FabSwingers.com forum: How do you deal?

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Things are going so well, you really like somebody. It all works and is good. Great vibes.

Then it happens, they hit you with a bombshell that shatters the entire fabric of reality of what you thought was great...

They drink the red cap milk...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d suggest that instead of wasting their money on the milk they just drink water instead.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Gone. It’ll never work. Can’t handle real milk, can’t handle real sex.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Block

Immediately

Life’s too short for that shiz

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Or worse. You’ve fallen head over heels for someone but then you find out they make a crap cup of tea.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"Or worse. You’ve fallen head over heels for someone but then you find out they make a crap cup of tea.

It’s possible that’s just a clever tactic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worse - they call you hun. Immediately no.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Block

Immediately

Life’s too short for that shiz"

That.

And do some kind of cleansing ritual on your messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would tell them to go and wank off an elderly cow and drink the sperm of the udder instead because nipples are awful terrible things like why would you think red is OK to drink in this day and age when you have the option to breed a cow yourself and raise it in a safe environment as part of your family!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like red cap milk..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is like finding out they drink tea or don't like Macdonald's.

Heart, shattered.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I like red cap milk..

Yet more proof that nobody’s perfect.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Fuck me!

Things have taken a turn for the worse when the British Military Police are selling dairy products on the side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my good god! It’s for weight loss purposes!

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"Fuck me!

Things have taken a turn for the worse when the British Military Police are selling dairy products on the side."

They don’t do much else

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Gone. It’ll never work. Can’t handle real milk, can’t handle real sex. "

I'll go slink my lactose intolerant arse to the useless corner then

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"Gone. It’ll never work. Can’t handle real milk, can’t handle real sex.

I'll go slink my lactose intolerant arse to the useless corner then

I’ll join you there if you don’t mind

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"Gone. It’ll never work. Can’t handle real milk, can’t handle real sex.

I'll go slink my lactose intolerant arse to the useless corner then

But you’re not drinking red top are you? I’m sure there’s plenty of punch in soya/oat/almond etc?

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By *litstimulousMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"Oh my good god! It’s for weight loss purposes!

How much milk do you consume that you need to reduce the calorific total in it as part of an overall calorie deficit weight loss plan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my good god! It’s for weight loss purposes!

How much milk do you consume that you need to reduce the calorific total in it as part of an overall calorie deficit weight loss plan? "

Bowl of cereal in the morning and two cups of tea throughout the day

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

To be honest.....I wouldn't care.

As long as they drink coffee it's all good.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be honest.....I wouldn't care.

As long as they drink coffee it's all good........."

What if they don't drink coffee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They call you ‘babe’ in every sentence

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

"Or worse. You’ve fallen head over heels for someone but then you find out they make a crap cup of tea.

If you've waited that long for a cuppa from them they're clearly not for you anyway

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"To be honest.....I wouldn't care.

As long as they drink coffee it's all good.........

What if they don't drink coffee?

Red flag........

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"They call you ‘babe’ in every sentence

I would never do that to you babe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be honest.....I wouldn't care.

As long as they drink coffee it's all good.........

What if they don't drink coffee?

Red flag........

But it tastes like sh...I was asking for a friend anyway.

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By *litstimulousMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"Oh my good god! It’s for weight loss purposes!

How much milk do you consume that you need to reduce the calorific total in it as part of an overall calorie deficit weight loss plan?

Bowl of cereal in the morning and two cups of tea throughout the day

So about 300ml depending on how large the cereal bowl is.

Not that many calories.

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By *lackpepper78Man
over a year ago

St Albans

Solidarity with all fellow red caps...

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"To be honest.....I wouldn't care.

As long as they drink coffee it's all good.........

What if they don't drink coffee?

Red flag........

But it tastes like sh...I was asking for a friend anyway.

I have a theory that people who don't drink coffee are closet psychopaths.

How else do people resist the urge to murder people on a daily basis....

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Things are going so well, you really like somebody. It all works and is good. Great vibes.

Then it happens, they hit you with a bombshell that shatters the entire fabric of reality of what you thought was great...

They drink the red cap milk...

Not the one with the purple cap???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be honest.....I wouldn't care.

As long as they drink coffee it's all good.........

What if they don't drink coffee?

Red flag........

But it tastes like sh...I was asking for a friend anyway.

I have a theory that people who don't drink coffee are closet psychopaths.

How else do people resist the urge to murder people on a daily basis....

Pepsi has caffeine too?

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington

I’d prefer it to be honest then they can have their own carton of milk and not drink the blue stuff as already go through 4-6 pints a day

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I'd question my judgment in the first place.

How did you manage to get this person so wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my good god! It’s for weight loss purposes!

How much milk do you consume that you need to reduce the calorific total in it as part of an overall calorie deficit weight loss plan?

Bowl of cereal in the morning and two cups of tea throughout the day

So about 300ml depending on how large the cereal bowl is.

Not that many calories. "

It’s a big bowl and the tea is very milky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d prefer it to be honest then they can have their own carton of milk and not drink the blue stuff as already go through 4-6 pints a day"

See he gets it!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"To be honest.....I wouldn't care.

As long as they drink coffee it's all good.........

What if they don't drink coffee?

Red flag........

But it tastes like sh...I was asking for a friend anyway.

I have a theory that people who don't drink coffee are closet psychopaths.

How else do people resist the urge to murder people on a daily basis....

People resist that urge?

Oops

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

"To be honest.....I wouldn't care.

As long as they drink coffee it's all good.........

What if they don't drink coffee?

Red flag........

But it tastes like sh...I was asking for a friend anyway.

I have a theory that people who don't drink coffee are closet psychopaths.

How else do people resist the urge to murder people on a daily basis....

Pepsi has caffeine too?

Pepsi, that's another red flag!!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"To be honest.....I wouldn't care.

As long as they drink coffee it's all good.........

What if they don't drink coffee?

Red flag........

But it tastes like sh...I was asking for a friend anyway.

I have a theory that people who don't drink coffee are closet psychopaths.

How else do people resist the urge to murder people on a daily basis....

People resist that urge?

Oops

It's OK if you're quick.

Just tell any passers buy the freshly dug graves out front were for last night's Halloween shenanigans.....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"To be honest.....I wouldn't care.

As long as they drink coffee it's all good.........

What if they don't drink coffee?

Red flag........

But it tastes like sh...I was asking for a friend anyway.

I have a theory that people who don't drink coffee are closet psychopaths.

How else do people resist the urge to murder people on a daily basis....

People resist that urge?

Oops

It's OK if you're quick.

Just tell any passers buy the freshly dug graves out front were for last night's Halloween shenanigans.....

What about the large pile of bodies waiting to be thrown in the Channel?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I couldn’t allow such an abomination in my life, the mrs buys green and that’s where the line is that I shall never cross.

Blue top 4 life hommies. ( pours 4 pints on the ground)

The mr

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"To be honest.....I wouldn't care.

As long as they drink coffee it's all good.........

What if they don't drink coffee?

Red flag........

But it tastes like sh...I was asking for a friend anyway.

I have a theory that people who don't drink coffee are closet psychopaths.

How else do people resist the urge to murder people on a daily basis....

People resist that urge?

Oops

It's OK if you're quick.

Just tell any passers buy the freshly dug graves out front were for last night's Halloween shenanigans.....

What about the large pile of bodies waiting to be thrown in the Channel?"

It's bonfire night soon......

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"To be honest.....I wouldn't care.

As long as they drink coffee it's all good.........

What if they don't drink coffee?

Red flag........

But it tastes like sh...I was asking for a friend anyway.

I have a theory that people who don't drink coffee are closet psychopaths.

How else do people resist the urge to murder people on a daily basis....

People resist that urge?

Oops

It's OK if you're quick.

Just tell any passers buy the freshly dug graves out front were for last night's Halloween shenanigans.....

What about the large pile of bodies waiting to be thrown in the Channel?

It's bonfire night soon......

How did I get through my days without you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be honest.....I wouldn't care.

As long as they drink coffee it's all good.........

What if they don't drink coffee?

Red flag........

But it tastes like sh...I was asking for a friend anyway.

I have a theory that people who don't drink coffee are closet psychopaths.

How else do people resist the urge to murder people on a daily basis....

Pepsi has caffeine too?

Pepsi, that's another red flag!!

My friend buys the Aldi version if that helps?

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

My milk is red cap but it's full fat

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be honest.....I wouldn't care.

As long as they drink coffee it's all good.........

What if they don't drink coffee?

Red flag........

But it tastes like sh...I was asking for a friend anyway.

I have a theory that people who don't drink coffee are closet psychopaths.

How else do people resist the urge to murder people on a daily basis....

Pepsi has caffeine too?

Pepsi, that's another red flag!!

My friend buys the Aldi version if that helps?

Aldi knockoff Pepsi is actually lovely!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

If they can't handle a bit of fat, we're not going to be compatible.

Block 'em.

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By *ake_or_deathMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Things are going so well, you really like somebody. It all works and is good. Great vibes.

Then it happens, they hit you with a bombshell that shatters the entire fabric of reality of what you thought was great...

They drink the red cap milk...

I'm worse - I drink Oat Milk.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Only go as far as green

But have been known to put Oat milk in my coffee/porridge but that’s ok as we are allowed to contradict our own rules

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