Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
 | Back to forum list |
| Back to The Lounge |
| Jump to newest |  |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I really mean this without any sarcasm. Positive, happy and hopeful thread. Be patient, nice, respectful and always positive. Doesn't matter how average you look, or how big is your penis. You will be noticed. You will have meets in no time. Stop counting the days, weeks, months or years. They are just numbers. Don't get negative or disappointed. Ladies get a lot of messages. You are not ignored, just the ladies are busy with finding out who is the most positive and has the nicest personality. Dab bods with average face and max 6.5" penis are becoming a trend here slowly. As long as you are a nice, easy going, patient and a positive guy obviously. I know, right? How could we get it so wrong? If you follow this advice, then soon you will need help to schedule your meets. Probably turn down some meetings due to overbooking. Maybe need an action bag too. Viagra, protein bars and energy drinks, just to keep up with the demand. Sounds good? " Freedom of choice not one thrust at us 
thrusting is a dying art
Dab bod.. Is that dib dab | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I really mean this without any sarcasm. Positive, happy and hopeful thread. Be patient, nice, respectful and always positive. Doesn't matter how average you look, or how big is your penis. You will be noticed. You will have meets in no time. Stop counting the days, weeks, months or years. They are just numbers. Don't get negative or disappointed. Ladies get a lot of messages. You are not ignored, just the ladies are busy with finding out who is the most positive and has the nicest personality. Dab bods with average face and max 6.5" penis are becoming a trend here slowly. As long as you are a nice, easy going, patient and a positive guy obviously. I know, right? How could we get it so wrong? If you follow this advice, then soon you will need help to schedule your meets. Probably turn down some meetings due to overbooking. Maybe need an action bag too. Viagra, protein bars and energy drinks, just to keep up with the demand. Sounds good? Freedom of choice not one thrust at us
thrusting is a dying art
Dab bod.. Is that dib dab "Have you heard it in the news? Women trading in luxury cars. They all want to ride a lemon. That's the new cool. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Dunno man I've been here a year nearly and all I get from women is wanting coffee or to shove plastic up my ass "Probably you haven't been nice enough? Patience and being mega nice is the secret. Chin up and stop worrying about time.
Did you get offers to shove plastic up there? 
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Dunno man I've been here a year nearly and all I get from women is wanting coffee or to shove plastic up my ass "M you’re asking the wrong questions or the wrong women | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"great, so by the time i'm 90 dad bod and average will be in vogue then lol" You can start a diet now. You might need to lie about your penis size. Just say it's 6" even if it's bigger. It's not your fault and you might get away with it unnoticed. After all you are nice,right? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"i'm very nice "Then just be patient. Find you inner peace or have a wank. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Fkn'ell You nod off for 40 winks n wake up in April!"
It's an alternate universe, not a different year or month.
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm just a regular everyday normal guy Nothin' special 'bout me motherfucker Got that tune in my head now "You ruined your niceness with the bad word. You are out, sorry. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Dunno man I've been here a year nearly and all I get from women is wanting coffee or to shove plastic up my ass "Coffee or "coffee"? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Dunno man I've been here a year nearly and all I get from women is wanting coffee or to shove plastic up my ass "How do you take it? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"This post made me laugh out loud "That was my intention. I can make fun of missery. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"you have me going there for a bit lol" (it's the term dadbod  ) | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"you have me going there for a bit lol" I opened the thread with a clue in the first sentence. "Sarcasm" | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"you have me going there for a bit lol I opened the thread with a clue in the first sentence. "Sarcasm" "You are a devil  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"you have me going there for a bit lol I opened the thread with a clue in the first sentence. "Sarcasm"
You are a devil "I know, I'm an evil c@nt.
696 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Dunno man I've been here a year nearly and all I get from women is wanting coffee or to shove plastic up my ass "I’ll be honest no-one has ever offered to shove anything plastic up my ass on here, am I doing something wrong? Sounds like I’m missing out | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I really mean this without any sarcasm. Positive, happy and hopeful thread. Be patient, nice, respectful and always positive. Doesn't matter how average you look, or how big is your penis. You will be noticed. You will have meets in no time. Stop counting the days, weeks, months or years. They are just numbers. Don't get negative or disappointed. Ladies get a lot of messages. You are not ignored, just the ladies are busy with finding out who is the most positive and has the nicest personality. Dab bods with average face and max 6.5" penis are becoming a trend here slowly. As long as you are a nice, easy going, patient and a positive guy obviously. I know, right? How could we get it so wrong? If you follow this advice, then soon you will need help to schedule your meets. Probably turn down some meetings due to overbooking. Maybe need an action bag too. Viagra, protein bars and energy drinks, just to keep up with the demand. Sounds good? " Action bag..
Oh I know it is your safeguard bag
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I really mean this without any sarcasm. Positive, happy and hopeful thread. Be patient, nice, respectful and always positive. Doesn't matter how average you look, or how big is your penis. You will be noticed. You will have meets in no time. Stop counting the days, weeks, months or years. They are just numbers. Don't get negative or disappointed. Ladies get a lot of messages. You are not ignored, just the ladies are busy with finding out who is the most positive and has the nicest personality. Dab bods with average face and max 6.5" penis are becoming a trend here slowly. As long as you are a nice, easy going, patient and a positive guy obviously. I know, right? How could we get it so wrong? If you follow this advice, then soon you will need help to schedule your meets. Probably turn down some meetings due to overbooking. Maybe need an action bag too. Viagra, protein bars and energy drinks, just to keep up with the demand. Sounds good? " Without sarcasm | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Dunno man I've been here a year nearly and all I get from women is wanting coffee or to shove plastic up my ass
Probably you haven't been nice enough?
Patience and being mega nice is the secret.
Chin up and stop worrying about time.
Did you get offers to shove plastic up there?
"Nah I don't want nice. Nice guys generally aren't nice. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Dunno man I've been here a year nearly and all I get from women is wanting coffee or to shove plastic up my ass
Probably you haven't been nice enough?
Patience and being mega nice is the secret.
Chin up and stop worrying about time.
Did you get offers to shove plastic up there?
Nah I don't want nice. Nice guys generally aren't nice. "That's a good start. Prefered penis size? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I really mean this without any sarcasm. Positive, happy and hopeful thread. Be patient, nice, respectful and always positive. Doesn't matter how average you look, or how big is your penis. You will be noticed. You will have meets in no time. Stop counting the days, weeks, months or years. They are just numbers. Don't get negative or disappointed. Ladies get a lot of messages. You are not ignored, just the ladies are busy with finding out who is the most positive and has the nicest personality. Dab bods with average face and max 6.5" penis are becoming a trend here slowly. As long as you are a nice, easy going, patient and a positive guy obviously. I know, right? How could we get it so wrong? If you follow this advice, then soon you will need help to schedule your meets. Probably turn down some meetings due to overbooking. Maybe need an action bag too. Viagra, protein bars and energy drinks, just to keep up with the demand. Sounds good? Without sarcasm "Believe me, actually I'm a really bad liar. Almost never can get away with even little white lies. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"The single guys I know have done really well at clubs instead of just relying on fab "It's like catch 22. You need to be extremely confident for clubs. If you are here for a year without any success, then there's a slight chance you lost some confidence. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"The single guys I know have done really well at clubs instead of just relying on fab
It's like catch 22.
You need to be extremely confident for clubs.
If you are here for a year without any success, then there's a slight chance you lost some confidence. "You would be surprised about confidence! Everyone has to start somewhere and a few we have become good friends with just through meeting at libs and chatting beforehand on kik/discord | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Dunno man I've been here a year nearly and all I get from women is wanting coffee or to shove plastic up my ass
Probably you haven't been nice enough?
Patience and being mega nice is the secret.
Chin up and stop worrying about time.
Did you get offers to shove plastic up there?
"I am one mean son of a bitch. Rawr. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Dunno man I've been here a year nearly and all I get from women is wanting coffee or to shove plastic up my ass
Coffee or "coffee"?"That's what I asked! Coffee. In a Costa. And I know some forum users love getting it on in a Costa (shout out you know who you are!) But I don't think it's for me Mimi. Apart from in that scenario | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"The single guys I know have done really well at clubs instead of just relying on fab
It's like catch 22.
You need to be extremely confident for clubs.
If you are here for a year without any success, then there's a slight chance you lost some confidence.
You would be surprised about confidence! Everyone has to start somewhere and a few we have become good friends with just through meeting at libs and chatting beforehand on kik/discord "I'll go back to work tomorrow. I'll try to flirt with the waitresses and I will see where I am with confidence. I know they don't want me, but I can see when they like or pretend to like compliments. Then I will decide on visiting a club. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Dunno man I've been here a year nearly and all I get from women is wanting coffee or to shove plastic up my ass
Probably you haven't been nice enough?
Patience and being mega nice is the secret.
Chin up and stop worrying about time.
Did you get offers to shove plastic up there?
I am one mean son of a bitch. Rawr."Tell them to start with a finger. Pretend you suffer, then they might ride you instead. They might feel sorry, unless it's HER. Then you will end up in A & E for stitches. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"The single guys I know have done really well at clubs instead of just relying on fab
It's like catch 22.
You need to be extremely confident for clubs.
If you are here for a year without any success, then there's a slight chance you lost some confidence. "I think people need to go to clubs to realise they aren't as scary as they (understandably) seem. Always have a good time.. just have to let loose and have no expectations... I think that's half the problem... people do things in the hope (_____) happens... if it doesn't... they become disappointed. Go in with no expectations everything is a bonus. Same with FS. Love the thread. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"The single guys I know have done really well at clubs instead of just relying on fab
It's like catch 22.
You need to be extremely confident for clubs.
If you are here for a year without any success, then there's a slight chance you lost some confidence.
I think people need to go to clubs to realise they aren't as scary as they (understandably) seem. Always have a good time.. just have to let loose and have no expectations... I think that's half the problem... people do things in the hope (_____) happens... if it doesn't... they become disappointed. Go in with no expectations everything is a bonus. Same with FS. Love the thread. "I couldn't really go 100% honestly without expectations. No clubs nearby and don't have a car. So I'd need to do some arrangements and leave like 1-2 hours earlier. Probably I'd end up sitting in a corner sipping a 15£ vodka orange. Would be hard to do that without disappointment. Kind of lost a lot of confidence since I joined Fab, so not sure I wouldn't go shy, then hate myself for missed opportunity. I might just talk shit here and sound like a pussy. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Which is why we all know a bunch of dickheads with endless birds and a million of the nicest guys ever that couldn’t get a meet to save their life
Stay positive guys | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Dunno man I've been here a year nearly and all I get from women is wanting coffee or to shove plastic up my ass
How do you take it? "With extra lube | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Dunno man I've been here a year nearly and all I get from women is wanting coffee or to shove plastic up my ass
Coffee or "coffee"?
That's what I asked!
Coffee. In a Costa. And I know some forum users love getting it on in a Costa (shout out you know who you are!) But I don't think it's for me Mimi. Apart from in that scenario "But I've type of coffee, can lead to the other type of coffee... You have to play the long game! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Dunno man I've been here a year nearly and all I get from women is wanting coffee or to shove plastic up my ass
Coffee or "coffee"?
That's what I asked!
Coffee. In a Costa. And I know some forum users love getting it on in a Costa (shout out you know who you are!) But I don't think it's for me Mimi. Apart from in that scenario
But I've type of coffee, can lead to the other type of coffee... You have to play the long game!"*That* type | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I really mean this without any sarcasm. Positive, happy and hopeful thread. Be patient, nice, respectful and always positive. Doesn't matter how average you look, or how big is your penis. You will be noticed. You will have meets in no time. Stop counting the days, weeks, months or years. They are just numbers. Don't get negative or disappointed. Ladies get a lot of messages. You are not ignored, just the ladies are busy with finding out who is the most positive and has the nicest personality. Dab bods with average face and max 6.5" penis are becoming a trend here slowly. As long as you are a nice, easy going, patient and a positive guy obviously. I know, right? How could we get it so wrong? If you follow this advice, then soon you will need help to schedule your meets. Probably turn down some meetings due to overbooking. Maybe need an action bag too. Viagra, protein bars and energy drinks, just to keep up with the demand. Sounds good? " This sounds a great mantra, where do I sign up!! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I really mean this without any sarcasm. Positive, happy and hopeful thread. Be patient, nice, respectful and always positive. Doesn't matter how average you look, or how big is your penis. You will be noticed. You will have meets in no time. Stop counting the days, weeks, months or years. They are just numbers. Don't get negative or disappointed. Ladies get a lot of messages. You are not ignored, just the ladies are busy with finding out who is the most positive and has the nicest personality. Dab bods with average face and max 6.5" penis are becoming a trend here slowly. As long as you are a nice, easy going, patient and a positive guy obviously. I know, right? How could we get it so wrong? If you follow this advice, then soon you will need help to schedule your meets. Probably turn down some meetings due to overbooking. Maybe need an action bag too. Viagra, protein bars and energy drinks, just to keep up with the demand. Sounds good? " Thanks For The Advice | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I really mean this without any sarcasm. Positive, happy and hopeful thread. Be patient, nice, respectful and always positive. Doesn't matter how average you look, or how big is your penis. You will be noticed. You will have meets in no time. Stop counting the days, weeks, months or years. They are just numbers. Don't get negative or disappointed. Ladies get a lot of messages. You are not ignored, just the ladies are busy with finding out who is the most positive and has the nicest personality. Dab bods with average face and max 6.5" penis are becoming a trend here slowly. As long as you are a nice, easy going, patient and a positive guy obviously. I know, right? How could we get it so wrong? If you follow this advice, then soon you will need help to schedule your meets. Probably turn down some meetings due to overbooking. Maybe need an action bag too. Viagra, protein bars and energy drinks, just to keep up with the demand. Sounds good? This sounds a great mantra, where do I sign up!! "You just did. You can thank me later when you get slammed with the hot ladies. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I really mean this without any sarcasm. Positive, happy and hopeful thread. Be patient, nice, respectful and always positive. Doesn't matter how average you look, or how big is your penis. You will be noticed. You will have meets in no time. Stop counting the days, weeks, months or years. They are just numbers. Don't get negative or disappointed. Ladies get a lot of messages. You are not ignored, just the ladies are busy with finding out who is the most positive and has the nicest personality. Dab bods with average face and max 6.5" penis are becoming a trend here slowly. As long as you are a nice, easy going, patient and a positive guy obviously. I know, right? How could we get it so wrong? If you follow this advice, then soon you will need help to schedule your meets. Probably turn down some meetings due to overbooking. Maybe need an action bag too. Viagra, protein bars and energy drinks, just to keep up with the demand. Sounds good? Thanks For The Advice "You're welcome. Don't forget me when you need to bulk buy condoms from the wholesaler. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Post new Message to Thread |
| back to top |  |
