FabSwingers.com forum: Trick or treat?

By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

So who's hiding with the lights off and whose embracing it?

I must be getting softer with age as I've all out for the first time

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Brum

You’ve lost your picture again chick

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

We have sweets in the porch for people to help themselves. No one ever finds us though as we're tucked away.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Brum

"So who's hiding with the lights off and whose embracing it?

I must be getting softer with age as I've all out for the first time"

I’m in a hot bath listening to very loud grunge as I’ve had a wank day.

I could really do with a candle or two and a bath bomb if any treaters are near my place

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Which fucking Fluffy Chicken is this I give up

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

All curtains & blinds closed here - can’t be doing with the dog going nuts every time the door goes. The kids here are good though & look for signs that they’re welcome. We used to make loads of effort years ago

J x

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By *udandBryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston

We have to be prepared with bags of sweets ready, as the local kids always come to, "the Goths house".

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Brum

"Which fucking Fluffy Chicken is this I give up

It’s the one with the lovely looking snatch… send dick pics to it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pooch and I are holed up in the kitchen!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Shhh not so loud.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I've seen groups go up the road but they're only going to decorated houses I think. No-one's knocked, so we might get to keep all the sweets for ourselves

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Which fucking Fluffy Chicken is this I give up

The impostor one. Sus.

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By *anky panky 123Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Totally Embrace it..Bags of sweets at the ready

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Brum

"I've seen groups go up the road but they're only going to decorated houses I think. No-one's knocked, so we might get to keep all the sweets for ourselves "

Have you any decorations up Rachoshaws?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I've seen groups go up the road but they're only going to decorated houses I think. No-one's knocked, so we might get to keep all the sweets for ourselves

Have you any decorations up Rachoshaws?"

Hell no. I keep the house the way I keep my vag - unkempt and unwelcoming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which fucking Fluffy Chicken is this I give up

The fake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which fucking Fluffy Chicken is this I give up

It’s the one with the lovely looking snatch… send dick pics to it now

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

I've had a few kids call already and they have all been super sweet. One girl just said I looked like Christina Ricci in Wednesday so she obviously got extra sweets

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Brum

"I've seen groups go up the road but they're only going to decorated houses I think. No-one's knocked, so we might get to keep all the sweets for ourselves

Have you any decorations up Rachoshaws?

Hell no. I keep the house the way I keep my vag - unkempt and unwelcoming "

I’ll remember to wipe my dick on the way out.

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"You’ve lost your picture again chick "

I've just turned the lights off

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Which fucking Fluffy Chicken is this I give up

The fake

Dick pic on way then

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Cattle prods and buckets of ice cold water at the ready.

Knock on the door at your peril annoying small people.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I've seen groups go up the road but they're only going to decorated houses I think. No-one's knocked, so we might get to keep all the sweets for ourselves

Have you any decorations up Rachoshaws?

Hell no. I keep the house the way I keep my vag - unkempt and unwelcoming

I’ll remember to wipe my dick on the way out."

Just to warn you - the curtains are getting dangerously crusty

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By *hawn ScottMan
over a year ago

london Brixton

I remember when I lived in East Belfast and 2 guys about 16 or 17 years old knocked the door with their hoods over their faces.

"Trick or treat" in a strong Belfast accent.

I gave them an apple each from the fruit bowl. They looked confused but I just told them it was healthier than sweets and closed the door

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’ve been dressed up as Wednesday Adams all day at work, just home and waiting for the first knock on the door

Embracing it all this year

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Brum

"I’ve been dressed up as Wednesday Adams all day at work, just home and waiting for the first knock on the door

Embracing it all this year

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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Anyone trick or treating me tonight will be getting bloody wet, and have a long walk ahead of them to get here.

They'll also be shit out of luck as I have no treats......

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Anyone trick or treating me tonight will be getting bloody wet, and have a long walk ahead of them to get here.

They'll also be shit out of luck as I have no treats......

You've always got treats!

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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Anyone trick or treating me tonight will be getting bloody wet, and have a long walk ahead of them to get here.

They'll also be shit out of luck as I have no treats......

You've always got treats!"

Yes. But they're MY treats....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Anyone trick or treating me tonight will be getting bloody wet, and have a long walk ahead of them to get here.

They'll also be shit out of luck as I have no treats......

You've always got treats!

Yes. But they're MY treats....

Sharing is caring, young man

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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Anyone trick or treating me tonight will be getting bloody wet, and have a long walk ahead of them to get here.

They'll also be shit out of luck as I have no treats......

You've always got treats!

Yes. But they're MY treats....

Sharing is caring, young man

Not with someone else's crotch fruit. Fuck that!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Anyone trick or treating me tonight will be getting bloody wet, and have a long walk ahead of them to get here.

They'll also be shit out of luck as I have no treats......

You've always got treats!

Yes. But they're MY treats....

Sharing is caring, young man

Not with someone else's crotch fruit. Fuck that!

Tonight they're definitely crotch goblins... and ghoulies... and vampires

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By *isterMushroomMan
over a year ago

Warrington

Totally forgot to buy sweets, so I’m sat upstairs with all the lights out. The little fuckers are trying their luck still

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'm so happy to live upstairs for one night a year

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

They never come here - it’s too far back from the road. Quite Samhain for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frightening the kids is my favourite part.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Frightening the kids is my favourite part."

Night off from scaring the men

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Had a few knock on our door.

Ignored the fookers, they know where the shops are.

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

Just caught some teenagers red handed stealing the lot. The cheek of these kids!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

They don't come here. Not after the incident.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Not likely to be disturbed tonight

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

We don’t even have a front door, and the gates for the back are locked. No visitors for us.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"They don't come here. Not after the incident."

Ominous

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"Frightening the kids is my favourite part.

Night off from scaring the men"

She can multitask

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"They don't come here. Not after the incident.

Ominous

We don't talk about it...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"They don't come here. Not after the incident.

Ominous

We don't talk about it...

Can't be doing with the 15.2 mile hike to your front door

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago

Alcester

In the middle of the countryside, about two miles from the nearest village, and a long dark unlit road.

Have never had anyone venture up for Halloween in all the years I've lived here.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"They don't come here. Not after the incident.

Ominous

We don't talk about it...

Can't be doing with the 15.2 mile hike to your front door

And that. No lights in the driveway. Or "avenue" as some call it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive had loads only got a few bags left and got extra stuff just incase, last year had about 70 weans and had to send my son to the shop for more stuff lol

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Had a few visiting x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to gym at a tactical time

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"They don't come here. Not after the incident.

Ominous

We don't talk about it...

Can't be doing with the 15.2 mile hike to your front door

And that. No lights in the driveway. Or "avenue" as some call it."

I think the word " Ranch " is more realistic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just had a few knocking on door. My windows are wide open, lights on, music playing. They didn’t knock for long, funnily enough - I’ve loads of Halloween paraphernalia on my porch, some of it there year-round to scare the locals

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

Ive been decorting the house since 10 this morning, I have discovered I am not a fan of ladders. Totally worth it to see the little peeps at the door

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