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"Nothing really embarrassing i did once tell my son i was at a pasty instead of party tho,he txted back and said steak or cheese.. " He's a cheeky chap | |||
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"My ancient phone refuses to 'learn' the Fuck word, so I keep asking my FB if he fancies a Duck " I couldn't refrain from giving a wide grin when I read this...does he reply with something like "yeah well done please?" | |||
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"Once told my son I would be late as i was having a juicy 'neck' (meal) with my friend. He wasnt amused. In his eyes mum is past any reference to sex at all !!!!" Poor lad! Little did he know | |||
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"My ancient phone refuses to 'learn' the Fuck word, so I keep asking my FB if he fancies a Duck I couldn't refrain from giving a wide grin when I read this...does he reply with something like "yeah well done please?" " Well he keeps showing up with orange sauce and an assortment of roasted veg so it's a win-win really ...oh and he always leaves 'well done' | |||
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"My ancient phone refuses to 'learn' the Fuck word, so I keep asking my FB if he fancies a Duck I couldn't refrain from giving a wide grin when I read this...does he reply with something like "yeah well done please?" Well he keeps showing up with orange sauce and an assortment of roasted veg so it's a win-win really ...oh and he always leaves 'well done' " Epic! | |||
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"I was trying to tell somebody I was going to"add" them.. but predictive text made that in "bed" ... " Yeah yeah so you say lol | |||
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"I was trying to tell somebody I was going to"add" them.. but predictive text made that in "bed" ... Yeah yeah so you say lol " Honestly... thing is it went to my financial adviser whom I was going to add to MSN? | |||
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"I was trying to tell somebody I was going to"add" them.. but predictive text made that in "bed" ... Yeah yeah so you say lol Honestly... thing is it went to my financial adviser whom I was going to add to MSN? " Did they give you better terms | |||
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"I was trying to tell somebody I was going to"add" them.. but predictive text made that in "bed" ... Yeah yeah so you say lol Honestly... thing is it went to my financial adviser whom I was going to add to MSN? Did they give you better terms " He suggested a (further) meeting in person (jokingly) - thankfully he saw the funny side | |||
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"My phone replaces yeah with twat from time to time!!" Haha that really made me chuckle | |||
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"My phone replaces yeah with twat from time to time!!" Excellant! | |||
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"This wasn't me, but once read about someone who sent "I'm going to dump you when I get round later", rather than "I'm going to jump you when I get round later"!" Hilarious - imagine if it had been the other way round | |||
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"This wasn't me, but once read about someone who sent "I'm going to dump you when I get round later", rather than "I'm going to jump you when I get round later"!Hilarious - imagine if it had been the other way round" What's worse is she apparently responded "Fair enough, I've been thinking we should call it a day!" | |||
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"This wasn't me, but once read about someone who sent "I'm going to dump you when I get round later", rather than "I'm going to jump you when I get round later"!Hilarious - imagine if it had been the other way round What's worse is she apparently responded "Fair enough, I've been thinking we should call it a day!"" Troubles with predictive texts...emm, so it's caused a split then? | |||
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