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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling

Got any?

About anything at all! None specific and inclusive to all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send breasts to my inbox?

It’s all I have right now

( . Y . )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For every suggestion you don't like, have a wank while doing a handstand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't use vapour rub as a lubricant for wanking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet me for sex!

(I haven't decided who this is for yet)

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Stick the slow cooker on before you go work. When you get home, hey presto, the house smells homely and the dinner is ready to go

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Meet me for sex!

(I haven't decided who this is for yet)"

I may regret this, but I'm out.

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling


"Send breasts to my inbox?

It’s all I have right now

( . Y . )"

Very good suggestion. Can't go wrong with that one

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling


"For every suggestion you don't like, have a wank while doing a handstand."

A suggestion about suggestions!

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling


"Don't use vapour rub as a lubricant for wanking. "

That's less of a suggestion and more of a life goal for survival

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling


"Meet me for sex!

(I haven't decided who this is for yet)"

I've offered Brucey to you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meet me for sex!

(I haven't decided who this is for yet)

I may regret this, but I'm out."

Privately turning me down is one thing but publicly!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meet me for sex!

(I haven't decided who this is for yet)

I've offered Brucey to you! "

I think I've annoyed him.

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling


"Stick the slow cooker on before you go work. When you get home, hey presto, the house smells homely and the dinner is ready to go"

Best state that food must be added too, you know for the types of people that are the reason we have "do not drink" warnings on bleach.

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling

[Removed by poster at 31/10/23 10:53:21]

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling


"Meet me for sex!

(I haven't decided who this is for yet)

I've offered Brucey to you!

I think I've annoyed him. "

Irony! I think... That's irony right?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

….unless you’re scoffing cooking apples raw that is, whereupon you will likely experience an impressive bout of the shits and may require to seek a doctor.

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

Take things slowly at first. Find what is comfortable for you and build up gradually. As you gain confidence quicken the pace.

When you feel you are ready (you’ll know when) go for it.

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling


"An apple a day keeps the doctor away

….unless you’re scoffing cooking apples raw that is, whereupon you will likely experience an impressive bout of the shits and may require to seek a doctor."

Follow up suggestion. Don't seek said doctor on fab. One may exist, but that's even riskier than eating the apples in the first place.

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling


"Take things slowly at first. Find what is comfortable for you and build up gradually. As you gain confidence quicken the pace.

When you feel you are ready (you’ll know when) go for it. "

But that requires me to pay atre tion. Can somebody else not just tell me when?

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"Got any?

About anything at all! None specific and inclusive to all!"

Lose the trackies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got any?

About anything at all! None specific and inclusive to all!

Lose the trackies?

"

Noooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An apple a day keeps the doctor away

….unless you’re scoffing cooking apples raw that is, whereupon you will likely experience an impressive bout of the shits and may require to seek a doctor."

Given that they're likely to be toffee apples today, a trip to the dentist might be in order.

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Turn off all the filters and commit to replying to every message for 1 day.

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Roll a dice for every single guy that just says "hi" and if you roll a 6 you have to try and arrange a meet

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Meet me for sex!

(I haven't decided who this is for yet)

I may regret this, but I'm out.

Privately turning me down is one thing but publicly!!!"

Sorry. It's just I hate being plan B. I want to be someone's plan A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t pinch peoples profile names

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Stick the slow cooker on before you go work. When you get home, hey presto, the house smells homely and the dinner is ready to go

Best state that food must be added too, you know for the types of people that are the reason we have "do not drink" warnings on bleach. "

Yes!

If you're reading this, add diced beef, vegetables of your choice and some herbs and spices. Don't forget a splash of rouge

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Don’t pinch peoples profile names "

Will you just let it go!! It's mine now and I love it.

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"Meet me for sex!

(I haven't decided who this is for yet)

I may regret this, but I'm out.

Privately turning me down is one thing but publicly!!!

Sorry. It's just I hate being plan B. I want to be someone's plan A"

I personally wouldn't mind to be even plan C at the moment.

Might transform back to a man with self esteem at some point I hope.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Meet me for sex!

(I haven't decided who this is for yet)

I may regret this, but I'm out.

Privately turning me down is one thing but publicly!!!

Sorry. It's just I hate being plan B. I want to be someone's plan A

I personally wouldn't mind to be even plan C at the moment.

Might transform back to a man with self esteem at some point I hope."

Forget your celibate Tuesdays and have a wank. It'll clear your head

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"Meet me for sex!

(I haven't decided who this is for yet)

I may regret this, but I'm out.

Privately turning me down is one thing but publicly!!!

Sorry. It's just I hate being plan B. I want to be someone's plan A

I personally wouldn't mind to be even plan C at the moment.

Might transform back to a man with self esteem at some point I hope.

Forget your celibate Tuesdays and have a wank. It'll clear your head "

I had the best one yesterday.

Even made a thread about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Post nut clarity, before you get the horn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The working week should be reduced to 8 hours, pay rates increase by a multiple of 5 and weekends start on a Tuesday.

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny


"Take things slowly at first. Find what is comfortable for you and build up gradually. As you gain confidence quicken the pace.

When you feel you are ready (you’ll know when) go for it.

But that requires me to pay atre tion. Can somebody else not just tell me when? "

Yes they can but it’s unlikely that they will.

Maybe I should add a rider:

Pay attention.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Meet me for sex!

(I haven't decided who this is for yet)

I've offered Brucey to you! "

I'm not your whore Kai!

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