FabSwingers.com forum: Things I have learnt today.....2

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not to get into an interesting discussion at the 170th post.....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Not a new thing I've learnt today so sorry for slightly going off topic at a tangent, but what I confirmed (yet again) is how boring m&s is. I only cheered up at the food section and had a big samosa.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

To check how much mint sauce is left before I go to the shop

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

that there are some sexy men on fab... A few that have made me interested in meeting again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not to be quite so honest with people!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That no matter how sexually-orientated you think a new website is, there's always someone who reacts in horror at the thought of a guy being horny and looking for sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the OED definition of a swinger...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that this is a lovely place to be most of the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I have too much ironing to do

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

That I need to spend less time on fab!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not to walk three dogs on your own when Beowulf is loose in the woods .

Bloody hell that was fun , my normally laid back Labrador went mental , the Spaniel kept his distance but added vocal support and the Staff/Husky was doing an impersonation of a mower at full revs with lots if gnashing and scrabbling in a "let me at him " way on the lead .

Hey ho , it was all barking and shoving and no harm done.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

that if you want a certain job done, give the person you are tasking to do that job an alternative that sounds worse... and they gladly do the task you asked for in the first place...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I have too much ironing to do

I've done all mine

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The office laptop is too big for my bag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To not just rely on spell check on emails and to actually review oneself, that way i will stop calling a colleague Brain instead of Brian in every email !!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

That you are not supposed to blow your nose if you have a blocked eustachian tube.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"That you are not supposed to blow your nose if you have a blocked eustachian tube."

Ouch! I hope your ears are ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That we rumbled another fake fem!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I have too much ironing to do

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can you do mine aswell please very difficult wth cracked ribs

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"That you are not supposed to blow your nose if you have a blocked eustachian tube.

Ouch! I hope your ears are ok."

Pardon ?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I would much rather have a productive cough than this shitty dry cough that has hindered me from sleeping for more than 3 hours a night... I am knackered and run down xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That you are not supposed to blow your nose if you have a blocked eustachian tube.

Ouch! I hope your ears are ok.

Pardon ?"

If your ears are blocked, pour a teaspoon full of extra virgin olive oil oan them....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That you are not supposed to blow your nose if you have a blocked eustachian tube.

Ouch! I hope your ears are ok.

Pardon ?

If your ears are blocked, pour a teaspoon full of extra virgin olive oil oan them....

* down....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That some people get confused between 'fab' life and real life lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"That you are not supposed to blow your nose if you have a blocked eustachian tube.

Ouch! I hope your ears are ok.

Pardon ?

If your ears are blocked, pour a teaspoon full of extra virgin olive oil oan them....

Now both you and I know I might as well use axle grease.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That you are not supposed to blow your nose if you have a blocked eustachian tube.

Ouch! I hope your ears are ok.

Pardon ?

If your ears are blocked, pour a teaspoon full of extra virgin olive oil oan them....

Now both you and I know I might as well use axle grease. "

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I have learned that listening to a Russian Doctor on a breathing video makes me think of Meerkats.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have learned that listening to a Russian Doctor on a breathing video makes me think of Meerkats....... "

An asthmatic Zhivago reminds you of Sergei....???

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

that granny will watch breathing vidoes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learnt that when putting something in the slow cooker over night it's useful if you turn the socket on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To not just rely on spell check on emails and to actually review oneself, that way i will stop calling a colleague Brain instead of Brian in every email !! "

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Not today, but in the last couple of weeks, i should really have set up online banking years ago. Its sooooooooo simple that even i understand it lol

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

That you don't notice swallowing your tongue bar until it isn't there anymore!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That you don't notice swallowing your tongue bar until it isn't there anymore!!!

Oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To pay more attention to detail, like avatar pictures and different message titles probably indicate its two different people lol .............. oh oooops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Windsor Davies has two brothers named Tudor and Stuart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life fucking sucks.....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Life fucking sucks....."

It's only the bit you have to get through before you die.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Noooooo life does not suck. It throws stones in your path but you can pick them up, kick them out the way or walk round them? Just a thought

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I would much rather have a productive cough than this shitty dry cough that has hindered me from sleeping for more than 3 hours a night... I am knackered and run down xx"

Try the root ginger in boiling water tea. It really eases a dry cough.

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Butt plugs can slip inside including the outside bit that sits on the edge of your botty, when I orgasm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butt plugs can slip inside including the outside bit that sits on the edge of your botty, when I orgasm!"

Crikey !! How did you get it back out ?.

A massive fart and shoot the cat ?.

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

"Butt plugs can slip inside including the outside bit that sits on the edge of your botty, when I orgasm!

Crikey !! How did you get it back out ?.

A massive fart and shoot the cat ?."

Lol. Swingers chat under lost butt plug andcits explained all there lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Brightonsteve really really really likes nipples.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Lots of people in Manchester have blue hair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that its way too easy to spend hours in these forums - but slowly im getting to know a few people here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"that its way too easy to spend hours in these forums - but slowly im getting to know a few people here

Not as quickly as some of us would hope....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that its way too easy to spend hours in these forums - but slowly im getting to know a few people here

Not as quickly as some of us would hope....

oh i say

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

That I need a set of Terms & Conditions...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"That I need a set of Terms & Conditions...

Just put T&C apply on your profile. No one reads the small print and you can vary them as necessary.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"That I need a set of Terms & Conditions...

Just put T&C apply on your profile. No one reads the small print and you can vary them as necessary."

I've also learnt that, on the whole, the regular forum users can provide a balanced and sensible answer to a well presented and genuine question and that people do value that advice.

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

That a very good meet can leave you with aches and pains...

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By *icky55Man
over a year ago

Warm an cosy cave. Brist

Never cook steak with out the exstracter fan on.

Smoke alarm goes off.

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By *iker BullMan
over a year ago

leeds

learnt to tie my own shoe laces

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

That I have laryngitis....

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By *e-coq-noireMan
over a year ago

kent

[Removed by poster at 25/02/13 15:17:35]

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By *e-coq-noireMan
over a year ago

kent

Learnt to Read the Instructions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learned that barebacking is fine if the lady in question is a virgin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learned today that the car that is sampled starting up and used as a backing track on the Art of Noise "Close to the Edit" is in fact a VW Golf .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Food poisoning from oysters eaten on Friday night is not, I repeat NOT cool

But the extra weight my wii twatting fit reckons I've put on, I think has started to come off .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How to program my boiler timer, that money doesn't randomly go missing in the bank and that sitting on the floor for more than 2 evenings is a pain in the arse (literally!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I have too much ironing to do

I know a Slave that would do anything

And i don't mean me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I have learnt that knocking a hot cup of tea over your leg burns

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I learnt today that there are two of these threads and that I'm not mad afterall...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that my laptop appeared to not have any wireless connection anymore - but F5 sorts it out

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Not to put toaster crumpets in the toaster they get stuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not to put toaster crumpets in the toaster they get stuck!

you have to squish them first - then they fit

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By *uriousBristolCplCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Random but learnt that our friends dog much prefers raw Tomato over Broccoli & I'm shit at reversing my chair!!

Thinking back quite a bizarre day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Random but learnt that our friends dog much prefers raw Tomato over Broccoli & I'm shit at reversing my chair!!

Thinking back quite a bizarre day

what happened when u reversed? lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Not to put toaster crumpets in the toaster they get stuck!

you have to squish them first - then they fit

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Doesnt say that ont packet though...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not to put toaster crumpets in the toaster they get stuck!

you have to squish them first - then they fit

Doesnt say that ont packet though...

Mental note for my next FFM....

Squish crumpet together for best results.....

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

I have learnt today that sometimes people will say something I would never have expected them to say.

Fruit x

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

That i should know by now that i will get most possible side-effects.

(admin can we have a puking smilie ?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not call a bar of Norwegian fishermen. "a bit gay"

worked out well in the end. This morning im an honorary Viking

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

how do u squish ???

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By *hattyman80Man
over a year ago

stockport

That if you're polite and courteous 24/7 you will get walked over at some point!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just woke up... Today hasn't had any educational value so far :-/ yaaaawn

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