forum "

Welcome x

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

My lovely friends would like to say:

Please tell Asbbd that Mrs would love to spend time exploring that bi side with her. Bloody gorgeous figure and love the tattoos x

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

No beautiful friend would like to say…

Could you please tell ForOneFrightonly that I think she is very very lovely

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

And my other beautiful friend says…

Please tell littlemistressk she is very beautiful and always makes me smile

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I want to play too! First day here in Forum "

Welcome. Lovely photos

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By *ustyBambi06Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow (ish)

I'm in x

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"I want to play too! First day here in Forum "

Welcome and enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sexy friend who has tremendous breasts has asked me to tell ForOneFrightOnly:

I’ve always wanted to sleep with a woman but never been brave enough. But I really really want to sit on ForOneFrightOnly’s face and then use my double ender with her.

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"First message via me incoming!!

"Could you please tell Crimson Rose that she is all kinds of glittery lovelness"

I’ll have to knit some thoughts together to work out this one "

See you think you know but do ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My lovely friends would like to say:

Please tell Asbbd that Mrs would love to spend time exploring that bi side with her. Bloody gorgeous figure and love the tattoos x"

Would love to know who x

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"My sexy friend who has tremendous breasts has asked me to tell ForOneFrightOnly:

I’ve always wanted to sleep with a woman but never been brave enough. But I really really want to sit on ForOneFrightOnly’s face and then use my double ender with her. "

Oh my please message me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got fresh news from my mate

Hey can you tell crimson rose that she had an amazing body and would love to explore more on what she likes

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"No beautiful friend would like to say…

Could you please tell ForOneFrightonly that I think she is very very lovely"

Thank you beautiful xx

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"First message via me incoming!!

"Could you please tell Crimson Rose that she is all kinds of glittery lovelness"

I’ll have to knit some thoughts together to work out this one

See you think you know but do ya "

Saying that, there’s another possible suspect in but kisses all round anyway.

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By *iz78Woman
over a year ago

wirral

Sorry this is late but you know football....

I have a message fir a very sex friend that says...

Can you please tell seducingEm that she reminds me of the love of my life, the one who got away. And it was only a VERY close inspection of one of her videos that proved it wasn’t her. And even then, I’m still not convinced haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry this is late but you know football....

I have a message fir a very sex friend that says...

Can you please tell seducingEm that she reminds me of the love of my life, the one who got away. And it was only a VERY close inspection of one of her videos that proved it wasn’t her. And even then, I’m still not convinced haha."

Ah we’ve solved this puzzle. Apparently it’s not her. But I’m still not convinced haha

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"First message via me incoming!!

"Could you please tell Crimson Rose that she is all kinds of glittery lovelness"

I’ll have to knit some thoughts together to work out this one

See you think you know but do ya

Saying that, there’s another possible suspect in but kisses all round anyway. "

There is after all a glitter army

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"First message via me incoming!!

"Could you please tell Crimson Rose that she is all kinds of glittery lovelness"

I’ll have to knit some thoughts together to work out this one

See you think you know but do ya

Saying that, there’s another possible suspect in but kisses all round anyway.

There is after all a glitter army "

Which is on my stood down and not disbanded. Just in case.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

No longer postie. I'm not paying enough attention to catch messages quick enough

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I have a very sexy lady who wants to ask

ThatHungIrishman why Irish men are so hot!

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"First message via me incoming!!

"Could you please tell Crimson Rose that she is all kinds of glittery lovelness"

I’ll have to knit some thoughts together to work out this one

See you think you know but do ya

Saying that, there’s another possible suspect in but kisses all round anyway.

There is after all a glitter army

Which is on my stood down and not disbanded. Just in case. "

Ready to report foe duty Maam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a very sexy lady who wants to ask

ThatHungIrishman why Irish men are so hot!"

It’s the potatoes. Large amounts of starch change our DNA structure.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"I have a very sexy lady who wants to ask

ThatHungIrishman why Irish men are so hot!

It’s the potatoes. Large amounts of starch change our DNA structure. "

I actually said it in the accent too

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By *amesA1989Man
over a year ago

Glossop

Right I’ll join

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By *isge BeathaWoman
over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

In and happy to play postie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure why not. I’m in! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In as well. Also happy to someone's postie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a very sexy lady who wants to ask

ThatHungIrishman why Irish men are so hot!

It’s the potatoes. Large amounts of starch change our DNA structure.

I actually said it in the accent too "

And what accent is that then

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"I have a very sexy lady who wants to ask

ThatHungIrishman why Irish men are so hot!

It’s the potatoes. Large amounts of starch change our DNA structure.

I actually said it in the accent too

And what accent is that then "

Ermm yeah ermm London cockney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a very sexy lady who wants to ask

ThatHungIrishman why Irish men are so hot!

It’s the potatoes. Large amounts of starch change our DNA structure.

I actually said it in the accent too

And what accent is that then "

You just beat me to it Jess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a very sexy lady who wants to ask

ThatHungIrishman why Irish men are so hot!

It’s the potatoes. Large amounts of starch change our DNA structure.

I actually said it in the accent too

And what accent is that then

Ermm yeah ermm London cockney "

It was that shit leprechaun accent wasn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A seriously sexy lad asked me

Could you please tell _isge beatha that’s she’s on the hot list and I always enjoy the new pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a very sexy lady who wants to ask

ThatHungIrishman why Irish men are so hot!

It’s the potatoes. Large amounts of starch change our DNA structure.

I actually said it in the accent too

And what accent is that then

You just beat me to it Jess "

I'm quick like that ex bf

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"I have a very sexy lady who wants to ask

ThatHungIrishman why Irish men are so hot!

It’s the potatoes. Large amounts of starch change our DNA structure.

I actually said it in the accent too

And what accent is that then

Ermm yeah ermm London cockney

It was that shit leprechaun accent wasn't it "

Busted, but I find it incredibly sexy

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

Uisge Beatha

My imaginary friend says that you are absolutely rocking that cocktail dress and that it really shows of your amazing legs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sexy friend has a message for you Veronicaexplorer!

Could you please tell newbie forumite Veronicaexplorer welcome and the pics are very sexy look forward to seeing more of her around here

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

Here’s a little message for Veronica Explorer from a certain Em who is herself quite seductive.

They think you look “incredible” in your fishnet body suit.

I imagine that’s worth a DM.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here’s a little message for Veronica Explorer from a certain Em who is herself quite seductive.

They think you look “incredible” in your fishnet body suit.

I imagine that’s worth a DM. "

DM me, please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incoming message from my sexy friend......

Could you please tell lassaiz faire he is tres sexy and I wish my French was more erotic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My sexy friend has a message for you Veronicaexplorer!

Could you please tell newbie forumite Veronicaexplorer welcome and the pics are very sexy look forward to seeing more of her around here "

You will

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo


"Incoming message from my sexy friend......

Could you please tell lassaiz faire he is tres sexy and I wish my French was more erotic "

Hola!!

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By *isge BeathaWoman
over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere


"Uisge Beatha

My imaginary friend says that you are absolutely rocking that cocktail dress and that it really shows of your amazing legs. "

Please thank your imaginary friend from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veronica you popular lady, my rather handsome friend says...

Can you tell VeronicaExplorer that I have the hairy chest and deep voice she’s looking for. Maybe she likes the beards too??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Veronica you popular lady, my rather handsome friend says...

Can you tell VeronicaExplorer that I have the hairy chest and deep voice she’s looking for. Maybe she likes the beards too??"

Oh yes I am into that too

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By *amesA1989Man
over a year ago

Glossop


"Veronica you popular lady, my rather handsome friend says...

Can you tell VeronicaExplorer that I have the hairy chest and deep voice she’s looking for. Maybe she likes the beards too??

Oh yes I am into that too "

Hey there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Veronica you popular lady, my rather handsome friend says...

Can you tell VeronicaExplorer that I have the hairy chest and deep voice she’s looking for. Maybe she likes the beards too??

Oh yes I am into that too

Sexy!

Hey there "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Incoming message from my sexy friend......

Could you please tell lassaiz faire he is tres sexy and I wish my French was more erotic

Hola!! "

Apologies, I stood no chance of spelling that right

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

A quick message from me to everyone.

Don't blow away tonight.......

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