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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

...and Halloween gets them all over excited and smutty.

Also, I'm bored and want to play.

So, roll up, roll up... and send messages to random strangers telling them you fancy other random strangers!

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch, and don't forget meeee

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Maybe I will!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Oh go on then - in!

Seeing as there's nothing on the telly that I don't have....

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I am ready to deliver messages on my broom like a kinky Kiki

J

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

**twirls in** **waves**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy the OP! There I’ve said it!

In for a bit and happy to be postie for the next hour or so…

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Oh and I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

But can't be postie

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

As Dracula would say, Count me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in.. happy to be a postie as well.

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By *each69Woman
over a year ago

doncaster

Add me I’m in sound fun

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I shall join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll play

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

I’m in

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

But Bake Off is about to start

Fine - I'll play postie for you lovely lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Halloween horniness has gone but sure why not

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I'm in. Happy to play postie for a bit too, if anyone needs one...

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

And we're off!!

Please tell Posh "Po-ta-toes, boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...and Halloween gets them all over excited and smutty.

Also, I'm bored and want to play.

So, roll up, roll up... and send messages to random strangers telling them you fancy other random strangers!

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch, and don't forget meeee "

Definitely better than bobbing apples for a Halloween game lol could be interesting

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

First off... my hot mate has this for my many yet sexy mate...

Please tell Kai I admire him from afar

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"And we're off!!

Please tell Posh "Po-ta-toes, boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew""

Tell her I'm all a quiver

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"And we're off!!

Please tell Posh "Po-ta-toes, boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew"

Tell her I'm all a quiver "

Busted!

J

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

As it’s Halloween… that’s actually got fuck all to do with it… but go on then x

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By *ritIndianCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

We are in and happy to be postie

Mrs

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By *hisCharmingMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

I’m in for a while

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And another sexy mate has this for a gorgeous pal...

Would you be so kind as to post a message from me for the delcious Knitter to say that she may be great at spinning a yarn, but I would love to put her in a different kind of spin.

She might even be able to work out who the message is from from that clue

After all, surely that's the point

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

We're in

C

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Hey Obi, listen up!

My gorgeous mate asked me to tell you that you should get that sexy arse round to hers. She fancies a sausage!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Message for Obi from my sexy friend!

Could you please tell Obi that I have a crush on him but only when he's online

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And another sexy mate...

can you give a message to Knitter:

You’re full of glitz

The lady that knits

Can I squeeze your tits

And lick yer bits?

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By *ackandJill1Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

We'll join in tonight

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Where’s Rex when I need a target???

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

This dirtbag mate of mine says...

Please tell Cede I'll brush the cobwebs off my trapdoor for her

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Where’s Rex when I need a target??? "

He is so bloody rude. I'm sure you'll find another though

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Be still my beating heart... this one is pure poetry...

Raven

You are alright

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By *egDaySkipperMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I need a mate to pass my messages!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Hey Obi, listen up!

My gorgeous mate asked me to tell you that you should get that sexy arse round to hers. She fancies a sausage!

"

Damn. I ate them all.

With some fava beans and...brownies.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"I need a mate to pass my messages!"

I cam be postie

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I need a mate to pass my messages!"

I'll be your mate

J

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Message for Obi from my sexy friend!

Could you please tell Obi that I have a crush on him but only when he's online "

What's wrong with me offline?

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m in! I can’t be postie though as I’m (meant to be) working

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hey Obi, listen up!

My gorgeous mate asked me to tell you that you should get that sexy arse round to hers. She fancies a sausage!

Damn. I ate them all.

With some fava beans and...brownies. "

Jesus. Your recipes get weirder...

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Message for Obi from my sexy friend!

Could you please tell Obi that I have a crush on him but only when he's online

What's wrong with me offline? "

Cramps

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Message for Obi from my sexy friend!

Could you please tell Obi that I have a crush on him but only when he's online

What's wrong with me offline? "

Ooooh!! I know! I know!

(Wasn't me btw)

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"This dirtbag mate of mine says...

Please tell Cede I'll brush the cobwebs off my trapdoor for her "

Please don't - I'll do it for you myself

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Message for Obi from my sexy friend!

Could you please tell Obi that I have a crush on him but only when he's online

What's wrong with me offline? "

Maybe I was only meant to post the message when you're online. Take the compliment!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Where’s Rex when I need a target??? "

I'm happy to be your target

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Message for Obi from my sexy friend!

Could you please tell Obi that I have a crush on him but only when he's online

What's wrong with me offline?

Cramps"

Never gonna get old is it......

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

My damsel in distress mate has a request!

Please tell Kai, Obi, Dan, Ifyoudareto and George that I fancy skiing while airtight and I think they could help. So I'm calling for help.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Message for Obi from my sexy friend!

Could you please tell Obi that I have a crush on him but only when he's online

What's wrong with me offline?

Maybe I was only meant to post the message when you're online. Take the compliment! "

*inserts facepalm emoji......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for Obi from my sexy friend!

Could you please tell Obi that I have a crush on him but only when he's online

What's wrong with me offline? "

I'll own up it was funny in my head sorry xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hit me with your filth.

Oh and I’m a needy f’ker so will accept all declarations of lust.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

A certain Madonna fan would like to ask this.....

Can you please ask YOLO if the trick is balancing on his delicious thighs then I'm game for a try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I was thinking about this game earlier!

I’m in

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Posh, my sexy mate has a message for you!

Can you tell Posh that she is an absolute star for getting all her kinky gingers adopted in to loving homes!

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

In!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll give it a whirl

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Dearest Spaffon (says my sexy mate),

Too long have I gazed upon you from afar, dreaming of the moment you might notice me and summon me.

If only you would turn my way, notice me, just for a moment... I'd bang your back doors in.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"In!"

Happy to be postie too.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Dearest Spaffon (says my sexy mate),

Too long have I gazed upon you from afar, dreaming of the moment you might notice me and summon me.

If only you would turn my way, notice me, just for a moment... I'd bang your back doors in."

In true Rex spirit

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Posh, my sexy mate has a message for you!

Can you tell Posh that she is an absolute star for getting all her kinky gingers adopted in to loving homes!"

Not all... not yet

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Mrs Shiv, my sexy mate has jussed passed me a note...

Can you please ask Mrs Shiv if they could journey south of the border so I could venture south of the border....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For Mrs Shiv....

I'll warm you up, but can I also have some of your square sausage please? Oh and I would!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

All these hot folks in my box... with messages for my mates...

can you please tell Cede that I like Bake Off too. Can I get a feel of her buns?

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Yes I’m in posh please and thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My damsel in distress mate has a request!

Please tell Kai, Obi, Dan, Ifyoudareto and George that I fancy skiing while airtight and I think they could help. So I'm calling for help."

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My damn sexy mate says...

For John Wicker Man: I didn't get the chance to go trick or treating. Please will he share his Minstrels and I'll give him a treat

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Oh my... My very sexy friend would like me to say

Ghoulie and Beef, the latest dress is giving me wicked thoughts of being Dommed by a couple.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

For Crimson Rose: My sexy husband, I mean mate, wants you to know he thinks you're gorgeous.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My soon to be ex mate says...

Message for Tea

The only thing that gets me hotter than that happy trail is the strong hands I imagine holding me in place

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Oh my... My very sexy friend would like me to say

Ghoulie and Beef, the latest dress is giving me wicked thoughts of being Dommed by a couple."

Oh my indeed! It's lucky I'm a s-witch Please message if you're feeling brave.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"For Crimson Rose: My sexy husband, I mean mate, wants you to know he thinks you're gorgeous. "

Please pass on to your hus…mate, how YOU doin’

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Go in then I'm in...

Tinder x

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By *iz78Woman
over a year ago

wirral

I'm in

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By *ritIndianCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

My sexy mate has a message for ifyoudareto:

Your profile photo makes me realise I’ve only had four of my five a day and hoping you can help me out

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in no worries

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Oooh I didn't see this ... May I play Posh Pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love this. I'm in and ready to deliver sexy messages.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

My mate over there, the one with his... Well ya know.. would like me to tell Knitter

That if her needle tips are cold i'll gladly warm them up for her....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oooh I didn't see this ... May I play Posh Pants "

If you must

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sexy mate wants to tell MrsShiv..

I agree with her on the sex noises, but we should probably meet in person to make sure we're on the same page...

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

I'm in

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall

In for a little while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My sexy mate has a message for ifyoudareto:

Your profile photo makes me realise I’ve only had four of my five a day and hoping you can help me out

Mrs "

I may have some plums that are ripe and ready to be nibbled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sexyyy mate has a question for JohnWickerMan.. she’d like to know when she is going to finally get a chance to taste your produce?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

My "mate" says he'd love to shag your tits and jizz on your face, Posh

In

LvM

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Kaitonel, my sexy af mate says...

Could you please ask Kai for me if he FAK?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll be in until I fall asleep

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By *JtheTomMan
over a year ago

London

I'm in

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By *JtheTomMan
over a year ago

London

Happy to be postie

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I have one very hot mate asking me to send a message

Can you please as ask Ghoulie if I can stroke her... underwear

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My "mate" says he'd love to shag your tits and jizz on your face, Posh

In

LvM"

Your "mate" has been threatening that for about half a decade!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Oooh I didn't see this ... May I play Posh Pants

If you must "

Enthusiastic as ever

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I have one very hot mate asking me to send a message

Can you please as ask Ghoulie if I can stroke her... underwear"

Absolutely, I'll put the velvet set on. Of course it's probably best to let me know who I'm getting dressed for via DM...

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"My "mate" says he'd love to shag your tits and jizz on your face, Posh

In

LvM

Your "mate" has been threatening that for about half a decade!"

They're a slow burner... or so I hear

LvM

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Kaitonel, my sexy af mate says...

Could you please ask Kai for me if he FAK?"

Wait! I don't want a Knobbing! Or you want to be knobbed?

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By *tevi00Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

I'm in

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Kaitonel, my sexy af mate says...

Could you please ask Kai for me if he FAK?

Wait! I don't want a Knobbing! Or you want to be knobbed? "

I'm happy to be knobbed

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Kaitonel, my sexy af mate says...

Could you please ask Kai for me if he FAK?

Wait! I don't want a Knobbing! Or you want to be knobbed? "

I'm pretty sure she would like to be knobbed. By you. But I will obviously post a correction if I'm wrong.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

It's not a correction! It's a confirmation. Phew!

He has a point. Tell him it’s been revised to FGMAK?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Incoming for Misty! From my sexy mate...

Could you please tell MsMistsyPeeks she is truely beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My sexyyy mate has a question for JohnWickerMan.. she’d like to know when she is going to finally get a chance to taste your produce? "

Your sexyyy mate needs to step into my office and get our diaries matched up.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"It's not a correction! It's a confirmation. Phew!

He has a point. Tell him it’s been revised to FGMAK?"

Knobbings are good to give to be fair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ForOneFrightOnly…. Message incoming from an absolute stunner

(You’re a lucky lady - I’d be well chuffed)

Could you please tell ForOneFrightonly I think she has a beautiful smile

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

A message from a very tasty friend ....

Can you tell MJtheTom I'd like to Cat around with him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Incoming for Misty! From my sexy mate...

Could you please tell MsMistsyPeeks she is truely beautiful"

Eh??? Is fab available in braille now?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One from a sexy mate to a sexy mate...

Could you please tell demidemi she has the most beautiful eyes

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

I'm in and happy to be postie for friends :D

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

A very beautiful friend would like to tell _iz78 she has a lovely bottom

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My "mate" says he'd love to shag your tits and jizz on your face, Posh

In

LvM

Your "mate" has been threatening that for about half a decade!

They're a slow burner... or so I hear

LvM"

I'll bring a book

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"ForOneFrightOnly…. Message incoming from an absolute stunner

(You’re a lucky lady - I’d be well chuffed)

Could you please tell ForOneFrightonly I think she has a beautiful smile"

oh my I am flattered indeed

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Obi, this one's for you! Oooft!

Can you tell _bi haive I'd be his entertainment any day...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My sexy mate says...

Can you tell MJ I've fancied him for a while but I don't want to double message. If he's down I'd like to ruin every bed sheet he owns.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

What’s this about?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Saffron, a message for you from my sexy mate...

Could you please tell Saffron40 that I think she is awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall join

..cause why not

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By *iz78Woman
over a year ago

wirral


"A very beautiful friend would like to tell _iz78 she has a lovely bottom "

Thank you x

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Incoming for Misty! From my sexy mate...

Could you please tell MsMistsyPeeks she is truely beautiful

Eh??? Is fab available in braille now? "

You are gorg

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My bloody scrummy mate says ...

Can you tell Misty

I will get my lips on her sooner or later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy shadyintheshadows.

AM I DOING THIS RIGHT???

I like the cut of her jib.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

My mate, very sexy but questionable in other things would like me to ask

Gentlemanjay did you cycled here?

I guess she is wanting some fitness tips!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Obi, this one's for you! Oooft!

Can you tell _bi haive I'd be his entertainment any day..."

Ooh - beats the telly any day of the week.

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Oh go on then I'm in for a bit!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'd say I've been asked, but she is a bit bossy so it's definitely more of a demand, to say this

Please tell all the people that I have a desire for penis. Could all the people with peni come here please.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

I'm in for a little bit, happy to be postie.

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"I'm in for a little bit, happy to be postie. "

Always a star

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My damn sexy mate says...

For John Wicker Man: I didn't get the chance to go trick or treating. Please will he share his Minstrels and I'll give him a treat "

I missed this one.

Your sexy mate needs to be careful putting their hand into the bag. The may be more than chocolatey treats in there.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

A message from a friend that always has the needle ...

Could you please tell Jessica Grace I think she is stunning

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

A message from a naughty friend...

Can you please ask _essicagrace if she'd like a game of Noahs Ark, where I play the ark and wait for the biblical flood to hit me........ 

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"A message from a friend that always has the needle ...

Could you please tell Jessica Grace I think she is stunning "

Thanks stranger! Intrigued by the needle...

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"A message from a naughty friend...

Can you please ask _essicagrace if she'd like a game of Noahs Ark, where I play the ark and wait for the biblical flood to hit me........ "

Probably very very easy to arrange.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in...

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

In

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Going for a shower so out as postie for a bit.

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joins in desperate hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This beautiful lady asked me to pass this on...Could you please tell Crimson_Rose that her being in the forums brings me a little joy

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Delayed due to my absence!

My very sexy lady friend asks me to tell

Crimson_Rose that her being in the forums brings me a little joy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Delayed due to my absence!

My very sexy lady friend asks me to tell

Crimson_Rose that her being in the forums brings me a little joy"

Jinx

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Delayed due to my absence!

My very sexy lady friend asks me to tell

Crimson_Rose that her being in the forums brings me a little joy

Jinx "

He’s causing chaos by disappearing.

Well thank you, that’s really made me smile.

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By *ath_ladMan
over a year ago

Bath

I’m in on this let the game commence

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Delayed due to my absence!

My very sexy lady friend asks me to tell

Crimson_Rose that her being in the forums brings me a little joy

Jinx

He’s causing chaos by disappearing.

Well thank you, that’s really made me smile. "

I like the chaos!

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Delayed due to my absence!

My very sexy lady friend asks me to tell

Crimson_Rose that her being in the forums brings me a little joy

Jinx

He’s causing chaos by disappearing.

Well thank you, that’s really made me smile.

I like the chaos! "

We know. My god, we know!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One from my sexy mate to a hottie

Could you please tell petite

That she is a fantastic person, she’s incredibly sexy and to stay positive. I need a new bestie if she’s up for it

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Am I too late NSP? I’ve been off grid spoon whittling

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

A very cute looking new friend says...

"Can you please pass on to MJ that his eyes are gorgeous I'm sure they'd look even better looking up at me "

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

A very friendly friend says...

"Can you please tell PetiteWoman that I think her pictures are wonderful"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Right! Where is this knobbing directed?

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Right! Where is this knobbing directed? "

You’ll have to ask Ghoulie!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Wonko my very sexy beauty of a friend has asked me to pass on

Wonko you make me smile

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Right! Where is this knobbing directed?

You’ll have to ask Ghoulie! "

Ghoulie was very cryptic!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Right! Where is this knobbing directed?

You’ll have to ask Ghoulie!

Ghoulie was very cryptic! "

Of course! A good ghoul never reveals her sources without permission

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mrs Shiv, my sexy mate has jussed passed me a note...

Can you please ask Mrs Shiv if they could journey south of the border so I could venture south of the border.... "

I’ll try my best! But who do I have to look out for?!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Right! Where is this knobbing directed? "

This a way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For Mrs Shiv....

I'll warm you up, but can I also have some of your square sausage please? Oh and I would!"

Anytime

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Back in

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

I'm in and happy to be postie.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m out now. Thanks for the person that sent my message

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Well this is bloody depressing. Just read through 150 messages and not one mention of a fluffy chicken.

I'm now out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll jump in for the end

Em x

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Well this is bloody depressing. Just read through 150 messages and not one mention of a fluffy chicken.

I'm now out!"

Will the real fluffy chicken please stand up please stand up ...

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

This was quick Em! My sexy mate has a valid point...

Where the fuck have you been, Mrs!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This was quick Em! My sexy mate has a valid point...

Where the fuck have you been, Mrs!?"

Having a little break,at least I didn't UNLOS

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Another one for you Em, from another sexy mate...

Can you please tell Em I'm glad she's back as her arse has been sorely missed. Ta muchly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another one for you Em, from another sexy mate...

Can you please tell Em I'm glad she's back as her arse has been sorely missed. Ta muchly. "

Thank you

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield


"My mate, very sexy but questionable in other things would like me to ask

Gentlemanjay did you cycled here?

I guess she is wanting some fitness tips! "

Lol. No cycling Fab meets this summer. Lol.

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By *JtheTomMan
over a year ago

London


"A very cute looking new friend says...

"Can you please pass on to MJ that his eyes are gorgeous I'm sure they'd look even better looking up at me ""

Thank you

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By *JtheTomMan
over a year ago

London


"A message from a very tasty friend ....

Can you tell MJtheTom I'd like to Cat around with him "

Anytime . Feel free to reach out and paw at me. Scratches welcome too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonko my very sexy beauty of a friend has asked me to pass on

Wonko you make me smile"

Well send a smile to my inbox

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"A message from a very tasty friend ....

Can you tell MJtheTom I'd like to Cat around with him

Anytime . Feel free to reach out and paw at me. Scratches welcome too"

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By *JtheTomMan
over a year ago

London


"A message from a very tasty friend ....

Can you tell MJtheTom I'd like to Cat around with him

Anytime . Feel free to reach out and paw at me. Scratches welcome too

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh sorry I’ve killed it

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