FabSwingers.com forum: Cum Strike Tuesday

By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

I'm planning a regular Tuesday strike.

Friday or Saturday as well at some point.

Depending on the negotiations.

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Don't cum on Tuesdays, but edging is allowed.

Using a condom or even wanking is still a betrayal.

Take it as a 1 day celibacy.

It's a way to pay respect to our fallen fellow single men.

Searching in ninja mode and withholding Fabs is optional.

***

Sperm shortage might cause major disruptions to the other party.

They might cum to the table to start negotiations.

If it will become a regular thing, then I might make some virtual badges.

Free membership, WhatsApp / Facebook group, TV adds, our own beer brand, signature squirting dildos with no holes...etc.

You might even hear about it in the news.

***

They might call us losers, wankers or worse, but don't pay attention.

Stay strong and stop cumming! Doesn't matter how hard it is!

***

Obviously, I'm just joking (Am I?). Please don't hate me too much, if this actually becomes a real thing. ***

***

Hurting me isn't an option.

Unless it would be like a 50 on 1 gangbang.

I'd pass away happily as a martyr.

Sacrificing myself for the others.

***

Saint Roland I. (1980 - 2023)

Rest his piece, if you find it.

Soldier of love and equality.

He fought for his life till the end, but those pink furry handcuffs were stronger than they looked.

***

Warning! This is just a joke!

Terms and conditions apply.

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It meant to be a weird thread.

I was planning it for 2 days.

***

Moderators, please let me know, if I'm breaking any rules.

I'm happy do another edited version of the thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strike strike strike!

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Strike strike strike! "

I will send a membership badge at some point.

You were the first one to join, so you are my deputy.

Little ceremony will follow, when I figure something out.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Solidarity, Comrade. But from afar.

I like my Tuesday wank so not going to give it up. Sorry. Keep the red flag flying.

#champagnesocialist or should that be #cumpagnesocialist

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

Should have posted this now, not after midnight.

This revolution is dying before it started.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry.

Solidarity goes out the window when Mrs Wick says “I need some dick”

What’s a guy to do…….this guy obliges and chucks a load up her.

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Doesn’t it clash with Tits Out Tuesdays?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Why stop there? One day a week is barely a commitment befitting the memory of the fallen brethren. I vote for ever third week of each month be one of celibacy. One of shunning the wicked harlots, their wiles, bosoms, and posteriors. They may cum clawing at the door, crying for your seed. But stay strong men, and cry "Nay, not today Satan!"

LvM

(Not quite sure why I slipped into the 17th century but I'm going to roll with it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doesn’t it clash with Tits Out Tuesdays?"

Oooft! Boobs…..boobs………what was the op about again…………..fuck it………..boobs.

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Doesn’t it clash with Tits Out Tuesdays?"

Not really, unless someone takes the optional no Fabs.

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Why stop there? One day a week is barely a commitment befitting the memory of the fallen brethren. I vote for ever third week of each month be one of celibacy. One of shunning the wicked harlots, their wiles, bosoms, and posteriors. They may cum clawing at the door, crying for your seed. But stay strong men, and cry "Nay, not today Satan!"

LvM

(Not quite sure why I slipped into the 17th century but I'm going to roll with it)"

Good speech!

Wife is out shopping?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

LvM

(Not quite sure why I slipped into the 17th century but I'm going to roll with it)

Good speech!

Wife is out shopping?

Working

I'm stuck home with the tradie... maybe I'll put on some of K's lingerie and offer him a handie. They love that right? If Fab is anything to go by

LvM

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

LvM

(Not quite sure why I slipped into the 17th century but I'm going to roll with it)

Good speech!

Wife is out shopping?

Working

I'm stuck home with the tradie... maybe I'll put on some of K's lingerie and offer him a handie. They love that right? If Fab is anything to go by

LvM"

Zombie Chicken likes that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 day?

Amateurs

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

LvM

(Not quite sure why I slipped into the 17th century but I'm going to roll with it)

Good speech!

Wife is out shopping?

Working

I'm stuck home with the tradie... maybe I'll put on some of K's lingerie and offer him a handie. They love that right? If Fab is anything to go by

LvM"

I don't no mate.

I'm special/weird part time bi, so I don't know. I guess you are Fab straight then?

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"1 day?

Amateurs

We ignore your snake charming 1 day a week.

We are weak, but we try.

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"Sorry.

Solidarity goes out the window when Mrs Wick says “I need some dick”

What’s a guy to do…….this guy obliges and chucks a load up her. "

You need to bite the bullet, if you're married. Understood.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

LvM

(Not quite sure why I slipped into the 17th century but I'm going to roll with it)

Good speech!

Wife is out shopping?

Working

I'm stuck home with the tradie... maybe I'll put on some of K's lingerie and offer him a handie. They love that right? If Fab is anything to go by

LvM

I don't no mate.

I'm special/weird part time bi, so I don't know. I guess you are Fab straight then?"

No, I'm straight straight. I'm also just incredibly sarcastic

LvM

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

LvM

(Not quite sure why I slipped into the 17th century but I'm going to roll with it)

Good speech!

Wife is out shopping?

Working

I'm stuck home with the tradie... maybe I'll put on some of K's lingerie and offer him a handie. They love that right? If Fab is anything to go by

LvM

I don't no mate.

I'm special/weird part time bi, so I don't know. I guess you are Fab straight then?

No, I'm straight straight. I'm also just incredibly sarcastic

LvM"

More sarcastic than me???

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I reckon I could do a day for the fallen. But why Tuesday? Not tits out Tuesday

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"I reckon I could do a day for the fallen. But why Tuesday? Not tits out Tuesday

It supposed to be on Monday, but I could have post it just at 11pm.

I will do it on Monday next week, unless it dies fast.

It looks that way so far.

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

I guess this thread is dead.

I will give it another try next Monday.

I know it's Tits out Tuesday, Halloween, plus some might think I'm a weird c*nt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm planning a regular Tuesday strike.

Friday or Saturday as well at some point.

Depending on the negotiations.

***

Don't cum on Tuesdays, but edging is allowed.

Using a condom or even wanking is still a betrayal.

Take it as a 1 day celibacy.

It's a way to pay respect to our fallen fellow single men.

Searching in ninja mode and withholding Fabs is optional.

***

Sperm shortage might cause major disruptions to the other party.

They might cum to the table to start negotiations.

If it will become a regular thing, then I might make some virtual badges.

Free membership, WhatsApp / Facebook group, TV adds, our own beer brand, signature squirting dildos with no holes...etc.

You might even hear about it in the news.

***

They might call us losers, wankers or worse, but don't pay attention.

Stay strong and stop cumming! Doesn't matter how hard it is!

***

Obviously, I'm just joking (Am I?). Please don't hate me too much, if this actually becomes a real thing. ***

***

Hurting me isn't an option.

Unless it would be like a 50 on 1 gangbang.

I'd pass away happily as a martyr.

Sacrificing myself for the others.

***

Saint Roland I. (1980 - 2023)

Rest his piece, if you find it.

Soldier of love and equality.

He fought for his life till the end, but those pink furry handcuffs were stronger than they looked.

***

Warning! This is just a joke!

Terms and conditions apply.

***

It meant to be a weird thread.

I was planning it for 2 days.

***

Moderators, please let me know, if I'm breaking any rules.

I'm happy do another edited version of the thread.

To late I cum at 05:30

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By *inky Chef OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

"I'm planning a regular Tuesday strike.

Friday or Saturday as well at some point.

Depending on the negotiations.

***

Don't cum on Tuesdays, but edging is allowed.

Using a condom or even wanking is still a betrayal.

Take it as a 1 day celibacy.

It's a way to pay respect to our fallen fellow single men.

Searching in ninja mode and withholding Fabs is optional.

***

Sperm shortage might cause major disruptions to the other party.

They might cum to the table to start negotiations.

If it will become a regular thing, then I might make some virtual badges.

Free membership, WhatsApp / Facebook group, TV adds, our own beer brand, signature squirting dildos with no holes...etc.

You might even hear about it in the news.

***

They might call us losers, wankers or worse, but don't pay attention.

Stay strong and stop cumming! Doesn't matter how hard it is!

***

Obviously, I'm just joking (Am I?). Please don't hate me too much, if this actually becomes a real thing. ***

***

Hurting me isn't an option.

Unless it would be like a 50 on 1 gangbang.

I'd pass away happily as a martyr.

Sacrificing myself for the others.

***

Saint Roland I. (1980 - 2023)

Rest his piece, if you find it.

Soldier of love and equality.

He fought for his life till the end, but those pink furry handcuffs were stronger than they looked.

***

Warning! This is just a joke!

Terms and conditions apply.

***

It meant to be a weird thread.

I was planning it for 2 days.

***

Moderators, please let me know, if I'm breaking any rules.

I'm happy do another edited version of the thread.

To late I cum at 05:30

You lucky traitor

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