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By *affeine Dusk OP   Man
over a year ago

Caerphilly

...I've had my dong stuck in this letterbox for 11hrs now, I'm very cold and hungry, pls advise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You got the wrong letterbox.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

about spat out my juice there

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Margarine and a cold flannel will soon have you out of there.

Failing that a warm coat and a call to Just Eat.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Important question: which side of the door are you on?

LvM

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

You’re supposed to use the one attached to the door . Nobody’s on the other side of a box on the wall

The mr

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"You’re supposed to use the one attached to the door . Nobody’s on the other side of a box on the wall

The mr "

Could be worse. He could be straddling a postbox

LvM

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Oh my cat is gonna love clawing into that

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"...I've had my dong stuck in this letterbox for 11hrs now, I'm very cold and hungry, pls advise.

"

It'd a good job my dog is sleeping

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"You’re supposed to use the one attached to the door . Nobody’s on the other side of a box on the wall

The mr

Could be worse. He could be straddling a postbox

LvM"

Let’s hope it’s not the one with snails in, I’m sure they’d love nibbling his glue.

The mr

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By *affeine Dusk OP   Man
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Not even one offer for a Greggs run.

This place has changed, chaaaanged I say.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands


"...I've had my dong stuck in this letterbox for 11hrs now, I'm very cold and hungry, pls advise.

"

Were you performing a trick or hoping for a treat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it was my letterbox I'd give your cock a good wash with fairy liquid and sugar to make it extra smooth and sterile. And then I would ask Rex to pop around and back up into it so he could glaze it with his anal wall juice.

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By *affeine Dusk OP   Man
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"...I've had my dong stuck in this letterbox for 11hrs now, I'm very cold and hungry, pls advise.

Were you performing a trick or hoping for a treat? "

Probably bo... wait hang on that'll get me banned

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By *affeine Dusk OP   Man
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"If it was my letterbox I'd give your cock a good wash with fairy liquid and sugar to make it extra smooth and sterile. And then I would ask Rex to pop around and back up into it so he could glaze it with his anal wall juice."

He's got doubloons up there, I seen them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it was my letterbox I'd give your cock a good wash with fairy liquid and sugar to make it extra smooth and sterile. And then I would ask Rex to pop around and back up into it so he could glaze it with his anal wall juice.

He's got doubloons up there, I seen them.

"

I know. 500 doubloons for your troubles if you visit his dark hole.

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By *affeine Dusk OP   Man
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"If it was my letterbox I'd give your cock a good wash with fairy liquid and sugar to make it extra smooth and sterile. And then I would ask Rex to pop around and back up into it so he could glaze it with his anal wall juice.

He's got doubloons up there, I seen them.

I know. 500 doubloons for your troubles if you visit his dark hole. "

I retired six years ago.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"...I've had my dong stuck in this letterbox for 11hrs now, I'm very cold and hungry, pls advise.

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Just eat?

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By *affeine Dusk OP   Man
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"...I've had my dong stuck in this letterbox for 11hrs now, I'm very cold and hungry, pls advise.

Just eat? "

I'm doing the Snoop dance right now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pull out. It’s the safest way

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"...I've had my dong stuck in this letterbox for 11hrs now, I'm very cold and hungry, pls advise.

Just eat?

I'm doing the Snoop dance right now!"

Careful of sudden movements!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I think Santa usually prefers a letter, but he'll still visit and slip down your chimney next month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit weird santa a old guy breaking in and emptying his sack on your bed

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Oh, CD. Somebody tricked ya.

Mrs TMN x

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"...I've had my dong stuck in this letterbox for 11hrs now, I'm very cold and hungry, pls advise.

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Was this supposed to be a trick or a treat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you alright CD? And more importantly, is your dong ok?

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By *affeine Dusk OP   Man
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"Are you alright CD? And more importantly, is your dong ok?"

Dr. HandsomeJaw said to keep the cast on for 3-5 weeks.

Pretty sure he's No Nut Novemberin' me, what a lad.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Are you alright CD? And more importantly, is your dong ok?

Dr. HandsomeJaw said to keep the cast on for 3-5 weeks.

Pretty sure he's No Nut Novemberin' me, what a lad.

"

But did you get takeaway....

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"...I've had my dong stuck in this letterbox for 11hrs now, I'm very cold and hungry, pls advise.

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I just snort laughed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you alright CD? And more importantly, is your dong ok?

Dr. HandsomeJaw said to keep the cast on for 3-5 weeks.

Pretty sure he's No Nut Novemberin' me, what a lad.

"

The audacity of your dong, after all you've done for him!

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